Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ukieman;2131012]I am going back a LONG time but I believe the IHOP name came from the fact that it was either built on the site of an old pancake house or next to it.

The Pancake house's name was Uncle John's, if I remember correctly.

Ukie.[/QUOTE]Ukie, the acronym can from the tits on the ladies that used to work there, all in there late 30-40's and there tits looked like pancakes, flat and saggy. IHOP. No offense to those ladies or the ones working there now, I will frequent Heidi every month or so and well as Lucia that went off on her own. The nice thing is there is always a rotation of talent. If I am off base anyone please feel free to correct me.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2131003]That really sucks. But, this is what this fabulous Board is all about. Indeed, I saw her ad, as I am sure others have and was giving her some consideration, but, now that you TOFTT, I will remove her from the "Jag Seed" recipient pool. Lolol.

I am sure you saved dozens of men from a bad experience.

Again, great report OrlandoJ, notwithstanding the shitty results. Most appreciated, my good man!

Oh, and a provider VM that has a male voice saying it's "Oscar" (from the "Odd Couple", circa 1970)?? Ummm, not so good! LOL.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the props Jag, this one really had potential. Smoking hot for a MILF with great bolt-on's. I mentioned at the end if you take care of me I'll be back once a week. Even then as I started to get hard she left the room after 45 into the hour. Her and her pimp made $. 40 but lost out on thousands over a simple 2 minute handjob. I would have repeated and given a positive review on this board that would have sent you mongers swarming.

That is the power of this forum. We can make or break providers pocketbooks. I hope to make as many as I can profitable and report the one that don't deserve our time.

Thanks, saw that ad today was going to toftt. She looked hot, but you saved me coinage.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=OrlandoJ;2131061]Thanks for the props Jag, this one really had potential. Smoking hot for a MILF with great bolt-on's. I mentioned at the end if you take care of me I'll be back once a week. Even then as I started to get hard she left the room after 45 into the hour. Her and her pimp made $. 40 but lost out on thousands over a simple 2 minute handjob. I would have repeated and given a positive review on this board that would have sent you mongers swarming.

That is the power of this forum. We can make or break providers pocketbooks. I hope to make as many as I can profitable and report the one that don't deserve our time.[/QUOTE]

I recently had the pleasure of seeing Renee in Daytona. To say this woman is attractive is an understatement she is possibly one of the most attractive women I have seen. The session started a little later than we had originally agreed upon but she apologized a few times about her not being ready when she agreed to meet me and she would make up for it. She gives a wonderful erotic massage that will leave you very relaxed and happy and is a wonderful kisser! Renee smelled wonderful and was freshly showered when I arrived at her location which is close to the beach and not hard to locate at all the parking is a little tight if you have a large vehicle. She provided almost the agreed upon time I was maybe a little under the 90 minute mark when I left but allowed me to shower before I left I wish know that I had asked her to join me in the shower maybe next time I will. As for additional info about the meeting you can ask me in private as I do not like to be that verbal about my time spent. As will any massage woman YMMV!

I want to give a thank you to Jag for bring this girl to my attention and I do plan on seeing her again soon as should you not sure when since she lives 90 minutes from me and being in a car for 3 hour for a 90 minute session well just sucks! Make sure you bring plenty of cash with you as she is not cheap but her service is well worth it!

[URL]http://daytona.backpage.com/BodyRubs/theraerotic-bodywork-by-renee-extreme-satisfaction-28/9210596[/URL]

The pics are very accurate!!

[QUOTE=OrlandoJ;2131047]Ukie, the acronym can from the tits on the ladies that used to work there, all in there late 30-40's and there tits looked like pancakes, flat and saggy. IHOP. No offense to those ladies or the ones working there now, I will frequent Heidi every month or so and well as Lucia that went off on her own. The nice thing is there is always a rotation of talent. If I am off base anyone please feel free to correct me.[/QUOTE]Awesome. I received a PM that the name was due to the fact that the women used to look like IHOP waitresses (old and ugly). I love that the true meaning has been lost to the sands of time. Heidi definitely breaks the mold and is worth repeat visits.

