Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EastsideD;6897317]This is definitely a FS shop. There were two ladies, both probably in their 30's.

The one which did massage said she's from Korea, had nice titties, attractive face, and hairy Bush.

House fee $40/30 min.

I didn't want FS (she said $200, not sure if included house fee or not).

I had my own requests. Lots of negotiations with pulling back and forth, pretending to not understand, and other usual tricks. In the end I got regular rates.[/QUOTE]This one is a great intel. I really appreciate it.

I went in there and met "Liko." She is around mid-30's as my estimate. She is 5 feet 3 inches and slim, but has baby damaged. She has A cups up and sporting a Bush down. She is Chinese with a decent face as well.

She provided a mediocre massage. During the flip, she offered HE and hesitated for FS for a while. She finally gave in and quoted me 3 roses. She seemed to be annoyed by it. I think she is a bit insecure about his body. She has birth marks and dark nipples. We eventually agreed for 2 roses. CBJ was below average. She did allow me to enjoy her body with DATY. DATY was clearly enjoyed by her. She was twitching and guiding my face while her hands roam around her breasts. I helped her on that and squeeze those bags hard while I eat her out. After 15 minutes of DATY, she finally moaned hard signaling her O and pushed my head away from her pussy. Also, her pussy smells really nice.

She asked to get penetrated, and she could not wait at all. She was wet. She did not let me go in deep thou, but she was clearly cumming hard. I am pretty sure we were very loud during the deed. I eventually popped after a couple of positions, but I kept doing her until I got tired.

This lady clearly enjoys enjoys sex, and she is very sensual.

She thanked me and gave me a nice DFK. There was no DFK during the session, so it surprised me.

I honestly enjoyed my time (over 60 minutes). The session reminded me of Summer for Starpoint Massage (QQ) at Lake City Way.

What door is for the good massage? I drove by and saw no sign for it? There is a door with cameras over it up stairs? Maybe.

[QUOTE=Aquaj2012;6900552]What door is for the good massage? I drove by and saw no sign for it? There is a door with cameras over it up stairs? Maybe.[/QUOTE]Bottom floor, go around the corner. Not the staircase direction but opposite corner. Stay on the same level as parking lot.

[QUOTE=RoadHazard;6900276]I'm a fan of Aussie's reports so was hoping to meet Kathy. Call ahead first thing in the morning and requested an appointment with Kathy specifically. Got there just before 10:00 and was ushered into the room, hand it over $$.5.

My usual protocol when I'm scouting and it's my first time at a shop is to do half an hour and only pay the house fee and see how it evolves from there. Trying to get a feel for it in the meantime. So that was my first mistake.

After paying the full amount and about 15 m into a fucking terrible massage I was informed that this is in fact Amy not Kathy despite her confirming an appointment with Kathy on the phone.

So at this point it's clear. I'm not at least getting a decent massage out of the deal and decided to proceed to next steps. Just when things start to get interesting, there's another monger at the door. She says it's her friend and leaves the room for a good 15-20 minutes. WTF.

By that time, whatever semblance of magic is completely gone and I'm pretty f* grouchy at this point. She comes back in using translate on her phone saying sorry. I'm changing your appointment to half an hour. My friend is here. I'll give you a quickie.

She tries her best at damage control to no avail. We get it on and she's rushing me the whole time. Are you cumming? Did you cum?

At this point I'm just spite fucking her and as soon as I'm done she cleans me up as quick as she can. And shoves me out the door.

It's not like I was being a dick either. I am super nice to all the ladies.

What a joke. One of the worst experiences in recent history.[/QUOTE]Damn. The bait and switch nonsense really pisses me off. Classic "new girl isn't making money for the biz so use a known veteren to attract then swap in the newbie. ".

I plan to let Kathy know that if positive reviews about her are being used to trick hobby bros into seeing someone else, that I won't be able to write reviews for that shop any more.

Try Jessica at Lotus FedWay if you're looking for a fun MILF.

[QUOTE=RoadHazard;6900276]I'm a fan of Aussie's reports so was hoping to meet Kathy. Call ahead first thing in the morning and requested an appointment with Kathy specifically. Got there just before 10:00 and was ushered into the room, hand it over $$.5.

