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Gentlemen,

As you may know, I have reviewed McKenzie several times in the past. For you "noobs" that have not seen her, please, see her now! She only works at Essence every few weeks. So, you have to check the BP ads for Essence frequently to see when "Mac" is working.

She has been carrying my "Jag Seed" for over a year now. "Mac" has one of the finest asses in the business. Fat, round, plump, firm, soft skin and when you see her in "K9", you will blow your load immediately. Her tits are big and firm and her stomach has just he right amount of feminine "belly fat" that BEGS for your HOT load! "Mac's" menus options can be discussed via PM. But bring at least 200- 250 for a GFE experience.

IMHO, her ass is better than ANY gal at Essence, other than that hot little "vixen", "Don't cum inside my pussy, oh, Jagmeister, cum on my clit! "Deziah".

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=TitusMajor;2145655]Finally went to see the think Brazilian everyone talk about. Place was easy to find. Parkin gin the back which was nice. Made my way inside and was greeted by michelle at the door. Eye had to adjust to the lower light level inside of the room (because that's all it is, a room) But SHe looked good. I was anxious to get a look at that famous ass of hers and I must say in the pants she was wearing I was not dissapointed. I didn't get a good look at her before laying down so I couldn't tell just how happy I would be. Paid for the hour and layed down. SHe went to work on what was a surprisingly good massage. I've been to a few places (essence and MBS) and got the rub down instead but she actually worked out some tension I had. Also made some pretty good conversation, put me right at ease. Not too much overt playing with the boys on the back side but they were brushed many times for sure. She allowed some OTC roaming and smiled and laughed as I did so. On the flip she started to take care of my legs again as I felt on her large ass. I started to stand a little more at attention and she walked away for a moment and got more oil, Next thing I know she's jerking me. She showed me more of what hid beneath and honesty it was little bit of a let down. It was nice, don't get me wrong, But it wasnt as nice as it looked in the pants. She seemed a little rushed about it. I had no idea what I was looking at as far as time left. She finished me off with a little moaning. Scale of 1-10 on the HE: 6. 5 Of course it was enjoyable but I honestly would have liked a little more UMMPH if you will. I don't need FS I just want it to feel a little more sexy. She got me a hot towel to gett the excess and the oil. I was happy with it. I mean it could have been worse. I have heard many mongers say that you need to add about 8-10 pounds to the picture. I would agree or maybe say add 10-20. She is hot but just not exactly what you're seeing in the picture. Mia wasnt there, I know they work together so I don't know what she looked like.

Total titus tokens: 160.120 for the hour.

I would repeat. She's hot and more importantly she gives a good massage.[/QUOTE]Brother Titus. Great review of Brazil Michelle! See her again, my brother, and you should receive her full menu of options. Her face is still so fucking beautiful. Her facial "vector" lines are as "exquisite" as any woman in this business (that was for you, my love!

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=Ufo407;2145393]Mulan.

O my, my. This review is going to be tricky. This is the most fucked up experience I have had yet at a massage parlor. When I initally went, did my appointment and left, I was kinda dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature. Probably should have scheduled and hour with this one. Seems like everytime I schedule a half an hour, I end up liking the technician and try and schedule an hour, but they already are booked up. The one time I did schedule a full hour with a technician I ended up leaving after 45 minutes covered in nasty ass oily baby oil when we ran out of stuff to talk about. No more hour appointments unless I know the girl from now on. Also the tipping goes up along with the house fee for an hour to where you could have done the escort thing for a lot cheaper.

So, back to Mulan. She is sooo, petite and exotically smoking hot. Expect to pay around 1. 2 rose petals on the tip plus. 4 house fee for a full nude destressing rub. I'm sure there are guys that have paid more to see that fine body naked. O my my. What a smoking body. If your into the whole visual thing, have a fat wad of cash and could give a shit about having a slow sensual rub, this may be the girl for you. She can hold a surface conversation as well. She seems highly intelligent, but I did't get much depth from the conversation. While I was dissatisfied about the whole rushed nature of the experience, this is the first time the afterglow from a session has hit me a day afterwords and stayed for several days. The only other time I have got this kind of afterglow from a body rub was Xena at MBS, although that time it was instantaneous. I am not saying it was not sensual at all, as there was plenty of mutual rubbing and that is what has permanently etched itself into my memory. Holy shit! The few minutes I got to caress that body was like a religious experience, and maybe that is why I feel as though the session was rushed as I was enjoying it soo much.

So here is where is gets tricky, cause after the noticeably rushed nature of the experience and the price, I initally felt more like a business transaction than the usual half an hour destressing getaway that experience that I seek from a body rub. It wasn't until later on that that night and the few days afterwords that I was able to get the hit and enjoyment the experience. Even though beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I do know one thing, for 1. 6 rose petals, having that experience and body etched into my mind for the rest of my life may just be worth it. If your tight on cash and looking for a cerebral experience, might want to look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]From your post it seems like your experience with the hot and licentious Mulan was less than, well, "ball draining". Many men here have seen Mulan, including myself. Yes, she is very good looking, articulate, engaging and will give you a GFE, if you "work" her the right way. She was gone from Luxsa for a while. I guess Natasha let her come back. Good for her. I may have to cum visit Mulan again. She gave me one of the best "dreams" I ever had. I even had a PSE bonus session with her and "Ava".

So, See her again and maybe things will improve. If not, then, cross her off your list and move on to the next "cervix".

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2144716]Anyone else getting texts from them about openings?[/QUOTE]And clean out your inbox my man!

