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Went to B&S. Asked for Wendy, not there. Saw a woman named Nancy. TS.- only a 5 out of 10. Very poor. Wendy was a 10 plus. Just goes to show, not everyone is the same. Massage.- 6; Flip.- 6; Appearance.- 9. Over all, won't return unless they have another provider. Not worth repreating.
Yes, we are all newbies at some point in our infamous careers.
Seems so obvious, doesnt it. Just look over the boards. Gad, did I get reemed out. Went running with my tail between my legs, Oh! Says the fox, you want me to review the fucking forum.
Of course. How stupid are you.
On a trip to California I reviewed San Bernadino. Ah, then posted a Question. "Seems like alot of AMP goings on. But I noticed very little SW action. " Got about 4 replies. Directed me to the local hot spots. LOL.
Went off to S. Carolina, reviewed the boards.
And actually the infamous Lex responded to a post.
We all want to help out our fellow mongers, degenerates, and debouchers, but you gotta give a break. Most of the info is here. Yes you may need a map to find it, but if you try, we love to help out.
And frankly, to this day I have trouble figuring out all the initails to all the AMPs and which ones they are. So that list is going up on the wall (no not really) so I can refer to it anytime someone has a good or bad experience.
You know, as much as I love the sacred house, I haven't a clue what the actual name of the dam place is. But then I'm a little old and a forgetful smiling fox.
Be safe out there.
Smiling Fox
Well Spoken! Most of us long time members (seniors?) still remember our first posts...some of us been trashed...but we all have learned to do our own research. There is a gold mine of info if the "newbee's" are willing to spend some time learning what is what. A lot of the tools that is on this website (Abreviations and such) wasn't there when we started. Those have been created to make life easier today.
If a new member asks a lot of questions proving that he is too lazy to do some basic research, I just don't respond instead of blasting him. Mean and nasty just begets more mean and nasty.
[QUOTE=Southside103]We all started out with 0 post and wanted get in the game.. I was doing my own thing before I leaned about this site. The only reason I needed this outlet was because I got transferred somewhere new. so a new found friend put me on to this site, but everyone treated me like shit. I almost give up, but someone give me a little tip, and now I can start posting reports now. So dont this reguard the newbies just keep tips to a minimal, (throw them into the pond and let them let them lean how to swim on their own). But the code thing. no matter what codes you use. sonner or latter, some LE or snicth will lean them. this is the nature of the undergound[/QUOTE]
Anyone know the whereabouts of Coco from Kyoto in Columbia?
Mamasan said she is on Korean vacation.
Stopped by GH on a Saturday a couple weeks back and saw Yoyo. She appears to be in her early 40's, and her looks rate probably a 6...nothing special. Her body, though, looks much younger, with C breasts that appear natural, a nice round butt (atypical for a Korean lady), smooth clear skin, and just a hint of a belly. Overall, very pleasing.
We did the usual GH seated shower, which is probably my least favorite variety of AMP cleansing ritual. A TS is best, and the standing shower can be fun with the right provider, but seated just seems needlessly cumbersome. At any rate, attention was paid to all the right parts, though it was nothing to write home about. Afterwards, a couple minutes in the sauna, then off to the room.
Once I was comfortably face-down on the table, Yoyo went to work on my back and shoulders, using some type of massage cream. I was a little worried, as it had a bit of scent to it and remained slick afterwards, but it was all taken care of later. The massage was actually very good, as Yoyo has strong hands and focuses on the right spots. I have yet to have an AMP massage that even remotely compares to one at an actual day spa, but that's not really why I'm at an AMP anyway. Still, this was probably the best AMP massage I've had. My hands were allowed to roam at will, and though she was still clothed at this point her shirt was loose and she was braless, so cuppage and squeezing were undertaken liberally while she stood at the head of the table and worked on my shoulders. Massage of all parts was completed, then on to the flip.
She asked me what I wanted, and I of course said "everything." She said "OK" and excused herself for a moment, returning bottomless and carrying her pants and a towel. As she deposited these items on the nightstand I reached out and cupped a round butt cheek with my hand. She giggled, removed her shirt, and turned to the table. My eyes confirmed what my hands had noted earlier...that she has great breasts. They're youthful and shapely, with small dark nipples. She moved them to my mouth, and I paid attention to each in turn while she stroked junior, who was ready for action. She applied the cover, gave me a brief CBJ, then bade me stand up so she could slide onto the table on her back, and signaled me to climb aboard.
