Massage Parlor Reports

So, long time reader / lurker to this Forum but obviously this is my first post.

Just wanting to report that, following the positive reviews of the Jag and some recent ads on BP, I recently made an appointment at the Longwood establishment inviting us to "Come get a massage by a beautiful woman". I was told over the phone that "Missy" would be seeing me and I was asked about my massage preferences. When I got there I had to do some paperwork and all that, but was promptly told that I would be seeing "Jessica" instead. What followed was a very poor excuse for a massage and certainly nothing more than a massage. I understand that your first time visit is not always indicative of how things may go after several visits, YMMV and all that, but this wasn't even close to the massage preferences that I was quizzed about. And I was very disappointed to get switched on the therapist as well. I don't know if anyone else had a similar experience with this business, but I doubt that I will be repeating.

And just for reference, the person I ended up with looks nothing like anyone in the pictures on their ad.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-get-a-massage-by-a-beautiful-woman/10622309[/URL]

[QUOTE=Semoran2646;2123902]So, long time reader / lurker to this Forum but obviously this is my first post.

Just wanting to report that, following the positive reviews of the Jag and some recent ads on BP, I recently made an appointment at the Longwood establishment inviting us to "Come get a massage by a beautiful woman". I was told over the phone that "Missy" would be seeing me and I was asked about my massage preferences. When I got there I had to do some paperwork and all that, but was promptly told that I would be seeing "Jessica" instead. What followed was a very poor excuse for a massage and certainly nothing more than a massage. I understand that your first time visit is not always indicative of how things may go after several visits, YMMV and all that, but this wasn't even close to the massage preferences that I was quizzed about. And I was very disappointed to get switched on the therapist as well. I don't know if anyone else had a similar experience with this business, but I doubt that I will be repeating.

And just for reference, the person I ended up with looks nothing like anyone in the pictures on their ad.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-get-a-massage-by-a-beautiful-woman/10622309[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been there and posted and PM'd some of you. Based on some feedback from others who experienced similar bait and switch practices, this place is starting to seem very shady and questionable, including questions about actual ownership. Personally, I'm staying away.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2124114]I've been there and posted and PM'd some of you. Based on some feedback from others who experienced similar bait and switch practices, this place is starting to seem very shady and questionable, including questions about actual ownership. Personally, I'm staying away.[/QUOTE]Another experience that was something less than reported on this forum. Hard to believe.

Got one general response saying the AMPs are shutting down, but checked out this place anyway. It was legit. Had the feeling extras could happen but I was in a hurry and didn't ask. She tried to get me to go for another 30, but didn't. Seriously hairy armpits on this one.

[QUOTE=Marshst924;2123242][URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4521866985.html[/URL]

This place worth checking out. It's 2 minutes from where I'm staying and has professional and table shower in the ad sending mixed signals.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2124114]I've been there and posted and PM'd some of you. Based on some feedback from others who experienced similar bait and switch practices, this place is starting to seem very shady and questionable, including questions about actual ownership. Personally, I'm staying away.[/QUOTE]I made an appointment with Missy, only after I got there was I told my appointment would be with Jessica. I thought I would give her a chance but was very disappointed. Seems bait and switch is the norm at this establishment.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2122739]Gentlemen,

Per my dear brothers, TPhresh and Ccon66, I made the "well worth it" trip to see this little sexual "dynamo". Just watching my fat cock veins throb against her "prolapsing" vaginal flesh, was well worth the expense. Renee really likes "Alpha Males", of which The Jag is certainly one. Here is my review.

Enjoy!

Renee, LMT (PM for location) 28 years old: 5-4/115/ br / blue. Body: 9/10. "Jag's Hygiene Rating": 10/10. (Though Renee smokes, infrequently, her house was just about smoke free and that was good enough for an ex-smoker like me.). Her "split" is absolutely ball braining. Renee is lightly "tatted". Renee has cute little titties and an ass that is among the best in the business. Guys, I am telling you that Renee's ass is so fucking hot, tight and nearly perfectly shaped. Renee is fun, friendly, conversant, full of energy and provides a true GFE and PSE experience. Renee has been an LMT for at least five years and has been doing rubs for about 2 years. Her incall is safe and her house is nice enough (Though I did encounter a few cock hungry SW's, who were checking me out, near her place off International Speedway BLVD, LOL). Her "room" is in the back on the right just past the bathroom. She has a cute little pit bull mix puppy that she kept "gated" in her living room while Renee and I were in our, "ahem," session.

