Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Whitt;1166768]Not to the defend the guy, I cannot really talk to his experience because I wasn't there, but Lilly's is the second worst AMP in Maryland. The only way it has been able to stay in business is because of the truckers who haven't visited before. I have never seen a woman under 50 in there. Only one of them ever had a good attitude, but-damn-it has been like 4 years since I had that one. I once had really fat ***** there who insisted she walk on my back. I think I am still suffering mentally and physically from that night. All I am saying is that I will give a place like that another chance if I don't feel like driving an extra 10 minutes to Columbia or another 5 minutes to Elkridge. I'd rather go to Walmart and by something I plug in for a massage first even. It just isn't worth 50, let alone 80. Heck, for 80, I could go to the GGC, pay the toll fee on the bridge to get there, cover at the club, get a drink, and have a hottie rub her ass on me for almost as long. At least I'd go home smelling like I had a better time.[/QUOTE]I think you are talking about Lotus Shiatsu at 175 and Route 1, and not Lilly's.

This does sound like an experience I had at Lotus with a fat provider, plus Lotus is the one that is close to the trucker stops.

Lily's really is a nice place that is clean with good workers.

[QUOTE=Whitt;1166768]Not to the defend the guy, I cannot really talk to his experience because I wasn't there, but Lilly's is the second worst AMP in Maryland. The only way it has been able to stay in business is because of the truckers who haven't visited before. I have never seen a woman under 50 in there. Only one of them ever had a good attitude, but-damn-it has been like 4 years since I had that one. I once had really fat ***** there who insisted she walk on my back. I think I am still suffering mentally and physically from that night. All I am saying is that I will give a place like that another chance if I don't feel like driving an extra 10 minutes to Columbia or another 5 minutes to Elkridge. I'd rather go to Walmart and by something I plug in for a massage first even. It just isn't worth 50, let alone 80. Heck, for 80, I could go to the GGC, pay the toll fee on the bridge to get there, cover at the club, get a drink, and have a hottie rub her ass on me for almost as long. At least I'd go home smelling like I had a better time.[/QUOTE]

Like Disckster, I was lured in by the adverstisement that promised Miss Southern Singapore. When I got there, I was met by an older woman, clearly not Miss Singapore. But, she promised to send Miss Singapore to my room. To my surprise and disappointment, it was the same woman. A false advertisement to say the least. I paid for an hour, but the massage lasted only one half hour. The HE was not much to write about. My advice is to avoid this place. I should have known better. My ratings:

Massage 5.

Appearence 5.

Personality 5.

Originally Posted by Dickster.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2210710352.html[/url]

I made an appointment to see Miss Southern Signapore 2006 and when I got there guess what, it was her grandmmother. Needless to say I walked on this one. Damn I hate fake ads!

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2; 1167073]Like Disckster, I was lured in by the adverstisement that promised Miss Southern Singapore. When I got there, I was met by an older woman, clearly not Miss Singapore. But, she promised to send Miss Singapore to my room. To my surprise and disappointment, it was the same woman. A false advertisement to say the least. I paid for an hour, but the massage lasted only one half hour. The HE was not much to write about. My advice is to avoid this place. I should have known better. My ratings:

Massage 5.

Appearence 5.

Personality 5.

Originally Posted by Dickster.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2210710352.html[/url]

I made an appointment to see Miss Southern Signapore 2006 and when I got there guess what, it was her grandmmother. Needless to say I walked on this one. Damn I hate fake ads![/QUOTE]Too bad you didn't take my warning and walk out like I did. Did you notice that the pics indicate the there were two Miss Southern Singapore in 2006. Strange!

Visited again this week, and drew Cindy. The massage was nothing special, but the rest of the time was great. The most GFE girl I've ever seen at an AMP. Not sure it was entirely real, but it feels great to have a girl so focused on making sure you're happy, and being so enthusiastic about spending time with you.

