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[QUOTE=DennyPas;1813868]thanks cye11, do you remember her rates? I've called her before and the line was dead. Want to make sure she has a reasonable price before I try to contact her again.[/QUOTE]It was 65 for the quik. I don't remember what the half and hr rates were.
So I was surfing through CL and BP to see what was new out there. When I came upon Lauren:
[url]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/3931343436.html[/url]
(craigs list always drops the ads. Below are the pictures she had up.
With the heading saying: Hey. Lets meet. Korean and German hottie. W4m. 20 (Your place Bronx)
I've see her her ad last year when she was posting in queens when she was going by the name of "China"
[url]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-hour-special-china-wants-to-please-you-now-18/28838099[/url]
I had her on my "Soon to sample" list. So I was excited to see that she was in the Bronx. After short back and forth texts, we set up a time. She wanted me to call her when I get to the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Boston and Gunhill Road. So as I'm sitting in my car waiting for this chick I've been waiting to bang for a year, when here walks up a 5'10 about 220 lbs trick. WTF. Her chest was kinda flat, and her belly was all over the place. She had a triple chin. What a let down. Not what I expected. If she had walked to another car, I would have left.
So anyway, we get to the tell. Before we got there, one of my request was that she take a shower as soon as we get in the room. So she took her dress off, and yes, her ass is flat. Her body was border line horrible. I really expected a much nicer body.
When she got out of the shower she laid on the bed frontwards. So with small talk and me rubbing on her back and massaging and squeezing on her flat ass, it was time to get it popping. I put on the rubber, and hit it from behind. Nice amount of moaning. Actually, she was kinda loud. I remember thinking that the people next door might hear. So, after about 15 mins of that, we went misc. At one point, she stopped. She thought the rubber had popped and wanted to check. What it was, she was super wet. I have to admit, it wasnt that bad. We went on till I pooped. She cleaned me up and we had more small talk. She said I have 7 more minutes. I had paid her for the hour, and wasn't letting anymore time go to waist, so I quickly got a round 2 and dropped her back off.
4 for looks (I expected an 8)
0 for CBJ (Didn't get one, didn't ask for one)
6 for personally (She's was cool. Got a little personal with showing each other family pictures)
5 for performance (Very average. Got 2 rounds)
Would I repeat? No
I called this stupid girl, and she hangs up on me. First I text her. She text me back a "please call", which I do. She ask me what I'm looking for and where am I at. I tell the trick that I am in the bronx, and before I can finish, she hangs up. I thought we might have been disconnect, but the dumb trick doesn't answer when I call back.
So I put this dirt bag in the "Hall of Shame" for being a real dirt bag. Her post and photos:
[quote]Chocolate kissez. W4m. 18 (Outcalls and in)
Chocolate girl of your dreams this lovely chocolate ass is 1 you'd never forget
No private calls
646 six three four 0646.
[url]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/3931279373.html[/url][/quote]
If she can treat a potential customer like shyt when I didn't do anything wrong, I'm sure her service really sucks. But if you decide to calll her, tell her you read a bad report about her. I text her saying I would write one.
She post in the Bronx. I'm sure she is not 18 and the photos I'm sure are fakes.
Her ad is at.
[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-puerto-rican-n-cuban-cutie-real-pix-23/41023661[/url]
I'd wanted to see her last night but she took too long texting me back so I caught her for an 80quickie before work this morning.
She is a sweet, regular chick, polite, good conversationalist. But her appearance and her service are average at best. She is at least 40 pounds heavier than she appears in the photos. And she did not look like she took any time to fix herself up. In fact, when she walked through the door she apologized about her appearance because, she said, she'd been working all night.
I handed her the donation, she offered me a condom, we stripped and she laid flat on my bed. No BJ, no DATY, no touching, no nothing. She just warned that she'd had a bad experience with a customer a few days earlier because the condom broke and he nutted inside of her. So she was kind of on edge about the condom or any kind of enthusiasm for fear the condom might break. I assured her that even though I was using a condom, I am clean and tested and offered to show her my recent paperwork if that would put her at ease, but she declined. So I had to focus on trying to get it in all the way so I could feel the heat while going slow enough to keep her comfortable. We did this all mish (although to her credit she did offer to turn around for doggy but I declined because I didn't want to risk going soft if she seemed fat, sloppy or jiggly from behind). Now some of you guys who like small BBWs might like her (she is not a BBW but she is definitely big-boned and just not at all firm). While I was cumming, she was anxious for me to pull out because of her aforementioned distrust of condoms.
All in all it wasn't a bad experience, but it wasn't a great one either that gives you that feeling of satisfaction to carry you through the day. Oh, one thing I noticed is, although she didn't have any odor that I could notice (but then again, I never got in close enough to find out) , she made no effort or request to wash up before or after the session.
