Strip Club Reports

Revisited J*ss today at Paradise. I had to wait a while, when I got there she was giving a dance, then she went to the back, came out, and I think when she saw me talking to a very boring chick named Salena (new girl. Thin. 30s, bolt ons) , she went to the back again. This time for a while. Before talking with her, I was approached by trinity (annoying tall thin) who recited a number of very cliche lines. I knew her reputation, and the overt fabrication of her persona was enough for me to hold tight of being polite and wait out what seemed like eternity. Finally, after about 5 min, she left. Erica hit me up too, who is always tempting, but I've had her a number of times, so she's kind of a last resort. She worked me up though, which was nice. At the point when J*ss came, I was totally ready for her. But we chatted for a good 20min before she asked me to dance. She was going to have lunch, and while she offered to resume our convo after, I decided I didn't want to wait it out and deal with the other girls hitting me up. I wasn't really there to sample; I had one objective: relive my experience w / J*ss.

There was no special going on, and when we entered, a song a just started, so I had almost a full song to just kiss her ass and AMP up. By the end of the first song, junior was out and she had already begun her grind. I put a little spit on the curtains for a slick entry, and by the second song, it was smooth sailing. Sucking and lightly biting those huge tits, thrusting deeper inside her, it couldn't have felt any better. I could've easily blown by the end of the first 341, but since I don't tip (which is already cheap of me) , I'm not going to short her by only getting one set. Off to round 2, where the fun continues. I asked for a kiss, but she said "not here" (not really sure what that meant. But lead to optimistically think,"then where?" =P ). It didn't dampen my mood, though. By the end of the 2nd song of the second set, I finished up. The third song was the cleanup song. LOL. All in all, she's a cool chick to not only go to the couches with, but also just to chat with. At least that's my experience. So it's two for two for the record book, not that anyone's keeping track.

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p.s. I feel like a total newb asking this, but what the hell does "PL" stand for? All the patrons call themselves PLs, and while I don't want to refer to myself as one, I'd sure like to know what it means. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Into N Out;1591734]p.s. I feel like a total newb asking this, but what the hell does "PL" stand for? All the patrons call themselves PLs, and while I don't want to refer to myself as one, I'd sure like to know what it means. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I believe PL stands for Pathetic Loser. Its more of a inside joke I think.

PL = pathetic loser was adopted into the early online stripclub lexicon as early as the mid-90's when a dancer posting on the vintage usenet group alt.sex. stripclubs (ASSC) used the term to describe strip club customers. So all the ASSC dudes and the first wave of the Zbone board adopted the term for themselves as humor and to take the power out of the words as they say in analysis of political correctness. However, there are PLs (which is all of us) and true PLs, and the connotation I take for the latter is the strip club patron who falls in love with a stripper, believes she is equally in love, and then gets third degree burns all over his wallet, heart and soul. Thus, I only use the term in that special context. The term was initially applicable to the strip club world, but in recent years the term "PLM" (Pathetic Loser Monger) has been adapted for patrons of any kind of sex worker.

BTW, nice reports about Jess (though I believed for a minute that you were interested in avoiding BB experiences). She's got to be kidding to say that she's off to lunch and will do you later. She really must not need the money. Or realizes you're not good for much of that anyway. That's like hooking a fish and throwing it back with the expectation that you'll catch it again later on. Not a typical stripper attitude. Not to mention that she'd be farting all over your package had you waited.

Paradise sure has some good girls to go with some awful pests. But the statement "I'm waiting for somebody" clears them out instantaneously and very surprising to me, sometimes pissed off, but so be it!

Had an unfortunate and costly bait and switch with Trinity. Being new to the area, the only intel I had was that Paradise was supposed to be "the" place to go for FS VIP, so I went in today around 6:15. The guy at the door still demanded the cover. Not cool considering there were only 3 customers in there, but he did give me a "free" drink. Total BS. Had one really good rub and tug from a big tata latin chick. Should have done VIP, but she said $3 and would only nego to $2. 4. My price from Atlanta was $1. 5-$2 MAX.

