Chrystal the Red of NKY Relaxation at it's best
I had been experiencing a particularly hard day and I dozed off into a deep sleep where I dreamed of a fiery redhead named Chrystal who after introducing herself to me began to guide me over to a couch and gave me a wonderful and stimulating massage in my areas of of the most serious discomfort. As she looked up and smiled with those lovely blue eyes she told me how much she admired my responses to her intense efforts to remove the tension from a very large muscle area she was working on. She informed me she had had a serious amount of tension in her also and maybe we could help each other to find relief. At her suggestion we moved into her backroom and we both began to remove any impediments that would prevent either of us from helping the other to achieve serious mutual body relief. She began to slowly direct me to the areas that needed the most attention which were many and I began a thorough exploration using my methods and skills on them kneeding and probing, while she began to engulf my areas of greatest need until I erupted with joy as she took it all in and smiled after I finished. Wanting to show her my appreciation I began to work on her feverisly trying to make sure she also was relieved which happened twice as I digested the wonderful joy she experienced through my efforst. She covered the subject of her greatest intererst with my help and we began to go very deeply into serious explorations until she began to tense up then slowly shake over and over as the tension left her beautiful body due to my efforts. We worked hard for almost two hours then held each other and kissed each other deeply in appreciation which led to another deep muscle rub and my gushing appreciation of her efforts which she accepted with a smile. I slowly awoke from my dream wondering if I would ever see my red headed angel again. I hope I dream of her often and maybe we can cover other areas of concern he next time.
Fearless: tastes, like mileage, may vary
Fearless: I think that hobbyists can be divided into two broad groups: Those who want the hottest-looking lady possible, and those who want a more uninhibited version of the "average" middle-aged, somewhat overweight woman.
The guys in these two camps have very different world views. Never the twain shall meet.
For example, today I read a glowing review of this one on another site:
[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-go-to-girl-46/7160897[/url]
I'm sorry, but I look at this and say "no way"-I don't care if she also cleans my house, does my taxes, and mows my lawn. I am simply not interested. But clearly this lady (and others like her) fit the bill for someone.
To psychoanalyze myself: My purpose in being in the hobby is to sleep with all the hot girls who wouldn't sleep with me in high school and college. There were a bunch of them. I am 43 years old, and I figure I am about halfway there.
I used to rail against all the guys who go for BBWs and over-the-hill providers. After numerous online flame wars, I finally figured it out: There is simply no accounting for taste. The guys who go for $30 SWs probably think that I'm an idiot for paying $300 to see top-ranked agency ladies from Après Vous.
I should probably be grateful. If every hobbyist had my preferences, my model-quality agency ladies would probably cost $600 rather than *only* $300.
Still laughing my azz off
Todd, this is the funniest thing I've read in a week or two. And we're on the same page in this topic.
BFDeal.
[QUOTE=Todd Cincy; 1340849]Fearless: I think that hobbyists can be divided into two broad groups: Those who want the hottest-looking lady possible, and those who want a more uninhibited version of the "average" middle-aged, somewhat overweight woman.
The guys in these two camps have very different world views. Never the twain shall meet.
For example, today I read a glowing review of this one on another site:
[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-go-to-girl-46/7160897[/url]
I'm sorry, but I look at this and say "no way"-I don't care if she also cleans my house, does my taxes, and mows my lawn. I am simply not interested. But clearly this lady (and others like her) fit the bill for someone.
To psychoanalyze myself: My purpose in being in the hobby is to sleep with all the hot girls who wouldn't sleep with me in high school and college. There were a bunch of them. I am 43 years old, and I figure I am about halfway there.
I used to rail against all the guys who go for BBWs and over-the-hill providers. After numerous online flame wars, I finally figured it out: There is simply no accounting for taste. The guys who go for $30 SWs probably think that I'm an idiot for paying $300 to see top-ranked agency ladies from Après Vous.
I should probably be grateful. If every hobbyist had my preferences, my model-quality agency ladies would probably cost $600 rather than *only* $300.[/QUOTE]
Change up Hotsquirt and Candycream31
So I was in 'a' mood and contacted Hotsquirt to see if there was some chemistry. He new pictures show a young lady with a pretty face. And her pictures are very accurate. We worked through the availability with a few texts back and forth. I had already sent references and we were good to go. I get a message asking if I would like to see two at once. I've done this a few times and have always had a good if not great time. Hotsquirt and CandyCream31 are a pretty good team. If you've never done a duo; The best are when both providers are all over you. This was one of those sessions. In fact, during most of the hour there were boobies everywhere. Not just boobies, but very well endowed boobies; pretty awesome. I was provided everything I like, the location was easy to find and very safe. All-in-all pretty fun time. Since this is a very public forum, PM me if you want to know something more specific. As a side note, if I don't know you or can't verify that you are a trusted member of the hobby community, I may not respond.
P. S. Here is a link to the term Quiff: #4 seems like the only match for the note incorrectly posted in the advertisers area. [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quiff[/url] Unless it was a vaginal fart in which case it must have been #7 for his reference. But then again, he may have been referring to himself, in which case #12 is a better reference.
I would if she would respond
[QUOTE=Todd Cincy; 1340849]Fearless: I think that hobbyists can be divided into two broad groups: Those who want the hottest-looking lady possible, and those who want a more uninhibited version of the "average" middle-aged, somewhat overweight woman.
