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[QUOTE=Sasay1960]I did a double with Faith/Violetta a while back. Very disappointed as these two would not touch each other and all Faith did was upsell, upsell, upsell ... $50 just to watch them kiss. Both of them, despite being advertized as non-smokers, smelled and tasted like ashtrays. I will say, that Faith is one sexy girl, and knows how to F**k. My main ***** with JFL is that when I ask for lez action, I'd better be set up with ... as someone said "girlfriends." Also, don't tell me a girl does not smoke when she does...smoker's mouth is a total turn off for me.[/QUOTE]

Damn. Sorry, mang. That certainly doesn't sound like the Faith I saw. But Violetta is a no go for me. I saw her once and never again. Her nats are already sagging (forgiveable), she had the tuna trap going (borderline forgiveable) and she just talked about her problems and cried after the first cup for the remainder of the session (totally unforgiveable). I didn't give her a review because she begged me not to (I guess I'm breaking that now, lolz) but yeah definitely not one of Jasmine's bests.

I'll definitely keep your double experience in mind. But if I were to ever do a double, I'd be more focused on mashing up 2 chicks at once instead of seeing them kiss each other. You were still cheated, though. No doubt.

[QUOTE=Desertchief]So I'm thinking about trying out JFL ... might as well go with 2 girls, huh? I mean sh*t or get off the pot.

Does anyone know which girls are best for a girl girl dude encounter? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Jordan at JFL is a hottie. I saw Kai when she worked at JFL, also a hottie. Kai was bragging to me how she was the first girl to go down on Jordan and how Jordan was really into it. Kai told me to book a double with her and Jordan, I never did. This was approx. a year ago so things might have changed. Anyway, Kai no longer at JFL but you might try calling her and seeing if she can reach out to Jordan and set something up. It's worth a shot. Here's Kai current ad:

[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kai-and-friends-in-atlanta/5174260[/url]

[QUOTE=Falcone]Damn. Sorry, mang. That certainly doesn't sound like the Faith I saw. But Violetta is a no go for me. I saw her once and never again. Her nats are already sagging (forgiveable), she had the tuna trap going (borderline forgiveable) and she just talked about her problems and cried after the first cup for the remainder of the session (totally unforgiveable). I didn't give her a review because she begged me not to (I guess I'm breaking that now, lolz) but yeah definitely not one of Jasmine's bests.

I'll definitely keep your double experience in mind. But if I were to ever do a double, I'd be more focused on mashing up 2 chicks at once instead of seeing them kiss each other. You were still cheated, though. No doubt.[/QUOTE]
The only luck I had w/a madam being straight on was @ Brazillian Rendevouz ... are they still around? Anyway, got 2 hotties in there that went to town ... one was called Spicy, she had an interest but apparently never did a 3-way before...that was obvious at first, but once "we" got the juices going, damm, the beast got unleashed! Also, Monica (if you can ever actually talk to her) at ER has steered me before, but I've never done a duo with her agency. That said, the two she suggested, got a huge amount of great reviews ... I'm eyeing a couple over ther right now...probably next week ... I'll report back if I go ... unfortunately, she has good talent right now, but I'm a bit pissed at the agency.

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JFL is probably one of the best agencies in the country. All the girls do bbbj (or if they dont, Jazmine fixes them quickly), their locations are always clean, nice and safe and as a whole the girls look great! Ive seen Jordan twice. You cant go wrong with her. She has a great attitude and will always take care of you.

[QUOTE=Bobster Man]Of all the high-end escort places in Atlanta, can anyone recommend which ones have the least hassle/false advertising/negotiation/upsell/bait-switch type of bullsh*t involved?

I'm talking in the $275-500 range. I don't feel like doing mounds of research before I take the plunge, I just want to know if there's a solid, no BS agency around here for this price point.

Those ladies on the JFL site look great, but I don't want to show up and find out that the price quoted by phone only covers her taking off clothes and doing some lame dancing around in front of you, with another $$$$ then payable for any real action...[/QUOTE]

The rich, discreet guys use Sidney & Co., (Sydney?) I believe. I used them years ago to see Natalia. Very good experience.

