I think they sent all the Ugly girls to USA
Hey, I swear they either kill or ship all the ugly ones from here to USA.
If I wasn't with my girlfriend here, I would be screwing my brains out with all of these girls.
Hell some some just come up to you and want to practice english and help you in many other ways.
First night here, luggage lost, my girl couldn't find me at airport and I got hooked up with a 9+ from airplane that spoke english and just wanted to help me. We had a great eveninng together and she didn't even want paid. She said just happy to help and she loved my blue eyes. When we were on airplane she wanted to chat and practice english and then even tried to contact my girl friend but phone did not work. We arrived at airport she wanted to make sure I found my girl. Then luggage didn't arrive and she helped with talking to people in Chinese to get it fixed. When I couldn't find my girl, she got us a taxi and made sure I was put in hotel and into bed.
Got to love hospitality. Best part not money. I just paid for cab, hotel and her cab next morning when I found my girlfriend.
Americans need to learn hospitality.
If I could golf here cheap I would never leave.
Oh, if you go to a massage parlor rates are same or higher than USA and service is ok. But women are friggin 10+.
Sorry this report not about local places, but I know some of my monger friends that know me personally will appreciate the update. Semper Fi, but for me Semper fortus.
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Gents,
If you guys want to discuss traveling to international destinations to get laid, why don't you visit my International Sex Guide forum at:
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Perhaps letting us know WHERE you are.
We'd have a better understanding WHERE the ugly ones here in the USA are coming from?
Country AND City would be great.
[QUOTE=NumberOnePerve; 1748234]Hey, I swear they either kill or ship all the ugly ones from here to USA.
If I wasn't with my girlfriend here, I would be screwing my brains out with all of these girls.
Hell some some just come up to you and want to practice english and help you in many other ways.
First night here, luggage lost, my girl couldn't find me at airport and I got hooked up with a 9+ from airplane that spoke english and just wanted to help me. We had a great eveninng together and she didn't even want paid. She said just happy to help and she loved my blue eyes. When we were on airplane she wanted to chat and practice english and then even tried to contact my girl friend but phone did not work. We arrived at airport she wanted to make sure I found my girl. Then luggage didn't arrive and she helped with talking to people in Chinese to get it fixed. When I couldn't find my girl, she got us a taxi and made sure I was put in hotel and into bed.
Got to love hospitality. Best part not money. I just paid for cab, hotel and her cab next morning when I found my girlfriend.
Americans need to learn hospitality.
If I could golf here cheap I would never leave.
Oh, if you go to a massage parlor rates are same or higher than USA and service is ok. But women are friggin 10+.
Sorry this report not about local places, but I know some of my monger friends that know me personally will appreciate the update. Semper Fi, but for me Semper fortus.[/QUOTE]
Crush your skull like a peanut
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If these girls work at Harbor Massage at 3439 W Northern since new management took over, I've got to get over there soon. These pics on their BP ad.[/QUOTE]Hey, from the looks of these two, if you DIY and they not happy they could crush your skull like a friggin peanut.
I don't know about you, but my experience is that the pic's on backpage for massage girls usually a big trick.
Hope these are are real and they don't crush your skull.
Have fun.
NE Corner Broadway / Lindsay
I only do this a few times a year and decided I had some time after work. I stopped at the place on the NE corner of Broadway / Lindsay. Paid for 60 minutes to the attractive woman in a skimpy sundress and was taken to my room. I layed down on the table on my belly and didn't cover any of myself with the towel.
She came back and didn't cover me up and proceeded to start my massage on my back. She was awful and her technique was better suited for kneeding bread. After about 20 minutes, while she was still working on my back, the buzzer went off from another customer arriving. Probably Bubba trying to mess up my massage. She left for several minutes and I can hear her taking the other customer to another room and it's obvious she's working alone.
When she returns, she tells me 30 minute and she'll give me my Jackson back. I'm in no position to do anything but agree, figuring that she'll work extra hard with the remaining time. She then moved to my legs and spent at most 2 minutes on them. She then had me flip. She spent at most a minute running her hands across my chest then a minute massaging my scalp, ignoring everything else. Then she says she's finished. Very disappointing. A very bad massage.
She waits there as I get dressed. My Jackson is on the small table. Knowing I've just been ripped off, I take my time dressing, knowing that she's not leaving until she receives her tip, which she does ask for. Finally when I finish getting dressed, I look in my wallet, hoping to find a Hamilton for a tip, reasoning a small tip for a small massage. But I'm an honorable guy and ended up giving her the Jackson back as a tip. And she keeps saying,"You come back, ok?" Nope.
A Creative Touch. Latina Bodyworks. A Touch To Remember
Not sure what the name of this place is.
[url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/40-special-or-our-popular-vip-come-try-some-place-new-always-pleasing-and-relaxing-6025950415-30/21155130[/url]
I went there yesterday and thought I'd let you know my experience. Walked in about 3:00 PM and was greeted by a young pretty girl named Mariah. We walked back to a nice clean quiet room. I paid for an hour (yeah, I know, only pay for 1/2 hour, I was feeling generous and had lots of time to kill). Massage was pretty weak but felt nice. Fast forward to the end. She finishes up the massage, rubs me down with a hot towel to remove the EXCESSIVE amount of oil she used, and says go ahead and take your time getting dressed. I said,"that's it?". She said yes and leaves the room. As I was leaving (very disappointed) she stops me and says (paraphrasing here) that if I should ever want to come back that she felt that this was the cleanest place around and it usually had many young, pretty, Latinas who specialized in a softer, more sensual style of massage but she didn't do that kind.
So, what did I do wrong here? I was polite and decent. I made sure to reach out and lightly touch her when she was standing next to me (I even asked if it was OK and she said yes). I asked her if she was getting off soon to know if she was going to have time to finish the services.