Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone hit the palace on Monday aroumd noon or so went in and were really busy was asked to come back in half hour came vack about an hour later to see a white woman getting out of her car in the lot and taking pictures of thing around their so I passed and went up the street and turned around and came back to see her on the sidewalk with what looked like a wood box to stand on next to her not sure what she was doing. But I passed on the palace to bad I have had some great luck on their with the chunking lady. Ended up at blue sky ti say hi to coco man haven't been into that place in a long time coco who remembers me came up and gave me a nice hug and got to see her really nice bolt ons for the first time since she got them. But I went with the other girl as she was the one who greeted me I may go back and see coco she is always really playfull other girl was good but nothing like I remember coco being.

[QUOTE=Zizix;5292419]Anyone hit the palace on Monday aroumd noon or so went in and were really busy was asked to come back in half hour came vack about an hour later to see a white woman getting out of her car in the lot and taking pictures of thing around their so I passed and went up the street and turned around and came back to see her on the sidewalk with what looked like a wood box to stand on next to her not sure what she was doing. But I passed on the palace to bad I have had some great luck on their with the chunking lady. Ended up at blue sky ti say hi to coco man haven't been into that place in a long time coco who remembers me came up and gave me a nice hug and got to see her really nice bolt ons for the first time since she got them. But I went with the other girl as she was the one who greeted me I may go back and see coco she is always really playfull other girl was good but nothing like I remember coco being.[/QUOTE]That's bold to be in the lot and sidewalk taking pics.

[QUOTE=Dracer66;5292397]Total rip-off. Not a very good massage and advertises body rub. Not.

I guess I should have inquired here first.

[URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/215356[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing. I have been seeing her ads for quite a while now. I emailed her once pre COVID and actually recently, but never ended up meeting. I will be scratching her off the list.

[QUOTE=Fun1313;5290444]How are the places in Vancouver lately? Hoping to find a flirty lady for a basic ending. I love lots of teasing and butt rubbing and also a table shower. I've been to the place on Andresen, but the ladies there always seem to be the most unattractive in town LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL. This is so true. I like there's no upselling, no pressure. However last time, walking out there was a cute younger girl sitting on the couch. I thought to myself dam. Why do I only get stuck with the old ones and told her I want to see her next time haha. But I have not been back as of yet.

[QUOTE=Zizix;5292419]Anyone hit the palace on Monday aroumd noon or so went in and were really busy was asked to come back in half hour came vack about an hour later to see a white woman getting out of her car in the lot and taking pictures of thing around their so I passed and went up the street and turned around and came back to see her on the sidewalk with what looked like a wood box to stand on next to her not sure what she was doing. But I passed on the palace to bad I have had some great luck on their with the chunking lady. Ended up at blue sky ti say hi to coco man haven't been into that place in a long time coco who remembers me came up and gave me a nice hug and got to see her really nice bolt ons for the first time since she got them. But I went with the other girl as she was the one who greeted me I may go back and see coco she is always really playfull other girl was good but nothing like I remember coco being.[/QUOTE]Also could be something to do with selling the building as well.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5292121]Just Sara as far as I know. She provides massages, so does that make her an escort? Obviously she's not Asian, but this particular thread is labeled "massage parlor reports". So. I dunno. She doesn't have a massage parlor. Probably need to put over in the escort thread.[/QUOTE]Honestly that was what I was thinking.

[QUOTE=Dracer66;5292397]Total rip-off. Not a very good massage and advertises body rub. Not.

I guess I should have inquired here first.

[URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/215356[/URL][/QUOTE]I'd put her as a borderline rob. Definitely a do not see.

[QUOTE=DrexDiggler2;5291978]Why are TNA providers still being reviewed on the "Asian" Massage Parlor section?[/QUOTE]It's a massage parlor thread, not Asian. As far as helping others avoid spending hundreds of unnecessary dollars all body rub providers should be reviewed here. That ripoff artist rylynne below is a great example.

If you go to an AMP and it's not great you can always just leave $5 or no tip and you are not really out anything. Going to these expensive white women (mostly in Vancouver) and spending hundreds on a HJ is a painful lesson.