My usual protocol when I'm scouting and it's my first time at a shop is to do half an hour and only pay the house fee and see how it evolves from there. Trying to get a feel for it in the meantime. So that was my first mistake.
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By that time, whatever semblance of magic is completely gone and I'm pretty f* grouchy at this point. She comes back in using translate on her phone saying sorry. I'm changing your appointment to half an hour. My friend is here. I'll give you a quickie.

She tries her best at damage control to no avail. We get it on and she's rushing me the whole time. Are you cumming? Did you cum?

At this point I'm just spite fucking her and as soon as I'm done she cleans me up as quick as she can. And shoves me out the door.

It's not like I was being a dick either. I am super nice to all the ladies.

What a joke. One of the worst experiences in recent history.[/QUOTE]I hate to pile on, and I do respect AF as a known reviewer and decent bloke. I had a similar experience in FW at a AMP he recommended. Lame massage, when I didn't want FS bc the ask was too high, then I received a very lame HJ. Did not live up to the hype.

I didn't think it was a false review, but I realized that regulars and guys who are known to post reviews most likely get better service. If you veterans think about it, maybe consider mentioning in your review if you feel a place is newbie friendly or not.

[QUOTE=Justice2001;6900145]I got an unsolicited text from Glow Day Spa in factoria that has all the works that was trying to get me in for a massage. I think a lot more places advertise lashes like Sea breeze and O spa in Redmond. I'm definitely intrigued by it as I don't like the more seedy places and like places where it's more appointment based legit places that lets me be naked freely. There's another place in bellevue that's in an office park that specializes in lashes that also offers massages. I'm looking at all the yelp pics to see the reflection on the person that works there in the windows when they take the lash pics to see if they are hot or not LOL.[/QUOTE]Again, appreciated intel. Thank you!

They popped up on STG in the Escort section. And I'm generally looking for the same thing; a nicer place that's at least somewhat discreet.

I'm typically not FS, but I like a nice place and attractive women. I'm not super fixated on age if they're attractive and deliver a nice. Ideally sensual. Experience. I tried the Lynnwood places and they really just weren't my cup of tea.

I think I'll still give them a try. Based on a few of the comments I wonder if this is another case where someone's advertising for them and they have no idea what those ads are promising.

Someone asked about the other lash place; it's Sanya in Lynnwood, reviews on RM. Definitely looks legit from the front, definitely CBJ / CFS in back by a 30's athletic MILF. The other I don't really want to call out yet as I'm not sure it was a one-off or "business as usual".

Just wanted to say thank you again for the active posters here. It's much appreciated!

[QUOTE=Mamouna;6901236]I hate to pile on, and I do respect AF as a known reviewer and decent bloke. I had a similar experience in FW at a AMP he recommended. Lame massage, when I didn't want FS bc the ask was too high, then I received a very lame HJ. Did not live up to the hype.

I didn't think it was a false review, but I realized that regulars and guys who are known to post reviews most likely get better service. If you veterans think about it, maybe consider mentioning in your review if you feel a place is newbie friendly or not.[/QUOTE]Which spa was it? I try to be as descriptive as possible but also acknowledge that all sorts of things can influence the provider's mood and service. That sucks that yours wasn't what you deserved.

[QUOTE=NeedsGlasses;6899361]Please fill us in where these are. I just got back from Chicago, and at least 3 places were like this, including the best two. I like it.[/QUOTE]I was in Marysville yesterday and walked by a place that was a nail spa, but one their outdoor signage it also said "Men's spa". I might go back and take one for the team. It is on the same building as what is now supposedly closed L Massage on 5th street. L Massage was on the south side of the building on the second floor. This nail spa is on 1326 5th street on the north side. If you got to Rubmaps the blue arrow is off by a block and a half. They have that on State and Fourth. Go north one block to 5th street and look left on their map. The buildings are correctly addressed at least.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6901197]Try Jessica at Lotus FedWay if you're looking for a fun MILF.[/QUOTE]Will do, Thanks AF.

Asian MILF is my happy place.

I took the plunge and scheduled with Glow today. Very nice shop, and Jenny looked amazing. Lovely 20's woman, tall and slender.

