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Good morning, fellow mongers! This is my first post, so here goes nothing.

I have been feeling the itch to fuck a nice young * and trolled USA Sex Guide for info. Alas, you guys have great info, but nothing really helped my search this weekend. I perused Backpages and Craigslist searching for a good deal. Mind you, I wanted a good bang for my buck. I was willing to go to an escort's place, but thought better and tried to find some outcall chicks.

I didn't want to spend more than one Benjamin Franklin. So I came across an ad on Backpage with the following title:

$50 SkiLLed. &. TaLeNTed LiPs. JuiCY B00TY. AnD. WiNDing HiPs = { AmAZing ReSuLTs} 646. 597. 1156. 20.

I am an extremely down to earth, smart, sexy, sophisticated.

And a adventurous girl who just loves to have fun!

I am 100% Real. 100% accurate photos. Allow me to pamper you with my limitless skills and talents.

High Class Companionship at it's finest.

Stop Wasting Time And Call.

646. 597. 1156 China.

646. 597. 1156 China

Poster's age: 20.

Location: Brooklyn, Outcalls All Over NYC No Incalls.

• Post ID: 31327505 Brooklyn.

Enticing, no? She had just posted a few minutes prior, so I figured I would get her fresh. I might have made a rookie mistake with that idea. Maybe she had been up all night, so I was not going to get her best.

Anywho, I called her and asked to text her my address (which I did). Oh, her post said $50, but she tried to pull the okie doke on me and quoted $80! She told me she would be over in about 20 minutes. 18 minutes later, she called telling me she was downstairs (I live in a tall apartment building). I told her what floor and what apartment to go to, but she told me she couldn't get into the building. Just then, I heard some guy tell her where to enter. She came up as I stayed on the phone with her. I asked if she was okay. She said yes. She CLEARLY had a bit of an attitude. She came to my door and I looked out to see her. She was wearing a tube top and some black booty shorts. She was very sexy.

I let her in and she walked in with a look of exhaustion on her face. She reminded me of the girls that work at the various fast food restaurants with the apathetic customer service they give. She sat down on my bed (I live in a studio apartment) and I asked her if she would like something to drink. She said no. She took out a hair wrap and proceeded to wrap her hair (I guess I was the last client of the night). I was washing my hands in the bathroom when she came, so I told her to give me a minute. I finished up and got the money. I told her "I guess I should get down to business" and she said "Whaa?" I told her forget about it. I gave her $50 and she told me to get up.

I didn't even know what was going to happen, but I figured it would at least a CBJ and then f / s. I took off my boxers and help up my shirt. She started to pull on my dick (as I was NOT fully aroused, especially with someone who didn't even pretend to be interested) and put a condom on me, even though I was sorta flaccid. She started to suck me and THEN I got rock hard. I wanted to push her head on it, but didn't dare mess up her precious hair wrap! LOL I asked her is she was going to get undressed and she told me she would get to that. She asked me if I was ready and I said yes. I took off my shirt and she took off her shorts and panties at the same time. She laid back with her little pink flower sandals on and I asked if she was going to take of her top. She said "Why!" (CAUSE I AM PAYING TO FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY HO!) She told me she doesn't take off her top for a quickie. She laid back and put her hands on her forehead, as if she had a bad headache. If I had any pride, I should have thrown her right the fuck out, butt naked and all. But I always use unenthusiastic working girls apathy as motivation, so I just fuck them harder and deeper to punish them (my dick is pretty thick, so I can see it hurts them). Normally, I gently ease my way in with a girl. But since she was soo unmotivated, I plowed my way in. I saw her grimace and started to pound away as she had her eyes and mouth closed. He pussy wasn't super tight, but tight enough and her skin was nice. I tried to mess with her and kiss her titties, but she grumbled so I stopped. I then asked her to turn over. I started to fuck her doggy style and again went BALLS DEEP. I could have gone longer, but decided to end her misery and pumped fast to cum. Once I came, I got up and went to deposit my condom in the bathroom. She got up and got dressed. She still looked miserable and I was about to tell her to get the fuck out, but thought better of it (I don't need drama in my building). I opened the door and let her out.