I hopped onto the table between her legs, and took more time to sample her lovely mounds again, which she seemed to enjoy. We went for a while in mish, and I popped in the cover, but I kept going as it seemed like she was on the verge of getting there as well. Either she made it, or she faked it well, and she thanked me and said I was a "good man", perhaps for letting her get hers before hopping off. We switched positions, and she cleaned me up, then she asked if I wanted another shower to get the massage cream off. I accepted, and we each wrapped a towel around us and headed to the shower where she proceeded to scrub me all over again. I helped scrub her as well, then I headed back to the room and got dressed while she finished and washed out the shower. She came back a few minutes later and got dressed, I left $.8 on the nightstand, and we said our farewells. Overall, it was a very satisfying time, and I will be back.
Sorry about the pun, I just couldn't help myself. Saw a new 140 AMP in the CP and decided to check it out, figuring, at the very least I'll TOFF. Difficult to find the location, since it looks like you have to go up a driveway, but it's there on the second floor; new construction, very clean. No TS, but very pregnant mamasan tells me she has 4 girls and she will bring me the best. She brought in Meshew, a mid 20's with B or C naturals, shoulder length hair, and a cute smile. When mama left, she came to give me a hug, and responded favorably to play, so I undressed her before the massage. Very cute, and very responsive to digital and oral stimulation, but no FK nor BJ. She promised more if I bring my own wrapper next time. I was very happy with the session, normal rates and $ tip, and I will be back.
Face 9, Body 9, Attitude 9, technique 7
Monger safe
Baldconan1
I've been lurking for a while, so yeah I RTFF. Here is my cherry post so take it easy. I took a visit to ML, my first AMP visit in MD. I asked for one of the ladies that I've read about on here but the girl was on vacation. I then asked for someone as nice, and was escourted inside. They thought I was a regular, so that was cool.
I met a hot little number. Quite hot, nice rack and well cared for. I was fairly clueless so I'm sure I overpaid. She asked for the house and walked off, I was given a good table shower and proceeded to the room. CBJ that was well done... So since I'm a dumbass who can't find the post with smart shopping feel free to rip into me for screwing the market. it was 2 all together, tip and house.
Guidence please,
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Vagitarian Decided to try something new and visited JNW.
Was met at the door by an attractive Chinese girl named "Joel." Thin with long, straight, shoulder-length black hair, pretty face, flat stomach, good ass, probably about 24.
Went to the room, paid tuition, she said she'd be my attendant, told me to get undressed and left the room. At this point, things are looking good.
She comes back, starts the massage and does a good job. Doesn't allow touching and never disrobed. Doesn't talk much and isn't too friendly but not unfriendly. Got to the flip, more massage. No talk of extras (recurrence of intermittent "language problem" that first manifested itself when discussing her disrobing). Then she stops, says "times up" and leaves the room. WTF?! Not even an R&T.
I got dressed. She greeted me at the door again and thanked me on my way out. No tip of course. Overall, a disappointing visit.
Is this the way she always is? Was she having a bad day? Was there a lack of chemistry between us? I don't know but since there's no reason to ask for her again it doesn't matter.
On the plus side -- she's a nice looking girl who gives a good massage (it was good, and a good massage is one of the benefits of spa visits). The place has low ceilings but is clean and comfortable. I liked the environment.
Negatives -- poor attitude, walking through a gate into a back yard shared by the family that lives upstairs, lack of any mutual interaction or finish options.
The place has some good reviews and I'd be willing to give it another shot with a different provider. The experience is a good reminder that YMMV (sometimes for the better, sometimes not).
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Vagitarian,
JnW is a legit establishment. This place is on the up an up. They had some troubles in the past under different owners, but now all is well. You will recieve a wonderful therapeutic massage there at all times. The masseuses are well trained and know how to work those stress balls out of your upper back. This is the kind of place where one should take his wife and kids. Congratulations to the county law, and council members for cleaning up this establishment. They should be proud to have helped turn around a small business like this one. One should not complain about not recieving the atttention he/she would have liked from such an establishment. After all, most spas(90%) offer therapeutic massages. If you are in the market for a therapeutic massage, you should visit such an establishment.
