Nice Post Brother NH. You Tell It Like It Is. No BS, No Nonsense and No Hassles!
[QUOTE=Nohassles;2114208]As indicated in my handle, I don't like being jerked around by escorts or AMPs. Spa Serenity has a current post on BP for $70 for 1 hour. So I called and they said come on in. I am greeted at the window by 30 something asian woman. Pleasant enough looking but not hot enough that you would take a second look. She takes my $. 8 and says she'll meet me at the door to take me back. She comes around opens the door and starts to show me back to a room. I ask about my change from the $8. She says the fee is $8. I remind her about the post on BP. She is talking (presumably in Korean) to a woman I can't see. The other woman comes around the corner and offers me a $5. I repeat my reminder of the BP post and they start that whole charade of pretending not to understand a fucking word I am saying while all the time talking with each other in Korean. The whole event deteriorated from there. I got pissed and demanded my $80 back and said I would leave. The older woman disappears again and comes back and offers me a $10. By this time I had caused enough of a scene and I was no longer in the mood for a rub. I figured I had to have pissed them off by now it just wouldn't have been a good experience. They finally returned my $80 and I left.
I know this was a whole lot of emotion and turmoil over $5 or $10 but I wasn't in the mood to be jerked around. Thanks for letting me vent. I feel a little better already.
NH.[/QUOTE]I hear you brother. I think we all do. I think you handled the situation very well, considering the circumstances. That is why I much prefer Latina and American providers over the AMP's. They speak English well enough to take your money, but, if you don't tip well, or, in your case, remind them about the 70/ hr special, they suddenly can't seem to understand what you are saying. Still, many men love the AMP's and we greatly respect them and their reviews, regardless of our "diametrically opposed" opinions. Other men, such as myself, view the AMP's as a "change of scenery", if you will and only visit them on occasion.
I am sorry you had a bad experience there brother NoHassles. If you have not read my review of "Suni" at Bamboo Spa, please do and then go see her. Indeed, it will be a "love story" for you.
You may want to PM our dear brother, SeXXes. I know he really likes the AMP's and he has posted some awesome reviews. He may be able to refer you to some ATF type AMP gals.
JaguarXF.
No Apology Necessary. Great Post, Brother 767. That is What The Board is For.
[QUOTE=FlyHigher767;2115003]I don't like to post negative reviews.
We all YMMV. So, that may apply here.
I assure you that I am a gentleman. No matter how good or bad the experience.
I maintain my dignity and respect the girl. I almost did not keep my poise at this place.
I called and made appt.
The place is a nice office complex.
I met Chubby Chinese girl named Lily. Sometimes chubby can be fun.
Not the case at this shop. She was superficial nice.
I paid. 8 for an hour.
She took me to the room which had bathroom with table shower.
Or, a massage table in a shower. It was ok. She calls me "baby". Yes, "baby".
On to the massage. Tragically bad. She was not into it.
I have been around enough to know this girl is just waisting time in order to get to the flip and a tip.
She left the room every few minutes.
After hardly any time massaging my back and legs she had me flip.
Then left the room again. After a few minutes of using her nails to excite the skin on my front, she asked the correct questions for LEO.
She delivered for. 4.
She was wrapping things up but I had 15 minutes left and asked her to work on my neck and shoulders.
She said I had 5 minutes left.
Her attitude did not make for a nice session from any perspective.
I maintained my poise as a gentleman. But I got off the table and dressed.
She knew I was not happy. So she decided she would be nice at that point.
She kept saying she would do it. I was done there.
Clearly she is not about customer service.
I apologize for the negative review. It is not my nature.
1. 2 total. Too many other places with great massage available to ever want to return to this place.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-fusionsweet-asian-young-girls-new-open-24/10538914[/URL][/QUOTE]"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" (Clint Eastwood, 1967).
Your excellent post tells men about your experience. Again, like Fox News, "we report, you decide".
You reported brother and the Board members will decide if the "Chubby Chinese, Chubby Can Be Fun", (LOLOL) lady is right for them.
Again, great review. And certainly, you need not apologize.
JaguarXF.
Elite Spa. "Sweet Elite". MBS, South?? LOL
Elite Spa Gentleman, I have already been there several times. I am not posting a "detailed" review as Cheyanne asked me not to. She said all she wants guys to do is to post the basics and not provide any "specific" details, if you will. As always, The Jag never "refuses a favor". ("The Godfather", 1972).