[QUOTE=OrlandoJ;2131061]Thanks for the props Jag, this one really had potential. Smoking hot for a MILF with great bolt-on's. I mentioned at the end if you take care of me I'll be back once a week. Even then as I started to get hard she left the room after 45 into the hour. Her and her pimp made $. 40 but lost out on thousands over a simple 2 minute handjob. I would have repeated and given a positive review on this board that would have sent you mongers swarming.

That is the power of this forum. We can make or break providers pocketbooks. I hope to make as many as I can profitable and report the one that don't deserve our time.[/QUOTE]And Soul". LOL.

Again, you are spot on brother OrlandoJ! What a "seered" prophet you are. Once some of these providers figure out the power of the Board, they will start to provide a better experience for us all. Then, they will see their cash flow increase, "commensurately".

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2116002]Gentlemen,

I reviewed this hot Latina babe two weeks ago. She is from Miami and just came to Orlando several months ago. I received no request for Intel on her and I am confused as to why. LOL. Just look at her sensually puckered lips!

Maria is stunning in her beauty: 5-9/138. Br / br / Body: 7-8/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10. She truly is gorgeous. He hair smells beautiful and fresh. Her body is clean and fresh. Yes, she has rules, but, as always, YMMV and she WILL expand her menu after she becomes more comfortable with you. Trust The Jag on that. Ok?

I know MBS took a big "hit" when "squirting" Cheyanne took half of MBS's staff with her. There are only a few girls left at MBS, but, MBS still provides an excellent experience. They are also hiring new girls.

See Maria, guys, and you will be glad you did.

Jag Coin will be in the 100-200 range.

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10370896&image=10569461[/URL][/QUOTE]Anyone know if Maria is still there? I haven't seen her in any of their ads.

[QUOTE=OrlandoJ;2131061]Thanks for the props Jag, this one really had potential. Smoking hot for a MILF with great bolt-on's. I mentioned at the end if you take care of me I'll be back once a week. Even then as I started to get hard she left the room after 45 into the hour. Her and her pimp made $. 40 but lost out on thousands over a simple 2 minute handjob. I would have repeated and given a positive review on this board that would have sent you mongers swarming.

That is the power of this forum. We can make or break providers pocketbooks. I hope to make as many as I can profitable and report the one that don't deserve our time.[/QUOTE]It has amazed me for years that the information on here will steer guys in the right direction. For what ever reason some of us figure it out slower than others. But what I find even harder to understand than that is the over paying. Think it through guys, think it through. Obviously not you OJ or Jag.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2131171]It has amazed me for years that the information on here will steer guys in the right direction. For what ever reason some of us figure it out slower than others. But what I find even harder to understand than that is the over paying. Think it through guys, think it through. Obviously not you OJ or Jag.[/QUOTE]I have been in this hobby for 35 years, yes only posting the last few years. I stopped seeing Escorts and went strictly to massage after Kelly USA was busted. The MBI was contacting hobbyist because several girls gave up there client lists. I have been around so long when IHOP had some of the best looking girls around other than Bertha. Since that time I want a good massage with some extras. If I girl is offering FS, I usually will not partake and will not see them again. I never, never pay more than 100 for an hour, not including tip. I usually want a 90 minute massage and will not pay over 140 for 90 minutes. I see these ads for 140 or 160, I will never contact them. I could not agree more, I will never overpay! Sillyolman you are soooo right.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2131164]Anyone know if Maria is still there? I haven't seen her in any of their ads.[/QUOTE]I reviewed her about 6 weeks ago. But, I did not receive any request for Intel on her. Frankly, I was shocked that there was very little, if any interest in her. When I re-posted another review of her, interest in this sexy young Latina has increased significantly, as I have received at least 8 requests for Intel on her.

She has changed her name, her hair style and her hair color since my initial review.

Here she is, brother Whiskey (and my other venerable Board brothers), all 5-9 inches of smoldering, hot, Latina sensuality!

Enjoy!

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10646126&image=10646914[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10646126&image=10646913[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10646126&image=10646913[/URL]

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2131267]I reviewed her about 6 weeks ago. But, I did not receive any request for Intel on her. Frankly, I was shocked that there was very little, if any interest in her. When I re-posted another review of her, interest in this sexy young Latina has increased significantly, as I have received at least 8 requests for Intel on her.