[QUOTE=Whitt;1166782]Guys, if you haven't forked out the little extra she charges, you are crazy. It is like the difference between a Fogo de Chao and McDonald's, on a bad night, with only Mexicans working, and they are stoned. The difference between this little number and the women twice her age at an AMP is too significant to pass up. I hit her up again the other night, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to hit an AMP again. The only draw back is the parking and the fact that I need to schedule the appointment, so she might not be available right when I need her. Otherwise, is the best massage therapist in MD that I have found. Just don't go giving her any diseases. I want to see her for years to come.[/QUOTE]I saw her this past week as well. THe new place is ALOT better than the old. Your right, the parking sucks, but its worth the extra few bucks and 2 minute walk for this girl. For $ you get a much more skilled massage than at some shady AMP. Tug was actually not bad once I told her how I like it. But you get a great massage from a petite girl who truly enjoys what she does. $ for an hour of great massage, decent ending, and a nice girl.

I don't have the guts to just park my car and walk around aimlessly peering around buildings. Could someone PM or post more precise directions to the B. S. H. Entryway? I've driven by numerous times and driven around there but haven't noticed it. I'm not even sure which of the redwhite commercial buildings it is in. Not for nothing, I have been using the forums here for years and have never come across the info I'm after.

I was going to hit up some AMPs in DC on the way to Bmore but apparently DC is shutdown.

Incase I can't find anything in DC, can someone pm me on some good AMPs in Bmore and where I might find them? Are the rates the same as DC ones? Can I expect FS instead of standard lame nova finish?

Any help would be appreciated being that DC was my spot and now I got nothing to look forward to with it most likely being dried up.

Hey, new to the scene, hoping to be useful and get some info in return. With all the good reviews went to JHH a couple weeks ago early in the am, woke up Victoria. She was way friendly spent more time snuggling then getting massage then she treated me to an amazing oral event, think I hit the ceiling! Anyway, for a first time at this she was amazingly GFE, I hope to see some of the other girls and see if this is the rule here. I'll let you know more when I get another opportunity. BTW. Do they have table shower at JHH? I didn't ask, didn't want to seem a newbie.

Has anyone been to Nirvana on Bel Air Road and Beltway lately?

How was the service and do they have a rotating staff?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Ted Strykker;1167857]I don't have the guts to just park my car and walk around aimlessly peering around buildings. Could someone PM or post more precise directions to the B. S. H. Entryway? I've driven by numerous times and driven around there but haven't noticed it. I'm not even sure which of the redwhite commercial buildings it is in. Not for nothing, I have been using the forums here for years and have never come across the info I'm after.[/QUOTE]There is only one red & white bulding where it is located and they have a signe near the street with the name or at leas the address on it and another one on the side of the building with the name. You are going to have to get out your car though and walk up to the building in order to see the entrance. Hope this little bit of info helps.

I like to go to the spa after a workout at the gym (Retro in Jessup). Called mama, asked if it was a good time for me to come. She said yes, I said I would like to see the new girl, she says no problem.

I love the ml mamasan, she treats me like a king, she is the only mamasan that I tip; I ask mama to get the sauna ready for me. Anyways, what was old was new again. In comes Tiffany, a knock out.

[highlight][b][u]A little history on Tiffany:[/u][/b]
She comes to ml about once a year, I have seen her twice before. Her home base is Annandale,
but she is closely connected to ml. She is smart and funny and sexy.
I think she was also one of my first providers. [/highlight]

She sees me and remembers me by name, we talk a bit and catch up from our last visit 8-12 months ago.

She takes me to the sauna first, then comes into the sauna with me for more chatty. What I always liked about Tiffany was her honesty. She used to make fun of my belly back when I had extra weight. Today she was complementing my weight loss.

She takes me to table shower. Does a fantastic job. She shampoos my hair and gives me a scalp massage, she then cleans each of my toes individually. She could not have done a better job. She then takes me to the sauna for another two minutes.

Back in the room she performs the massage, which includes the neck crack and back walk; she also does the lotion thing which I love (she asks me to smell it before applying). We discuss her recreation activities and things she likes. I am thinking to myself how much I would love a weekend alone with this angel.

She then kisses me (lips) and tells me to be quiet. Afterwards she leaves and comes back with hot towel laced in alcohol, which was nice.

The problem with this hobby is that it only gets better each time.
After paying the house I paid her $120 which was a serious under payment. She deserved no less than $150. I promised I would pay a fair amount next time.