So, in summary I do NOT recommend China (or Jewel in her other backpage ad) to anyone. She has a great body, but a lousy attitude. I mean, if you are not into selling your pussy, go work at McDonalds then. Thank goodness I busted a nut and only spent $50 on this. I guess you get what you pay for. Here are her ads, buyer beware.

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-skilled-and-talented-lips-juicy-b00ty-and-winding-hips-amazing-results-6465971156-20/31327505[/url]

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/x-w-pn-plaur-b-i-cn-mk-it-pp-50-21/31304970[/url]

Whats up fellas wondering if any one has seen Layla or mia they post on BP in the same ad offering a good two girl special the ad say that there located near the Jackie Robinson so if any one has had any experiences with them can you please post a review on them.

[QUOTE=Earlycuyler77; 1489761]Good morning, fellow mongers! This is my first post, so here goes nothing.

I have been feeling the itch to fuck a nice young * and trolled USA Sex Guide for info. Alas, you guys have great info, but nothing really helped my search this weekend. I perused Backpages and Craigslist searching for a good deal. Mind you, I wanted a good bang for my buck. I was willing to go to an escort's place, but thought better and tried to find some outcall chicks.

I didn't want to spend more than one Benjamin Franklin. So I came across an ad on Backpage with the following title:

$50 SkiLLed. &. TaLeNTed LiPs. JuiCY B00TY. AnD. WiNDing HiPs = { AmAZing ReSuLTs} 646. 597. 1156. 20.

I am an extremely down to earth, smart, sexy, sophisticated.

And a adventurous girl who just loves to have fun!

I am 100% Real. 100% accurate photos. Allow me to pamper you with my limitless skills and talents.

High Class Companionship at it's finest.

Stop Wasting Time And Call.

646. 597. 1156 China.

646. 597. 1156 China

Poster's age: 20.

Location: Brooklyn, Outcalls All Over NYC No Incalls.

• Post ID: 31327505 Brooklyn.

Enticing, no? She had just posted a few minutes prior, so I figured I would get her fresh. I might have made a rookie mistake with that idea. Maybe she had been up all night, so I was not going to get her best.

Anywho, I called her and asked to text her my address (which I did). Oh, her post said $50, but she tried to pull the okie doke on me and quoted $80! She told me she would be over in about 20 minutes. 18 minutes later, she called telling me she was downstairs (I live in a tall apartment building). I told her what floor and what apartment to go to, but she told me she couldn't get into the building. Just then, I heard some guy tell her where to enter. She came up as I stayed on the phone with her. I asked if she was okay. She said yes. She CLEARLY had a bit of an attitude. She came to my door and I looked out to see her. She was wearing a tube top and some black booty shorts. She was very sexy.

I let her in and she walked in with a look of exhaustion on her face. She reminded me of the girls that work at the various fast food restaurants with the apathetic customer service they give. She sat down on my bed (I live in a studio apartment) and I asked her if she would like something to drink. She said no. She took out a hair wrap and proceeded to wrap her hair (I guess I was the last client of the night). I was washing my hands in the bathroom when she came, so I told her to give me a minute. I finished up and got the money. I told her "I guess I should get down to business" and she said "Whaa?" I told her forget about it. I gave her $50 and she told me to get up.