Overall: General Looks 5/10, Face 6/10, Body 5/10, Wet / Hot pussy 6/10, Titties 4/10, Personality 7/10, Timeliness of Arrival 6/10.
Would I repeat? Probably not because it's worth getting some variety and trying another girl at her price point
Seem a 100 reviews on Connie over the years. I think of late a few people have complained about her weight gain but I don't think her service was called into question. Saw her post around 9pm and usually she posts earlier. I hit her around 11pm and she responded back. Got to her location midnight. Apt was dark, glanced at kitchen as I walked to the bedroom it was filthy as hell. Whatever, get to the bedroom and she states she was running a $10 off special. Like I said it was dark but room didn't give me a great vibe. She strapped me up nice CBJ, attention to balls for 1 min. Asked if I was ready, told her to blow me a little bit more and she complied for 1 more minute. Bent over and she through it back hard as hell while giving me some fake moans. LOL. Finished, but I felt a little let down after years of reading the reviews of legendary Connie. Possibly it was crazy late, possibly she just needed the $$ and that's why she was running a special. No idea, Also possible if I chose the half, she would of went a little harder. Not sure. I don't think I will repeat, my curiosity has been satisfied.
I used to see the bbw provider from this crew, mostly because they work late. Certain hours, providers stop picking up. Had never seen the bbw Brittany Bangs chick before (was not even aware they another chick in the crew). It was last and I felt unfulfilled after seeing Connie. Got to location, and started the session. Spirited CBJ like Connie but she had enthusiasm and did it for a goodamount of time. I almost popped. Got in Mish, put her legs up and banged away until completion. Decent time for the quick and it being late (3am).
Does anybody have any info on her? Lost her # and can't get her on yahoo. Did she retire?
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Appreciated my people!
[QUOTE=Mr Swagg;1817738]Does anybody have any info on her? Lost her # and can't get her on yahoo. Did she retire?[/QUOTE]Yup. A few bad apples messed it up for the rest of us.
NEWS FLASH!
FIRST EVER POST!
While this may be the first post in a long history of encounters, it certainly was the worst I've EVER experience. I know your wondering what was the damage? Well I didn't get setback financially but I did suffer mentally. I will elaborate, so for sometime I've been looking to smash this one, very intriguing. Finally connect on first strike. Whole hoe phone etiquette speech, you know the one, are you a? How long? Call when on the way. Tis time tho she texted me whole address get to the spot lets say its off around the corner from the Mont and it oversees the dark side of the force, figure that out hoes and hobbyist alike!
Circle the perimeters once, she gave my the neighboring address as her lair however she does a Houdini and appears next door behind me, sneaky sneaky! On first contact I noticed she was THICK no gut A$$$$ luvors galore! She wore those little' Poom Poom shots, that drive us LOCO!
HOTTT as HELL! Wen she open up the door. Twisted off the L I sparked prior to my arrival which I had asked to finish in her place to which she said NO! Little' did I know that wouldn't be the last time I'd hear that word. She should post Her name as NO that way you'll at least know what to expect in the way of service. After a bird bath with a couple baby wipes I thought maybe, this is not all that bad almost like your in a very low budget spa thought I might even get a 88j! Oh how I was thoroughly delusional. Forgot to mention How with attitude she asked how much time I wanted in a make up your mind quick kinda way prior to the me giving her my math $60 to be exact. Something said do the quicky even tho she tried her nicest to up sale the half.
Well by now she's stripped down expect for her top, so of course I ask could I play with the kids she then uttered her favorite word NO. I don't take off my shirt, like a dumbass I got to ask why like I think she gone pour out her soul, instead she feed me bullshit. She puts the bag on an starts with a mechanical CBJ that was devoid of all feeling, mind you I'm getting attitude one for not being able to stand and second for trying to touch her cliq from behind and of course I got a NO. Tried to touch the tid'll bit ties (and they were tiny) over the shirt and she was about to knuckle up. Told me she was trying to be nice and that she's not known for being nice, so I guess I should honored I caught her on a good day then.
Don't know what was worst the heat or this tricks vibe killing attitude?
I couldn't stand for ish! Mind you with a A$$ that you could put a drink on you'd think I would be at least some what solid just by the initial contact.
She even implied that I was holding back on purpose, yeah My soul purpose was only to donate to her Jordan collection.
I wanted to crush this chicks insides, I wanted to give her back all the bullshit she had giving everybody that day, but couldn't. After being told you have five minutes left I pulled off the rubber and tried to get things going myself give it one last rub and tug but that only freaked her out. I could only imagine if I had fucked her, it would have been nothing but issue after issue, hey good tactic it worked.
