State of the Monger Address
	
	
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Being were in the political season I'll take a stab at whats going on with politics here in Chicago. I'm disgusted at the lack of talent and service that these fuckers keep shoving down our throat. We have no one to blame but each other the question is are we going to put up with it or do something about it. What the fuck am I talking about you ask. I'll tell you what I'm talking about. The ugly old hags working the AMPs are not fucking acceptable and we should fight for better quality. I have a dream that one day well get back to younger prettiers girls we used to have like we did when Royal Spa and The Bakery were in session. These girls had skills and treated you like a king with the soft kissing while on your stomach and the brushing of the hair to get you all worked up. The old hags just wanna grab your junk and rip it right off. The AMPs today are fuking bullshit. My trip to Dallas a few years showed much just how bad we have things here. I discovered 3 AMPs in a strip mall one fine day riding through the Dallas streets and each place got better and younger as I checked em out. I ended up with a 18yr old beauftiful girl named "YUMI" and the chances a of that happending here are slim to none because we dont demand any better. Well I'm fed up with it. I literally walked out of 5 AMPs on Friday between 1pm and 3:30pm afternoon because I wasnt having it with ugly old broads anymore.
AJ Salon
Walked in ugly latina with a hawk nose while another soso gal was chomping down some lunch...walked out
Relax
Older woman early 40s...walked out
Yellow Rose Spa
Older woman mid to early 50s...walked out
Salon 88
Mid 30s latina looked like she was sucking on something and I may have interuppted her session when she answered the door. Looked like a crackhead...walked out.
Elegant Spa
Older woman mid 50s...walked out.
WTF is going on here is that no one is taking a stance. Well I did and walked out. Whos going to join me and send these fuking owners a message.
	 
 
	
	
	
		Where is Thai Palace near O'Hare
	
	
		Past Tense,
Where is the O'Hare location?
Any have any good Asian apartments up North?