The Jag's, dos Centavos. If Admin Will Briefly Indulge Me. LOL
[QUOTE=Admin2;2116403][BLUE]Why is it that [b]EVERY[/b] time some noob shows up with enthusiasm he has to suffer through posts of shut the fuck ups? Yet if they don't start of saying something then they suffer through the posts of "give before you get?"
Yeah Meech is a little like an annoying yap dog, (figure out the multiquote function little brother) but he's trying, he's articulate, and [b]MOST[/b] importantly if you don't like what he writes, just add him to your ignore list, problem fucking solved.
Why is that so hard for some of you guys?
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I caught some shit too when I joined the Board in early September, 2013. Guys thought I was OP, MarineMatt, Marine77, this Marine that Marine, everywhere a Marine, Marine , lol. Fucking even one guy thought I was "MarineOne"! (President Obama's personal helicopter, LOL).
Funny thing: I got fucking PM's from ALL of those guys at one time or another encouraging me to keep up the excellent posts. And guess what? I fucking GUARANTEE you that someone out there will try to say that "The Jag" and "Little Fucking Meech" are the same fucking guy!! lol. WTF??
Trust me on that guys. Shit, some brothers still think Jimmy Hoffa is still sitting at that restaurant in Detroit and that there was a "second shooter" on the grassy knoll in Dallas, on November 22, 1963.
I ignored a few guys that tried to call BS on me when I first joined. Admin banned a few of them and put one other on moderation. I have since been "exonerated", if you will and I have made dozens and dozens, even hundreds of great friends here on the Board.
So, little Meech (and what the fucking fuck is a Meech? LOL), welcome again and post your reviews. I have enjoyed reading them. Though, I wish you would add much more detail. At least that way I can be fairly certain that you have truly seen the providers you claim to have seen. Though, I would never call BS on you, or, anyone, because, unless I was there, I have no idea whether or not you, or anyone else is FOS. So, my brother, I believe your reviews. If you post something I question. I will PM you first to discuss it. Still, intimate details are what I really need to absolutely convince me that a hobbyist has seen a provider. Though, well established SM Board members that have "earned" their Board "cred", can get a way with posting a "basic" review without other Board members calling him out for a possible "false report". Few Board members (out of what thousands?) have achieved that status. But they do include, but are not limited to: BL333, LawDog17, Barolo, OS, Montana77, Otwist, WhiskeySours, Quasimodo, Smoked Meat, Webebad,Tonyelianos, TuscanyMan, TheeeGentleman, Electri,SeXXes, Gruglok, Cockalorum, AO, OP (retired Emeritus status, though some guys still think I am OP), Buffguy111, RoccoJeremy, Pinoboy, BrevardNewbie, DW and TexCobb.
But I will warn you, with all due respect: Don't you EVER post a fake review, or, a review that YOU KNOW has MATERIAL misrepresentations contained therein. Because, if you do, the Board will see it and call you out on it and YOU will never be trusted again. Never.
Good luck brother Meech and post away!
JaguarXF.
Definitely in the mood for some pancakes at Ihop
First off I'd like to thank everyone here for all of the info (jag, lawdog, why'all are great!) What you've provided has helped me tremendously. With that being Said I'd like to ask if why'all think there is any chance of fun with the famous Heidi at IHOP? I have RTFF and do understand YMMV but as long as I don't come off as a pushy idiot or too textbook making her think I'm LE do you think I have a chance as a rookie? Thanks in advance and hopefully I've avoided a good ass chewin LOL.
Also, is there anywhere one could find a pic of Heidi? Thanks again.
AverageJoe.
Review: Maria at M. Be. S.
First visit ever (after so many years of mongering) to M. Be. S. And only because of the Jag review of Maria. Appears to be a clean establishment with a private parking area in what is not such a quality neighborhood. I felt comfortable there. Maria is a sultry looking Latina with a pretty face and sweet personality. Body is classic big booty Latina (big, not huge) and small to average size tata's. NOT a Latina oozing sensuality like Jackie but pretty good. Now the reason I stopped going to the AMPs (be they asian or non asian) is because after the door fee and the tip, the price is always over my budget of one Benjamin F. Really now, the going rate from independent body rub gals is one Ben F. But they get to keep it ALL, no house share. Its the house share that screws up the equation of value. Sometimes the house has a great TS that makes the VALUE acceptable but not here. Massage itself was lame but that is usually the rule at AMP's, after all, these ladies have not gone to school to become licensed massage therapists. The flip and finish was where she showed some skills but nothing to write home about (me:"its OK to grab my cigar tighter now, and go harder and faster with that motion" HE was a good change from the "mechanical" Asian AMP ladies. Does take direction well, LOL. Repeat? Maybe, maybe not.