P.S
Why have you only posted 11 reports in three years? I've posted twenty eight in under two months. By posting reports without certain details or correct details you leave yourself wide open. While I am not concerned with your vulnerability as it pertains to the other members of this forum, I am concerned with the fact you named an establishment and asked for details pertaining to that establishment. Why would you want to gain pertinent (albeit false and second hand) information about an establishment that operates in accordance with the law? By the way, there are no tenants above that establishment, and there is no back yard. Wouldn't you serve your community and department better by spending time in vice, on the streets, earning your credentials the old fashion way? Just an observation. Have a nice life. My guess is they sniffed you out just as I have, correctly. If you disagree with this post, just block me. You'd be doing me a favor.
Thank you sir,
Slim
[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Quote:
Vagitarian Decided to try something new and visited JNW.
Was met at the door by an attractive Chinese girl named "Joel." Thin with long, straight, shoulder-length black hair, pretty face, flat stomach, good ass, probably about 24.
Went to the room, paid tuition, she said she'd be my attendant, told me to get undressed and left the room. At this point, things are looking good.
She comes back, starts the massage and does a good job. Doesn't allow touching and never disrobed. Doesn't talk much and isn't too friendly but not unfriendly. Got to the flip, more massage. No talk of extras (recurrence of intermittent "language problem" that first manifested itself when discussing her disrobing). Then she stops, says "times up" and leaves the room. WTF?! Not even an R&T.
I got dressed. She greeted me at the door again and thanked me on my way out. No tip of course. Overall, a disappointing visit.
Is this the way she always is? Was she having a bad day? Was there a lack of chemistry between us? I don't know but since there's no reason to ask for her again it doesn't matter.
On the plus side -- she's a nice looking girl who gives a good massage (it was good, and a good massage is one of the benefits of spa visits). The place has low ceilings but is clean and comfortable. I liked the environment.
Negatives -- poor attitude, walking through a gate into a back yard shared by the family that lives upstairs, lack of any mutual interaction or finish options.
The place has some good reviews and I'd be willing to give it another shot with a different provider. The experience is a good reminder that YMMV (sometimes for the better, sometimes not).
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Vagitarian,
JnW is a legit establishment. This place is on the up an up. They had some troubles in the past under different owners, but now all is well. You will recieve a wonderful therapeutic massage there at all times. The masseuses are well trained and know how to work those stress balls out of your upper back. This is the kind of place where one should take his wife and kids. Congratulations to the county law, and council members for cleaning up this establishment. They should be proud to have helped turn around a small business like this one. One should not complain about not recieving the atttention he/she would have liked from such an establishment. After all, most spas(90%) offer therapeutic massages. If you are in the market for a therapeutic massage, you should visit such an establishment.
P.S
Why have you only posted 11 reports in three years? I've posted twenty eight in under two months. By posting reports without certain details or correct details you leave yourself wide open. While I am not concerned with your vulnerability as it pertains to the other members of this forum, I am concerned with the fact you named an establishment and asked for details pertaining to that establishment. Why would you want to gain pertinent (albeit false and second hand) information about an establishment that operates in accordance with the law? By the way, there are no tenants above that establishment, and there is no back yard. Wouldn't you serve your community and department better by spending time in vice, on the streets, earning your credentials the old fashion way? Just an observation. Have a nice life. My guess is they sniffed you out just as I have, correctly. If you disagree with this post, just block me. You'd be doing me a favor.
Thank you sir,
Slim[/QUOTE]There is a back yard and a gate you go theough to reach the basement where they are located. There are extras available.
I recently lifted my dating embargo on Orientals (I've decided to overlook the constant squinting). So as my date with Jessica Alba grew closer, I readied myself by getting five orders of kung pao chicken and keeping the leftovers uncovered in various rooms of the house all week.
When the night of our rendezvous came, I was fully prepared. Not only had I thoroughly memorized my multiplication tables (I hear they're quite the mathletes), but I went the extra mile and mixed a hint of sweet and sour sauce in with my aftershave (I didn't want her to feel self-conscious). I even had the accent down: "Herro, rovery to meet you!"
The evening was going perfectly until we got to the bedroom. When I emerged in nothing but a seaweed prophylactic (with orange tobiko and wasabi for lube, of course), she inexplicably bolted out, without so much as a "see you rater." I had no idea Asians were such prudes.
