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[QUOTE=PantherPride4;6841705]I'm shocked that somebody was bold enough 2 run A Spa downtown offering these services. Lang Ocean Spa Thai Bodyworks Is legit but I heard If you go enough you might only get Level 1. Nothing above that though. Plus parking downtown Is A bee-otch.[/QUOTE]I love this place. Usually I go after some fun elsewhere so I can really get into the massage. There are a few options if you are lucky. But nothing like what is typically discussed on this board.
[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6844717]Pink Spa on Cumberland. Not sure who it was that talked up this spa, but greeted by a granny that did ok on the massage, but didn't get the job done. Left $4 and she was unhappy. Sorry. . . I was unhappy too! GPS for sub par talent. THanks, no thanks.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report, I was thinking to tofft, but now is a NO no.
Has anyone tried their luck with:
[URL]https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=i-m-all-you-need-for-all-type-of-satisfaction-and-intimacy-instagram-baby-mabel22-73275045[/URL]
Was thinking about going today.
[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6844717]Pink Spa on Cumberland. Not sure who it was that talked up this spa, but greeted by a granny that did ok on the massage, but didn't get the job done. Left $4 and she was unhappy. Sorry. . . I was unhappy too! GPS for sub par talent. THanks, no thanks.[/QUOTE]I can say that Tina (skinny granny) does a good job on the massage and I always leave happy. Anyway YMMV, go to Saani and you will be happier.
[QUOTE=BigBlockChuck;6844934]Is there a spa in Chicago that offers a sex doll?[/QUOTE]Yes, in Chinatown on a second floor spa on S Wentworth I have pics of the doll they actually have several you can even have a 3 some with the massage lady and the doll no joke all for about $100 no kidding PM for number.
[QUOTE=Billy73;6845201]Yes, in Chinatown on a second floor spa on S Wentworth I have pics of the doll they actually have several you can even have a 3 some with the massage lady and the doll no joke all for about $100 no kidding PM for number.[/QUOTE]LOL. I think I know who you are talking about. Is it the infamous Angel?
[QUOTE=DeepLover1;6844608]Bylethe, is this the Moon at 40 xx Montrose?[/QUOTE]Yes, that's there.
I remember comments about this one, but can't seem to find them. Can anyone share or DM me?
[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46198/[/URL]
Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.
[QUOTE=RickSomething;6844937]I love this place. Usually I go after some fun elsewhere so I can really get into the massage. There are a few options if you are lucky. But nothing like what is typically discussed on this board.[/QUOTE]I love this place too, but I am also interested in something above there. Can you tell me more about your experience with those options in Lang? Maybe I've been so unlucky so far.
[QUOTE=GetSomeNow17;6842032]Ok guys is this place for real! Sounds too good to be true. I'm from Wisconsin and I would drive down here just to go to this place, but I don't think its real. The ladies in the ad look GREAT!! This place has like 4 ladies with different specialties anything from a PM to table shower don't know if it has FS or not. Is this place in a safe area? Please let me know by post or send me a message.[/QUOTE]Ad is just ad
[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6845239]Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.[/QUOTE]Tried to stop by twice in the last two weeks. Each time, there were multiple cars outside and a wait time. I skipped past it and went to SxL and paid their higher fees. Since the raids, every place on the Southside has been busy as hell unfortunately.
Prior to shit getting too busy, Perfect was my go-to spot.
[QUOTE=Chichef3000;6845237]I remember comments about this one, but can't seem to find them. Can anyone share or DM me?
[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46198/[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't think there was anything about her.
[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6845239]Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about Archer Perfect Spa? They are open and running.
Okay so there's about 3 different "moon spas" in Chicago. Can you guys clarify which location are you guys going to? They're all in different sides of town too.
[QUOTE=Vern2020;6844445]100% legit. This has been brought up before. You can do a search in this thread to see the old posts.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up.
[QUOTE=RickSomething;6844937]I love this place. Usually I go after some fun elsewhere so I can really get into the massage. There are a few options if you are lucky. But nothing like what is typically discussed on this board.[/QUOTE]I never got much Info on who to ask for but I was told some decent Intel on If you go enough and they got familiar with you and you're A good tipper maybe just maybe you could get only Level 1. I don't care about Smashing every MT In Chicago but getting A decent Massage and atleast A HandyJob and BJ Is always good.
