Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jim Vertrag]Does anyone know if Mae was at the AMP next to Lil 500 race track about 2 years ago. I was a regular with her, but went in one day - they told me she was gone - and after the 2nd post Mae visit was a disaster - never went back.
...[/QUOTE]Well I visted Mae - and she is not the girl I knwe from the lil 500, Mai was her name,

Anyway - I agree with what many have written here Mae was awesome! Great message - all kinds of little extras that really relax you! Worth every penny - and worth a .20 tip even with no HE IMHO!

Recently moved to area & have read most of thread. Somewhat disappointed with lack of info, keeping in mind the LE awareness. I'm close to the Assa Day Spa & haven't read of recent choices & menu. Mostly interested in good massage, table shower & HE, but like both otc & utc.. Wet or dry sauna? Locker room or just room? Not usually interested in Billy Joel or Frank. Now I've seen the hard remarks to new contributors to thread, but would certainly appreciate some info, as this is a guide for this purpose. Am disappointed with all the locker room gossip.I did respect the remarks of Gentleman 100. You can PM me if you think better or ask me questions to feel comfortable.

I made my first trip to Assa recently, based strictly on the recommendations from here.

I got there around lunch time on a weekday. I like the inconspicuous parking lot. When I arrived, there was an unmarked county car in the lot with someone sitting in it. I didn't let it worry me too much because, hey, I'm only here for a massage, right? When I got to the door, an older lady (mamasaan?) was either locking or unlocking the front door. She opened it for me and I went in. I asked if I could get a massage. She asked if I had an appointment. I said, no. No problem. She called to one of the girls in the back who then led me to my room. She asked me how long and I told her 30 minutes. She asked for .5 which I handed to her. She asked me if I wanted a TS, which I declined.

The girl's name was Sharon. She looked a little older, maybe late 30's, but not bad. She asked if I had been there before and I said yes (I lied.) I don't know what it is about lying to them, but I guess I'm always afraid that they won't offer any extras to first-timers. I don't know if Sharon believed me or not, but she continued to ask me questions about my last time there. I did my best to fake my way through it.

She left me to get undressed, but came back after only about 30 seconds. When it became obvious that she was there for the duration, I just continued to get undressed in front of her, right down to the bare essentials. She didn't seem to mind. From there, I got up on the table and she began a nice massage on my back. She didn't use any oil, just her warm hands, which I really like. Good massage, no teasing or anything.

Something a little weird here. From the room I was in, I could tell I was right next to the shower (just on the other side of the wall.) I could clearly hear the conversation between the guy who was in there and whoever was washing him. (Just keep that in mind in case you're ever in that shower. The acoustics are very good for the room next door.)

After about 20 minutes, I flipped. Another weird thing at this point: I looked up and noticed that the door to our room wasn't closed. It wasn't open enough for anyone to really see in if they were just walking by, but it was cracked about an inch. I'm not exactly sure why it was that way. Again, I didn't really let it bother me though, as Sharon was pretty much standing in the way of anyone who could have seen in, with her back hiding what her hands were on.

She massaged my front for a few minutes, then indicated that the massage was almost over. I pointed to my friend, and she shook her head "no." I gave her the "I can't believe it" look and she just smiled. Then she started moving back and forth between my chest and my legs, letting her long hair caress my nether region repeatedly. This was nice! She then took a quick look over her sholder and grabbed a handfull of oil. A few minutes later and she was off looking for a warm washcloth. I was happy.

I got dressed (again, with her in the room the whole time.) At no point did she ever discuss tip amount. I have read others here mention .2 for this. Personally, I have never left less than .4, so I compromised and left .3 on the table. She never counted or even looked at it. Then she ushered me to the side door. I tried to walk towards the front, but she grabbed my arm and nodded towards the side door. No problem.

Overall, it was a nice experience, with good value. DF: .5 Tip: .3

I would go back.

Went to Ginza finally, couldn't make it earlier in the week. Had a few empty spots in the front so I parked right in front of the entrance. Buzzed in and was led to the back. The woman that buzzed me in seemed like she was the one setting things up and was running between rooms, then I realized that she was also giving massages. There was only one room occupied at the time so I wasn't clearly sure. So she finally came in and introduced herself as Mae. Wonderful massage. Tough at some points, but overall good. She asked me to do the flip and slapped me on my leg when she saw my friend standing up. She laughed and continued to work the front. Said I had 10 minutes left, was there anything else. I looked down at my friend and she looked puzzled, so she put her had on mine and I brought it down for her to see. She slapped me on the arm and said I was bad. She said no she wouldn't do it, she didn't understand what I was talking about. She ran out and came back in, I guess to see if all was ok with the other people that were in there. So she came in and started to massage my legs again and she looked at me and laughed. She went and got the cream and proceeded with the HS. I will visit again.

For those of you who have Sirius satellite radio, on Howard Stern's show yesterday the topic of the NY governor came up. A massage therapist who used to be a full-service contractor called in.

She said that what she does is give a "tantric massage". She described it as basically what we get from the AMPs: good, teasing, sensual massage with a H/E in the end. The massage includes the back area and teasing the jewels while on your stomach.

I was on my way home from work, otherwise I would have called one of my favorite proprietors to make an appointment right then and there. Hearing the therapist talk about her talents made my head spin.

Be safe and careful: sometimes our proprietors are being watched.

Ok. I went to the new Kissimmee AMP called Touch of Asia. The front door was locked. I called the number from the sign out front. The machine picked up and a woman with a heavy Asian accent said that their grand opening will be March 17th.

I was going to get some intel on the place before deciding to spend any money there. Here is what I found so far.