Then I got Trinity. She's is my type, totally, from a physical perspective. Went for the 3/40 and she said "I'm, really horny and need a good fuck before I leave." I thought game was on. Said $3 and I said that was WAY over budget for a SC. She said $2. 25. I said I only had $2. 22 and she was cool with it. Got to VIP and she gave me some lame LD, while telling me to hook up OTC with her girlfriend. I'm thinking damm, I've done better at church! She asks if I have a condom, and I said yeah and pulled it out. Then she said, I'm not doing that for $2. 25. I'm thinking WTF. Why did you ask for the damm condom.

I was pissed. I stormed out of VIP, went to the mgr and in a very loud voice said I would never return to this club. He asked what happened and I said again in a loud voice that Trinity totally "ripped me off", and I would not support a "bait and switch" club. I then said to him I was definity going to make this lame assed experience known. So here you have it.

I won't support this club. Lame dancers, and lamer management.

Can anyone recommend someone to take back to the VIPs?

Thinking of going tonight for the 100 special.

Not sure if my posts are going through so sorry if this is a repeat post but I'm thinking of going to dvcoi for the VIP special tonight. Anyone recommend anyone in particular?

[QUOTE=Sasay1960; 1591943]Had an unfortunate and costly bait and switch with Trinity. Being new to the area, the only intel I had was that Paradise was supposed to be "the" place to go for FS VIP, so I went in today around 6:15. The guy at the door still demanded the cover. Not cool considering there were only 3 customers in there, but he did give me a "free" drink. Total BS. Had one really good rub and tug from a big tata latin chick. Should have done VIP, but she said $3 and would only nego to $2. 4. My price from Atlanta was $1. 5-$2 MAX.

Then I got Trinity. She's is my type, totally, from a physical perspective. Went for the 3/40 and she said "I'm, really horny and need a good fuck before I leave." I thought game was on. Said $3 and I said that was WAY over budget for a SC. She said $2. 25. I said I only had $2. 22 and she was cool with it. Got to VIP and she gave me some lame LD, while telling me to hook up OTC with her girlfriend. I'm thinking damm, I've done better at church! She asks if I have a condom, and I said yeah and pulled it out. Then she said, I'm not doing that for $2. 25. I'm thinking WTF. Why did you ask for the damm condom.

I was pissed. I stormed out of VIP, went to the mgr and in a very loud voice said I would never return to this club. He asked what happened and I said again in a loud voice that Trinity totally "ripped me off", and I would not support a "bait and switch" club. I then said to him I was definity going to make this lame assed experience known. So here you have it.

I won't support this club. Lame dancers, and lamer management.[/QUOTE]Sorry you had this experience. Her fakeness was pretty obvious when she talked to me, but I'm young and a lot of these chicks think because of my age, I'm not experience and, thus, can be taken advantage of, which is a false perception. If you're older, which I assume you are based on your sheer number of reports, I'm going to guess her approach was more subtle. I can say, without a doubt, that paradise is not a lame club if you know how to work it. Everyone is most successful at their preferred and most frequented club. For me, this is Paradise and DVCOI without a doubt. All others have proven to show a lower probability of mileage. Nevertheless, as an out-of-towner, taking a hit comes with its territory, at least once in a while. It's all part of the game. I'm sure Atlanta will make up for what Paradise failed to provide. Best of luck.

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[QUOTE=The Camel; 1591835]PL = pathetic loser was adopted into the early online stripclub lexicon as early as the mid-90's when a dancer posting on the vintage usenet group alt. Sex. Stripclubs (ASSC) used the term to describe strip club customers. So all the ASSC dudes and the first wave of the Zbone board adopted the term for themselves as humor and to take the power out of the words as they say in analysis of political correctness. However, there are please (which is all of us) and true please, and the connotation I take for the latter is the strip club patron who falls in love with a stripper, believes she is equally in love, and then gets third degree burns all over his wallet, heart and soul. Thus, I only use the term in that special context. The term was initially applicable to the strip club world, but in recent years the term "PLM" (Pathetic Loser Monger) has been adapted for patrons of any kind of sex worker.