So, I knock on her back door and after a minute or so, this gorgeous little fucking spinner opens it. Holy fucking shit! Is The Jag dreaming or what? Son of a fucking beeeeeeatch! I could not believe what stood before me. I saw a beautiful little brunette spinner with beautiful blue eyes dressed in a sexy little black silk bathrobe. (At that fucking moment, I wanted to call my dear brothers TPhresh and Ccon66 and give each of them 500 dollars for the referral!

Gentlemen, this young little spinner was absolutely fucking smoking hot! As she opened the door to let me in, our eyes met and there was an instantaneous and searing physical attraction. We immediately hugged each other and locked our lips into a deep and very passionate French kiss. It was fucking intense and highly erotic. We went into the bedroom and got into some serious foreplay before I even had a chance to lay the "massage fee" on her desk. We got really hot and heavy and totally carried away. I flipped up her silk bathrobe and slid my fat meat stick all over her ass as we did DFK, while standing in a K9 position. We kissed with deep and abiding passion. Our tongues were voraciously exploring the lustful depths of our throats. She was already wet as I slid my cock head all over her asshole and pussy. We did some major standing K9 "simul-fucking" for several minutes with my fat cock head fucking and "splaying" Renee's labial lips and clit. Gentlemen, Renee was as hot a provider as I have EVER seen. Her passion and "driven" sexuality was as good as I have ever seen in a provider. I reached around and gently rubbed her clit as we continued our deep French kissing. Renee asked me: "What about your massage". To which I replied: "Oh yeah. I guess we should do that, huh? So, I stripped down and lay on the table. Renee removed her robe and climbed up on the table. She began a nice and highly sexual BTB rub / massage. We quickly got into a 69 position and engaged in some intense DATY / BBBJ! I nearly came in this hot little spinner's mouth as I rapaciously sucked, slurped, slobbered and "nursed" on her delicious clit and pussy. I buried my warm, thick tongue deep into Renee's wet "fuck tunnel" and performed wide, sweeping, lascivious motions inside her vagina, savoring the sweet "nectar" of her vaginal "glans". Renee's secretions were, semi-sweet and a bit musky which made my prick get even harder in her mouth! My tongue gently "pried" open the soft tender ridges of her vaginal flesh. My nose was planted squarely against her asshole and savored the "dank" aroma of her puckered sphincter muscle. She began to have an orgasm as I gently sucked her thick clit up into my mouth. Renee's orgasmic moaning and cooing was driving me into another sexual zone. She gave me the "cover" she had in her desk and I put it on. Then we got into some very intense and ball draining CG and RCG. The view of her ass in RCG was a site to behold!! Wow!! I grabbed her hips and pulled her hard onto my thrusting shaft. She rubbed her clit as she bounced up and down on my Jag stick. I pulled apart her ass cheeks for a better view of my cock stretching her pussy open.

After a few minutes of CG / RCG, I got up and had Renee "assume" the position. Renee moved to the edge of the table and positioned her beautiful, plump, round ass at the head of my swollen prick. My dear God! Her asshole and labial lips were such a site to behold. I did not know which one I wanted to fuck first, her asshole, or, her tight little, pussy! (Renee does not do Greek) She let me "hook" her, while I slowly pushed the wide head of my Jag stick into Renee's fuck tunnel. Ohhhhh shit! That's tight! I placed my left hand on her left hip and began to fuck her with "intent". Renee slammed her ass against my pistoning cock wildly. I held her firmly with my "hooking" hand / right thumb while I pulled her on my cock with my left hand. Our over sexed bodies were beginning to "bead up" with perspiration as we fucked wildly and relentlessly. Our colliding bodies were making loud "flesh banging" noises that could be heard all over her house. (I felt bad for her pit-mix puppy, as she must have been wondering WTF was going on. Of course, I am sure she had heard it all before, LOL). Renee grabbed her "dancing pole" while I continued ramming my Jag stick deep into her young cervix. I leaned over and we embraced in a very deep and passionate DFK. She met my every powerful, masculine thrust, thrust for thrust! I pulled away from her licentious lips briefly, to lick the small "beads" of feminine perspiration from her petite forehead as Renee sucked on my chin. My goodness, it was a fucking porn movie in the making. Our bodies continued to collide in a fuckfest for the ages. More miniscule beads of her sweet, feminine perspiration appeared along the side of Renee's temple. I gently and lovingly licked that off too, as Renee kissed and sucked on my cheek, while continuing her feminine thrusts against my rock hard cock. Then, I leaned back and paused for a moment. I pulled my cock about four inches out of her pussy and held it there. I looked down and admired the highly fucking erotic view: the fully engorged veins of my cock were literally "pulsating" against Renee's "prolapsing" vaginal lips. My thumb was still in Renee's asshole ass my cock veins surged, pulsed and throbbed with each beat of my heart. Thick, rich, oxygenated blood coursed through the "rope like" veins of my superfluously engorged meat stick. The "essence" of our mutual existence was inextricably linked together in an abiding sexual lust and passion. My God! What a fucking erotic site to see! Then, I plunged back into Renee deep, deeper and then BALLS DEEP! We fucked rapaciously for at least 15 more minutes. Then, that familiar "tightness" began to overtake The Jag.

