(Late) Caddy Report from June 7, 2014
Sorry, these reviews are a bit late. They date back to the weekend of June 7. I'll try to be more prompt in the future.
I decided that Friday night was Vice Night. Since I'd been wanting to try an AMP (never have before), I decided to go for it, but thought I'd "prime the pump" by spending some time at CL. This report focuses on the dancers I spent time with at CL. Navigate to the Providence "Massage Parlor" forum for my report on that.
Friday night at CL was a bit slow, but not dead. It's been quite a long while since I've been there. I know that others have reported on this, but they still take a swipe of your driver's license when you come through the door. I had heard about this previously but forgot until the doorman asked to see my I'd and then ran it through a reader. Like others on this board, I'm not a huge fan of this. I have to think on whether or not it will affect my going to this club in the future.
=== HARLEY.
I sat down with a beer and was pretty quickly approached by Harley (tall, white, strawberry blonde, slender but with the very beginnings of a belly, not great tattoos including a large one on her back that I couldn't even identify, pretty but not a stunner). She's pleasant to talk to but moves the conversation to purchasing dances pretty quickly. She also very artfully and obliquely communicates that her menu is extensive should you want to go there. She quoted. 25 topless dance / . 35 nude. She offered me a "special" of 6 nude dances in a couch area for $. 20. A really good deal that I'm sure was intended to put me in a place where my small head would convince me to order off of her above-and-beyond menu.
I opted away from her special and took 2 topless dances. She provides a lot of contact during her dance and it's good contact (not that percussive crotch attack you get from some girls.). I'd give her an 8 out of 10 for the topless dance. Also, she was good about letting me know where I was in my number of dances. I've run across that scam a few times in CL.
=== MEGAN.
After Harley left, I sat down again and after a few minutes caught Megan's eye (black, spinner, fantastic body, fantastic tits, total stunner). We chatted very little before I agreed to go upstairs for some topless dances (I got three; same pricing as Harley's). Her dances are great, but not quite as intimate as Harley's. She also communicated that she had an extensive menu. She offered a price of $. 50 for 20 minutes on a couch.
That said, based on previous research on her and other dancers, that $. 50 merely earns the customer the right to sit on the couch and get standard dances. There's additional fees for anything else. From what I gather, FS from a high-end girl like her will cost $$$ for 20 minutes. She's gorgeous, but that just doesn't seem like a lot of time for that amount of money. Regardless, her dances are very good. YMMV beyond that.
After that, I left and went to NMS.
Regards,
Ishmael.
CF, first time back for me in months after my last disastrous vist
After swearing I wouldn't go back to this place, and taking a few months off of the SC scene in general, I found myself bored on my day off last week and let the little head guide me to the great city of Providence yet again.
To my surprise for a week day mid afternoon the place was not dead, upstairs was open and Ileni / Ireni (sp?) old Russian chick was on there, uhh, I thought why did I come back? But downstairs was more promisig, Sofia was on, and remembered me from a previous visit, I didn't remember her but went along with it and tried to get some 2 for1's out of her at the end of her set, but she ended up spending the rest of the afternoon with some dude in the at his table who kepy buying her drinks, well good for him I think and move on.
Up next on stage was Janet, black gal, almost spinner type with some awesome long legs (when in heals) and a nice booty, 2 basketballs as the song says. There was no one else at the stage area when she came over so she sat down on my lap, crawling all over me for almost her entire set, no complaints with that for me and as long as I get the dollar bills coming she was happy, she had nice small pert tits, so I wasted no more time in asking her for some 2 for1's.
We head upstairs which she claims has larger chairs and grabs a token from the dude at the end of the seating area by the back wall and we grab one of the rear booths, she started her dance straight away in the middle of a song, I would have liked her to wait until the next one started and we could have done some more small talk. Nevermind she is straight in taking her top off and dropping her short skirt and sits on me, and she leans back and rubs herself all over my face, this was one sultry song set, one of the best 4 song (3. 5 songs I guess) I have had in a while. Especially from here, so maybe the newer girls here can redeem this place, they just still need to get rid of some of the old, very old, ones.
RE: CF Experience -- Worgent6
Interesting. I was there about a month ago on a Saturday and it felt like I was drinking beer in a homeless shelter with boobs. I was less than enthused about coming back in the near future. It would be nice if this place turned a corner (for the better). It was pretty good club just a few years ago.
Regards,
Ishmael.
[QUOTE=Worgent6;2135476]After swearing I wouldn't go back to this place, and taking a few months off of the SC scene in general, I found myself bored on my day off last week and let the little head guide me to the great city of Providence yet again.
To my surprise for a week day mid afternoon the place was not dead, upstairs was open and Ileni / Ireni (sp?) old Russian chick was on there, uhh, I thought why did I come back? But downstairs was more promisig, Sofia was on, and remembered me from a previous visit, I didn't remember her but went along with it and tried to get some 2 for1's out of her at the end of her set, but she ended up spending the rest of the afternoon with some dude in the at his table who kepy buying her drinks, well good for him I think and move on.
Up next on stage was Janet, black gal, almost spinner type with some awesome long legs (when in heals) and a nice booty, 2 basketballs as the song says. There was no one else at the stage area when she came over so she sat down on my lap, crawling all over me for almost her entire set, no complaints with that for me and as long as I get the dollar bills coming she was happy, she had nice small pert tits, so I wasted no more time in asking her for some 2 for1's.