So, my lovely, "Jag I'm going to squirt on your huge Jag Cock", Cheyanne. This "review" is per your request, Babycakes:
Gentlemen, Elite, opened almost three weeks ago. They have a large selection of gorgeous babes. These hot babes include some of Jag's ATF's, including, but NOT limited to: Cheyanne, Ruby, Kiera, Lilly and my delicious, bootylicious, world class GFE, PSE, (Jag, cum in my mouth, on my face and on my big titties, but not on my glasses, please) Honey!
They also have three other gorgeous ladies that are all great gals. They are also hiring a few more to bring the total to around 10 or so. Many of Cheyenne's girls are MBS "expatriates". I have already seen a few of Cheyanne's girls. As you know, The Jag posts his reviews 1-2 weeks after I unload my Jag Seed. So, if you need any Intel prior to my posting a review, you know what to do.
Of Note: Elite is located on Semoran Blvd, across, ahem, from FHP's Troop "D" Headquarters. Relax, relax, guys. FHP is NOT a "typical" LE agency. Of course, they do assist other LE agencies "collaterally", if needed. FHP mainly handles TRAFFIC issues and crimes related to traffic stops, i.e., K9 searches that uncover drugs, etc., NCIC / FCIC Warrants / Material Warrants, AMBER Alerts, Etc. I had another "Spa" CEO tell me that Cheyanne could have picked a better location. lol.
Frankly, gentlemen, FHP could give a rat's fucking ass about a fucking rub spa located across the street from their HQ. Like they really give a shit? (Hell, after a hard day on the road keeping our motorists safe, maybe a few of them will stop in for a rub. I am sure Cheyanne will give them VIP treatment.). The ONLY reason why I mention FHP is because I know some, less experienced gentlemen, may get "spooked" when they see how close Elite is to FHP. Again, gentlemen, don't fucking worry about it? Ok? Trust The Jag on this.
So, guys, make an appointment to see Cheyanne's stable of beauties and I promise you will be treated very well.
Will repeat.
Total Jag Coin: 100-260/ hhr / hr.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cheyanne-and-ruby-college-girls-3030-special-ot-21/10574347[/URL]
Chubby New Moon Girl at Body Fusion
[QUOTE=FlyHigher767;2115003]I don't like to post negative reviews.
We all YMMV. So, that may apply here.
I assure you that I am a gentleman. No matter how good or bad the experience.
I maintain my dignity and respect the girl. I almost did not keep my poise at this place.
I called and made appt.
The place is a nice office complex.
I met Chubby Chinese girl named Lily. Sometimes chubby can be fun.
Not the case at this shop. She was superficial nice.
I paid. 8 for an hour.
She took me to the room which had bathroom with table shower.
Or, a massage table in a shower. It was ok. She calls me "baby". Yes, "baby".
On to the massage. Tragically bad. She was not into it.
I have been around enough to know this girl is just waisting time in order to get to the flip and a tip.
She left the room every few minutes.
After hardly any time massaging my back and legs she had me flip.
Then left the room again. After a few minutes of using her nails to excite the skin on my front, she asked the correct questions for LEO.
She delivered for. 4.
She was wrapping things up but I had 15 minutes left and asked her to work on my neck and shoulders.
She said I had 5 minutes left.
Her attitude did not make for a nice session from any perspective.
I maintained my poise as a gentleman. But I got off the table and dressed.
She knew I was not happy. So she decided she would be nice at that point.
She kept saying she would do it. I was done there.
Clearly she is not about customer service.
I apologize for the negative review. It is not my nature.
1. 2 total. Too many other places with great massage available to ever want to return to this place.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-fusionsweet-asian-young-girls-new-open-24/10538914[/URL][/QUOTE]This sounds like the same girl that I reported on about a week ago. She was at New Moon and was lazy at that place. Upon walking in and seeing her at Body Fusion I immediately walked out. So this chubby AMP girl is continuing her bad act with more mongers. I'd suggest walking out if you go to this place and see a pretty but chuby AMP girl with a somewhat crowded smile. Their ad is so promising, but this girl is a rip off. Why not let them know that information is shared and it costs them money. Many dorrars. LOL.