I told Renee that I was about to cum. She replied: "Ooooooh Jag darling! Jag darling, cum inside my pussy! Please cum inside me and fill me with your hot Jag Seed! Please!" Renee reached back and rubbed my balls tenderly and lovingly. She looked back at me, "exhorting" me to fill her little pussy with my seed. As her cooing overtook my "senses", my body began to shake, quake and convulse. My ball sac "cried out" in total masculine surrender as it released its first molten blast of warm, viscous life giving seed. Up through my urethra, all along the inside of my convulsing shaft, my searing man seed erupted from the quivering tip of my meat stick. Sear ejaculate shot deep into Renee's ovulating uterus with my "Jag Jr's" moving at "warp speed", on their mission to impregnate this gorgeous and sexually depraved young babe! Successive blasts of thick "egg seeking" genetic material blasted up through my cock and into Renee's quivering "intestines". Renee bucked and bucked and bucked against my jackhammering prick while talking dirty to me the whole time: "Let me drain your Jag sac! Please, baby! Please! Jag! Pump your hot semen deeeeeeeeep, fucking deeeeeeeeeep inside me! I can feel it Jag! Ohhhhh, I can feel it Jagmeister!! I can feel your hot, cum spurting and twitching cock shooting deeeeep inside little pussy, baby! Your fat cock veins are squirming inside my little fuck tunnel!!!Oh My God, Jag honey!! Jagmeister! Don't stop cumming inside me!! Don't stop cumming inside your little fuck doll!! I want your Jag Seed to fill my hot pussy!" (McKenzie at Essence says the same thing, too). I buried my hips against Renee's hot feminine ass flesh as I pumped and pumped and pumped the rest of my "e-JAG-ulate" deep into Renee's intestines. We remained in that K9 position for a few minutes while we kissed DFK. Renee ground her hot little ass in round circular motions around the base of my cock, making sure that every "viscous" ounce of my "egg seeking" man "cooze" was well on its way to her ovulating uterus.

As we basked in the "afterglow" of our PSE fuckfest, Renee lay down on her table with me on top of her K9. She continued to "flex" her ass cheeks and squeeze my now slowly deflating meat stick, as my crying, sobbing cock, cried out in total, post "e-Jag-ulate" surrender. We continued to kiss each other gently and with "loving tenderness" until our passion subsided. We got up and took a shower together (of course she said, "no one has ever showered with me before", (yawn)). We got out, dried off, got dressed and said our loving good byes. We even locked up in another very hot DFK for about 5 minutes at her back door (no, not THAT back door, my perverted gents).

Our fuckfest was so fucking hot, I swear she would have let me stay for another 2 hours. She said she wanted to see me again very soon and to become one of her "regulars". Sure, baby. Rene was awesome!

Thanks again, brothers TPhresh and Ccon66. The Jag's prodigious "vault" of great pussy is at your "bi-lateral" disposal, gentlemen.

Total Jag Coin: 270/90 minutes. I will absolutely repeat and repeat and repeat.

Oh, and there is a very interesting backstory here. PM regarding BBFS.


JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Ok this is officially the best post I have read.

[QUOTE=OrlandoDoc;2121226]Well said Jag. I don't use LMT's much just for that reason.[/QUOTE]I posted about LMT's pulling a "bait and switch" a few days ago. I assumed Missy would have read it and "cleaned up her act", if you will. I can't give too much detail here, for obvious reasons, but I will send you a PM and give you more data regarding "Healing Mutha' Fucking Hands" in Longwood.

I have reviews coming of "more than several" girls that I have already seen there. My review will be generic, of course, (due to their respective, LMT licensure status) but I will be posting a review, nevertheless.

