Massage Parlor Reports

Was out in the Orland area today and thought to myself "Whats out this way? 1st place was a crap massage with no hint of anything so I had it in my head that now I am on a mission. Usually when I am on a mission its never more than a half hour I am looking for as I am testing the waters. The second place MT gave a very sensual massage with a HS. No tip discussed and she was very happy with what I left. Gave me her name and I told her if I happen to be out that way again I will pay her another visit. The funny part is the 1st place I have read reviews on and it said a sure thing. Well I am now sure its not a sure thing, plus it was a crappy environment unlike the 2nd place.

Thanks for posting the name of the provider and place.

Good report.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2342308]Greetings mongers, new to the set and the hobby. Thanks to you guys, excellent first experience in Mt Prospect at Sky.

Provider was Yumi. I will not soon forget. Playful and friendly from the moment I walked in. Took Bobs advice and was a gentleman at all times (but one with the Washington Monument going on). Table shower with attention everywhere. Above average but still pedestrian massage. Signs were there all the way. She kept remarking about my physique, ink, etc, playful and touchy.

On the flip she looked at me expectedly but said nothing, I asked about extras and was asked what I wanted. Went with BBBJ / cim with full access after a little haggling. She was worried about me being LE but I was able to convince her I'm not. Once we began, took the entire monument all the way to the ground. Magnificent body, which I explored thoroughly. See cups, smooth and flawless and cute as a button. Cleaned up and then exchanged LFK, and I could tell she was all revved up. She said next time, FS for $ . 4, which I will be doing.

Like I said. Thanks to you guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SalMinella;2342280]Sorry Bob didn't want to have to spell it out but it doesn't really matter nothing LEO doesn't know about already I'm sure. You cracked it though, and it's on Archer. I know you can care less, but there's the info for mma and others.

Bob don't like my posts then don't respond. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I apologize. Your posts are good. Bob.

Great post but don't pay $. 4 for FS.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2342308]Greetings mongers, new to the set and the hobby. Thanks to you guys, excellent first experience in Mt Prospect at Sky.

Provider was Yumi. I will not soon forget. Playful and friendly from the moment I walked in. Took Bobs advice and was a gentleman at all times (but one with the Washington Monument going on). Table shower with attention everywhere. Above average but still pedestrian massage. Signs were there all the way. She kept remarking about my physique, ink, etc, playful and touchy.

On the flip she looked at me expectedly but said nothing, I asked about extras and was asked what I wanted. Went with BBBJ / cim with full access after a little haggling. She was worried about me being LE but I was able to convince her I'm not. Once we began, took the entire monument all the way to the ground. Magnificent body, which I explored thoroughly. See cups, smooth and flawless and cute as a button. Cleaned up and then exchanged LFK, and I could tell she was all revved up. She said next time, FS for $ . 4, which I will be doing.

Like I said. Thanks to you guys.[/QUOTE]

I have been on a roll lately and I love sharing info. On good providers. I saw this one off to the side on one of my recent visits to one of the nice local MPs. Make sure you ask to see the rotation because this place has a few gems. Saundra is a pretty girl with lots of booty and breast and knows how to treat a man. Regular menu and good prices, but you just have to ask without being obnoxious.

These girls put their necks out there so we can have a little fun, so please use discretion.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-action-soft-hands-for-the-sensual-man-100-independent-sandra-is-waiting-4-you-60/14838089[/URL]

[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;2341359]So a week ago I thought about going to a place most of us know and at first decided not to and save my money. Then I persuaded my self an hour later to head out. Normal greet by mamasan and into my room. A few minutes later a rather tall, maybe 5' 8" with heels on Asian walked in. Possibly early 40's but a killer body and a nice smooth complexion. Nice hair and grooming. She spoke the normal engrish but I could understand most. Best TS I have had so far (some enthusiastic washing) and on to the room. She gave an.

Excellent massage and I told her that alone is worth the price of admission. Ears to toes and everything in between for the massage. Then she asked what I want. Went with the BJ and oddly she said stay face down. She undressed and climbed up the table by my feet. She started licking my thighs and moved towards my ass. Now I have never let anyone go near there but I was puddy in her hands. She rimmed me then grabbed my hips and told me to get on all fours. She then bent down and turned her head and licked the boys.

While stroking Mr. Happy. Then she laid on her side and sucked on me for a few minutes before telling me to stand up and watch her blow me. She said "I'll take my time and do it really slow, so you feel really good". Oh man! Her saying that alone I knew this wasn't.

Going to last long. Another thing is this is the first time I have had bare back. Somewhat concerning to me as I am worried about STD's but the little head won ten fold. She took everything and cim and spit it out after. Then she proceeded to continue to give me more massage time. By the way she just started on Monday and said I was her very first customer. I will be back. She renewed my faith in quality service after I had a shit experience somewhere else a few weeks ago. If anyone has anything good to trade more towards.

Bolingbrook / Joliet area I will give her name and more details. This woman was top notch.[/QUOTE]Little advice. Trading info as a non senior member won't get you any bonus points here. If this is in joliet or Boilingbrook its way far for me.