She offers me bottled water on the way out, which I gladly took. I got the 100% spa treatment including help putting on my clothes.

This was among the best visits I have ever had, besides it taking place in ml's dingy digs it was simply perfect. My tips have paid off. I never get timed by my regulars, I usually have to leave on my own steam. I would not describe my experience as GFE, because Tiffany's mind is too complex, but it was damn close.

Many of you have seen Tiffany in prior years. I cannot guarantee you will get what I got (I have history with her), but it is possible if you are generous and show respect. YMMV.

I now have a problem, too many good providers available, too little money in my bank account.

7437 B&A Blvd. Is the worst AMP I have ever been to. The old lady that I got had horrible breath and tries to man handle you. Demanding when it comes to tips and basically pushed me out the door with a half hour left in the hour. WTF I should have listened to the guy that posted about this place previously, but I hoped it was a fluke. I am always very kind and use manners at these places but that will not help you at this place. Please learn from my mistake, when in doubt trust the other members.

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1166988]This does sound like an experience I had at Lotus with a fat provider, plus Lotus is the one that is close to the trucker stops.

Lily's really is a nice place that is clean with good workers. [/QUOTE]To you and Gingersomething, sorry. You are right. I was thinking Lotus. I cannot place Lilly's for the life of me unless that is what became of 21 Therapy. I don't venture that far south any more.

DRo,

Its $ for full menu. and the tip is your bonus. Thats why she loves you so much.

Your overpaying. Thats why they love you.

$ for a full menu.

You want to give the honey a little extra fine. But its a $ for a full menu. Best massage on earth. Nothing more, nothing less. I guess if you want to be remembered. and get that special attention. I gave Cece an extra 20 for that extra special attention. She was a sweety, so...
No wonder she loves you. LOL. ; }

Smiling Fox, ; }

Drofnalb,

Can you PM me the massage parlor?

[QUOTE=Dickster; 1168210]Has anyone been to Nirvana on Bel Air Road and Beltway lately?

How was the service and do they have a rotating staff?

Thanks[/QUOTE]RTFF Do a search and READ the reports. There have been more lameass, stupid questions, lately, than I have seen in a long time. This forum used to be ripe with with, sarcasm, humor and good intel. Now, it's just getting tedious. The recent appearance of Vivian was a godsend, took me back to better days. Hey, here's a novel idea, if you can't find info by reading, and searching, nobody's been there! TOFTT spend your allowance and get some intel on your own. Leave a report of your adventure, and build this forum back to what it was. Thanks for letting me vent.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks;1168600]RTFF Do a search and READ the reports. There have been more lameass, stupid questions, lately, than I have seen in a long time.GTR[/QUOTE]What bothers me is that there were a lot of questions like this in DC just before they shut everything down. Really.

"7437 B&A Blvd. Is the worst AMP I have ever been to. The old lady that I got had horrible breath and tries to man handle you. Demanding when it comes to tips and basically pushed me out the door with a half hour left in the hour."

Thanks for that, I was wondering. Now I do not have tp gp there.

Sure, you can get seen for $100.

But remember, the max price of $100 from the 90s is our rule not theirs.

The price of everything in life is higher today than in the 90s, including milk, gas, school fees, doctors visits.

I have no problem paying low tuition for bad service.

I can no longer morally pay $100 when I receive excellent service.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1168487]DRo,

Its $ for full menu. And the tip is your bonus. Thats why she loves you so much.

Your overpaying. Thats why they love you.

$ for a full menu.

You want to give the honey a little extra fine. But its a $ for a full menu. Best massage on earth. Nothing more, nothing less. I guess if you want to be remembered. And get that special attention. I gave Cece an extra 20 for that extra special attention. She was a sweety, so.

No wonder she loves you. LOL. ; }

Smiling Fox, ; }[/QUOTE]

Dro.

You were ok until you used that word

MORALLY? ! LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1168653]Sure, you can get seen for $100.

But remember, the max price of $100 from the 90s is our rule not theirs.

The price of everything in life is higher today than in the 90s, including milk, gas, school fees, doctors visits.

I have no problem paying low tuition for bad service.

