Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;6262425]So not knowing the usasg's lingo is ok, though I must tell you that the juxtapositioning of rocket science & brain surgery was an intentional grin.

So by now I'm sure that you've caught on to the abbreviations.

Lastly, if you read an ad by a girl offering JP, jump on it for a great ride!

JP= juxtapositioning.[/QUOTE]If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;6263993]If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.[/QUOTE]How about the Abbreviations button at the top of the page.

I just found out that Liz had left her latest stop. Can someone please pass along where she lands?

Thanks!

Gman.

[QUOTE=DjangosTigerr;6249056]So I had time to kill this week. Went to the place on Delmaria Way. Got Luna (not Lena who is shorter and thicker). Younger pretty girl around 5 ft 7. Medium to slightly thin build. She wore a mask which seems to be their new normal. Got an hour. She asked if I wanted medium or strong. Went strong. The massage was really good. She obviously knows what she is doing. My back had been bothering me so this helped alot. They don't strip all the way which is a negative but it seems they do that in case they have a walk in customer and they have to go out front.

She seemed a little timid but was willing to give me what I wanted on the flip. All covered. Nothing to write home about on the flip but I would go back just for the massage.[/QUOTE]Did she provide CFS?

I will be visiting in January and looking for CFS recommendations within about a 15-20 radius of the airport. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;6263993]If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.[/QUOTE]I have often wondered how many postings are phoney, half truths, or just plain old TGTBT? Just like the provider who has the super hot pictures and when you meet her it's some old worn out lady.

Same here if anyone finds out where she lands, please let me know.

[QUOTE=CorvetteShark;6264309]Did she provide CFS?[/QUOTE]There are better out there. Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=MarkAmp;6264165]How about the Abbreviations button at the top of the page.[/QUOTE]Why just this page? How about the site admin creates a whole page dedicated to abbreviations and put the link on the site homepage?! If only!

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;6264715]Why just this page? How about the site admin creates a whole page dedicated to abbreviations and put the link on the site homepage?! If only![/QUOTE]Have you guys gone down that whole list without laughing, or saying WTF?

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;6263993]If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.[/QUOTE]Though your non sequiturious reasoning doesn't pertain to the occasional outlying, mysterious terminology.

A report of snow, I checked this place out today and wasn't let down, late 30's or 40's, beauty. She looked even better undressed. Shifty massage but he'll I wasn't there for a massage. , about 5 minutes in she asked me to rollover, but of course I was asking for it done had my hands up her shorts and rubbing the sweet little kitty, negotiated on a price and off her clothes. , nice body, large b cups, very vocal and into and put lots of movement into it. , definitely the best Asian action I've had in years, no rush at all, not mechanical one bit. , I didn't get her name wish I had. , but will definitely visit again real soon. She wore my old ass out and I believe actually was enjoying fucking me, LOL.

[QUOTE=TmExpress20;6264608]Same here if anyone finds out where she lands, please let me know.[/QUOTE]She is doing her own thing over off hurstbourne ln. PM for contact info.

[QUOTE=CorvetteShark;6264309]Did she provide CFS?[/QUOTE]She did CFS with me, but about half way through the deed she pulled me out and finished me by hand. The next visit I made I asked for Leena. She was very into it and seemed to have an orgasm. If she's not there next time, I'll probably tutn around and walk out.

Finally got a chance to see what all the fuss was about. There was a truck in the lot when I got there but to my surprise still drew "JC" when I rang the bell. Massage was subpar and basically went straight to the tease. The tease was great and went on for about five minutes. Opted for standard. I went a little long but nowhere near as long as I have on say pop #2 and I started to get the sense that she just wanted to be done. She's tiny and nice but can't say I'll repeat with her since the attitude wasn't great.