I know you are new to the Board, but, it seems that your experience with Jessica was "spot on" and therefore, I believe you. I may do some "light screening" on you via PM only.

By the way, I personally, will likely repeat with Jessica. But, only "in a pinch", lol. Jessica is a definite YMMV gal. You may have (oh fucking shit! I have to be real careful with my choice of words here, but this is the only word I can think of in my entire "Jaga-thesaurus", LOL) "spooked" Jessica and maybe she thought you were LE. But, who knows. The other girls there are also, YMMV gals.

I will only share Intel via PM. I have already received close to 100 PM's regarding this Spa.

Brothers Barolo and LawDog17, The Jag respectfully requests your collaborative assistance on this matter. If you two have the opportunity, check it out. The Spa has only been "operational" for one month.

Again, Semoran2646, thank you so much for your honest and forthright review. Your review provides great Intel for the Board. Keep those reviews coming, brother.

Nice work!

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2123853]Jag -- I am speechless and envious. I have tried to set up with this girl on two other occasions with no luck. You can tell by her pics that she is a sensuous beauty. Hate when I miss out on a good one. Well done. On a side note, I felt like I was on the Magic Schoolbus and we were shrunk down into your scrotum and eventually e-jag-ualted into your cover. Thanks for the jag-eyed view of things. As always, thoroughly enjoyed the read. -- Dog.[/QUOTE]"Magic Schoolbus" LOL. Fucking hilarious!!

As always, my dear brother and "mentor", LawDog17, The Jag is most appreciative of your continued kind words and support. I am always "moved to tears" whenever I get a "shout out" from a Board member for a review. But, it is most "poignant", whenever I receive a "shout out" from one of the Boards most "highly revered" members. Indeed, I am humbled and "genuflect" in subservience to you, as always.

As everyone knows, I "pump" a lot of "Jag Coin" and "Jag Seed" into this hobby (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know: "And into the ovulating cervixes" of Orlando's finest, and not so "finest" providers.) to provide the best possible Intel to my esteemed brothers.

Again, thank you brother LawDog17. I am glad you enjoyed my review. Renee is a truly beautiful and sexy young woman. Renee will "rock your world", as they say. She is definitely "ATF" worthy!

Oh, and bring a few dog biscuits for her cute little pit-mix puppy. You will get HUGE "brownie points" for that.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2124670]I posted about LMT's pulling a "bait and switch" a few days ago. I assumed Missy would have read it and "cleaned up her act", if you will. I can't give too much detail here, for obvious reasons, but I will send you a PM and give you more data regarding "Healing Mutha' Fucking Hands" in Longwood.

I have reviews coming of "more than several" girls that I have already seen there. My review will be generic, of course, (due to their respective, LMT licensure status) but I will be posting a review, nevertheless.

I know you are new to the Board, but, it seems that your experience with Jessica was "spot on" and therefore, I believe you. I may do some "light screening" on you via PM only.

By the way, I personally, will likely repeat with Jessica. But, only "in a pinch", lol. Jessica is a definite YMMV gal. You may have (oh fucking shit! I have to be real careful with my choice of words here, but this is the only word I can think of in my entire "Jaga-thesaurus", LOL) "spooked" Jessica and maybe she thought you were LE. But, who knows. The other girls there are also, YMMV gals.

I will only share Intel via PM. I have already received close to 100 PM's regarding this Spa.

Brothers Barolo and LawDog17, The Jag respectfully requests your collaborative assistance on this matter. If you two have the opportunity, check it out. The Spa has only been "operational" for one month.

Again, Semoran2646, thank you so much for your honest and forthright review. Your review provides great Intel for the Board. Keep those reviews coming, brother.

Nice work!

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Jag:

Thank you for the encouragement and I look forward to your further reply via PM.

As for me "spooking" the LMT that I ended up with (I see what you did there-LOL) that is always a possibility, which I allow for on any first visit. However, given my considerable experience with LMTs, MPs, etc, I did nothing that I haven't done many many times before which it to say, make an appointment and show up (on time and with good hygiene), get on the table and act gentlemanly. And in this case I'm not even speaking about whether there were any sort of "extras" or such but simply the bait-and-switch. All that would have been needed was an explanation such as "Hey, we got busy and had to move people around to accommodate everyone. We're putting you with Jessica this time, but next time you'll have Missy for sure. " I don't know why I was the one who had to be reassigned, but hey, it happens. And, honestly, even without the bait-and-switch, the massage itself was very poor in quality, which for me is worth noting as well. I am completely fine with YMMV girls and in many cases prefer the longer term efforts that such a person presents and have no problem with multiple visits as I prefer quality over quantity anyway.