I didn't even know what was going to happen, but I figured it would at least a CBJ and then f / s. I took off my boxers and help up my shirt. She started to pull on my dick (as I was NOT fully aroused, especially with someone who didn't even pretend to be interested) and put a condom on me, even though I was sorta flaccid. She started to suck me and THEN I got rock hard. I wanted to push her head on it, but didn't dare mess up her precious hair wrap! LOL I asked her is she was going to get undressed and she told me she would get to that. She asked me if I was ready and I said yes. I took off my shirt and she took off her shorts and panties at the same time. She laid back with her little pink flower sandals on and I asked if she was going to take of her top. She said "Why!" (CAUSE I AM PAYING TO FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY HO!) She told me she doesn't take off her top for a quickie. She laid back and put her hands on her forehead, as if she had a bad headache. If I had any pride, I should have thrown her right the fuck out, butt naked and all. But I always use unenthusiastic working girls apathy as motivation, so I just fuck them harder and deeper to punish them (my dick is pretty thick, so I can see it hurts them). Normally, I gently ease my way in with a girl. But since she was soo unmotivated, I plowed my way in. I saw her grimace and started to pound away as she had her eyes and mouth closed. He pussy wasn't super tight, but tight enough and her skin was nice. I tried to mess with her and kiss her titties, but she grumbled so I stopped. I then asked her to turn over. I started to fuck her doggy style and again went BALLS DEEP. I could have gone longer, but decided to end her misery and pumped fast to cum. Once I came, I got up and went to deposit my condom in the bathroom. She got up and got dressed. She still looked miserable and I was about to tell her to get the fuck out, but thought better of it (I don't need drama in my building). I opened the door and let her out.

So, in summary I do NOT recommend China (or Jewel in her other backpage ad) to anyone. She has a great body, but a lousy attitude. I mean, if you are not into selling your pussy, go work at McDonalds then. Thank goodness I busted a nut and only spent $50 on this. I guess you get what you pay for. Here are her ads, buyer beware.

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-skilled-and-talented-lips-juicy-b00ty-and-winding-hips-amazing-results-6465971156-20/31327505[/url]

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/x-w-pn-plaur-b-i-cn-mk-it-pp-50-21/31304970[/url][/QUOTE]Nice review man.

Here we go again with black Hoes being stereotypes. You think some of them would understand by now that all it does it keep the stereotype going when they continue (not all of them though to be fair) the bad attitude. I seriously am amazed by hoes like Chyna who cannot even TRY to at least fake it and pretend to enjoy it.

Earlycuyler trust me she is the type of hoe that will call you up randomly in the future when she isn't getting alot of business and say something like "I'm working now daddy want to make an appointment" and butter you up and act like she never had an attitude with you in the past.

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/juiceee-jamaican-24/31420280[/url]

This is what I was talking about before. Just look at that sexy ass hoe in that pic. I need to move to the BK sometime Has anyone seen her or can take one for the team and see her?

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/646-481-3194-pretty-face-karamel-honey-50-specials-my-pics-100-me-22/22155786[/url]

Looks great but the price has me worried.

What's up fellas look to get some insite on Mia and Layla they post on BP and they are located near the Jackie Robinson so if any one has had any experiences with them please let me know.

[QUOTE=Comp Dog;1490314]What's up fellas look to get some insite on Mia and Layla they post on BP and they are located near the Jackie Robinson so if any one has had any experiences with them please let me know.[/QUOTE]I am assuming you are talking about this crew:

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tempting-temptress-doll-house-tripple-threat-60-specials-9178176025-layla-mia-and-kelly-21/29924556[/url]

[QUOTE]Hey guys come And allow us to satisfy any sweet tooth you may have. Warm. Clean. Descrete and SAFE ASK about our 2 girl special.

* Real Sexy Photos! REVIEWED MODEL*

CALL FOR RATES & Appointments.

Layla, Mia & Kelly 178176025 NO PRIVATE CALLS / All TEXTMESSAGES ARE iGNORED!

DISCLAIMER: Any money that is exchanged is for companionship, dancing and modeling services is not a form of solicitation, but an consensual agreement between two consenting adults.

Poster's age: 21.

• Location: Brooklyn, East New York / Jackie Robinson[/QUOTE][ATTACH=CONFIG]185756[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]185757[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]185758[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]185759[/ATTACH]

I saw the young black girl that works there named Nyla, who was very sexy.