1. The place is small with 4 parking spots in front (no rear lot).

2. It is on a very busy part of US-192: there is no way around people knowing that you were at an AMP.

3. I drove around the block to the street behind the place, and there was an Orange County Sheriff car parked in a driveway (backwards). A LEO lives right behind the place.

I am going to probably wait to hear some initial reports about this place before I go. For now, I will probably stop by there and get more intel. I will report back here with my latest findings.

If anyone wants to TOFTT and stop by next week, I would appreciate it (old hags running the place or fresh, new faces? ).

Be safe and have fun doing it.

Finally! An AMP in Kissimmee! Decided to TOFTT. But some fellow enthusiasts beat me to it. Met the owner and two receptionists (? ). All three were friendly and helpful. Del was the Fililpina and I forgot the Latina's name. Only saw one (I believe) of the MT and I am glad they were booked. She was a "Healthy" woman around 50ish. Don't know about the others. Will try again, maybe during lunch break. Will update ASAP! Stay safe and take care ya'll!

This afternoon I broke my dry spell and made an appointment with Deva at Lotus. What I usually do, is take a quick shower (no TS here) prior to the rub and one afterwards (to get any oil off).

After my shower, I told Deva what I would like: fully nude (her, not me) massage with a teasing H/E at the end. I got the 1 hour rub so she could take her time.

Well she obliged and used the oil generously on my back and everywhere in between. After the flip, I went to work on her tits (C-cups, my guess) with my tongue. She started to moan like she enjoyed it.

After some more teasing of my Unit, I asked her if she wanted me to help get her off. She said for a little bit, yes. So, the ever careful gentlman that I am, I used my hand on her vag. She told me that she is very sensitive there, and a very light touch (or even a feather) might to the trick. Well, since I was fresh out of feathers, so I used my hand. She helped guide my hand for about 3-4 minutes, then told me it was my turn (tick-tock).

She slowly rubbed more oil and slithered her nude body all over mine, then like the pro she is, brought me to a shooting completion.

I believe in rewarding quality, even if others prefer to be more frugal than I am. Deva is discreet and gentle:

House: $0.7 (with cash discount)
Tip: $0.8 (I know, it was a 114% tip)

Be safe and have fun.

What is the name of the massage place south of 17-92 on 436 in the big lot with the Greenberg Dental.
Good place to visit?

[QUOTE=Trail Rider 1]What is the name of the massage place south of 17-92 on 436 in the big lot with the Greenberg Dental.
Good place to visit?[/QUOTE]
It advertises in OW. Not a good massage and they up-sale extras. Just my $0.02.

[QUOTE=Pinoynger]Finally! An AMP in Kissimmee! Decided to TOFTT. But some fellow enthusiasts beat me to it. Met the owner and two receptionists (? ). All three were friendly and helpful. Del was the Fililpina and I forgot the Latina's name. Only saw one (I believe) of the MT and I am glad they were booked. She was a "Healthy" woman around 50ish. Don't know about the others. Will try again, maybe during lunch break. Will update ASAP! Stay safe and take care ya'll![/QUOTE]
So did you get a massage?

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]

House: $0.7 (with cash discount)
Tip: $0.8 (I know, it was a 114% tip)[/QUOTE]114% is a little high, but it does qualify you to be Governor of New York.

Yes! Way to go Mr Gentleman. You enjoyed the service, the therapist made you feel good and was generous. Then take care of the therapist the way she deserves to be treated and reward the quality service received with generosity.

My kind of guy.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]This afternoon I broke my dry spell and made an appointment with Deva at Lotus. What I usually do, is take a quick shower (no TS here) prior to the rub and one afterwards (to get any oil off).

After my shower, I told Deva what I would like: fully nude (her, not me) massage with a teasing H/E at the end. I got the 1 hour rub so she could take her time.

Well she obliged and used the oil generously on my back and everywhere in between. After the flip, I went to work on her tits (C-cups, my guess) with my tongue. She started to moan like she enjoyed it.

After some more teasing of my Unit, I asked her if she wanted me to help get her off. She said for a little bit, yes. So, the ever careful gentlman that I am, I used my hand on her vag. She told me that she is very sensitive there, and a very light touch (or even a feather) might to the trick. Well, since I was fresh out of feathers, so I used my hand. She helped guide my hand for about 3-4 minutes, then told me it was my turn (tick-tock).

She slowly rubbed more oil and slithered her nude body all over mine, then like the pro she is, brought me to a shooting completion.

I believe in rewarding quality, even if others prefer to be more frugal than I am. Deva is discreet and gentle:

House: $0.7 (with cash discount)
Tip: $0.8 (I know, it was a 114% tip)

Be safe and have fun.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

Could someone tell me where this new AMP is in Kissimme?

I am hoping to swing there later on today.

I was in Orlando on Sunday. I had a little trouble finding Ginza, I ended up at the steak house and it was the only Ginza listed in the yellow pages.

I tried Natural Therapies which had two locations within a few blocks of each other(according to the yellow pages) one on Mills and the other on Bumbee. Bumbee was completely closed and the name was something else now. At Mills I opened the door and a tall skinny, young, pretty damned nice looking, lady greeted me at the front reception area. I got really excited. Unfortunately she told me they were only doing acupuncture on Sundays, and only by appointment. There was some guy in a black shirt in the room she came from to greet me sitting on a futon couch. She handed me a card and I said I'd try another time. Does this lady give massages? Did I even go the the right "Natural Therapies? " I was encouraged when on the front door there was an anatomical diagram with an enlarged picture of a prostate in the corner.