BTW, nice reports about Jess (though I believed for a minute that you were interested in avoiding BB experiences). She's got to be kidding to say that she's off to lunch and will do you later. She really must not need the money. Or realizes you're not good for much of that anyway. That's like hooking a fish and throwing it back with the expectation that you'll catch it again later on. Not a typical stripper attitude. Not to mention that she'd be farting all over your package had you waited.

Paradise sure has some good girls to go with some awful pests. But the statement "I'm waiting for somebody" clears them out instantaneously and very surprising to me, sometimes pissed off, but so be it![/QUOTE]So as not to succumb to the title of the real "PL," I'll try characterize Jess in order comment on your second paragraph. BTW, thanks for the definitions. Very thorough. Anyways, if anyone has seen this particular dancer, you might notice that she very rarely talks to guys. I'm not exactly sure how she makes gobs of money (or even if she does) considering that for much of her shift, she sits alone and plays on her phone. Our conversations, however, have been far from my initial prejudices of what she'd be like. She actually has a lot of personality and is a great conversationalist, who actually listens, which is strange for a stripper. About the whole lunch thing: she doesn't expect to make money off me. She's aware I'm not wealthy. If she wanted money, she'd just ask me for a dance instead of talking with me for 20 minutes beforehand. I honestly (and not naively) think that she's lonely, and finds our conversations a relief from the boredom of her job. She didn't really expect a dance out of me today. Even when she asked, it was totally hesitated. Returning to chat after she ate was really just to chat, so it seemed. I was pretty sure on what to expect out of a dance, though, and avoiding farts had totally crossed my mind. Nevertheless, the pre-lunch 341 was what I chose.

So I ended up going last night. Plenty of guys and girls there but left pretty upset. Got two 3 for 2's. One from mistress (cute Hispanic chick with a very tight body). All she did for the three songs was bounce up and down in the same position. Then I got one from Devon (very petite. Hispanic or white). Just when I figured it couldn't get worse, this chick starts texting someone after I put my money in the machine. I had to actually tell her "hey, the dance started already!" Needless to say, she didn't do shot except sit on my lap for 3 songs. Had her back towards me the whole time and I actually had to push her away a little bit because she was hurting me. Ridiculous. I was so pissed after that I left without getting a VIP from anyone. From now on, paradise it is. Stay away from Devon. Waste of time and money.

[QUOTE=Warrior01;1592443]Then I got one from Devon (very petite. Hispanic or white). Just when I figured it couldn't get worse, this chick starts texting someone after I put my money in the machine. I had to actually tell her "hey, the dance started already!" Needless to say, she didn't do shot except sit on my lap for 3 songs. Had her back towards me the whole time and I actually had to push her away a little bit because she was hurting me. Ridiculous. I was so pissed after that I left without getting a VIP from anyone. From now on, paradise it is. Stay away from Devon. Waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]Take this report very seriously. Devon is the absolute worst lap dancer in the history of lap dancing. Hard to resist if you like latina spinners cause she's a cute one for sure, but dumb as a rock to the point that I'm not even sure she realizes that her booth routine is as gigantic a ripoff as it is. Texting? Wow, that is really something and so audacious. In my case I turned her around and she starts talking to me. Soliciting my advice about a problem she's having. This while we're on the clock.

The best I can say is thank goodness it was DVCOI where a topless ripoff isn't all that painful. Imagine getting this kind of lap service in a club where you'd be out $40?

But she's cute and most patrons probably don't network through these boards and so she'll keep making a living for nothing more than asking patrons for a dance and providing less than nothing when they say yes.