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=ColombianCoco;2143223]Ok, what's the secret to getting her on the phone? I have tried calling her at least 4 times in the last 6 months and it always goes straight to voicemail. Left message with my name and number, ask her to contact me at her convenience. Never heard back from her.

CC.[/QUOTE]Hey Brother CC. Yeah, Joan is difficult to reach and flaky at times, but, once you see her you will be happy with her performance. Try her with some "Candy" for an awesome, ball draining PSE, GFE threesome experience! I reviewed each of these sexy ladies. I met them "fortuitously", by chance, after I got done fucking Brazil Michelle at her and Mia's (yes I fucked Mia too, though not at the same time.) spa just around the corner from Joan's place. LOL.

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=TitusMajor;2142402]Anyone seen cherry recently? I was hoping to see her but haven't seen a thing from her in forever. I may have missed the boat unfortunately.

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Cherry is totally GFE, PSE ever since I first banged her "rapacious" Latina "clit ringed" pussy late last year. Check her out brother Titus and post your experience.

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2141526]Thank you guys for sharing your thoughts.[/QUOTE]Gentlemen,

I know a couple of you had an "unfortunate" experience at Salt Spa on Lee road. What can I say? Shit happens, right? All I can tell you is that Ava, Lisa and Julie were all very beautiful, sexy and totally FS (I ran through that place in two days, LOL). Yes, it is my opinion and opinions are like, well, assholes. Everyone has one (save for the guy that shits through a "stoma", with all due respect.) Indeed, the vivacious, curvaceous and delicious "Lisa" gave me one of the most intense nude BTB with ALL the trimmings (DATY too) that I have ever had. EVER. Lisa got my cock so fucking hard that I think I now have "stretch marks" on my "Jag Stick"! Lolol.

Fellas, I got my fucking Jag Coin money's worth with these gorgeous women. I blew a lot of fucking money (and Jag Seed) in that place over a very short period of time.

"The Jag came, he saw, he conquered!

JaguarXF.

Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

Any of you "noobs" want to check her out and report back??

Her coin is high for only one hour. But she did tell me that she WOULD do a nude BTB on my bed. I just never got around to seeing her, though Barolo saw her a long time ago.

JaguarXF.

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Welcome back Jag! Long time no see on the boards so I take that as you must be way to busy having fun! Expect to see a bunch of reviews now that you have returned, LOL.

I need to venture over to Orlando and check some of your reviewed hotties out. Your reviews are the best, honest, succinct and humorous. Expect a PM about some of your stable girls.

Keep the reviews coming.

BN.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2149293]Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]

A hearty shout out and welcome back to our brother Jag, the living proof of what happens when you have more money than god and qualify for that line in the ED commercial that states, "For an erection that lasts more than four hours. . . . . ".

It is good to see your posts once again grace the pages of our little neighborhood. Your posts and reviews can easily be assembled as a "how to" manual for anyone thinking of getting into this hobby.

Also, your reviews on Nikki Nikki are spot on. If I was given one night to live and could only go at it one last time I think her digits are the one I would call first.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2149293]Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2150083]A hearty shout out and welcome back to our brother Jag, the living proof of what happens when you have more money than god and qualify for that line in the ED commercial that states, "For an erection that lasts more than four hours. . . . . ".

It is good to see your posts once again grace the pages of our little neighborhood. Your posts and reviews can easily be assembled as a "how to" manual for anyone thinking of getting into this hobby.

Also, your reviews on Nikki Nikki are spot on. If I was given one night to live and could only go at it one last time I think her digits are the one I would call first.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]C3,

Don't believe Jag's review was about Nikki Nikki but some other provider from Craiglist. At least that's what the links lead you back to. That's why I like to post pictures of the provider in my posts to avoid confusion. Many of the names are the same and it gets confusing. Just a note for clarity.

BTW, Nikki Nikki is indeed top of the line.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2149894]Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.

Any of you "noobs" want to check her out and report back??

Her coin is high for only one hour. But she did tell me that she WOULD do a nude BTB on my bed. I just never got around to seeing her, though Barolo saw her a long time ago.

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=Barolo;2129832]I have seen Vanessa twice, she says she is experienced but I don't believe so. She says she will do the massage in lingerie but still leaves her bra and pantises. It took so arm twisting to get them off. She does very little teasing. It became too much work for me and not relaxing to get her not to be a prude. I will not repeat![/QUOTE]Vanessa is a great masseuse and she's very beautiful. She's not fake and she does what she claims she does. I'm a regular client and she is probably the sweetest girl I've met. The reason why you're not satisfied is because you're a perv who's looking for sex but that's not what she does, she's a good Christian girl and she can make great money doing just massages. She's given me great massages before and her gentle touch is enough for me. She gives fabulous massages and some people really do want a great massage and not sex.

[blue]Thanks to a dutiful Senior for bringing this to my attention, I'm not sure how I missed it (prolly getting a BJ while I worked) and I know I should take it down but I just can't bring myself to do it.

We all know what it is, and I think it should be preserved. It's the perfect example of why we in Argentina refer to the US and A (Sorry Borat) as Sex Prison. He's obviously a perv because he wants sex. Barolo you disgusting, nasty, man I agree, there must be something deeply wrong with you to think, you might actually enjoy sex. Shame on you! Go stand in a corner.

ElizabethKroge whoever you are, I think you need to get laid well about as bad as anybody I've ever seen.

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Wow if only she were real.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2149894]Unfucking believable! I have not spoken to her in months. She called me this after noon. I guess she needs clients, even though I never did get around to seeing her. LOL.
[/QUOTE]I can't help but think that it's their own fault when they're short on clientele or struggling for a date. If they were located let's say along the exit 90's where there's a wealth of lonely businessmen and extended stays, they'd be rich by now.