As always, Humpty paints a picture like Bob Ross
Seriously though, I thought Wendy's was pretty much the end of the strip.
Have any SW made it to the casino?
[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;5133997]It was Sunday night. I was given a couple numbers by another member. One was for Sarah B. So I drove to the shitty apartment complex at Sully and Brinker where they sell drugs. Sarah B was not quite up to my standards. I pulled up to her. I asked her what her name was. She said Sarah. Then, a fire truck ran down the street with its siren on. I used this as an excuse to get away from her. She sent me a text later that said "Was that you that just drove away from me like that? Not cool!" Well, if she hadn't ruined her looks with drugs, I would've given her a creampie. So its her fault.
I saw Grace M again at Sully and Huron. She is always a good time. We went to a special spot. However, she did too much xanax and fell asleep with my meat in her mouth. I woke her up and we went straight into BBFS. I felt up her hot body while doing so. I left a nice big load inside her. "Do you like my sperm swimming around inside you?" I asked. She got a giggle out of that. She wanted to be taken to McDonalds. The one on Mound which is even more gross and ghetto than your average McDonalds. She ordered some gross fat filled food. Then she forgot where she had put my donation. She was about to cause a scene when all of a sudden she found it. Thats what Xanax will do. Because of this, I just wanted to get her out of the car. She asked to be dropped off at the apartments next to Massey's on Sullivant so she could buy some crack. After she got out, I noticed she left half her nasty McDonalds sandwich and a Xanax on the seat. I would still pick her up again but I would learn from this experience. I hardly ever take a woman to a fast food drive thru because they typically cause all kinds of problems, but since I had been with Grace several times I thought she would be okay. Tell your hoho to keep the donation in a specific pocket, and always check the seat for drugs and other incriminating evidence like jewelry or condom wrappers, if you are into using condoms. A couple months ago, Kari K on Hudson left her entire donation in my car, I found it two days later.
Afterward I needed to take a #2. I discovered there is this place called The Desert Island Club on Josephine at Sullivant. They have Alcoholics Anonymous meetings there, and anyone can walk right in and use the toilet, no questions asked! They have cake, cookies and donuts that are free for the taking. I went full Homer Simpson! Never go full Homer Simpson. I sat down with my sugar and fat filled feast and watched as a smoking hot woman got up on the podium. She talked about how she used to be a hooker on Sullivant but then she got clean and sober because of God or something. She was so sexy! About 30, shoulder length curly blonde hair, perfect face and slender but curvy body. I wish I had remembered her name or got a picture of her. There was no way I could have discreetly taken a pic of her though. I had never seen this woman before in my life, but if she ever falls off the wagon, I will be waiting for her on Sullivant to fill her up with genetically superior top shelf DNA.[/QUOTE]
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In case I forgot to mention
All the attractive women under age 30 that I do get 3 pics of Alexander Hamilton for BBBJ followed by BBFS with creampie. That's the going rate in Columbus. Stop overpaying, guys.