Also be alert to another cute R. O. B. Calling herself Delilah. She was the worst I ever encountered until I got suckered by the spinner allure of Devon. Dances kind of sexy on stage, but then does NOTHING in the booth but bounce robotically on your legs with her back to you and at a distance where she's letting you know that she doesn't want to be touched. At least she doesn't text or discuss her pending lawsuits during the dance.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1593125]Take this report very seriously. Devon is the absolute worst lap dancer in the history of lap dancing. Hard to resist if you like latina spinners cause she's a cute one for sure, but dumb as a rock to the point that I'm not even sure she realizes that her booth routine is as gigantic a ripoff as it is. Texting? Wow, that is really something and so audacious. In my case I turned her around and she starts talking to me. Soliciting my advice about a problem she's having. This while we're on the clock.

The best I can say is thank goodness it was DVCOI where a topless ripoff isn't all that painful. Imagine getting this kind of lap service in a club where you'd be out $40?

But she's cute and most patrons probably don't network through these boards and so she'll keep making a living for nothing more than asking patrons for a dance and providing less than nothing when they say yes.

Also be alert to another cute R. O. B. Calling herself Delilah. She was the worst I ever encountered until I got suckered by the spinner allure of Devon. Dances kind of sexy on stage, but then does NOTHING in the booth but bounce robotically on your legs with her back to you and at a distance where she's letting you know that she doesn't want to be touched. At least she doesn't text or discuss her pending lawsuits during the dance.[/QUOTE]I was at DVCOI on Monday. I've been there a few times and she's asked me for a dance a few times. I've declined because of what I've heard on the boards. Anyways this Monday, she asked again and she told me she would give me a GOOOD dance. After thinking for a while, I decided to give her a chance thinking YMMV. As soon as we got there, and I put my money in, she grinds for a few seconds and starts asking me to go to VIP. I said I'll think about it. For the rest of the LD, she just sits on my lap asking me to VIP her. Waste of $20. Although it was a very bad LD. It's not the worst I've gotten. AVOID KIMORA. I got a dance from her and not once did she sit on my lap, it was all air.

Made one of my triennial trips to Synn this afternoon and found as good looking a crew of dancers on duty as you could ever hope for on a Holiday Monday afternoon. As expected, there weren't a large number of dancers, but I didn't see a single girl I wouldn't be interested in getting dances with, and I consider myself to be fairly picky. Granted I had the challenge of trying to scope the house while virtually never being left in peace by the cruising dancers, so my attention was always distracted. I didn't see a pair of fake tits all afternoon. I know there was at least one fake rack in the house because Kat was working but I was in the lap room while she was on stage. Just a very nice selection of rock solid good lookers and teen dreams. No old sad worn out charity cases and no gorditas. Just good looking in shape young women.

I passed on DVCOI on this trip to COI, but my time in Synn gave me a strong sense of deja vu. It seemed that my primary obsessions were a repeat of another weekday afternoon visit from maybe a half year back. Some research on the site has confirmed that.

There was Jackie apparently sniffing me out and waiting for me as I entered the club as she has a talent for doing. J was one of the cutest chicas working at Synn when I first visited a few years ago. She's still pretty damn adorable, but she's not in the top tier of what I'm seeing lately. She's been going back and forth between Synn and Paradise, and currently working both clubs each week. She had me very excited when we first met, then bored the last few encounters when she seemed totally mercenary and robotic, but today their was a GFE intensity that blew my mind if not my wad.

I watched a teen dream calling herself Tequila dance timidly onstage. Tall and close to gorgeous latina brunette, she took nothing off during her performance. Sometimes girls will do that just because nobody's paying attention to them or at the rail tipping. She came over and I had a deja vu feeling that I'd been with her for a low mileage dance but still couldn't resist. I was in a good enough mood that I was willing to toss money around just to get up close with these beauties naked on my lap. Sure enough her dance was on the low mileage scale for COI, but she did get naked, but she also played defense. Basic touching permitted but she escaped anything extended or intense.