I'd echo what someone else had said. Very sensual but no delivery. She was well into my thighs face down, and was 3/16" away from the goodies the whole time face up. She knew exactly what she was and wasn't doing. I did my typical with shops I'm unsure of - $100 at the door, a Benji laid out in plain sight on top of my clothes. She didn't take it.

So. I think probably low percentage, but I plan to go back at least once more with $200 at the door to see if that changes things up.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6901403]Which spa was it? I try to be as descriptive as possible but also acknowledge that all sorts of things can influence the provider's mood and service. That sucks that yours wasn't what you deserved.[/QUOTE]I believe it was Lotus, it was off a cul-de-sac in a strip mall.

[QUOTE=WillShook;6901986]I took the plunge and scheduled with Glow today. Very nice shop, and Jenny looked amazing. Lovely 20's woman, tall and slender.

I'd echo what someone else had said. Very sensual but no delivery. She was well into my thighs face down, and was 3/16" away from the goodies the whole time face up. She knew exactly what she was and wasn't doing. I did my typical with shops I'm unsure of - $100 at the door, a Benji laid out in plain sight on top of my clothes. She didn't take it.

So. I think probably low percentage, but I plan to go back at least once more with $200 at the door to see if that changes things up.[/QUOTE]Thanks for swinging by Glow and letting everyone know how things turned out for you. Much appreciated!

TL; DR YMMV leaning towards low milage.

Going off memory here and I'm fucking terrible with names so bear with me. This is a solid year or so worth of mongering memory. Going down the list from RM. You're welcome.

Lavender 3 x. One pudgy MILF and 2 x younger chick (Vivian I think? MILF was able to push boundaries & came on her tits while straddling her on the table. Vivian has firmer boundaries but is very playful and sensual. I think more avail w / her but for $$ Not very discrete, dt Bellevue lots of foot traffic.

B Spa 1 x. New kid in town and seems promising. Massage was average & short. Passionate thicc MILF, BBBJ covered FS, came on her tits w / her mouth open lots of encouragement. Will repeat. Easy parking & discrete entrance. $$.

Zen Zone 1 x. If I remember correctly this was the weird ass place that had butterface mamasan giving 1/2-assed massage with her younger trainee at same time. Firm boundaries pulled away w / any groping but there were both present during the main event, which felt more like I was a demo prop for a community college workshop of awkward inter-generational handys. If that's your thing this is your place, not judging. Out of the way & discrete. $.4.

Noble Spa 2 x. Seedy place in the last strip mall to survive dt Bellevue. Younger enthusiastic providers, covered FS. $$. Not very discrete.

Renue Spa 2 x. Skinny pre-MILF smelled of smoke. Fun & encouraging but strong upsell. Wanted $$ for standard rub & tug hinted $$$ for FS, won't repeat past the 2 x mark unless I hear about new talent. Strip mall wide open not very discrete.

Fall Health 2 x. Yet another skinny pre-MILF. Out of the way location tucked back in industrial area but not very private rooms with their 1/2 walls. 2nd time there stank super bad like power went out at an Asian grocery store and all the fish were decomposing. Nah won't be back. FS 1/2 hr $. 6.

Healthy Living 3 x. There's actually 2 massage places here, one on the corner and one back behind off to the side. Side door one is old granny, decent massage, then goes straight to jacking with no warning LOL. I had her stop both times and opted out. I just can't. Not even gilf, beyond that. Place up front is legit massage no extras.

Meet Health 1 x. Close to Fall Health & very similar, standard jack shack w / FS for the right $. Prob won't repeat, a lot of traffic, phone calls, etc.

Be Happy 6 x. Very much YMMV place. 3 x with 3 different people, vague hints of extras but ultimately none offered. Then other 3 x with Joyce (retired) who was pretty much anything-goes few boundaries. Somewhat discrete side entrance in strip mall. They seemed to be shut down (temporarily? For the past 3 weeks or so, prob looking for new talent.

Green Life 3 x. Another YMMV place. 2 x w / same girl, thicc 20-something, good English, firm natural tits, sensual lomi-lomi style massage but skips to main event too soon IMO. Firm boundaries on FS but high marks for enthusiasm & playful personality, she is there most days but sorry can't remember name. 1 x with Taiwanese girl, hot with bangin body but super awkward to the point & passed on anything extra.

