Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Zooman;2148162]Stopped by Elite and saw Cheyenne. Paid house fee and was taken to a room. Told to get confortable, which I did. Then I waited way too long before Cheyenne came in. Very nice looking and good attitude. Told me there was mutual touching and to place donation on a table. Started on a weak rub of my legs and asked if wanted more. Woke up from my dream and said yes. Asked for additional amount, which I did. Fell asleep again. I remember my dream of her on top seeing her assests, with mutual touching. I woke up too dam fast, dream did not last long. No massage, weak rub, great body and attitude, some upsell and waited too long at the begining. All this equals a mixed review. Like to try again to see if either things get better, or if this the standard. She seems to be a good person, that would be great to explore more options. It could of been me and I gave a bad vibe to her.[/QUOTE]Brother Zooman! "Let not your heart (or your engorged pulsating cock) be troubled". Cheyanne is one of the sweetest, most sincere, genuine and sexy women in this industry. There is NO question that she will do everything she can to ensure that her clients leave happy. As with any provider, if you 'spook" the woman, she will NOT be responsive to you, Jag Coin notwithstanding.

My dear brother Zooman, try "Chey" (did The Jag just make a "rhyme", LOL) again. Be a total gentleman and the temptress that "smolders" deep within her feminine, lascivious, libidinous, licentious, rapacious, voracious, and sultry body will become manifest and you will be thoroughly satisfied.

JaguarXF.

Throw back Thursday. Was in Altamonte and stopped by Asahi, its been over a year. Candy was still there. Got great TS, decent massage and great Russian ending. . 6 house fee and. 5 for her.

I have been off the Board for 10 days. I have been pumping my "Jag Seed" deep, deeper and of course oh sooooo fucking balls deep into the ovulating cervix's of some of Orlando's hottest providers. I have seen over 20 providers in the past two weeks. Some were PSE threesomes with some cock consuming ladies at several WELL KNOWN spas. These Spas include, but are not limited to: Sweet Elite, MBS and Lee Road Spa (sorry some guys had no success there. I can only report my ball draining experiences with the sexy ladies there). I have been to Luxsa as well. However, I had already seen two of the ladies there previously and reviewed them, so a "redundant" review, if you will, would be of no "utilitarian" value to the Board. And Natasha, as always. You are SOOO Fucking beautiful! Too bad you are out of the hobby. I really miss our sessions when you were at MBS! (though you were only there a short time).

So my esteemed and venerable brethren on the Board, I will be posting a long review today or tomorrow. It will contain some detail, but, not the "Penthouse Forum" details that I usually provide. I greatly appreciate the dozens of Board members who have PM'd me thanking me for my "prose" and "spiraling" intellect. Though, I always accept such compliments with great humility and deference.

Additionally, I have dozens of PM's that I must respond to. So, please be patient with me, as you all know I try to respond to every PM I receive.

Oh, one more thing. I saw Dallas (Escort) very recently!! Dear God Almighty in Heaven! I never had a better experience. See my review of her in the Positive Escort Review Section later today or tomorrow.

JaguarXF.

Young lady requested that I send her a personal photo before seeing me. When I decline. She called me a Nark. LMAO.

What is a Nark?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/busty-outcall-only-therapy-25/10779138[/URL]

Generally, in this context, a narc is a narcotics officer. She is saying she concluded you were LEO because you wouldn't send a picture. Not entirely unreasonable, but you could say the same thing. It's a sticky wicket in this game. It can end up like a mexican stand-off. If that phrase is a little racist, sorry, but it's still a mexican stand-off!

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;2149414]Young lady requested that I send her a personal photo before seeing me. When I decline. She called me a Nark. LMAO.

What is a Nark?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/busty-outcall-only-therapy-25/10779138[/URL][/QUOTE]I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.

[QUOTE=ColombianCoco;2149444]I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.[/QUOTE]Didn't get her name. She wanted $140 for a negligee massage, $160 for topless.

[QUOTE=ColombianCoco;2149444]I believe the young lady was calling you a "narc"otics officer. Or it could be a co-worker, friend, hell, even a family member that "narcs" you out to the authorities, to your boss or a loved one.

Curious, what was her name? The ad is gone. She has some lovely fun bags.

CC.[/QUOTE]1. and. Short for a Narcotics officer. A member of Law Enforcement that enforces drug laws.

2. and. A person who is not a member of Law Enforcement but turns you into the police for doing or dealing drugs.