She has changed her name, her hair style and her hair color since my initial review.

Here she is, brother Whiskey (and my other venerable Board brothers), all 5-9 inches of smoldering, hot, Latina sensuality!

Enjoy!

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10646126&image=10646914[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10646126&image=10646913[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10646126&image=10646913[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks brother.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2131262]I have been in this hobby for 35 years, yes only posting the last few years. I stopped seeing Escorts and went strictly to massage after Kelly USA was busted. The MBI was contacting hobbyist because several girls gave up there client lists. I have been around so long when IHOP had some of the best looking girls around other than Bertha. Since that time I want a good massage with some extras. If I girl is offering FS, I usually will not partake and will not see them again. I never, never pay more than 100 for an hour, not including tip. I usually want a 90 minute massage and will not pay over 140 for 90 minutes. I see these ads for 140 or 160, I will never contact them. I could not agree more, I will never overpay! Sillyolman you are soooo right.[/QUOTE]On that subject, I once visited Essence and paid the house fee of 80 for half hr. It has since been raised to 100. Anyway, my gal comes in and tells me she needs another 80 just to get naked. WTF? Since she wasnt even the gal pictured in the ad, and due to the hard sell, I lost any interest in getting a rub and walked out minus the 80 (once you hand over the cash up front good luck getting that shit back). I'm not criticizing those that are ok with coughing up that kind of jack. Guess I'm just curious how this place can justify these rates with several competitors in a 5 mile radius who charge half the house fee and have better looking girls, IMO.

Dude, just demand your house money back to the girl, shit they will do damn near anything to prevent you going up front and asking for your money back. Makes them look really bad. So good luck next time.

HR.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2131296]On that subject, I once visited Essence and paid the house fee of 80 for half hr. It has since been raised to 100. Anyway, my gal comes in and tells me she needs another 80 just to get naked. WTF? Since she wasnt even the gal pictured in the ad, and due to the hard sell, I lost any interest in getting a rub and walked out minus the 80 (once you hand over the cash up front good luck getting that shit back). I'm not criticizing those that are ok with coughing up that kind of jack. Guess I'm just curious how this place can justify these rates with several competitors in a 5 mile radius who charge half the house fee and have better looking girls, IMO.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Barolo;2131262]I have been in this hobby for 35 years, yes only posting the last few years. I stopped seeing Escorts and went strictly to massage after Kelly USA was busted. The MBI was contacting hobbyist because several girls gave up there client lists. I have been around so long when IHOP had some of the best looking girls around other than Bertha. Since that time I want a good massage with some extras. If I girl is offering FS, I usually will not partake and will not see them again. I never, never pay more than 100 for an hour, not including tip. I usually want a 90 minute massage and will not pay over 140 for 90 minutes. I see these ads for 140 or 160, I will never contact them. I could not agree more, I will never overpay! Sillyolman you are soooo right.[/QUOTE]Barolo and Sillyolman, with all do respect I cannot speak for Jag but we are not looking to overpay. What we are looking for is the diamond in the rough. The girls that are willing to go above a beyond and post in the body rub section of backpage (not the real massage section) thinking that it provides them some legal protection for our hated uncle. PM for a couple of successes and you can read about the losses on this thread. Part of the thrill of the hobby is being the first to post a great find or in some cases (superSassy) try and keep them to yourself.

[QUOTE=OrlandoJ;2131353]Barolo and Sillyolman, with all do respect I cannot speak for Jag but we are not looking to overpay. What we are looking for is the diamond in the rough. The girls that are willing to go above a beyond and post in the body rub section of backpage (not the real massage section) thinking that it provides them some legal protection for our hated uncle. PM for a couple of successes and you can read about the losses on this thread. Part of the thrill of the hobby is being the first to post a great find or in some cases (superSassy) try and keep them to yourself.[/QUOTE]OJ, I 100% agree that one of the thrills is to be the first to post on that diamond! Me personally, I see an ad for over 100 for the hour, I will never try her. Lets also call a spade a spade when I see in the bodyrub section, 80 hh, that is not a bodyrub this is an escort. Here is the stupidity of those girls. Escorts going to 33rd, that is a misdemeanor. A bodyrub girl going to 33rd that is a felony!