Have you been here before?
[QUOTE=BigInJapan;5143468][QUOTE=InFarmer;5143434]I'll wait to see what others say but it sounds like I need to see Tiffany. Should I be honest when they ask if I've been there before?[/QUOTE]Others may disagree but I suggest just being straight up. Tell them you're visiting from out of town and have heard great things (you can even say online) about the spa and your provider of choice.[/QUOTE]I suggest everybody write this down (it's a Can't-Miss strategy):
When asked by the Mamasan or manager at an AMP if you've ever been there before, it's risky to LIE and tell them you HAVE, when you have NOT. While you may be able to name a few girls on their staff, to pass the quiz-question of "who have you seen before", you may run into an awkward situation where they have some other check system to test your familiarity, or (worst case) you may tell the girl that greets you that you've seen "Suzy" before without realizing that you're TALKING TO SUZY at that very moment (unless it's an older Mamasan type).
The very BEST response to the question of "have you been here before" (when you have NOT) is to say exactly THIS: "No, not here, because I usually go to <nearby competitor>, but a buddy recommended this place might be better."
For example, if you're standing in Massage Connection, tell them you're a regular at King or Blue Ocean (nearby well-known competitors), or if you're standing in King, tell them you're a regular at Massage Connection. This gives you a number of advantages: You've established that you're an experienced hobbyist and know how "things work", and, more importantly, you've given the AMP an "opportunity" to out-perform their competition to permanently win your ongoing business. The obvious upside to this is that you may be treated VERY well while they're trying to steal your business from their competitor... and the hottest local Orlando AMP's operate as very very competitive businesses (i.e. trying to "out-do" that place down the street or across town). Telling them you're from out of town only tells them you are probably NOT a repeat customer and can be dispensed with as expeditiously as possible (rushed).
That's my 2 cents.
Does NDS really open at 9 am?
Sorry if this is a lame question, but I've gone to AMPs at advertised opening time and it's different. I went to MC recently (review soon) at 10 am as posted on web link thinking I might be first up, but on the door it said opens at 9:30 so had to wait. No big deal but I need my 1 hour prep before getting to NDS so that's why I'm asking. Don't know if calling would yield accurate info plus my hobby phone is down. Thank you!
-AG.
Some of these post came off a bit confrontational for no reason
[QUOTE=WestcoastRydah;5146622]You are exactly right.[/QUOTE]People here on this sub forum mainly go to and rate AMPs because they enjoy Asian women and thus their ratings and reviews of such women will always be skewed in favor of finding them more beautiful than the norm. So it baffles me why people like Rudigar, WestcoastRydah, and Orlando McCoy who do not find Asian women attractive in the least (obvious by Given the descriptions and comments, and their outright hostility to posters who enjoy AMPs like Big in Japan), would even bother commenting negatively on people like BiJ. I understand if your here for info on LMPs like blue ocean because they don't have their own forum, but understand where you are and the point of this sub forum is AMPs staffed by Asian women, who will never be what your for. Now I'm not trying to exclude or in anyway preclude anyone from here in the slightest. I'm just saying I don't go into a black / Latin bbw forum and then complain there are no Asian spinners. Perhaps in the case of Orlando the scene is big enough for a dedicated LMP thread. Perhaps ask one of the site mods about creating it and transferring over all the LMP discussion posts to it?
Happy New Year started off right!
Good morning,
So this is my first post after reading many great reviews for at least a year! Keep up the great reviews! This really helps so I figured I'd share my experience earlier this week. Small plaza on the right after McDs on 441. No one in parking lot. Was able to visit first thing in the morning. I have been there twice before maybe a year ago. Face mask were worn the entire time. Tb shower included for all time lengths which is a big plus for me. The first face I saw even with mask was attractive not tall, black hair, tattoos on legs and arms and outfit was worn and I could tell she was new by the body language it wasn't anything special for the shower or massage. She said she drives all the way from Tampa to work there because no one wants to work, but on the flip it was great. It was easy talking and I usually just get HE but I decided to upgrade CB and nice size top with roaming. Everywhere and not much bottom to be expected but the damage was 140 (I am more of an butt man myself like the previous posts). Hope this helps anyone in the radius of Apopka / Orange / lake county border area.
Until the next dream.
-Right ideas out.