Massage Parlor Reports

Cici is crazy as fuck in a good way. She offered way more than I have ever been offered, but I declined. She treated me like a horse, a cars stickshift, a fucking Christmas tree? Dudes, I'm telling you she is a trip but expects at least &50 for He. Next level was $80 and so on. I did not inquire about what I'd get. She would barely let me get dressed by trying to act like she was driving a stickshift. Goofy, made 75% sense but the rest was broken banter and rhymes. Yes, this is a weird ass review but I must say I've never had such a weird fucking experience. She sang me Christmas songs for God's sakes. Anyway have fun out there.

[QUOTE=JBone3;4079849]Had read good things about Classic, so decided to visit today. Got right in for 30 min, but drew and older gal, probably older than I've ever had. She had good massage skills, but when there were five minutes left she asked if I wanted to flip or "ride the bike". I didn't know what she meant, so I chose flip. I got five minutes of light oil rub, that was it, even after some requests. Needless to say, I was disappointed. Any one know what the heck she meant by "ride the bike"? I may try again, as this was my first visit and sometimes things get better, but I know there are better places.[/QUOTE]My filthy mind went all over the place with this one, but she was asking if you wanted more time. Ha. That is hilarious. Yep sometimes it takes a few visits. Next time ask for Summer.

[QUOTE=JBone3;4079849]Had read good things about Classic, so decided to visit today. Got right in for 30 min, but drew and older gal, probably older than I've ever had. She had good massage skills, but when there were five minutes left she asked if I wanted to flip or "ride the bike". I didn't know what she meant, so I chose flip. I got five minutes of light oil rub, that was it, even after some requests. Needless to say, I was disappointed. Any one know what the heck she meant by "ride the bike"? I may try again, as this was my first visit and sometimes things get better, but I know there are better places.[/QUOTE]There seems to be 2 Classics. One on Olive and one on Clayton Road. Helen on Clayton I went to see and the man greeting me said to come back in one hour. I got a text from him when I responded to an add to send a text. How do I send a text to an email address? Must have worked cause he had my number to text me. Said come see new girl Helen.

I like Classic on Olive. Good luck with a few there. But it's always hit and miss unless you are a regular.

Be good.

B.

[QUOTE=Richter;4081046]Cici is crazy as fuck in a good way. She offered way more than I have ever been offered, but I declined. She treated me like a horse, a cars stickshift, a fucking Christmas tree? Dudes, I'm telling you she is a trip but expects at least &50 for He. Next level was $80 and so on. I did not inquire about what I'd get. She would barely let me get dressed by trying to act like she was driving a stickshift. Goofy, made 75% sense but the rest was broken banter and rhymes. Yes, this is a weird ass review but I must say I've never had such a weird fucking experience. She sang me Christmas songs for God's sakes. Anyway have fun out there.[/QUOTE]I need to start asking these girls their names when I visit. I wet to Chen the other day. No idea who my "therapist" was. She was younger than the usual AMP lady in Saint Louis. Sat on my ass and rubed her long poney tail on my legs. Asked for 50. Told her 40 for a handyman. She said ok. Asked for more she said I don't do more. Was my first visit there.

[QUOTE=EddieBoy1;4079809]Glad you held your ground. Here's what I do. Have the $50 bucks in hand so they don't see into your wallet. Standard massage if good $20.00 tip. HE massage $40.00 tip. Oral $60.00 tip. FS $80 to $100. Personally I don't think any women is worth more then $150 unless no holes barred or over the top in performance. $200 tops. And hour always get its done maybe 1 1/2. Just saying. Throwing money around doesn't get respect. Just make's them greedy and have unrealistic expectations down the road.[/QUOTE]I concur with the tip price in AMP's. Show the breasts, gets 40. Down from there. I leave the tip on the table inside the room after I dress and meet them out front and tell them tip is in room.

Never got them to do a BJ. May have to try. Only once got FS on the MO side. Place had one masseuse and is closed now.

I usually get a good massage. Even got a toe nail trim from one.

B.

[QUOTE=HardKnock30;4079232]Went to panda the other day $50 for hr. First words out of her mouth was are you a cop? LOL. Massage was just a light touch but the face massage was good since I never had one. Good technique on the HJ and yelled at me bc I only tip her $40.[/QUOTE]Leave the tip in the room after you get dressed. If they stay, tell them to meet you in the front. Let them know you left tip in room on table. Out the door you go. When you return, they may not remember what you gave.