[QUOTE=Dracer66;5292397]Total rip-off. Not a very good massage and advertises body rub. Not.

I guess I should have inquired here first.

[URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/215356[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for posting this!

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5292287]Blue Moon.

There's also Sunshine Massage off Powell, but I've never had a happy ending there the two times I've visited. The woman handed me the oil and encouraged me to jerk myself off. The massage was good.

If anyone has recon on Blue moon, I'd like to hear it. I've been there twice and the massage was great, and the happy endings were quality HJ's, but I never got more than that.[/QUOTE]I go once or twice a month when I want a great massage with decent HE. Never disappoints. Never had or asked for anything extra since they are not that good looking. But massage and ending are always great. Plus never any pressure for more tip. Always give 40.

[QUOTE=Trux1;5293063]It's a massage parlor thread, not Asian. As far as helping others avoid spending hundreds of unnecessary dollars all body rub providers should be reviewed here. That ripoff artist rylynne below is a great example.

If you go to an AMP and it's not great you can always just leave $5 or no tip and you are not really out anything. Going to these expensive white women (mostly in Vancouver) and spending hundreds on a HJ is a painful lesson.[/QUOTE]Key words there "Massage Parlor". There is a ripoff thread, a escort thread, a TNA thread, just for those "bodyrub" ripoff artists. Especially since most of them charge "Escort" prices. Now if these women had a massage parlor, then hell yeah review them in this section for sure.

What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5294156]What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?[/QUOTE]I try to avoid noon and 5 especially on Fridays. The best time is not those times.

I thought Sunshine had the same owner as 138th & Sandy? Have things changed?

A couple years ago, Sunshine had a couple of the youngest and best looking therapists around, but it was strictly legit, the doors were kept cracked open at all times with the owner continually snooping around.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5292287]Blue Moon.

There's also Sunshine Massage off Powell, but I've never had a happy ending there the two times I've visited. The woman handed me the oil and encouraged me to jerk myself off. The massage was good.

If anyone has recon on Blue moon, I'd like to hear it. I've been there twice and the massage was great, and the happy endings were quality HJ's, but I never got more than that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5294156]What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?[/QUOTE]Most any day during regular work hours. Monday and Tuesday are good nights to go. I drove by all the hwy 99 spots twice around 8 last night and only a couple had client cars parked there. Saturday and Sunday mornings when they open are good.

I use the off hours drive by to learn whose cars are associated with employees and who's belong to the manager. Some spots are awesome when the boss isn't around.

Many places only work one person during the day on weekends. Great time to learn whose day off it is. Talk with the ladies a bit, too, if you are there when they aren't busy. They tend to really appreciate daylight work.

[QUOTE=Trux1;5295303]Most any day during regular work hours. Monday and Tuesday are good nights to go. I drove by all the hwy 99 spots twice around 8 last night and only a couple had client cars parked there. Saturday and Sunday mornings when they open are good.

I use the off hours drive by to learn whose cars are associated with employees and who's belong to the manager. Some spots are awesome when the boss isn't around.

Many places only work one person during the day on weekends. Great time to learn whose day off it is. Talk with the ladies a bit, too, if you are there when they aren't busy. They tend to really appreciate daylight work.[/QUOTE]Okay, I appreciate it.

I Went to Naito. The girl was young and really attractive, but the only thing she was down with was an HJ. I took it. She gave a decent back massage and I left. She said her name Cherry.

As I was leaving I saw another girl, older, but still attractive. I'll give it another shot at some point, as I've heard many good things. I just hate the guessing game. The gas station didn't take any guess work. I was in like Flynn.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5294156]What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?[/QUOTE]I have found later on Sunday evenings, Monday Evenings to be the best.

[QUOTE=NewGuy253;5292130]Any info on these two? Wondering if the reviews they have on TNA are accurate.[/QUOTE]Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena[/URL]

[QUOTE=TPhilips123;5296085]Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena[/URL][/QUOTE]She is worth the admission price, IMO. I saw her three times pre-COVID, decent massage and great finish. Did the nuru with her once and that was fun.