I can no longer morally pay $100 when I receive excellent service. [/QUOTE]Many, many years ago, I was close with a DC spa girl. She and I would spend considerable time together in her Arlington apartment when she was on vacation.

Anyway, I asked her once what was the largest tip she ever got? She said one night, late, when she worked at Sky a guy from Florida came in, and he had been drinking. After the shower he did lines of cocaine and her, alternatively, using the coke for its' Viagra-like properties. She said he finally came after an hour, and left her $900.

Another time an older man came in, she said he was lonely. He saw her twice in the same day, morning and evening, and left her $250 each time. He never returned, she said.

There are men out there who really spread the wealth, and our lady friends are always grateful for them.

Fox you have been on point since day one, I love your contrib.

Let me be clear on my position for the sake of politics, even though I know you are joking.

I feel it is PERFECTLY moral for me to pay for companionship and service from fully grown women who are given free choice.

My ancestors came to this ridiculous country from Scotland and Germany decades and centuries ago.

Little did they know that they were entering a puritan bastion which viewed male / female intimacy as the worst possible thing known to man.

Looking at how awesome the hobby is in Germany these days I can honestly say I wish they never migrated to this extremely backwards society. Actually, if the German economy keeps doing well and America collapses like I think it will this will likely be my last year here.

I have a German born relative (my mothers grand father). If I can get the papers in order I can apply for EU citizenship. Move to Hamburg, and live the rest of my life in absolute bliss. Life is to short for this BS.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1168732]Dro.

You were ok until you used that word

MORALLY? ! LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }[/QUOTE]

Today I actually went to 2 places. The first was a girl I found on backpage and she is ligit. At least I think so. Only did 1/2 hour with her because it was close to my job near St. Paul street. She goes by appointment and shows up to the location when she has an appointment. It is like in a brown stone and she has one of the rooms that she works out of. A few other low profile businesses in the same brown stone. The massage was just wonderful. She only did the back side of my body. Gave her a good tip and gave her a call on the way home and asked how much was an hour and if she also does the other side like my thighs and pecs. She gave me the price and said that she def. Do both sides for a hour. She just did not want to rush and give me and half job for the 1/2 hour. I must say say that she did get close to the boys from behind and focused on that spot for a while when she could tell I enjoyed it. I get the full thing and report back later.

Feeling relaxed but still had some tension so to speak, I took a ride to Sky. Got a kind of old provider tonight. The massage was not that good. Just some unskilled back rubbing. Flip and about the same until the HE. She was skilled in the release department but that was about it. Even the usual hot towel was done with cold water this time. One the way out believe it or not a provider named Jennifer asked if I could take her to the Giant down the street real fast. I said what the hell. It will give me a chance to get to know them and to make sure they remember me. She was also a little older but actually kind of attractive with a nice personality. She said she just started working there 3 days ago. May see what kind of service I get because she knows me now and I did her a favor.

Yes, the International house of philosophers, committee for the annual breakfast philosophy-off has read your post and have decided to take up this very question at their next annual breakfast philosophy-off. According to the announcement they have tendered the question,

Is the question a question of morality, or can there be a moral action in response to an a moral or immoral behavior. What is the morality of the question. When tipping an Asian massage parlor girl.

Now Cece, I gave her an extra 20. She was a sweet heart. Kissed me, GFE. Wow. Held me tight when she came.

Panted, sweated, blushed. Lay in my arms exhausted. Wow. Even if she acted it was well worth the 20 extra bucks.

LOL.

Is that moral. LOL, don't know, don't care. But she was worth the extra, and I LIKED it.

Way too much fun playing here.

Smiling Fox. ; }

Oh and if you want to move to Germany, please go. Ugh. Now Amsterdam, that's ok.

SF

[QUOTE=Dickster; 1168740]Who pissed in your wheaties old man? If you RTFF you will see that I have contributed valuable information to other willing members. I thought that this web site was to provide and get information which I am doing and will continue to do hopefully without senseless interference from the likes of such as you.

Thank you very much! [/QUOTE]I did RTFF and find that of 16 posted reports. 3 had intell. 3 repeated intell, and the rest were asking for info. This is stellar reporting for your 5 years as a member of this forum. Nobody pissed in my wheaties, just letting the facts speak for themself.

