Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Before departing Tampa last week, my buddy related to me about a fantasy assignation that may have occurred recently. As shared in his previous posts, he has a penchant for mature woman, and was hunting for that elusive one. His so called 'diamond in the rough'.

One that he had his eyes on recently; Victoria 'Torre' Lynn; advertised frequently on CL and BP. In addition, she was commented on favorably by two senior members on our forum. Intrigued by her classy ads, he attempted to conduct additional research, but could not find anything. Regardless, my buddy decided to 'get off the bench and make a play'.

Seems like he stroked a 'grand slam' with her! He could not stop raving about her sensuality, her attitude, and her attentiveness! Maybe that comes with her age, maybe her experience, or maybe pure enjoyment? ! ? I asked him, what would make her so much more enjoyable than the other dreams that you had? My buddy just smiled, and repeated his favorite mantra "GFE. GFE. GFE". "What exactly does that mean? " I asked him.

Effin 'bastard' just smiled and said "When you experience her, it may be that and more. Or it may be less. Every dream is different, but these series of dreams were like dreams experienced in my youthful times. Dreams that lasted forever, with sensations that caused you to float headlong towards that ultimate euphoric release. Then recover to do it all again. " Wow, sounds like he may have found his 'fountain of youth'!

Have a great holiday!

[QUOTE=Xtraveler G]One that he had his eyes on recently; Victoria 'Torre' Lynn; advertised

My buddy just smiled, and repeated his favorite mantra "GFE. GFE. GFE". "What exactly does that mean? " I asked him.[/QUOTE]By looking at her pictures, I would think that GFE means, in her case

"Geriatric F**king Experience"

[QUOTE=Boon666]I tend to agree with you. However if someone advertised an hour for $130 and then told me I had to tell them ahead of time if I actually wanted to use the whole hour instead of just twenty minutes, well I think I'd tell her that I only brought $45 and that she should have called me ahead of time if she wanted the entire $130.

I might poop on something too.[/QUOTE]LOL about the "poop on something" comment. Though I think I might clench up - I'm not good at pooping on things when an angry escort is throwing hotel ashtrays at me.

[QUOTE=R Consultant]Let us know who she is. If you go and see her next time donate to her in 15 minute intervals. That will fix that crap real quick.

I would put down $32.50 for 15 minutes. If Im done then thats all she gets. If I go 30 minutes shes gets $65.00 I bet that will make her learn how to tell some time real quick. Of course when she gives you some shizz tell her how does it feel with the shoe on the other foot. Plus you got the money anyway since you didnt give it all to her to begin with.

If she goes the whole hour she get $130.00 I know they hate it when you dont pay upfront. But I always say the same thing. When you work a 40 hour FT job do you get paid on Monday or Friday? Do you get paid before you work 40 hours or after? Ok then when we are done you get paid. Its very very simple to figure it out.

Worse case scenario is she sends you on your way. Which is fine with me theres always another escort who will do as you ask. Keep that in mind next time you are seeing a girl for the first time.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]Nyah - 19 yo, posts on CL.

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/ers/938428563.html[/url]

[QUOTE=G Money Cool]Nyah - 19 yo, posts on CL.

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/ers/938428563.html[/url][/QUOTE]

So Nyah is a clock-watching scammer? Man, that sucks, because I've had my eye on her (and her tight little friend Cassidy).

[QUOTE=Tampa Monger]So Nyah is a clock-watching scammer? Man, that sucks, because I've had my eye on her (and her tight little friend Cassidy).[/QUOTE]

Actually, it sucks for Nyah. Because she tried to cheat someone here and she got busted for it. Stupid move on her part. Trying to eke out a little more money. And now it's going to cost her big time in the long run.

She might as well start packing to move to another state. No one here will even think of partaking.

But for the rest of us mongers, this is yet another example of the value of this site. Thanks Jackson!

A humble request for info if someone happens to have any. I understand no one on the list is at anyone's beck and call.

Samanth has been posting on CL for at least a year that I know of. She posts an age between 35-40 usually, with incall/$1.5 and outcall/$$ until recently. Now her outcall is $$.5.

