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I just want to make sure I do things right, and not accidentally do something that's going to get me instantly blacklisted because I didn't know any better.

How does one go about finding out rates if they're not listed? Seems like being blunt is frowned upon.

Are tips basically expected? If so, what's a reasonable tip amount?

Should I even bother with a shower at home, since it seems like most providers make you shower on arrival? Or am I being naive and misunderstanding what a shower means.

I think I read that you should beat the meat once right before meeting, should you?

Any other common-not-so-common knowledge pointers would be appreciated.

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[QUOTE=KarlCrack;5321840]Since the latina thread is dead thought I'd post here. ANyone seen this one? Or know of a latina in the area? Thanks.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/reston/12783289.html[/URL][/QUOTE]The Falls Church Latina seems to have closed shop. No other leads besides the occasional posts on the forum and the CS on the other sites.

[QUOTE=SecondaryBackU;5323893]I just want to make sure I do things right, and not accidentally do something that's going to get me instantly blacklisted because I didn't know any better.

How does one go about finding out rates if they're not listed? Seems like being blunt is frowned upon.

Are tips basically expected? If so, what's a reasonable tip amount?

Should I even bother with a shower at home, since it seems like most providers make you shower on arrival? Or am I being naive and misunderstanding what a shower means.

I think I read that you should beat the meat once right before meeting, should you?

Any other common-not-so-common knowledge pointers would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Saying "hello" is always a good place to start when greeting someone, haha! If rates aren't listed, simply ask by the 2nd or 3rd text. They shouldn't be offended when the omission is on their end. And if they do end up copping an attitude, fuck them. You're better off avoiding their nonsense anyway. Be polite, straightforward, and tactful in all your communications--and you should be fine the majority of the time.

As in the food industry, tips aren't mandatory. They're a reward for quality service and are always appreciated. If the provider gave you a fantastic time, by all means tip them an extra 10 - 80 (really dependent on the original agreed total). And if the experience was mechanical, shitty or plain false advertising, give only what you agreed upon and not a cent more. Give nothing if the session hasn't even started & you realize the whole thing's a train wreck to jump clear of.

Regarding showers--come on dude. Yes, you should [B]always[/B] shower. I typically do so a few hours prior to seeing a provider, as well as in the morning when I wake up. You don't have to do a 30 minute, meticulous, full body scrub-down. But going into a session all fresh & clean significantly improves your standing and the chances of an amazing time. And besides, shower fun can be had, especially at K-girl agencies. I mean, why wouldn't you want their soapy hands roaming all over along with a preview BBBJ to kick things off?

As for "pre-gaming" right before a session, I personally don't do that. However, I get why others do so before seeing their favorites & to ensure they'll last a little longer. It's up to you, but I can understand the reasoning behind it.

A few things I'll add that have served me well in all my years hobbying: avoid paying at the start of a session (unless it's an agency or reliable provider); [B]never pay before meeting[/B] (PBM); avoid using CashApp if possible; don't ever buy gift cards & offer the code on the back; don't eat a huge meal right before; dress somewhat nicely (avoid the tanktop, shorts, and flipflops); groom your facial hair & nether regions; and know when to walk away if something seems out of place or you've been lied to.

There's more I'm probably forgetting, but all this should keep you safe while increasing your chances at a fun time. Cheers!

[QUOTE=DawnWolf;5322640]Glad you had a fun time. Poor Jasmine, between the two of us I'm starting to wonder if there's something to keep you long lasting in that wine of hers haha.[/QUOTE]Make that the three of us. Red red wine. Great experience and will definitely repeat. She knows how to make you feel good eh. Was my first time dropping this kind of dough on a provider but it was worth it. Is anyone else known to provide a similar authentic feeing GFE as miss Jasmine?

Body is a 10. Breasts are not natural like somebody said in Philly. Her waist is sexy as fuck, Face 8 or 9, performance 8 or 9. I Saw her in the evening. She was clearly a little worn out. She complained a bit when I wanted her to go to doggy in round two. She agreed but it was clearly uncomfortable for her so I finished in her mouth again. The shower and pregame fun was super hot. My scale is based on ag sienna and former bls aki being all 10's. I would say Hosi is well under 30 But somebody will probably come on here and tell me she's 45. She appeared very youthful. In my opinion it's always best to catch any provider in the morning if you can.

