Oriental Massage Spa (Off Lazelle Rd, E of Sancus Blvd)
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Oriental Massage Spa (Off Lazelle Rd, E of Sancus Blvd).
The good: Excellent massage and table shower, If you go to their website and see a pic so the hot tub, it is what they have there.
The bad: Draping is required as indicated on their ad, no extras to be had, huge language barrier.
Today I had to make trip to Polaris and decided I would stop by here. I had seen their ads and website and thought it looked good. I stopped in at 2 and was told it was "too busy" and to come back in one hour. Around 430 I came back in and was greeted by a friendly lady. I asked for their 45 minute and table shower massage for $65 and told her I also wanted to do the hot tub. She looked confused and said table shower or hot tub, I said both, she seemed confused and said shower and massage and instead of arguing about it I just went with it.
She takes me back to the room and I undress. The tech comes in and ask if 1 hr for $80 with shower was okay and I said screw it and went with it, tired of trying to get them understanding what I am saying with the language barrier. She starts the massage which was actually very good, one of the best I have ever had in an AMP. She worked for a long time on the back, lots over the butt and legs, a nice job on the legs and feet actually but never once even came close to brushing the boys. On the flip she made sure my Johnson stayed covered and never did get close to it. While massaging me she asked me if I wanted to extend for 20 more minutes but I suspected it would be a waste of money so I declined.
Off to the table shower. The table shower room was once of the nicest ones I have been into. The shower was nice and she was very detailed on the back including the butt and anus. On the flip, she took a towel and made sure my Johnson stayed covered, when she was not looking I took the towel off and she put it right back on. After she had me all clean both front and back, she had me sit up to rinse me off. I made it a point to let her see I was "happy", even touched myself and she just said "all done" and back to the room I went. I was dressed and went to pay, it was $80 and I gave a $10 tip for a good massage, had she made me happy, it would have been a bit more.
One Body Works = One & Done
Well I TOFTT recently and made my way to the scummy Hilltop to check out One Body Works.
I'd seen their ads for quite a while, and none of the girls really stood out to me. I don't particularly like black girls, so that really narrowed the prospects. Recently I started seeing this "Bri" pop up in their ads and figured it was time to go exploring so I scheduled the $95 one hour visit.
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Bri looks exactly like the pictures. She's a total spinner, nice firm A cups, killer palm size ass, just a rocking body. Throughout my ordeal we made small talk and she is quite personable and very pleasant to converse with. She has a subtle ghetto slang to her, as well as a hint of southern drawl which, for some reason, I find somewhat endearing. Bri is a sweet girl from my experience, and she shared with me some funny stories of things guys request and we had a good laugh at how some of the guys conduct themselves there. In the beginning she mentioned topless upgrade "for like 15 or 20 bucks" and "mutual touch for like 30 or 40" in her own words. LOL I don't know what mutual touch would include.
The massage place is located on the Hilltop with zero parking. You literally have to park on one of the shitty side streets nearby and walk over. This may not be a problem for some, but it bears mentioning.
Typical receptionist at the door, she called for Bri to come down and I was lead to a room upstairs. The entire house is set up with beds in each room. From what I could tell they have done a nice job making it look presentable but it was far from spic and' span clean.
The massage was the absolute worst I have ever had, ever. Imagine the motion someone makes when they are spreading pizza dough out on a pan, that was Bri for 40 straight minutes. No pressure whatsoever, no forearms, no palms, no knuckles, no elbows, NOTHING. She would drizzle a little oil and then kneed that area for a while and go onto the next. No teasing to speak of, and I was uncovered 100% of the time.
On the flip she was working her way up to the goods and massaged everywhere around the main attraction despite obvious signs that I was fair game. I bumped her elbow pushing her hand onto it and we were off to the races. Technique was mechanical and borderline lazy. Despite her robotic approach she seemed to visually be into it because she was biting her lip, smirking at me with full eye contact, and showing all the signs she was enjoying herself as well. She allowed full roaming on top of her clothes and I did not try to go under. She took some change of directions fine and everything ended on a happy note. I was in and out in 55 minutes which is fine with me.
There's absolutely no way I would repeat. Even though Bri was attractive and as cute as a button, the shitty location and mechanical demeanor ruined it for me. It's too bad because Bri is a real looker in person, but unfortunately that's where the excitement ends. Good luck, stay safe.