3. and. A person that turns you in for something you did wrong; specifically to any type of authority figure like parents, cops, teachers, boss, etc.

4. v. The act of turning someone into law enforcement or authority figures.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2149293]Nikki is fucking hot. True, she prefers older professional men. As I said in my earlier posts, Nikki did come to my hotel and she performed exquisitely for The Jag. Nude BTB, kissing, licking, tasting, sliding and gliding with all the "trimmings", if you will. I DID NOT fuck her. But, the menu options were sufficient, nevertheless. Jag coinage, if I recall correctly, was in the 150 range, plus or minus, "A Fistful of Dollars". LOL.

Of note: Nikki only came to my hotel after I saw her a few times at her incall (at the time) near the Florida Mall.

Thanks brother TPhresh for your post.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]You said you gave her $150, plus or minus. It would be a help to your brothers, here on this Great Forum, if you could share how much of your time that donation gave you.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2149634]You said you gave her $150, plus or minus. It would be a help to your brothers, here on this Great Forum, if you could share how much of your time that donation gave you.[/QUOTE]Would be her energy / efforts ended after 1 pop. Would that be accurate?

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2149650]Would be her energy / efforts ended after 1 pop. Would that be accurate?[/QUOTE]I appreciate your salient question brother Sillyolman. Indeed, for those of you who have read my posts, I usually blow one load of "Jag Seed" per cervix. I have blown multiple loads. But, from a "modus operational paradigm" perspective, I prefer to "load" up if you, will, for one massive dose of molten, potent "Jag Seed", so I can "admire" my work, as I spray the faces, tits, assholes, vaginas and hair (sorry Honey, LOL) of all of my beautiful and cock hungry, "Jag Girls". I know Nikki would accommodate multiple pops if she was comfortable with you.

Let me be unequivocally clear: Nikki ALWAYS has been a YMMV gal. Guys have complained about her lack of "extras". However, I can attest to the fact that Nikki will deliver most menu items including Russian, COT, COA, BBBL, BBACF, BBCLF and BBCL. Again, I DID NOT fuck her.

As far as the Jag Coin, SOM, I would have to go back and read my old posts to find out what the coinage was. If I may, I would suggest you use "common sense" and use a "standard deviation" (for you statistics guys out there) of +/- 20-30% from the 150, DEPENDING upon what she gives you.

Hope this helps, my good brother.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=JonLong;2146945]This is my third and last time there. It's so close to my office. Set appt with Misha for 90 minutes because I saw her last week and she has a great body and very clean. Went to the atm got 300 thought that should be enough wanted the next level. Paid the 1 for 90 minutes and the massage started out great. MIsha is very chatty but very nice and cool chic. On the flip she started right away with the handshake than I asked her what else is on the menu she says need many more than rub her fingers. What is she Johnny Football. Lmao. I stated I have 2 she says this is that. What bra and panties and a handshake. WTF. To much for my me. 3 for 90 minute massage and a hand. Paid johnny football 3 I'm so stupid.[/QUOTE]I reviewed her and will ask that you PM me if you need more, including her "digits".

Yes, Micha delivers all the goods. Other men have had success as well.

None of that matters now as Healing Hands is closing its doors.

JaguarXF.

Gentlemen,

The Jag has it under "supreme" authority that Healing Hands of Longwood is closing. There will be no love here among many of the brothers here on the Board. Missy failed miserable at trying to establish this spa. Multiple cancelled appointments, "robo dialing" client phone numbers WITHOUT their permission (I fucking lost count of how many times I got "punked" by Missy's BS "robo dialing" marketing campaign) and Bait and Switches do not make for a successful business, Missy sweetie. But, if a first you don't succeed, try again. Right? Well, at least I was lucky enough to get a massage from this hot fucking little "semi-MILF" babe.

Maybe Missy will do some online course work from the Wharton School of Business, marshal together her business acumen and try again.

Micha will become an independent LMT again. Fun days ahead with her! She should be posting on BP soon. PM for more.

Her fucking face is soooooo gorgeous! Smooth lips (both sets), tight little "spinner" ass and nice, itty bitty titties!

Oh, did I mention how well her throat muscles work? "Zero spill factor", gentlemen! God help me!

JaguarXF.

Gentlemen,

The Jag also has it under "supreme authority" from a "very high ranking" and highly respected provider, that MBS has also closed its doors (As has Healing Hands in Longwood). I called several times today and the phone went straight to "Gabby's" sexy voicemail (is voice mail fucking one word or two words? WTF?

JaguarXF.