[QUOTE=Shinshi86;5324479]Saying "hello" is always a good place to start when greeting someone, haha! If rates aren't listed, simply ask by the 2nd or 3rd text. They shouldn't be offended when the omission is on their end. And if they do end up copping an attitude, fuck them. You're better off avoiding their nonsense anyway. Be polite, straightforward, and tactful in all your communications--and you should be fine the majority of the time.

As in the food industry, tips aren't mandatory. They're a reward for quality service and are always appreciated. If the provider gave you a fantastic time, by all means tip them an extra 10 - 80 (really dependent on the original agreed total). And if the experience was mechanical, shitty or plain false advertising, give only what you agreed upon and not a cent more. Give nothing if the session hasn't even started & you realize the whole thing's a train wreck to jump clear of.

Regarding showers--come on dude. Yes, you should [B]always[/B] shower. I typically do so a few hours prior to seeing a provider, as well as in the morning when I wake up. You don't have to do a 30 minute, meticulous, full body scrub-down. But going into a session all fresh & clean significantly improves your standing and the chances of an amazing time. And besides, shower fun can be had, especially at K-girl agencies. I mean, why wouldn't you want their soapy hands roaming all over along with a preview BBBJ to kick things off?

As for "pre-gaming" right before a session, I personally don't do that. However, I get why others do so before seeing their favorites & to ensure they'll last a little longer. It's up to you, but I can understand the reasoning behind it.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

The tip thing confused me because I've read you're supposed to discreetly just leave an envelope in the bathroom or something, but I didn't know if the tip should already be in there, or if it's something you leave at the end. So I was like. Okay what if I left a $50 tip but it was shit, do I go back to the envelope?

Okay thanks for the shower clarification hahaha. I shower every day so even if I didn't shower right before meeting, I'd still be generally clean, but yeah just want to make sure I do things right.

What would you consider things that are out of place that you should watch out for? Since the nature of this hobby is grey at best, I don't know what within that grey area is considered still okay and others are total red flags.

Has anyone seen her?

[URL]https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/462066.htm?cat=19[/URL]

Anyone seen her before?

[QUOTE=SliderZ;5325616][URL]https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/462066.htm?cat=19[/URL]

Anyone seen her before?[/QUOTE]See this comment from Nov 2018:

Thanks. Holy smokes clemence / muguette is still alive? I recall her from the 90's when I swear she was about 60 then.

FYI Michelly screens onsite. She makes a date with you and has you drive out to her location. Only once you've sat in traffic does she surprise you with extra screening. My recomendation: ask her to screen you in full before you leave. If she says there is no screening she's lying -- don't waste the gas unless you don't mind waiting around the hotel while she screens you. I don't mind screening, but I have a busy job and tight schedules. If you're like me and your time is valuable, pass on Michelly unless she commits to doing her screening in full before you get in the car. [URL]Https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/8006760.htm[/URL].

She's been in the area for a long time, going by different names at different agencies. I believe herr most recent stint was as Paris at bookalatina. The pics are very glammed up, she is unacttractive. I saw her once about 3 years ago at the old elite models and was very disappointed. But to each their own.

[QUOTE=Pjfun;5325404]Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SecondaryBackU;5325383]The tip thing confused me because I've read you're supposed to discreetly just leave an envelope in the bathroom or something, but I didn't know if the tip should already be in there, or if it's something you leave at the end. So I was like. Okay what if I left a $50 tip but it was shit, do I go back to the envelope?

What would you consider things that are out of place that you should watch out for? Since the nature of this hobby is grey at best, I don't know what within that grey area is considered still okay and others are total red flags.[/QUOTE]No prob, happy to help. In all my years hobbying, I've placed my donation in an envelope maybe twice (and that was when I was a newbie). Feel free to hand the cash over, albeit nicely folded in half & not all crumpled up. Also might be a good idea to bring jacksons instead of benjamins. And if you want to leave a tip, hand it to her during the farewell hug.