A couple of other hotties I don't know hung out working the 1st time strip club encounter script to exhaustion. But I see an amazing spinner fantasy named Frenchy dancing joyously on stage with a smile that could power a small city. I know the name but thinking deja vu agaon. I surely wouldn't let material like this escape my pervy mitts if I saw her before. She must have been disappointing the other time I saw her if I didn't develop some continuing history with her. She comes by and we hit it off very nicely. Dances are heavenly GFE experience. Like making soft core porn with a Disney Channel starlet. Searched the site for my earlier comments on Frenchy and apparently had the exact same experience with her that time. So deja vu for real. This time however we did have a better opportunity to connect which would serve me well if I go back anytime soon, which is not very likely.

None of these girls made any extras available in the regular 3 for 1 laps and only with Jackie did I have a chance to KMSO, but I was going to save that for a post-club MP visit if I could hold out. However, each one made a point to suggest that they'd be good for anything in the "Fantasy Room" which is being billed at $150 for 15 minutes. They also told me that the previously less than private Fantasy Room now has curtains to offer fundamental privacy. So this would make it a decent value next to the late Hawaii Theatre's 8 minutes in a filthy booth for $120 plus tip, and a much better value than $300 for the Paradise VIP. I could think about something like this with a guarantee from the likes of Frenchy, but I'm not a VIP customer so I didn't explore the dancers' menus further.

I have almost never experienced balls out extras in the regular Synn nude dances as I have in other clubs (I don't consider DATY or FIV to be an extra in COI) , but these girls are nice looking, spend time with you cultivating some simpatico, and get nice and naked and frequently GFE in the lap dances. Definitely a very hot time with very hot girls, that is as long as you have a plan to resolve your teen dream lust when you walk out the door. I took care of that today at King House, a very reliable HE place a mile away where a state of the art table shower and consistently CMT quality massage sends you home feeling the essence of "wellness". I was going to hit a highly recommended but little known FS place, but decided I needed a good massage and that turned out to be a good decision.

Any comments / insights / intel via post or PM about Frenchy and Tequila highly encouraged and appreciated.

So after a bad experience with a girl I went to see off of Backpage, I ended up at dvcoi. The RC had just been posted and it looked good enough. I knew who I wanted to get and luckily when Igot there she was walking around on the floor. Maritsa is Such a cute little thing. She is so tiny and I love the little outfit she always wears. It's that little white bikini with the laced up leggings. I just love this chick. Usually I take her to VIP For a great time, but she told me upfront that she wasn't feeling it tonight. So we ended up going to topless instead. Usually I been able to get a little something extra in the topless booth but like I said tonight she wasn't feeling it but she still managed to give me great dances. Luckily the DJ was running a two-for-one and I took advantage and put $40 in the machine.

She is such a naughty little girl. Even when she is having a bad night she still managed to make me feel great. I didn't even make it to the end of that $40. Her grind did the job and I was out the door. I was in and out of that club so fast that I didn't even get a chance to look out for that new waitress turned dancer named Mistress. Out of curiosity, anybody know if the dancer from ontario named Dolly will be working at city of industry?

The short version:

There's a new recruit at Paradise, going by the name of "Harmony." She's about 5'1" without heels, be cups, irish & german, blonde, thin. 22y / o. Had the pleasure of talking with her and getting to know her for a while before hitting the couches. As soon as we get to the back, she immediately starts giving me a BBBJ, which was definitely not the best I've had, but pretty fucking cool considering I never even mentioned anything about getting freaky back there. Lots of making out. She gave a nice meat curtain massage to junior, switching back and forth between the BBBJ and that, and by the end of the second 341, there he blew. She handed me a napkin, a hug, and kiss. She works weekend day shifts in case any are interested.

Out.

I've passed by that place many times on the way to work do you give her some kind of hint or are you a regular?