First, know that Layla is the madam. She works too, but she's running the show. When I went, (it was in a private walkup, bit of a raggedy old building and apt) , Layla brouhgt out about 5 young black girls for me to choose from. I chose Nyla and she collected the money. She then put me and Nyla in a room across the hall and reminded me that I chose the quicky.

CBJ, and quick sex. Although it was only a quicky, I was surpised how patient and compliant Nyla was. She let me get in quick multiple positions and never complained. She made sure I nutted. Layla gave us the knock on the door as I was getting dressed. So def clock watching.

So bottom line, no GFE, clockwatching, but young sexy girls. I would only recommend if you are just dying for a cheap quick nut in a hot young girl. Other than that, keep hunting.

[QUOTE=AnimePsyco; 1490179][url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/646-481-3194-pretty-face-karamel-honey-50-specials-my-pics-100-me-22/22155786[/url]

Looks great but the price has me worried.[/QUOTE]I saw her in bk like 6 months ago got a bbj for 60/70$. Was worth it, yes it was

So this Aubrionia chick does she do anal sex? Her pics look good and reviews seem good to.

Kelly from tempting temptress looks like she has transsexual features. Do not want to burst anybody's bubble. Thats just my observation.

I got a email from a girl looking to do a gang bang. She is looking for 4 guys and will wear a mask. She is willing to travel. No price was discussed by her so this could be a bonus. I have her email address. PM me for details.

I seen her ad a few times on BP. I called her up but was confused about the pricing.

She has a 60 quick but she charges 150 for the half?

[url]http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cuban-kim-kardashian51-inch-azz-clapping-skills-shower-dance-and-more-60-specials-21/31291057[/url]

[QUOTE=Zulu78;1490914]I saw her in bk like 6 months ago got a bbj for 60/70$. Was worth it, yes it was[/QUOTE]Juicy details if you don't mind me asking?

[QUOTE=Wiseman2;1491103]I got a email from a girl looking to do a gang bang. She is looking for 4 guys and will wear a mask. She is willing to travel. No price was discussed by her so this could be a bonus. I have her email address. PM me for details.[/QUOTE]She looks like she's somebody over 25 grandmother LOL

[QUOTE=Freakboy66; 1474322]These chicks act like they don't know when Aunt Flo is coming to visit.

THAT SOME BULL SHIT! Just cause they're bleeding (apparently) doesn't mean they'll stop working.

I had a chick pull that shit on me. Gave her the finger test and it came back RED!

Then she starts with the 'oh I didn't know it was coming, it was supposed to come in a few days, bla bla bla'

THEN she asks me if I want to stop. REALLY, REALLY? With the disgusted look on my face you have to ask. SMH.

I got back most of the donation and bounced.

Shit like that gets chicks the DNH notation in my contact list "Dirty Nasty Hoe"

Have fun & Be safe[/QUOTE]Sorry for the late post but I dealt with this same issue days ago with another provider and I saw this older post of yours.

To continue what you were saying. Exactly alot of guys don't realize this.

These hoes are nasty as hell yet we have some guys actually constantly doing DATY on them and getting excited over it and ask on other websites like bgfe (and also here) constantly "does she do DATY" like some weird freaks. Like I just said as sexy as these girls are, people seem to forget that they are some nasty ass hoes whether they are UPSCALE call girls in Manhattan or these budget ones in BX or BK. LIke you just said just because they bleed doesn't mean they stop working. They ALL work even when on Aunt Flo.

The thing that gets me though is they will let some clueless guys go down on them while they are bleeding from their pussy without a care in the world.

But these budget BK and BX hoes that constantly claim that they are "Classy" and looking for "gentleman" sure seem to be acting like amateurs. How typical that it is usually them who are the ones getting caught in situations like that with people like Freakboy66. If you want to be taken seriously as "professionals" (although your still a hoe in denial) then stop doing nasty ass ghetto things like this and end up as "Dirty Nasty Hoe" in a contact list