[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;6844738]I've been down on Princess Latina and haven't been in a while. Although passing by recently, I saw two of you guys standing outside! Place seemed busy. Am I missing something? Did they get some hotties recently?[/QUOTE]Well I did the same I was coming from Ozone turned down Western and saw A guy trying to get Inside but he ended up walking away. I had decided to look and see who was sitting at the desk (That means they're next up for A session) I seen an unfamiliar older Latina who wasn't In dress code. Now they wear purple nurse outfits unless that changed. It wasn't none of the familiar faces who's always there. But on Rubmaps they keep chatting about someone named Daniella. Never had her. But you can't go off other guy's this time of the year when It's Tax Return season. I seen guy's standing outside Sunkiss and that's A pure legit Spa. Men been standing outside Jing Ding In Chinatown and that's A Granny Shop lofl! Outside Carolina you can find better looking Latina's on an Escort Site.
Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:
I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".
I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?
"oh little period. ".
Oh.
If I know you and I like you, and we're cool like that, yeah whatever. But this? No head up? Nah.
Pulled the bag off, washed off, left. Probably 10 seconds of actual action. Got so flustered I didn't even think to ask for any money back. My loss. I don't think I will be visiting Total Relax on Archer again.
[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6845239]Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.[/QUOTE]I went to Archer not too long ago myself. Even made a post about it on the "prostate massages" thread. Nice spot. Jewel makes for easy parking and a quick snack after.
[QUOTE=Bhar35;6844873]Got name? The one I saw went by Anne and for sure she was under 30. She was alright looking, but the massage & bbj were great.[/QUOTE]Name Alice or what, Definatly going to come back to see Anne. Thanks bro.
I stopped into Me spa on Fullerton. Rose welcomed me with a sweet smile and took me back to the room. She has long hair and a nice figure. Rose gave me a very good massage working on my sore spots. She progressed to some gentle stroking and teasing. On the flip I didn't feel rushed at all. She teased a bit more and then started 69. We finished in cowgirl. After she cleaned me up she continued the massage. She gave me a nice hug and a bottle of water and asked me to return.
[QUOTE=Flipper12;6840779]Good points but no I'm not saying just due to BBFS. More due to the fact that it's setup like a brothel.
It says nails in the title but there's no room to do nails there and no women go there. When I walk in, I ask to look at the girls who are all sitting in the back room and I pick one like I'm at a whole house.
I do my negotiating upfront so I can switch out the girl if she's not willing or able but haven't had to yet. Have seen 4 different girls there and hit them all BBFS with minimal effort outside of a $240 tip.
There's no way it should be this easy. I don't think this can last long.[/QUOTE]Yeah that's all valid points. I stopped going there too once it started to get too much attention on this forum. A very popular BBFS place downtown is doomed to get busted and I don't want to be there when it does.
[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6845506]Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:
I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".
I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?
"oh little period. ".
Oh..[/QUOTE]I was there about 2 weeks ago and wrote about it. Never again! Ever.
[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6845506]Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:
I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".
I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?
"oh little period. ".
Oh..[/QUOTE]I was just there about 2 weeks ago. Posted about it. Never again, ever.
Doll Spa.
2nd Floor S WENTWORTH.
Star was name given last time I was there before I left the CHI.
$100-$150 you can talk into Anal.
Woman is late 30's.
Small everything.
Wild experience.
If you need number message me.
[QUOTE=OrdLover;6845228]LOL. I think I know who you are talking about. Is it the infamous Angel?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Billy73;6846310]Doll Spa.
2nd Floor S WENTWORTH.
Star was name given last time I was there before I left the CHI.
[/QUOTE]Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.
[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6846768]Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.[/QUOTE]I recently started going into the office, Angel's van buren location is literally a block from where I park. If she wasn't so annoying, sneaky and ran a better operation she would be a perfect post work stop off.
Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.
[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6846877]Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.[/QUOTE]Same experience I stopped by Perfect Archer had the Same Latina. She had A blue dress with Her butt cheeks poking out. I was thinking In my head to check out the younger Latina down the street at Orange. But I stayed this Lady gave me A card and stamped It but she kept asking for my last 4 phone numbers and she lied told me she only does Massages when I know for A fact they do FS here. I told her I'm not Law Enforcement so she then smiled and told me to lay down she kissed all over my body then rode me like A motorcycle. I wasn't all the way Into It so told her to just finish with Hand-Job. I was pissed usually Perfect Archer has younger hotter Latina's. Just 2 weeks ago they had A decent looking Latina but then they was so busy.