Yes just provide the name or link to the spa.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2343212]Little advice. Trading info as a non senior member won't get you any bonus points here. If this is in joliet or Boilingbrook its way far for me.[/QUOTE]

Decided to take Vern2020 advice and gave Relax a shot. Place is locate on Cermak (as I said in previous post). Went during the day and drew Anna. Very nice gal. Above average massage and normal finish. Worth the trip and will visit again.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;2343135]Great post but don't pay $. 4 for FS.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that. I assume that one must simply be ready to walk if they won't bargain down?

Going rate is $, yes?

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2342308]Greetings mongers, new to the set and the hobby. Thanks to you guys, excellent first experience in Mt Prospect at Sky.

Provider was Yumi. I will not soon forget. Playful and friendly from the moment I walked in. Took Bobs advice and was a gentleman at all times (but one with the Washington Monument going on). Table shower with attention everywhere. Above average but still pedestrian massage. Signs were there all the way. She kept remarking about my physique, ink, etc, playful and touchy.

On the flip she looked at me expectedly but said nothing, I asked about extras and was asked what I wanted. Went with BBBJ / cim with full access after a little haggling. She was worried about me being LE but I was able to convince her I'm not. Once we began, took the entire monument all the way to the ground. Magnificent body, which I explored thoroughly. See cups, smooth and flawless and cute as a button. Cleaned up and then exchanged LFK, and I could tell she was all revved up. She said next time, FS for $ . 4, which I will be doing.

Like I said. Thanks to you guys.[/QUOTE]Next time you go pay the house fee then when she leaves, put $ and a cover on the table. Yumi will accept it without negotiation.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2343212]Little advice. Trading info as a non senior member won't get you any bonus points here. If this is in joliet or Boilingbrook its way far for me.[/QUOTE]Hey Mma, He did not say that this place was in the Joliet area. He asked if anyone wanted to share info anf he was looking for a place in Joliet or Bolingbrook. I sent him a pm with a place to go and he never responded to me.

So all you guys out there that say people on here do not share are full of crap I have shared with many and never have gotten a response from anyone except Dmichaels.

PP.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker;2344397]Hey Mma, He did not say that this place was in the Joliet area. He asked if anyone wanted to share info anf he was looking for a place in Joliet or Bolingbrook. I sent him a pm with a place to go and he never responded to me.

So all you guys out there that say people on here do not share are full of crap I have shared with many and never have gotten a response from anyone except Dmichaels.

PP.[/QUOTE]If they can't share their Provider's info in return, (assuming they have a Provider to share with you) the least those guys could do is say "Thank You" for giving them info about the Providers you've seen.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2343912]Thanks for that. I assume that one must simply be ready to walk if they won't bargain down?

Going rate is $, yes?[/QUOTE]I would not say its $100 all the time. Price is still supply and demand. Plus it is important to try to set the price the first time. Then the next time all you have to say is "that's what we agreed to last time". When I met her she asked for $150. I said No. Yun charges $100. And that was it. But consider the time of day, and maybe her mood, her interest in you personally, etc. If you come in at 5 minutes to close, or if there are 3 other guys waiting. She might not be as receptive. Weekdays. Especially Tuesday. Early morning are slowest, so that's when you have the best shot at a good price. Weekends and evenings are busiest. The youngest and cutest girls can sometimes make a high price stick. I've seen old ones that charge as low as $50 or $60. I know one that charges $150 - all in for 45 minutes. I think the house rate at the place is $50 for 40 minutes and she throws in a few extra minutes. At another place, a fairly young Chinese girl did a freebie for a young Korean guy. Same girl won't FS me for all the tea in China (pardon the pun). So the point is there is a typical price, but it is not set in stone, depending on all these factors. I might add, if Yumi really likes you, you might buy her lunch on her day off. (Don't even ask for sex.) Just say you like her and wanted to do something nice for her. It is a long term investment but it could pay off. Have fun. Bob.

I had a lady new life in mt prospect ask for $150. When I laughed at her she said $100.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2344609]I would not say its $100 all the time. Price is still supply and demand. Plus it is important to try to set the price the first time. Then the next time all you have to say is "that's what we agreed to last time". When I met her she asked for $150. I said No. Yun charges $100. And that was it. But consider the time of day, and maybe her mood, her interest in you personally, etc. If you come in at 5 minutes to close, or if there are 3 other guys waiting. She might not be as receptive. Weekdays. Especially Tuesday. Early morning are slowest, so that's when you have the best shot at a good price. Weekends and evenings are busiest. The youngest and cutest girls can sometimes make a high price stick. I've seen old ones that charge as low as $50 or $60. I know one that charges $150 - all in for 45 minutes. I think the house rate at the place is $50 for 40 minutes and she throws in a few extra minutes. At another place, a fairly young Chinese girl did a freebie for a young Korean guy. Same girl won't FS me for all the tea in China (pardon the pun). So the point is there is a typical price, but it is not set in stone, depending on all these factors. I might add, if Yumi really likes you, you might buy her lunch on her day off. (Don't even ask for sex.) Just say you like her and wanted to do something nice for her. It is a long term investment but it could pay off. Have fun. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boone50;2344356]Next time you go pay the house fee then when she leaves, put $ and a cover on the table. Yumi will accept it without negotiation.[/QUOTE]Excellent advice from all, grateful for the help and surely do not wish to drive the market rate up for others. Thanks!