B.

[QUOTE=BigA0417;4080538]A couple months ago I saw Asian Meghan ([URL]https://stlouis.rubratings.com/125689[/URL]). I had set up a session with a different provider but she cancelled at the last minute. When I the contacted Meghan and she was quick to respond and was able to accommodate a same day appointment. I texted when I arrived and she opened the door is a sexy pink lingerie. I paid the base fee of $. 2 and got comfortable. Without asking, the lingerie came off and she started the massage nude. She has great massage skills. Most of the massage was spent on my stomach and at a couple different times she went for the jim and the twins (at which point I lifted off the table slightly to help her with access). Toward the end on the time on my back she got on the table and did some body rubbing. With a little time left I flipped over and she went straight for the HE. After I finished she offered me a shower to get cleaned up, which I accepted. As I was getting dressed she said she needed an extra. 4 for our session.

Overall it was a great massage with a great lady. Total out of pocket was $. 6 She is not a "clock watcher" but does have a phone playing music in the room to help her time the session. My only complaint is I wished I had gotten to flip sooner and the massage had continued on my back before the HE.[/QUOTE]Pardon my ignorance. Is that $20 base fee with a $40 tip?

She is out of control. She will take good care of you but you have to sing Christmas songs and help her with English. Opted for half hour, 40 tip.

[QUOTE=QueNine;4081097]I need to start asking these girls their names when I visit. I wet to Chen the other day. No idea who my "therapist" was. She was younger than the usual AMP lady in Saint Louis. Sat on my ass and rubed her long poney tail on my legs. Asked for 50. Told her 40 for a handyman. She said ok. Asked for more she said I don't do more. Was my first visit there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AmpMonger18;4080965]Anyone been to Paradise Massage on Highway K? And if so, what is the deal there. They have young pretty workers there but seem to be legit. Maybe I am missing something but they are always suggestive selling the table shower and men are in in out of there all day. Just massage happening here? And if so, it has to be the BDM ever or is it just a high traffic area and with VIP closed, mongers have no other place to go. There are other stores in the area, Massage East Garden, Evergreen, but they are not nearly as busy as Paradise.

Thanks in advance for your feedback.[/QUOTE]Every place I've been to on K was DIY.

[QUOTE=Rjelli;4081340]Pardon my ignorance. Is that $20 base fee with a $40 tip?[/QUOTE]No the base fee was $120 with a $40 tip. Total out of pocket was $160.

[QUOTE=BigA0417;4082043]No the base fee was $120 with a $40 tip. Total out of pocket was $160.[/QUOTE]I believe her fee is 200 now.

[QUOTE=BigA0417;4082043]No the base fee was $120 with a $40 tip. Total out of pocket was $160.[/QUOTE]200 gets you a FS.

[QUOTE=Jeffc574;4061841]I saw Kellee about a year ago. Overall the rub was OK with a HJ finish. I little flabby. Her recent pictures show her leaner. It may be some photo magic. She used to share space with what I called the Fenton Nurses. All larger and HJ only. The new girl might be similar. Not sure if I would splurge on a 4 hand or not.[/QUOTE]Used to see kelle a few years ago before I moved. She was bigger then. She had gastric bypass and lost a ton of weight. Used to be a bit more playful. Back when she was bigger I got a BBBJ and cfs from her. Since she's gotten thinner things have changed a bit. Only been HJ since then. It's been about 2 years since I've seen her though.

[QUOTE=Purry;4082253]200 gets you a FS.[/QUOTE]Well worth it too!

[QUOTE=AmpMonger18;4080965]Anyone been to Paradise Massage on Highway K? And if so, what is the deal there. They have young pretty workers there but seem to be legit. Maybe I am missing something but they are always suggestive selling the table shower and men are in in out of there all day. Just massage happening here? And if so, it has to be the BDM ever or is it just a high traffic area and with VIP closed, mongers have no other place to go. There are other stores in the area, Massage East Garden, Evergreen, but they are not nearly as busy as Paradise.

Thanks in advance for your feedback.[/QUOTE]Got a happy ending first time I went. So I went back a second time and got a different lady and it was diy so I haven't been back.