GTR

Any advice for a first timer.

I am trying to to go my first AMP I live in Towson and not sure what one to head to, but I want some fun.

A nice release would be great any pointers so its not odd ect.

Thank you

But, I think Jackson himself has also left the USA.

As far as I know he is now living in Argentina. He sent out an invite to the Argentine mongers last year for a dinner in Buenos Aires. I was tempted to but a plane ticket.

Anyways, it is becoming more obvious. America is in rapid decline, on top of that it has some of the worst sex laws on the planet. One has to ask himself after a while if this place is still worth anything.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1169214]Yes, the International house of philosophers, committee for the annual breakfast philosophy-off has read your post and have decided to take up this very question at their next annual breakfast philosophy-off. According to the announcement they have tendered the question,

Is the question a question of morality, or can there be a moral action in response to an a moral or immoral behavior. What is the morality of the question. When tipping an Asian massage parlor girl.

Now Cece, I gave her an extra 20. She was a sweet heart. Kissed me, GFE. Wow. Held me tight when she came.

Panted, sweated, blushed. Lay in my arms exhausted. Wow. Even if she acted it was well worth the 20 extra bucks.

LOL.

Is that moral. LOL, don't know, don't care. But she was worth the extra, and I LIKED it.

Way too much fun playing here.

Smiling Fox. ; }

Oh and if you want to move to Germany, please go. Ugh. Now Amsterdam, that's ok.

SF[/QUOTE]

Just a little tid bit about the other night at Sky. I ran into a fellow Monger when I was leaving the place to take one of the provider to the store. LMAO The look on his face when he opened the door and saw me coming down the stairs with one of the providers was priceless. It looked like he wanted to turn around and leave at first but I guess the calling was way to strong and he just looked away until we walked past him. It can be a wierd situation.

[QUOTE=Evoman8; 1169297]Any advice for a first timer.

I am trying to to go my first AMP I live in Towson and not sure what one to head to, but I want some fun.

A nice release would be great any pointers so its not odd ect.

Thank you[/QUOTE]If this is your 1st time, jerk off first then think about it. If you still really want to go then do it. I understand that the whole point of this is so someone besides me can touch my junk but sometimes are little head takes over our big head and takes us on an adventure. If you still want to go do it at someplace with a good track record you can find these buy reading the forum and going back several weeks in posts. When you get the spa act calm and have confidence. Take a certain amount of money with you and leave everything else at home. Whatever your willing to loose with no reward is what you should bring. Find out how much an hour session is and bring that and enough for a tip maybe 40. When you get to the spa ask mamasan for an hour massage and she will take you to a room. Sometimes its good to leave some bait money out on a table so she knows your down for some fun. Do not be shy get changed right in front of them and lay face down on the table. Let them do the massage and afterwards they'll ask you to roll over. Most of the time if its your 1st visit they will only do a HE and if your sporting wood its a good signal to the girl your ready for it. After the session is over hand the girl your tip and leave with a smile on your face. Do not high five the guy coming in as you are leaving.

I'll probably catch crap for this, but I've been looking all over for jhh that I keep reading about. Can't find the ad cause I don't know what jhh stands for. Can someone maybe give me an address?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Jay Licsem; 1170392]I'll probably catch crap for this, but I've been looking all over for jhh that I keep reading about. Can't find the ad cause I don't know what jhh stands for. Can someone maybe give me an address?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Go to backpage and follow link to body rubs and sign up, all info is there. Ad says find out about all massage parlors in your area.

GTR

[QUOTE=Jay Licsem; 1170392]I'll probably catch crap for this, but I've been looking all over for jhh that I keep reading about. Can't find the ad cause I don't know what jhh stands for. Can someone maybe give me an address?

Thanks[/QUOTE]In the spirit of the purpose of this board I will tell you that the location is on E Joppa Road. They do have a sign out front. JHH. Jade Heart Health.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1169834]Just a little tid bit about the other night at Sky...[/QUOTE]Would anyone be willing to share a bit of general info about Sky? First off, is it the place on Belair with frequent ads on BP?