I left speechless and it wasn't from being pleased. Why can't we get our money back if the product is flawed like we do so many other things?
BUYER BEWARE!
She goes by the name MOCHA, of course tho the hoe will probably switch ish up after being put on front street.
Looks: 4 (at$$ + 3)
Service: 2 (thatat$$ tho was a banger)
Not worth repeating EVER.
Don't do it!
Here is her AD: [url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mocha-mocah-mocah-6o11015o-andlt-21/40871921[/url]
PM me if you need additional info, must start posting more often I have ALOT of stories to tell.
[QUOTE=Kid Vicarious; 1819415]NEWS FLASH!
FIRST EVER POST!
While this may be the first post in a long history of encounters, it certainly was the worst I've EVER experience. I know your wondering what was the damage? Well I didn't get setback financially but I did suffer mentally. I will elaborate, so for sometime I've been looking to smash this one, very intriguing. Finally connect on first strike. Whole hoe phone etiquette speech, you know the one, are you a? How long? Call when on the way. Tis time tho she texted me whole address get to the spot lets say its off around the corner from the Mont and it oversees the dark side of the force, figure that out hoes and hobbyist alike!
Circle the perimeters once, she gave my the neighboring address as her lair however she does a Houdini and appears next door behind me, sneaky sneaky! On first contact I noticed she was THICK no gut A$$$$ luvors galore! She wore those little' Poom Poom shots, that drive us LOCO!
HOTTT as HELL! Wen she open up the door. Twisted off the L I sparked prior to my arrival which I had asked to finish in her place to which she said NO! Little' did I know that wouldn't be the last time I'd hear that word. She should post Her name as NO that way you'll at least know what to expect in the way of service. After a bird bath with a couple baby wipes I thought maybe, this is not all that bad almost like your in a very low budget spa thought I might even get a 88j! Oh how I was thoroughly delusional. Forgot to mention How with attitude she asked how much time I wanted in a make up your mind quick kinda way prior to the me giving her my math $60 to be exact. Something said do the quicky even tho she tried her nicest to up sale the half.
Well by now she's stripped down expect for her top, so of course I ask could I play with the kids she then uttered her favorite word NO. I don't take off my shirt, like a dumbass I got to ask why like I think she gone pour out her soul, instead she feed me bullshit. She puts the bag on an starts with a mechanical CBJ that was devoid of all feeling, mind you I'm getting attitude one for not being able to stand and second for trying to touch her cliq from behind and of course I got a NO. Tried to touch the tid'll bit ties (and they were tiny) over the shirt and she was about to knuckle up. Told me she was trying to be nice and that she's not known for being nice, so I guess I should honored I caught her on a good day then.
Don't know what was worst the heat or this tricks vibe killing attitude?
I couldn't stand for ish! Mind you with a A$$ that you could put a drink on you'd think I would be at least some what solid just by the initial contact.
She even implied that I was holding back on purpose, yeah My soul purpose was only to donate to her Jordan collection.
I wanted to crush this chicks insides, I wanted to give her back all the bullshit she had giving everybody that day, but couldn't. After being told you have five minutes left I pulled off the rubber and tried to get things going myself give it one last rub and tug but that only freaked her out. I could only imagine if I had fucked her, it would have been nothing but issue after issue, hey good tactic it worked.
I left speechless and it wasn't from being pleased. Why can't we get our money back if the product is flawed like we do so many other things?
BUYER BEWARE!
She goes by the name MOCHA, of course tho the hoe will probably switch ish up after being put on front street.
Looks: 4 (at$$ + 3)
Service: 2 (thatat$$ tho was a banger)
Not worth repeating EVER.
Don't do it!
Here is her AD:
[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mocha-mocah-mocah-6o11015o-andlt-21/40871921[/url]
PM me if you need additional info, must start posting more often I have ALOT of stories to tell.[/QUOTE]Wow, I was actually curious about this girl myself. The pictures of her look to good to be true imo. Some of these girls need to realize that having a bad attitude will only kill their "business"
Ok so are you saying that she was doing her thing and told you you couldn't touch her chest or ass?
Why did you spend 60 for that or did she not tell you she was going to do that only?
I've seen this type in the Bronx and its almost like you need to be ready to not just let them slide on certain things just because they're pretty.
I'm sorry to hear that it happened but in that situation just be happy nothing crazy happened honestly.
I've had a guy break a window and come in the house midstroke doggystyle on what turned out to be his girlfriend. Now I had no idea this was his girlfriend as she posted an ad on CL in the Bronx as a working girl. He attempted to fight me before realizing it was his girlfriend who caused the whole thing.