Thank you for wasting my time. That is 10 seconds of my life I will never get back
[QUOTE=Winefan]I recently lifted my dating embargo on Orientals (I've decided to overlook the constant squinting). So as my date with Jessica Alba grew closer, I readied myself by getting five orders of kung pao chicken and keeping the leftovers uncovered in various rooms of the house all week.
When the night of our rendezvous came, I was fully prepared. Not only had I thoroughly memorized my multiplication tables (I hear they're quite the mathletes), but I went the extra mile and mixed a hint of sweet and sour sauce in with my aftershave (I didn't want her to feel self-conscious). I even had the accent down: "Herro, rovery to meet you!"
The evening was going perfectly until we got to the bedroom. When I emerged in nothing but a seaweed prophylactic (with orange tobiko and wasabi for lube, of course), she inexplicably bolted out, without so much as a "see you rater." I had no idea Asians were such prudes.[/QUOTE]
I don't want to get into a public argument with you. I don't have any beef with you. I don't know you. I'm not even that mad at you for fragging me -- just a little puzzled.
I don't post much because I don't get out much anymore. I have a GF and not much money. I'm mostly a lurker but occasionally try to dabble for old times sake. You're more active here than I am, that's true. Lots of people are. Some are less active than me. To each his own.
I picked JNW at random out of the City Paper. Why? That's the advice that often comes up when someone says to RTFF.
I didn't know what to expect. OK, so it's a legitimate massage joint. That makes sense in retrospect.
I'm not sure why you accuse me of lying about going in through the back gate. If you look at the add (attached) it says under the address "In Basement." The back yard has a wooden fence around it. You can see that fence from York Road. Want a better look -- get gas in the Texaco station across the street.
After going through the gate I saw that someone has taped a sign that says something like "Massage in Basement" inside the glass of the enclosed porch on the main level of the house -- probably because people looking for JNW were knocking on their door. I don't know that for sure but it would explain the need for the sign.
Even though things went the way they did I still wanted to share my experience with the board. I thought I just got an uptight attendant. With your comments the board now knows that she's probably the rule more than the exception. Now it's posted, and anyone RTFF from here on out will know.
I don't like posting about striking out, but it's not impossible someone else reading the ad could have had the same misunderstanding about the place that I apparently did. Did I save some other guy the cost of a visit to find out what I did? I hope so.
I thought that was the idea here -- to share the good with the bad. And because I don't get out often I like to contribute after occasions where I do.
A mistake like that makes me a little wiser, a little poorer and a little more humble, but it doesn't make me a cop. It does add to my cumulative experiences. Now I can scratch another one off the list of area places I'd like to visit as I get the chance.
It will probably be a while before I get a chance to get out again. But when I do, I'll share it with the board. You're a senior member and have made meaningful contributions to this forum. I think most people appreciate your contributions. I enjoy your posts, especially the enthusiasm in your writing. But just because I can't keep up with the pace of your contributions I respectfully request you don't demean what contributions -- limited as they may be -- that I'm able to make.
Thanks.
Vagitaran
Now that you have mastered the fundamentals of AMP ettiquite, here is all you have to do to start the never ending cravings for YELLOW FEVER. While you are sitting at your computer with your pants around your feet, after reading reports, type in citypaper.com. Once there look in the lefthand column. Scroll down through Market-Classifieds-For adults-Massage and Relaxation. Click on this item and you will be taken to a page with 37 ads this week(36 if you take out the male masseuse) pick one out call the # and the rest is up to you. Please make note of the AMP 101, and AMP 102 reports and the next time someone asks a newbie question refer them to these posts.
GTR
I just came back from an attempted visit to 21 and the old "open" neon sign out front was dark. Upon a closer look there is a red sticker about 2 feet by 3 feet in size across the front door window that states STOP WORK ORDER by howard county.
What a shame after 25 years of mongering, on Monday I had my best AMP visit, any where. Ever at 21. I was coming back for seconds, I'll miss you lee.
Well where I come from, a stop work order is most often issued in conjunction with building or improvements.
But if it is meant as a way to shut them down, you all have yourselves to blame. There are so many people posting here with very low post counts, some of them just have to be LE. I know some will say that LE doesn't need to hear anything here because they know what goes on already. But if that's true, why are some local LE questioning AMP customers as they exit the spas? They are obviously on some sort of bullshit crusade to "clean up" the AMPs.
We need a better way of discussing things here.
LexLuther