[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6846768]Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.[/QUOTE]Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A!
[QUOTE=GoHomeSmiling;6846877]…So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a plan. I read a review on RM about a place in West Loop, Meet Spa on Morgan. Sounds like the mgr or owner Maya is a young little thing with good massage skills and likes her naturally over-sized mams sucked on. It initially appears to be legit but it sounds like she is into some fun. Small young Chinese woman with curves? I'll be over to give her a try soon. Out.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6847062]Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A![/QUOTE]Bwahaha, 100%. The paradox that is Angel.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6847062]Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A![/QUOTE]That's hilarious. She's interesting. I had read various reports and some mongers were kind enough to share some other updates via PM. I was going to be the Loop for a meeting and texted her the day before to see if she's normally at the Van Buren spot. She actually texted the day of to see I still wanted to meet. That's 95% more together than almost everyone other provider I've seen in Chicago. It was late morning so I didn't have the experience others had described about her falling asleep with their johnsons in her mouth or seeming like she might be dead while they were pounding away because she was so tired. But that little librarian did try to stay as clothed at possible, which wasn't going to work for me. And then the bra removal as HG says. LOL. Her nipples are nice sized. Not big, but bigger than might be expected for small breasts. I doubt I'd see her again but the price is right and the experience was fun in a non-GFE way.
Saw her recently. Lots of makeup. Couldn't tell if she was 20 or 35. Tight ass. Looks great on her knees. Pretty small tits, but gave a great teasing and edging L1. I was a little high, so not entirely sure how long it lasted but felt like a long time. She would often give out little cute moans. Would repeat, but not for her face. I also couldn't tell if she was Hispanic or maybe Filipino. I didn't inquire about extras. Oh and she gave me the option of oil or lotion, which I thought was nice. Pics could be her.
I'm interested in Eva / Eve and Bree from CLM. Anyone have info? DMs are fine.
Does anyone remember Angel at relax on and Ashland? Heavier set girl but relatively attractive. She gave absolutely amazing massages, the type that puts in the kind of coma that males you forget what the real reason you're there for. She was easily one of the best tease during the massage girls as well. She had this move where she would sit at the foot of the table and slide her foot up between your legs, propping up your junk a little while she would do these long calve to butt strokes while occasionally hitting the boys along the way. I never got anything except a l1 out of her, though I don't think I ever asked. The handy was that good to be honest.
Anyway she was my atf and now she's gone. Considering it sounds like this thread has become nothing but talking about 3-4 girls I thought I'd share one of mine that as far as I can tell, no one has ever really mentioned. Last time I saw her was in 2022 I think and I have no idea what happened to her. Hopefully she moved on to something better. That said, if anyone knows who in talking about and does know something, I'm all ears.
I texted with this spot on and Ashland, but they said the massage was 50 for a half hour and 60 for an hour, which made me a little suspicious since pretty much everywhere costs more than that these days. Can anyone confirm if they've tried this spot and if its legit? Is it a massage, more of an apartment setup, a scam, or what?
If this one isn't an option, can anyone recommend North side options near Red Line stops or south of Evanston?
[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/n-ashland-ave/23174081.html[/URL]
Who is the best straight level 1 provider in Chicago? I keep thinking about Angela, in Manhattan. I don't know if guys on this board have been there, but it's just the best massage + L1 and I would love to find someone like that now that I'm living in Chicago again. Thanks guys!
[QUOTE=Nowhere500;6848114]Who is the best straight level 1 provider in Chicago? I keep thinking about Angela, in Manhattan. I don't know if guys on this board have been there, but it's just the best massage + L1 and I would love to find someone like that now that I'm living in Chicago again. Thanks guys![/QUOTE]Here's where I go when I want a legit massage.
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1643656[/URL]
[QUOTE=Dclemati;6848057]I texted with this spot on and Ashland, but they said the massage was 50 for a half hour and 60 for an hour, which made me a little suspicious since pretty much everywhere costs more than that these days. Can anyone confirm if they've tried this spot and if its legit? Is it a massage, more of an apartment setup, a scam, or what?
If this one isn't an option, can anyone recommend North side options near Red Line stops or south of Evanston?
[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/n-ashland-ave/23174081.html[/URL][/QUOTE]It's a papasan place 56** and Ashland.