Its like I said you really need to be in control of your emotions up there in the Bronx because some of these women come from backgrounds where they may have literally seen dead bodies on the ground a few days ago. You need to be a man and ask for what you want without being a jerk because that can very well get you killed up there. If I didn't have the balls to just rationally talk I could have gotten the shit beat out of me with a damn tire iron that night.
You may think I'm joking but you are going up there for a good time and not to end up in a casket. You lost 60 bucks and warned people here about a bad provider so thank you for doing that. I was interested in seeing her just on looks alone but if she's a tight ass like that not a chance in hell honestly.
[QUOTE=Kid Vicarious; 1819415]NEWS FLASH!
FIRST EVER POST!
While this may be the first post in a long history of encounters, it certainly was the worst I've EVER experience. I know your wondering what was the damage? Well I didn't get setback financially but I did suffer mentally. I will elaborate, so for sometime I've been looking to smash this one, very intriguing. Finally connect on first strike. Whole hoe phone etiquette speech, you know the one, are you a? How long? Call when on the way. Tis time tho she texted me whole address get to the spot lets say its off around the corner from the Mont and it oversees the dark side of the force, figure that out hoes and hobbyist alike!
Circle the perimeters once, she gave my the neighboring address as her lair however she does a Houdini and appears next door behind me, sneaky sneaky! On first contact I noticed she was THICK no gut A$$$$ luvors galore! She wore those little' Poom Poom shots, that drive us LOCO!
HOTTT as HELL! Wen she open up the door. Twisted off the L I sparked prior to my arrival which I had asked to finish in her place to which she said NO! Little' did I know that wouldn't be the last time I'd hear that word. She should post Her name as NO that way you'll at least know what to expect in the way of service. After a bird bath with a couple baby wipes I thought maybe, this is not all that bad almost like your in a very low budget spa thought I might even get a 88j! Oh how I was thoroughly delusional. Forgot to mention How with attitude she asked how much time I wanted in a make up your mind quick kinda way prior to the me giving her my math $60 to be exact. Something said do the quicky even tho she tried her nicest to up sale the half.
Well by now she's stripped down expect for her top, so of course I ask could I play with the kids she then uttered her favorite word NO. I don't take off my shirt, like a dumbass I got to ask why like I think she gone pour out her soul, instead she feed me bullshit. She puts the bag on an starts with a mechanical CBJ that was devoid of all feeling, mind you I'm getting attitude one for not being able to stand and second for trying to touch her cliq from behind and of course I got a NO. Tried to touch the tid'll bit ties (and they were tiny) over the shirt and she was about to knuckle up. Told me she was trying to be nice and that she's not known for being nice, so I guess I should honored I caught her on a good day then.
Don't know what was worst the heat or this tricks vibe killing attitude?
I couldn't stand for ish! Mind you with a A$$ that you could put a drink on you'd think I would be at least some what solid just by the initial contact.
She even implied that I was holding back on purpose, yeah My soul purpose was only to donate to her Jordan collection.
I wanted to crush this chicks insides, I wanted to give her back all the bullshit she had giving everybody that day, but couldn't. After being told you have five minutes left I pulled off the rubber and tried to get things going myself give it one last rub and tug but that only freaked her out. I could only imagine if I had fucked her, it would have been nothing but issue after issue, hey good tactic it worked.
I left speechless and it wasn't from being pleased. Why can't we get our money back if the product is flawed like we do so many other things?
BUYER BEWARE!
She goes by the name MOCHA, of course tho the hoe will probably switch ish up after being put on front street.
Looks: 4 (at$$ + 3)
Service: 2 (thatat$$ tho was a banger)
Not worth repeating EVER.
Don't do it!
Here is her AD:
[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mocha-mocah-mocah-6o11015o-andlt-21/40871921[/url]
PM me if you need additional info, must start posting more often I have ALOT of stories to tell.[/QUOTE]
Any info on this one?
[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/snow-white-ready-any-time-21/37349598[/url]
It looks like Brook from the Bronx but the number is different (old. 716. XXX. 2595)
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Anyone seen her? Would appreciate a review.[/QUOTE]I have seen her. If you are into latina BBWs she is an excellent choice. I texted first, two-call system when I arrived at the specified location.
[QUOTE=Bxrms01;1820077]I have seen her. If you are into latina BBWs she is an excellent choice. I texted first, two-call system when I arrived at the specified location.[/QUOTE]Bxrms01 and Cye11, thanks for the reviews. I saw her a couple days ago. She was easy to schedule with and her location was easily accessible. I won't go into detail about the meet up since you guys covered the basics. She was well worth the time and money.
If anyone else has any suggestions for providers with good attitudes and service in feel free to pm me, thanks.