We head upstairs which she claims has larger chairs and grabs a token from the dude at the end of the seating area by the back wall and we grab one of the rear booths, she started her dance straight away in the middle of a song, I would have liked her to wait until the next one started and we could have done some more small talk. Nevermind she is straight in taking her top off and dropping her short skirt and sits on me, and she leans back and rubs herself all over my face, this was one sultry song set, one of the best 4 song (3. 5 songs I guess) I have had in a while. Especially from here, so maybe the newer girls here can redeem this place, they just still need to get rid of some of the old, very old, ones.[/QUOTE]
I suck tryingt to guess accents / race
[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2138789]Elaini is actually Brazilian and still looks good for her age, Take her to the champagne room, she is a pleaser.
The dude you mention may have been the elusive Heisenberg, he likes to have a girl sit with him the whole time he is there. If it was him I guarantee that dancer not only drank for free but also had a $500 to $700 payday in cash for her company.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the 411 on Elaini's origin, I haven't spoken to her in years, and just remembered she had a strong accent, she's just not my thing, but each to his own for sure. You got me curious on this Heisenberg, ha, he must be raking it in to splash around that cash, I can only afford to be here on the discount days myself.
The Mysterious Heisenberg
[QUOTE=Worgent6;2143254]Thanks for the 411 on Elaini's origin, I haven't spoken to her in years, and just remembered she had a strong accent, she's just not my thing, but each to his own for sure. You got me curious on this Heisenberg, ha, he must be raking it in to splash around that cash, I can only afford to be here on the discount days myself.[/QUOTE]I am not sure where Heisenberg's money comes from but if he senses the girl likes him he will take her off the market while he is in the club.
Cadillac and Desire. Sat. 7-12
I decided to give CL another try this past Saturday. Very lively crowd, lots of girls working. Spent some time in the El Dorado room, which is a nice opportunity to see some full nude dances as most (but not all) of the dancers on the main stage only go topless. Had some private nude dances upstairs with three different dancers, all good, but some better than others. Unfortunately, the curtains in the champagne room still don't close all the way and I'm not investing the $ for that without the privacy like before. All in all, it was better than the last couple of times I went, but still not capable of being truly satisfying the way it once was.
Dropped by Desire afterwards where for one reason or another I've never had a truly good time. It was better this time, I dunno, somehow the dancers seemed more approachable this time than previous visits where I sensed the whole regulars vibe that many have talked about before. I definitely had a better time than previous visits and I will probably give it another shot in the future.
Providence Strip Clubs--why not send them a message?
Gentlemen, everyone has to make their own decisions on this, but here is my 2 cents, for what its worth: As long as they do not provide privacy in the fuck booths, then FUCK THEM! I have indeed voted with my feet, and have not been to ANY Providence clubs since Cheaters closed. Yes, I indeed had withdrawl symptoms, as rarely a week went by that I did not take a hot stripper into a Cheaters booth for a proper shagging! Now, I realize that strip clubs are not just for fuck closets. Some guys (and gals!) do enjoy paying to see girls naked and have a few beers. In fact, so do I! But for some of us, they are pretty much not worth patronizing if we can no longer get a decent lay without invasive intrusion by some mucle-bound steroid-infused fuck head with a superiority complex, who is being paid just to intimidate customers! And cameras? I will NEVER go to a venue where there are cameras in the so called "private" areas! Whats next? Cameras in the men's room at the urinals?! And this horseshit that I am hearing about their scanning licences is even worse! So, why even patronize them? I don't care what kind of intimidation they receive from Big Brother, if they are voluntarily not putting curtains on the booths, and sticking their unwelcome noses into the "private" curtained rooms, or otherwise making life miserable for us straight-up guys who simply want to get laid, then why bother? This is just another form of prohibition, which history teaches us, NEVER works! At Cheaters they NEVER EVER did that shit! Not even aftr repeal of the indoor prostitution law. And that's why they thrived! And their business thrived, along with the girls' business. Escorts are cheaper and it seem to me, with all the hassle in the clubs right now, a FAR, FAR better deal!
If I am off base on this, then PLEASE correct me, dudes! But isn't there ANYBODY out there in cyberspace who is of a similar mind-set? I say, BOYCOTT the bastards until they change their ways! Providence strip clubs used to be fun places where one could get laid without hassle and without drama. By my lights, the only way that we can facilitate the return of those "good old days", is to STAY AWAY! Then, the clubs will either have to revert to keeping their customers happy, or else close down! And when they do, that will free up some VERY FINE pussy who will have no choice but to seek more user-friendly vnues--and that is better for EVERYONE, no?
There are still clubs, however, in southern New England, where this heavy-handed intrusive shit does NOT exist. They are in Connecticut. I can assure you, they are cheaper (by far!) than the Providence clubs, there are NO house fees, and FS (including BBFS) can still be easily had there, with no intrusions, cameras, bouncers, etc, in rooms that are completely private! And NO house fees! I have gotten laid there (including BBFS) for the standard rate of 60. No, that's NOT a typo--hot strippers (well, at least as hot as at Cheaters!) are still available for full service for $60. Those clubs are in Bridgeport. Many of the Cheaters girls discovered them even before Cheaters closed! Bridgeport is about an hour further than Providence for me. But that's where I will be going if I want the thrill of getting laid with a nice GFE stripper for a fair price. And a girl that is not worried about looking over her shoulder for an intimidating bouncer is FAR better lay! Worth the extra hour drive, dudes! And it will send a POWERFUL message to the Rhode Island clubs that they had better think about getting their sorry act together!
As I said, just my 2 cents. I don't have too many (wish I had more!) but if anyone wants intel (including BBFS) on the Bridgeport clubs, just write me! I'm wiling to shate at least one BBFS girl there, too, if it will help divert business away from these now unfriendly and quite bluntly, basically anti-American strip club venues in RI. Vote with your FEET, dudes! Be a PATRIOT!
[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2155980]No, probably worse.[/QUOTE]