Sunny 2 x. Standard rub & tug nothing beyond that. Above average massage quality. $. 6.

"K&Q" 2 x. What it's listed as but now somebody's name (sorry shit memory with names). Above average massage by fit attractive younger Asian no extras, super mild flirting. Apparently she'll let you finish yourself if you push boundaries.

Oasis (next to Acura). Multiple times. My go-to for legit therapeutic massage w / sensual twist. Maria the gilf mamasan will get flirty if you push boundaries. Had a raging boner once and she treated me like one of those corny step mom (or grandma in her case) pornos were they reluctantly indulge your pervy fantasy as you get yourself off, rolling their eyes as if they're not getting paid enough for this shit. Hotty spinner MILF Lina used to work here (Now Glow Spa in Factoria), again super flirty but never any extras. One time I pulled the younger understudy who out of the blue offered tug after what I thought was legit rub, but that was the only action I ever got there throughout multiple visits.

Ocean Relax 1 x. (across from Oasis). Standard rub & tub, not much personality. $. 6.

Healing Hands. Pre-MILF, fit firm curvy body, very little roaming allowed firm boundaries, 1/2 way decent massage very encouraging & enthusiastic tug with loads of oil. Prob won't repeat. $. 6.

Jade Harbor 2 x. Seem to have a lot of staff here to explore and only recently started visiting. 1st time attractive MILF but not indication of anything extra. 2nd time another MILF not very attractive but fun & engaging personality. However what started off as a very promising encounter with lots of light sensual massage & carress around ass & groin ended up being a big fat nothing burger. Confused by that.

Bay Point 2 x, legit only, decent massage.

Chinese Tuina 3 x, skinny gilf proprietor that used to work here now runs MySpa over by Dunn Lumber. Decent massage & standard tug she usually get's right to business. Allowed DATY 1 x but wasn't able to repeat & she seems more reluctant to offer extras at the new location. New staff at Tuina all younger & attractive, flirty w / hugs but all seem to have firm boundaries. Vicky. Part of new staff at Tuina offers well above average massage might be my new fav for legit services.

WTF is name of this place?? Sorry folks it's next to Habitat in strip mall on Bell Red. New place for me 2 x. Playful flirty gilf generous with hugs & kisses but both times no real action besides getting to play with her huge-nip a-cups after a lot of encouragement & pushing of boundaries on my part. On the fence with this one, might be back just out of curiosity to see how far it can go.

Water cube 3 x. Kind of a weird place, next to Daman's bar across from Fred Meyer, pretty sure it's 100% these days except for that one time & pulled the new recruit who was had ZERO boundaries but unfortunately I take it she got fired as a result because I haven't seen her in 2 x I've been back, which were both legit massage only.

I'm prob forgetting something will post an update if I remember anything.

Bellevue's like playing the slots, not great odds but when it happens you tend to cash in with something unexpected. Hopefully this list saves you some grief and $$.

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;6902378]Thanks for swinging by Glow and letting everyone know how things turned out for you. Much appreciated![/QUOTE]Exact same with Lina, the new proprietor here. She's hot but was never able to crack the code after multiple visits while she was at Oasis. Get blue balls thinking about her & that fit spinner MILF body of hers. If you can get with her you won the game.

[QUOTE=RoadHazard;6902608].with Joyce (retired)[/QUOTE]Is she gone for sure? I keep hearing she's there but working a weird scheduled. Mixed bag for me. Will do anything, but just a damn strange woman.

[QUOTE=RoadHazard;6902608]Green Life 3 x. Another YMMV place.[/QUOTE]I had a great experience here out of the gate and then 2 x horseshit and never went back. I see "new ownership", but.

[QUOTE=RoadHazard;6902608]Healing Hands. Pre-MILF, fit firm curvy body, very little roaming allowed firm boundaries, 1/2 way decent massage very encouraging & enthusiastic tug with loads of oil. Prob won't repeat. $. 6.[/QUOTE]Interesting; they've been on my radar for a while as they had some discreet ads some time back and looked like a nice clean shop.

Many thanks for the intel!