[QUOTE=Drlickaclit]JFL is probably one of the best agencies in the country. All the girls do BBBJ (or if they don't, Jazmine fixes them quickly), their locations are always clean, nice and safe and as a whole the girls look great! I've seen Jordan twice. You can't go wrong with her. She has a great attitude and will always take care of you.[/QUOTE]I've had very good experiences with JFL and Hush. My last experience with Hush wasn't as good and I haven't been back in a while, I would still recommed going on past experiences.

There used to be Caiden at Hush, that's a girl I'll miss, my first meeting with her, she fucked my brains out, we used everything we could find in the room, right up to the dresser. That has to be my all time best experience, next two are with JFL girls.

[QUOTE=Hardware Guy]I've had very good experiences with JFL and Hush. My last experience with Hush wasn't as good and I haven't been back in a while, I would still recommed going on past experiences.

There used to be Caiden at Hush, that's a girl I'll miss, my first meeting with her, she fucked my brains out, we used everything we could find in the room, right up to the dresser. That has to be my all time best experience, next two are with JFL girls.[/QUOTE]


Actually, I just want to try the high-end $$ thing because I am tired of all of these providers with LITTLE SORES ALL OVER THEIR TUSH.

WTF is up with that? It's a freaking epidemic.

I just want to have one session with a chick whose rear is as clean and blemish-free as the day she was born.

Even a lot of the hotel girls charging between $100 - $200 seem to be having that problem... even the ones that look squeaky clean and appear to be low-mileage take off their pants and boom!! - little nasty sores everywhere.

WTF?

[QUOTE=Busy Lurker]The rich, discreet guys use Sidney & Co., (Sydney?) I believe. I used them years ago to see Natalia. Very good experience.[/QUOTE]Is Sidney & Co. even still around?

I applied a few years back, but ever heard back from them.

TOFTT today and called this girl. funny thing I never did get a name from her. found her on bp took her up on the hour rate. so a $.75 later we were at it. started off with a cbj which was alright. moved right into the mish and man was she flexible. legs up in the air and she sounded like she got into it. it was really wet and gushy, good time.

7 - face
7 - body
9 - attitude

It was well worth it for me, really enjoyed myself. number is 4044054744. can't attach pic, but you can find it on bp under NEW***Curvy ebony college girl(outcalls only)-21

[QUOTE=RoadWhore]I'm not sure if she is up for MFF, but Emily totally rocked my world. She is a hottie![/QUOTE]So everyone knows YMMV stands for "Your Mileage May Vary", right? Well, I'm starting a new one: YANANC, which stands for Your Ass Needs A New Car! In other words, it's not that my mileage varies, your ass just needs a new car. I saw her recently and I can say calling her a hottie is being mighty generous. Skinnier than even in the pictures (NOT in a good way), an overdose of perfume (that she reapplied everytime she went to the bathroom; every bathroom trip was at least 5 minutes), bronzer-caked face, an ass nowhere to be found and waves of belly stretch marks airbrushed out. BBBJ, while given, mostly consisted of licking the head of my wang and the occasional merely wrapping her lips around it.

The service didn't bother me as much as the deceit in appearance. Honestly if I knew I'd be getting subpar-Backpage quality while paying escort prices, I would have stayed home. Highly NOT recommended. I bet if I log on The othER site, I bet you she is probably rated an 8 in looks. There's no accounting for taste, man!

Well let me open with I have to defend my "taste" and the honor of a sweetheart. I saw her again today, and I showed her your comments. She had a very good idea the second she read it who you were. Apparently all the girls say you are a jerk, and often try to get more time for free and lie about what time your session starts. And apparently you have a bad sweaty smell, and she had to respray to keep from hurling. I took your advice and looked at her reviews on "theOther site, and guess what?! They all had the opposite assessment from you. 1. Model Material 2. Forgot it was a service 3. Sweetest girlever4. Very receptive to my wants and desires 5. Really Hot. 6. Went the extra Mile. Apparently something happened that embarassed you, and you became a frustrated jerkand now you are taking it out on her. Oh and YMMV accordingly should be "You Make Me Vomit". Chill Bro, You should be so lucky. [QUOTE=Falcone]So everyone knows YMMV stands for "Your Mileage May Vary", right? Well, I'm starting a new one: YANANC, which stands for Your Ass Needs A New Car! In other words, it's not that my mileage varies, your ass just needs a new car. I saw her recently and I can say calling her a hottie is being mighty generous. Skinnier than even in the pictures (NOT in a good way), an overdose of perfume (that she reapplied everytime she went to the bathroom; every bathroom trip was at least 5 minutes), bronzer-caked face, an ass nowhere to be found and waves of belly stretch marks airbrushed out. BBBJ, while given, mostly consisted of licking the head of my wang and the occasional merely wrapping her lips around it.

