Escort Reviews

and my gauged hands say that they're more like DD's than D's

What's even better is that she's not a 5'2" basketball like so many of the other one's that ad on CL & BP.

[QUOTE=Motoben560]Is the pic really her? Are the tubes real or bolt ons?[/QUOTE]

I will try to make this brief. Myself and a couple other mongers got together tonight for a couple beers. My new monger best friend whodeyman (wingman your out!) had it set up for Sara to stop by unannounced. I have never seen sara in person, never talked to her, nothing. Guys let the assman tell you right now, this woman is unbelievably georgeous. One of the most stunning women i have ever seen. If not the most. Perfect body, and i mean perfect, very very beautiful. You can ask anyone there, i was studdering, then silent, i was at a total loss for words. This woman radiates pure beauty. I can tell you i will see her, cause when she enters a room, the sun shines in the windows. Thank you whodeyman for a wonderful treat, and sara is a true doll baby, and the attitude and personality make her even better. We all must see her.

Assman, you hit the nail on the head. the only problem is after seeing her it's very hard to find anything else even close in the looks/body/attitude department. (anything I'm missing?)

I suppose if a former playmate/nympho moved in next door I might consider NOT seeing Sarah, but so far no luck in that department..

I saw Sara yesterday am and missed that damn party, my bad!

Oh well there is always tomorrow...

I have seen and heard assman for a while, But let me tell you that I have never seen a man drool in his beer as much ah assman did lastnight. The poor man couldn't talk. And when she sat down nekt to him the table raised 10 inches on his side.

Sara makes every head in the room stand up and point at her. Her personality, disposition, attitude are far more then anyone can expect from someone with such beauty. Not to compare her and of the other escorts out there because there is no one out there that even comes close to her.

Well off to the store to get some baby oil and plastic. Then off to see Sara.

Whodeyman

[QUOTE=Sincy Assman]I will try to make this brief. Myself and a couple other mongers got together tonight for a couple beers. My new monger best friend whodeyman (wingman your out!) had it set up for Sara to stop by unannounced. I have never seen sara in person, never talked to her, nothing. Guys let the assman tell you right now, this woman is unbelievably georgeous. One of the most stunning women i have ever seen. If not the most. Perfect body, and i mean perfect, very very beautiful. You can ask anyone there, i was studdering, then silent, i was at a total loss for words. This woman radiates pure beauty. I can tell you i will see her, cause when she enters a room, the sun shines in the windows. Thank you whodeyman for a wonderful treat, and sara is a true doll baby, and the attitude and personality make her even better. We all must see her.[/QUOTE]

Ez we missed you last night. We knew that after seeing sara you needed the rest! And you are right there isn't anyone even close. Callie would be a distant 2nd. Other than that notta.

[QUOTE=Ezenuf]Assman, you hit the nail on the head. the only problem is after seeing her it's very hard to find anything else even close in the looks/body/attitude department. (anything I'm missing?)

I suppose if a former playmate/nympho moved in next door I might consider NOT seeing Sarah, but so far no luck in that department..

I saw Sara yesterday am and missed that damn party, my bad!

Oh well there is always tomorrow...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ezenuf]Assman, you hit the nail on the head. the only problem is after seeing her it's very hard to find anything else even close in the looks/body/attitude department. (anything I'm missing?)

I suppose if a former playmate/nympho moved in next door I might consider NOT seeing Sarah, but so far no luck in that department..

I saw Sara yesterday am and missed that damn party, my bad!

Oh well there is always tomorrow...[/QUOTE]
Are you talking about Sara Tounguetwister here?

My friend Assman does tend to go overboard. He failed to mention the missing teeth, pock marked face and saggy tits. HA! Just joshing. It's hard enough to see her now without others on the board scheduling her time!! Sara is everything and more that was described here and in previous posts. She does, and will continue to, raise that bar of excellance here in the Midwest.

It was awesome to see a woman that left Assman completely speechless and so respectful! But it was priceless to have Sara with us for the evening laughing, cutting up and having a great time!

WM

[QUOTE=Sincy Assman]I will try to make this brief. Myself and a couple other mongers got together tonight for a couple beers. My new monger best friend whodeyman (wingman your out!) had it set up for Sara to stop by unannounced. I have never seen sara in person, never talked to her, nothing. Guys let the assman tell you right now, this woman is unbelievably georgeous. One of the most stunning women i have ever seen. If not the most. Perfect body, and i mean perfect, very very beautiful. You can ask anyone there, i was studdering, then silent, i was at a total loss for words. This woman radiates pure beauty. I can tell you i will see her, cause when she enters a room, the sun shines in the windows. Thank you whodeyman for a wonderful treat, and sara is a true doll baby, and the attitude and personality make her even better. We all must see her.[/QUOTE]

Those that know me here know that I like to play on the unusual, experimental and kinkier side of the hobby, but I have to agree with Assman, Wingman and the Whodeyman with their assement of Sara. I had to switch from beer to straight Vodka last night after she sat down with us to stay calm. LOL.

And it was incredible to see the Assman speechless and drewling for once. LOL!

Thanks Whodey for the visual treat. I owe you a cold one. Sara made a nice night with friends exceptional.

I just might have to take a trip to the vanilla side of the hobby and spend some time with this exceptional creature.


Hmmmmm, I wonder how adventures she is? Never know until you ask. I will report at a later date.

Good Luck and be safe all.

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Be safe.

I saw that and it may be good intel, but. The origianl dude that put it on CL should NOT have added the child's picture. I mean why would he do that unless there may be some kind of revenge thing woven in. Just my 2 cents.

I meant the only thing that could be better than Sara was a nympho/cheerleader/etc, etc.

Saw Candi recently when she was adv on a different site. Now she's here under Candicane1241. I've got to tell you what an absolute treat she is! When she opened the door, I about dropped due to her looks. She's drop dead HOT! She is easy to talk to, polite, friendly and on and on. She is a REAL red-head who loves what she does, and actually shows it!

Is she a tall, tan blonde? No. But if you're in the mood for something different, that will leave you weak in the knees, I highly recommend her.

Last but not least. During our fun, she expressed her NEED for Greek. I'm dead serious. Next time I'll be a little more prepared $ for that trip to Greece! Can't wait to see her again!!

[QUOTE=Ezenuf]I meant the only thing that could be better than Sara was a nympho/cheerleader/etc, etc.[/QUOTE]

You've now got me wondering what Sara would be like if she was a nympho/cheerleader......

Now I'm gonna be thinking about that all weekend....

I had set up an appointment with Sara yesterday. I had got to her apt and brought some plastic, tape, body oil, and dawn. Drank an energy drink. I went in and put plastic everywhere in her bedroom. And was ready to be anilated.

Sara won! I thought that I would be able to handle a fantasy date with her and I think that I did. But I ended up leaving after 3 hours unable to walk, talk, or see straight. I was moving as fast as a slug slittering thru salt.

I ended up having to go home and take a 4 hour nap in the fetal position.

Gentlemen fair warning "eat you wheaties" before going to see her. I kept checking her back for wings because I knew that I was in heaven.

Whodeyman

Saw April from bp. little below Avg performance. Seemed a lil rushed and spacey. Avg looks, decent body, (not sure if pics are her) most likely will not repeat.