Her photos usually aren't very close up and she posts very little info about services which are a couple of red flags for me.

Next red flag is a recent post with the same #/writing style but listing age as 27 and as a brunette instead of a redhead. Normally no big deal to have two girls sharing a number, but no name was given in the post.

In general, I don't get the common increase from $$ to $$.2 or $$.5 in the past few months. It's the exact opposite of what the economy would dictate so for now, I've just been sticking with SW or providers I've met before at more reasonable rates. But Samantha has run a special in the past which might make her worth the trip if the price is right and if a single hobbyist had anything positive to say about her.

Her posts:

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/941582366.html[/url]
[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/941069117.html[/url]
[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/941022544.html[/url]
[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/930298214.html[/url]
[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/921019713.html[/url]

Last pic is of the brunette.

[url]http://jenniferdeepthroat.rare-playmate.com/rates.php[/url]

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/941171352.html[/url]

Heres a provider that offers bareback FS

[QUOTE=Gatordun][url]http://jenniferdeepthroat.rare-playmate.com/rates.php[/url]

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/ers/941171352.html[/url]

Heres a provider that offers bareback FS[/QUOTE]I wouldn't get near that.

Pure insanity.

[QUOTE=Tampa Monger]So Nyah is a clock-watching scammer? Man, that sucks, because I've had my eye on her (and her tight little friend Cassidy).[/QUOTE]Cassidy has one TER review, and it's pretty positive. However, I tend to think girls of a feather flock together. Cassidy, Nyah, and Skyler all seem to be a clique, and could very well have similar philosophies. Skyler received a somewhat average review somewhere in this thread. So you may be TOFTT to see Cassidy. I know what you mean though. She does have a tight little bod on her.

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/ers/941821256.html[/url]

Kristy. A. K. A. Tampa Tori. Posting all the fake pics and then warning guys to watch out for the fakes. Given that she survives on mis-information, I feel the need to post something periodically just in case new readers have never heard her story.

She'll have you come to her incall on MLK and North Blvd. She looks little like her pics. I guess her hair is blond and she has implants, but she also looks like she hasn't slept in weeks. Gets you to lay down your donation, which her site says is $200 for the hour, GFE, DATY, etc. Once she's got you in the other room, she tells you that is just for the time, it's more for this, even more for that, yada yada yada. And most of what's on her service list isn't available period.

Definitely one to avoid.

[QUOTE=G Money Cool]I wouldn't get near that.

Pure insanity.[/QUOTE]

If I remember correctly, was this one not the provider that Josh was carrying his posting war on with on his site? Posts were exchanged about her and her husband and criminal records I think. I recognize the picture of her in the pool from being on the josh pimp site at one time.

[QUOTE=Originalwook]If I remember correctly, was this one not the provider that Josh was carrying his posting war on with on his site? Posts were exchanged about her and her husband and criminal records I think. I recognize the picture of her in the pool from being on the josh pimp site at one time.[/QUOTE]She and her husband allegedly run an agency called Premier 1 Entertainment. I have no confirmation of that other than the mini-pimp's blog. And another questionable source (Tammy, the easily provoked BBW) claims to have spoken with the husband, who told her that Josh got his start in the biz by driving for their girls. Until he got the idea to go out on his own and start the blog as a cover for his own girls.

The truth is probably loosely along those lines. Even more reason to steer clear of Jennifer Deepthroat. If she's barebacked Josh, she might have caught something from him. Get with her, and you might end up smelling like bologna and looking like an oompa loompa.

Check with R about the Red Head. You don't want to go there! Bad News!

The 2nd CL link that you posted is a different person but same number.

I think the Red Head went by Kim before. St. Pete SW.

A real nasty NUT!

[QUOTE=G Money Cool]You are bang on, Thudpucker. I saw her too. Agree the service is fine. In fact, she seems like she is a little freaky so if you want something that other providers might balk at, she may be open to it. But if you want to bang a centerfold, look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]I responded to Inga's posting in CL's Casual Encounters and she sent me this pic. Is this the same girl you saw?