The service didn't bother me as much as the deceit in appearance. Honestly if I knew I'd be getting subpar-Backpage quality while paying escort prices, I would have stayed home. Highly NOT recommended. I bet if I log on The othER site, I bet you she is probably rated an 8 in looks. There's no accounting for taste, man![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoadWhore]Well let me open with I have to defend my "taste" and the honor of a sweetheart. I saw her again today, and I showed her your comments. She had a very good idea the second she read it who you were. Apparently all the girls say you are a jerk, and often try to get more time for free and lie about what time your session starts. And apparently you have a bad sweaty smell, and she had to respray to keep from hurling. I took your advice and looked at her reviews on "theOther site, and guess what?! They all had the opposite assessment from you. 1. Model Material 2. Forgot it was a service 3. Sweetest girlever4. Very receptive to my wants and desires 5. Really Hot. 6. Went the extra Mile. Apparently something happened that embarassed you, and you became a frustrated jerkand now you are taking it out on her. Oh and YMMV accordingly should be "You Make Me Vomit". Chill Bro, You should be so lucky.[/QUOTE]Haha, this is hilarious. I'm ROFLing on the floor right now. Is the best you can do is resort to grade-school insults, insults whose ineffectiveness is only topped by its abject mendacities? I don't need to get into a silly contest with some pissant on the Internet. Either you're lying about talking to Emily or both of you are duking it out for the last functional brain cell between both of you because you've got the wrong guy. Not only do I not smell, my track record with JFL is anything but cheap. If I said anymore, I might as we'll give you my address. But feel free to give it another shot, halfhead.

I've had worse sessions that the one I had with Emily. I've had sessions with no LFK and BBBJ, two things that Emily gave me. Maybe Emily will be great, but if your definition of "hot" is Mr. Ed teeth (I left that one out because I didn't want to appear vindictive, even though it is no less true), a shit ton of bronzer, wrinkled belly from pregnancy and a body by Auschwitz then knock yourself out, guy. I'm not even advocating that women with wrinkled baby bellies aren't fuckable. I'm just saying this chick is not fuckable for me and I don't pay to fuck below-average chicks. The rest of us will not settle for sub-average chicks. I've seen a number of JFL girls and the only time I've said anything about their appearances is when their pictures aren't truly representative of what they look like.

Even Jasmine said you can see some of the belly marks in a bigger picture and she's right; I'll remember not to browse JFL chicks on my phone anymore.

Finally, if you really think That othER site has completely accurate reviews including the women's appearance then you're a bigger dunce than I begged you for. One paragraph reviews that mostly echo each other, just rolling off BBBJ, CIM and other mongering acronyms. The mere fact that people can gain VIP access to the site by writing some short review should tell you there is a paradoxical incentive for people to write reviews about women they've never seen. And anecdotally, of course, there have been plenty women I've seen rated 8 (2 points away from supermodel beauty) that I wouldn't fuck (again) with your dick. You "know " one of those ladies; her name is Emily. The "honor of a sweetheart" statement is very telling. Your white-knight antics will not get you any free pussy. I didn't malign her in anyway. I only said the digital, altered version of Emily is a FAR cry from the corporeal Emily.

Just wanted to say these last few posts have been superb.

Can we get an answer on the "marks on the toosh" please from a resident expert.

Its true - about the oThER site. Case in point is 141943. She is hardly a rare find and at best she is average. But the reviews there clamour her as such she is a great find - except one guy who said he wont repeat.

Gosh.. it looks like its easier to find a good car mechanic than a good provider nowadays... lol