Regarding what's out of place & knowing when to walk away: that's something you'll have to figure out through experience. Everyone's got their own ruleset, how much PII they're comfortable with revealing, the surroundings / environment they're okay with when dropping their drawers, whether or not they're okay with their provider doing drugs or alcohol in front of them, paying upfront, etc. Personally, I have a few nopes which I don't compromise on:

If I pull up to a provider's location and it looks like fucking [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Drive away.

If a provider attempts to rob me, extort me, or makes a huge public scene? Run away.

If a provider blatantly lies, reneges on what was agreed upon, and doesn't follow through on their end of the transaction? Depending on the circumstance, I've walked away. Maybe toss a Jackson their way out of pity.

If a provider's ad seems TGTBT, it likely is. Speaking generally, it's not a good sign when a provider lays out specific details of a future session. Some ground rules like her nopes, sure. But if a provider's first text is along the line of how she can't wait for you to dump multiple loads in her kitty despite never once seeing each other before? Something's seriously off and it might be best to walk away. Best case scenario, it's a scam. Worst case, a violent scam or LE.

Some providers' pictures don't accurately portray their true appearance. Which is fine to an extent since most agencies operate this way. But blatant false advertising is something no one should stand for. So if you arrive in-person and the provider appears to have hit every fucking branch while plummeting from the fugly tree? Don't feel bad, walk away.

If there's a police vehicle (especially an unmarked one) that you've managed to spot lingering around the parking lot of a provider's location, you could move with a purpose and act like you belong. But if you see a ton of foot traffic around the entrances or near the provider's room? Walk--don't run--away, and then inform the provider the location's too hot once you're in the clear. Don't do this while still on the property as that could give you away. It might be that the cop's not there for you, but why take that risk?

If you're at the entrance of a condominium, apartment, or some upscale residential area with coded locks & the provider has left you hanging with no way in (no texts, phone call, nothing)? Walk away. This happened once and I was able to reschedule later since the agency owned up to their mistake. It's just never a good idea to linger in the open like that where it's obvious you don't belong. That could really invite serious trouble, especially if that complex has a ton of security cameras.

If passing the concierge / front desk at a provider's hotel lobby, play it off like you're already a guest. Pretend like your talking on your cell phone, stare straight ahead while walking, whatever. But if you notice dirty looks being thrown your way or staff confronts you for whatever reason? Don't get caught in an obvious lie, stand your ground within reason, never confess to shit, and walk away. Again, give the provider a heads up once you're clear of the property.

Every one of those scenarios have happened to me before. Thankfully, I've never been busted nor experienced a LE sting firsthand (knock on wood). Again, can't stress this enough: if you feel unsafe about anything or you have that spidey sense that's telling you something's off, it's better safe than sorry. Have fun, but keep your head on a swivel & be smart. Sorry for the short novel again & hope this is helpful to folks. Cheers!

[QUOTE=JMckinsey9;5326098]FYI Michelly screens onsite. She makes a date with you and has you drive out to her location. Only once you've sat in traffic does she surprise you with extra screening. My recomendation: ask her to screen you in full before you leave. If she says there is no screening she's lying -- don't waste the gas unless you don't mind waiting around the hotel while she screens you. I don't mind screening, but I have a busy job and tight schedules. If you're like me and your time is valuable, pass on Michelly unless she commits to doing her screening in full before you get in the car. [URL]Https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/8006760.htm[/URL].[/QUOTE]There was girl who used to do that shit. You drive to her location and she tells ya where to park and if you drive a nice car she tips off her friends and they break into your car while your at appt.

Or, if you drive a piece of shit car she makes the lazy ass decision if ya got money?

I saw Hosi at AsianGems and had a great time. I know feedback is mixed, but I did have a great experience. She does have an awesome body. Her body gets at least a 9. Her face is cute but not amazing; she gets a 7 in face. Performance wise at least a 9. She was totally receptive. MSOG, DFK, BBBJ, CIM, Daty and totally willing to please. She does have a great little bubble butt, which is a rare find. I def recommend her. Last day is May 3rd.