The guys in these two camps have very different world views. Never the twain shall meet.
For example, today I read a glowing review of this one on another site:
[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-go-to-girl-46/7160897[/url]
I'm sorry, but I look at this and say "no way"-I don't care if she also cleans my house, does my taxes, and mows my lawn. I am simply not interested. But clearly this lady (and others like her) fit the bill for someone.
To psychoanalyze myself: My purpose in being in the hobby is to sleep with all the hot girls who wouldn't sleep with me in high school and college. There were a bunch of them. I am 43 years old, and I figure I am about halfway there.
I used to rail against all the guys who go for BBWs and over-the-hill providers. After numerous online flame wars, I finally figured it out: There is simply no accounting for taste. The guys who go for $30 SWs probably think that I'm an idiot for paying $300 to see top-ranked agency ladies from Après Vous.
I should probably be grateful. If every hobbyist had my preferences, my model-quality agency ladies would probably cost $600 rather than *only* $300.[/QUOTE]Karen is exactly the type I look for. However, after two tries, she hasn't responded to my emails so I guess I'm SOL
Itried to see her some time ago and she demanded with no exceptions
My photo of myself which I refused to give her. No one with family wants there photo in the hands of a lady who you can't be sure how she would use it. Just my. 02 cents worth
RE: Fearless: tastes, like mileage, may vary
Tastes do indeed vary widely. After reading ads for "hotties" and discovering that they're usually not and often are pretty much clueless when it comes to sex, and reading ads for "beautiful" girls and discovering that they actually resemble skinny boys, I've come to the conclusion that, usually, I won't read an ad if the advertiser is under 30 and definitely not if she's under 25, and if the first picture shows a skinny boyish or "model" figure, I move on. But then I don't like super-sized BBWs, either. But, give me a mature (30s to 40s) lady with real curves and I'm ready to go!
Varying tastes and my favorite agency: Après Vous
To give a concrete recommendation to the guys who are in the "model" camp, this is my favorite agency, bar none:
[url]http://apresvous.com/thegirls.asp[/url]
I have used them before and they *do* deliver. When they send a lady to Cincinnati, by all means see her (if you like the hot model types)
On a related point, it is interesting to note that my tastes are the exact opposite of Indy Dave's: I rarely see providers over 30, and I prefer them under 25.
Regarding the notion that younger women "are clueless when it comes to sex." What this really means is that they are often somewhat standoffish when placed in intimate situations with much older men (a category to which I admittedly belong). In civilian life, young, hot women want young, hot guys; so they often "go through the motions" with the likes of us.
When I see an Après Vous escort, I realize that she is probably thinking that she would rather be with Bradley Cooper (or maybe Justin Bieber, if she is 18 to 22). For me, that is half the fun. Like Groucho Marx, I don't care to belong to any club that would have me as a member. When I was 15, all I could do was look at the hot centerfolds in Playboy; now I can actually have one. And they are half my age. Even better!
That is a glorious reversal of the natural order of things. A 40-something man getting it on with a hot 20-year-old is a strike against the cosmic injustice of age and time. Sort of like a Make a Wish Foundation for middle-aged men.
On the other hand, a 40-something man getting it on with a plumpish, 40-something woman: well, that is a very mundane event that happens everyday. For many married men, it is no doubt a chore, akin to mowing the lawn and taking out the trash.
I will take my adolescent fantasies over middle-aged realities any day of the week. But that's just me.
Lexi aka EatinCrayons . Possible STD
[QUOTE=KySafe; 1343035]There might be a reason Lexi does not allow DATY.
Close inspection might reveal some than you wish to know.
[url]http://www.stdfriends.com/EatinCrayons[/url][/QUOTE]The page you linked to 404'd so I found the cached version. Just in case it gets removed also, here are the details for everyone to see.
Thanks a lot for bringing this out into the open, its definitely an eye opener. If she does have HPV (can manifest as warts) , that would definitely be a reason to not allow DATY. Anyway here is some copy / paste from the profile on STD Friends, which certainly sounds like her. If you see her I'd recommend keeping everything covered at all times. It would appear that this profile is about a year old, and the HPV virus will usually go away after a 1-2 years so she may no longer be infected.
EatinCrayons InfoHeight Feet: 5
Height Inches: 8
STD (s) : HPV
Hair Colour: brown
Smoking Habits: smoke occasionally
Religion: Not practicing
Drinking Habits: drink socially
Annual Income: prefer not to say
My idea of romance: love notes in special places
Friends describe me as: shy
I like to talk about: the meaning of life
Dating Idea Fun Date: a game of mini-golf
Have Children: have and live with part-time
Ethnic Background: caucasian white
Body Type: average
State: Kentucky
First Name: name removed.
Zip / Postal Code: 41018
Date of birth: August 15, 1980
City: Erlanger
Sex: female
Profile status: Active
I'm looking for a: male
Tags:
Status: Offline
DescriptionOpenminded, honest, loyal and laid back.
I'm a 30 year old that enjoys snowboarding, paintballing, playing softball, basketball, soccer, volleyball and anything that is basically physical. I am very spontaneous, fun outgoing, openminded. I am very much into working out. Mostly cardio. I run 3 miles a day along with a little bit of strength training. I love tattoos and piercings. I love hip hop, R&B, and electronic music. I just recently moved back to Northern Kentucky from Dayton, Ohio.