Other than that, just wanted to get a general idea of pricing. I am guessing it is something like an AMP with massages for around. 6 and then more for extras? Anyone willing to give some idea of what's on the menu what one would expect to pay?

The other thing I wanted to know was if the pics of the girls they advertise with on BP and their website actually work there. Is it mostly black girls? TIA.

(I know this is only my second post, but my first post was a legit review in the BP section if that helps!)

[QUOTE=Dickster;1170737]In the spirit of the purpose of this board I will tell you that the location is on E Joppa Road. They do have a sign out front. JHH. Jade Heart Health.[/QUOTE]Thanks Dickster and GTR! I promise I'll post a report after I visit!

Jay

[QUOTE=Malvster; 1170978]Would anyone be willing to share a bit of general info about Sky? First off, is it the place on Belair with frequent ads on BP?

Other than that, just wanted to get a general idea of pricing. I am guessing it is something like an AMP with massages for around. 6 and then more for extras? Anyone willing to give some idea of what's on the menu what one would expect to pay?

The other thing I wanted to know was if the pics of the girls they advertise with on BP and their website actually work there. Is it mostly black girls? TIA.

(I know this is only my second post, but my first post was a legit review in the BP section if that helps!) [/QUOTE]Will tell you that it is located on Reisterstown Road. And you are pretty accurate on the price. Menu is based on the provider and how they feel about you. Not sure about the black girls on the add but it is an Asian Spa. Hope this helps.

Went there hoping to see the hot light skinned girl in the ads at the time. I found a very fat, short dark skinned girl. There is no table shower. Massage was lack luster at best. SHe did give a covered BJ for a. 5 tip. Entry fee was. 7, I should have left when I saw the girl but the little one took over. I would never go back. Its also not in the greatest area.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1171313]Will tell you that it is located on Reisterstown Road. And you are pretty accurate on the price. Menu is based on the provider and how they feel about you. Not sure about the black girls on the add but it is an Asian Spa. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rockman 2000;1171455]Went there hoping to see the hot light skinned girl in the ads at the time. I found a very fat, short dark skinned girl. There is no table shower. Massage was lack luster at best. SHe did give a covered BJ for a. 5 tip. Entry fee was. 7, I should have left when I saw the girl but the little one took over. I would never go back. Its also not in the greatest area.[/QUOTE]Your first rookie mistake was paying for a covered BJ. Most of the time, the K-gals will pretend to begin a BBJ. But they have a condom secreted in their mouth which they will deftly slip onto your Johnson while beginning to suck it. To me, once the condom goes on, they have agreed to all covered services and have no right to bargain for further ones (services).

And if you have paid for one covered service, you should receive them all.

LexLuther

You are correct except that my real mistake was not just leaving. I had a few drinks in me and felt that I needed to get the poison out. Dumb.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1171468]Your first rookie mistake was paying for a covered BJ. Most of the time, the K-gals will pretend to begin a BBJ. But they have a condom secreted in their mouth which they will deftly slip onto your Johnson while beginning to suck it. To me, once the condom goes on, they have agreed to all covered services and have no right to bargain for further ones (services).

And if you have paid for one covered service, you should receive them all.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rockman 2000;1171455]Went there hoping to see the hot light skinned girl in the ads at the time. I found a very fat, short dark skinned girl. There is no table shower. Massage was lack luster at best. SHe did give a covered BJ for a. 5 tip. Entry fee was. 7, I should have left when I saw the girl but the little one took over. I would never go back. Its also not in the greatest area.[/QUOTE]We must be talking about 2 different places. I was referring to Blue Sky. I only saw Asians in that one.

I am not sure how many places are on Bel Air Road, but if you would have read back a little way, you could have saved yourself the trouble. I posted on this place a month or two back. It is hardly worth the trouble. At least you busted your nut. How did you like the parking situation?

[QUOTE=Rockman 2000;1171455]Went there hoping to see the hot light skinned girl in the ads at the time. I found a very fat, short dark skinned girl. There is no table shower. Massage was lack luster at best. SHe did give a covered BJ for a. 5 tip. Entry fee was. 7, I should have left when I saw the girl but the little one took over. I would never go back. Its also not in the greatest area.[/QUOTE]