Star Wars X: The Rise of My Penis
[QUOTE=Usa2222;6113714]Pearish Pearish Pearish! You're so jaded. Sharing is caring. Brenda, I mean Sith, just didn't want you running up on Debbie, I mean Brenda, not knowing.
Smooth sailing.
USA.[/QUOTE]Thinking you're right Usa2 x4. That was pretty un-patriotic of me. I got mixed up with all the names too. Maybe the SithLover is actually George Lucas coming to town to finally make something worth watching again?! Like wookiee porn?! How's that for positivity? LOL.
Presidential denominations
[QUOTE=TopDolla;6114348]Was a little confused because this particular stretch was residential, it's about a mile up the road from a Speedway gas station that looks like it hasn't been remodelled since the late 80 ss. Upon arriving you will see a gravel lot, and in back of the house there are Sprinter Vans that seem to be affiliated with a dentistry company.
So I ring the doorbell a lady opens the door and although she is clearly Asian I am confused because it looks like somebody's living room walking in. There is no reception area like most AMPs. There was a girl laying down on a bed playing on her phone.
Going upstairs alleviated my fears, there were several massage rooms set up. She asks the length of time I want, for half hour it is two Andrews and a Lincoln. The first ten minutes she's just swirling her hands all over my body, although it does feel good she's not really applying any pressure. The next 10 minutes afterwards though she put her elbow in my neck and shoulders which felt great except her grinding my bones in certain spots. While she was doing this, her thigh got close to my hands, so I start squeezing. No reaction so I reach up and brush her underwear and hear a giggle. Game on. I reach up underneath and feel her pubic hair.
So at this moment she stops and we negotiate proceedings, I hand a Benjamin and Andrew. She goes out of the room and changes out of her business casual clothes into lingerie which was kind of pointless cause she literally took them off after 15 seconds.
She climbs up on table and I'm thinking maybe she's going to mount me, but no rubber? Well she ends up slathering my dong with oil and doing a HJ while I rub her kitty. Her pussy was literally in front of my face and didn't smell too bad, there was a faint fish smell but it was only like 25% strong as most civilian chicks I meet in my day to day life. No ass smell either. After I came she told me that for 2 Benjamin's FS would take place.
So all in all, I would give the experience a 7 on a 10 scale. I was the only one in the building and got in without even calling in advance. Although it was recently renovated it had a weird odor, like bleach mixed with spoiled food vapors seeping out of a fridge.
Terrible English, everything was hand gestures and sign language. The way she communicated her price for FS looked like something out of a MADtv or In Living Color skit.
She was about 5'6' and 130 and though she was skinny, had a flat butt and no muscle tone whatsoever.
As she was walking me out of the back I got closer to the "girl"who was still laying on the bed. She was a chick in her early 30's. Didn't look totally fobbed out and was somewhat Americanized.[/QUOTE]I have never paid much attention to the faces on different bills but I'm going to have to if I want to keep up! LOL.