Perhaps things will change, perhaps not. We shall see. .

Semoran.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2124670]I posted about LMT's pulling a "bait and switch" a few days ago. I assumed Missy would have read it and "cleaned up her act", if you will. I can't give too much detail here, for obvious reasons, but I will send you a PM and give you more data regarding "Healing Mutha' Fucking Hands" in Longwood.

I have reviews coming of "more than several" girls that I have already seen there. My review will be generic, of course, (due to their respective, LMT licensure status) but I will be posting a review, nevertheless.

I know you are new to the Board, but, it seems that your experience with Jessica was "spot on" and therefore, I believe you. I may do some "light screening" on you via PM only.

By the way, I personally, will likely repeat with Jessica. But, only "in a pinch", lol. Jessica is a definite YMMV gal. You may have (oh fucking shit! I have to be real careful with my choice of words here, but this is the only word I can think of in my entire "Jaga-thesaurus", LOL) "spooked" Jessica and maybe she thought you were LE. But, who knows. The other girls there are also, YMMV gals.

I will only share Intel via PM. I have already received close to 100 PM's regarding this Spa.

Brothers Barolo and LawDog17, The Jag respectfully requests your collaborative assistance on this matter. If you two have the opportunity, check it out. The Spa has only been "operational" for one month.

Again, Semoran2646, thank you so much for your honest and forthright review. Your review provides great Intel for the Board. Keep those reviews coming, brother.

Nice work!

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Brother Jag,

I am not sure I will partake in Missy Spa. Been there done that (several years ago with Missy). I received a PM from one of my LMT reliables. She gave me an earfull, she is on the board but doesn't post. The earfull I got, these are not LMT's. Missy is not an LMT's. This is not a legal spa in the eyes of Florida! Ok, baby I said it don't cut me off!

Barolo.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2124875]Brother Jag,

I am not sure I will partake in Missy Spa. Been there done that (several years ago with Missy). I received a PM from one of my LMT reliables. She gave me an earfull, she is on the board but doesn't post. The earfull I got, these are not LMT's. Missy is not an LMT's. This is not a legal spa in the eyes of Florida! Ok, baby I said it don't cut me off!

Barolo.[/QUOTE]She must be really good Barola Lmfao!

BG111.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2124925]She must be really good Barola Lmfao!

BG111.[/QUOTE]She is definitely worth it! Seriously Missy and her girls are not LMT's and don't need to be protected because of a license!

[QUOTE=Barolo;2124959]She is definitely worth it! Seriously Missy and her girls are not LMT's and don't need to be protected because of a license![/QUOTE]When you got something good keep them happy! I'm trying to find another good one. I had one but she moved away. I am looking for a new one that is not in an AMP! Of course it's YMMV.

BG111.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2124959]She is definitely worth it! Seriously Missy and her girls are not LMT's and don't need to be protected because of a license![/QUOTE]I know for a fact that two of them are lmts and missy has a lmt lic.

No disrespect, I don't know where you are getting your info.

However, you have the freedom say whatever the hell you want! LOL!

That is the point of this forums!

Hello,

I visited this young lady in a dream of mine very recently. Easy set up and I was on my way to her location which is in the Millenia Mall area. Nice apartment complex. Went up to her place and was met at the door by a nude and sexy young lady. We bullshitted for a little bit before I got comfortable. Decided to have a shower rub since I don't mind trying different things. We both got in the shower and washed each other before she got behind me and gave me a pretty good and relaxing massage using body wash as lotion. Her hands are very good as they rubbed my shoulders, back, legs and brushing by my nether regions ever so softly. I turned around and she started massaging the front of me. My hands started to wander and eventually started fingering her pierced pussy from behind. She was getting super wet as she moaned in pleasure. She got up and bent over backing that fat ass up on my rock hard cock. She started twerking up and down on my cock as it rubs between her ass and pussy. I most likely could have just started fucking her but I decided against it. After awhile she got on her knees and started jerking me off as she talked dirty and looked me in the eyes. I couldn't hold on any longer and cummed all over her big natural titties.

All in all a good experience. A little rushed but not bad. I would repeat and she has another girl working with her that comes in tonight.

Total cost was 50 "Meech" coins.

Little "Fucking" Meech.