I see she is advertising more now, she must be trying to pay for the milking table she has been advertising. One thing for certain she is laid back and not a ratchet-jaw.

[QUOTE=PoorOldMan;5296283]She is worth the admission price, IMO. I saw her three times pre-COVID, decent massage and great finish. Did the nuru with her once and that was fun.

I see she is advertising more now, she must be trying to pay for the milking table she has been advertising. One thing for certain she is laid back and not a ratchet-jaw.[/QUOTE]Ratchet jaw. LOL. Main reason I avoid the other " massage therapist " on TNA.

[QUOTE=Dracer66;5292397]Total rip-off. Not a very good massage and advertises body rub. Not.

I guess I should have inquired here first.

[URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/215356[/URL][/QUOTE]She is terrible. Not a good massage / body rub at all. She even tried an up sell and was overall irritated when I said no. She barely went thru the motions after that. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.

[QUOTE=TPhilips123;5287132]New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.[/QUOTE]I've seen Jessica a few times at Sunshine, with her rubbing her body on me, just to boost the anticipation some more, before the party hat goes on. The last time, though, she was totally into it and just slipped it in. Dang, within a few strokes I was filling her up (hey, I wasn't expecting VIP treatment that day), and she just kept going, squelching all the while. When she wanted me on top for round two, I guess she came to her senses and slipped on the rubber; kind of too late for that, but whatever, so I shot another load from mish position. I wonder if my next visit will be just as surprising.

[QUOTE=ForFun02;5296731]She is terrible. Not a good massage / body rub at all. She even tried an up sell and was overall irritated when I said no. She barely went thru the motions after that. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.[/QUOTE]I literally got up off the table and walked out five minutes after I laid down.

I love the MP scene here in Portland. But I miss kgirls aamp style services that are available in plenty in Bay Area. I sometimes fly to the bay for the same reason. Hopefully someday we get the same service here.

I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?

[QUOTE=TPhilips123;5296085]Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena[/URL][/QUOTE]

Starting from the south end, here's all the ones on or just off 99.

Spa Vancouver.

Gold Star.

Asian touch.

Red sun.

Vista.

Sports.

Venus.

Zen.

Maya.

American-Asian.

Veela.

Tranquility.

Lucky.

I feel like I left one out. Those are all within a 2 mile stretch. American Asian, Asian Touch are don't bothers.

[QUOTE=CreamPieSeeker;5297354]I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?[/QUOTE]She is at least 50. I saw her 5 years ago or so and would have placed her in her late 40's then.

[QUOTE=CreamPieSeeker;5297354]I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?[/QUOTE]There is no chance is in her 30's.

[QUOTE=CreamPieSeeker;5297354]I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?[/QUOTE]Typo. It is mid / late 40's. Also she is a tall, hwp with few extra pounds. You will feel that weight during the b2 b rub on the back and a bit uncomfortable if you are small.

Revisited EZ near DMV the other day.

Anna, not so good looking but massage was fair. I really miss good firm massages. 1 for CBJ but was fun. She was tired with all the turns we took on the table.

Talking about good massages, the one in aloha was good and the next in Cornell near kaady. If you know of good firm massages this side, please let me know.

Jessica at Sunshine just joined the club. She's not a spinner, standing at least 5'8" in her bare feet, but she wears her weight well and has better than avg upstairs. Gave me about 20 minutes of a reasonable body rub. I won't call it a massage. And then spent the rest of our time loudly moaning as we slapped skin (also loudly) in ACG and Mish. YMMV.

[QUOTE=WestSidePunter;5297879]She is at least 50. I saw her 5 years ago or so and would have placed her in her late 40's then.[/QUOTE]Well that is better than the 99 on her profile. LOL.

[QUOTE=MeeLikeeAsians;5298133]Jessica at Sunshine just joined the club. She's not a spinner, standing at least 5'8" in her bare feet, but she wears her weight well and has better than avg upstairs. Gave me about 20 minutes of a reasonable body rub. I won't call it a massage. And then spent the rest of our time loudly moaning as we slapped skin (also loudly) in ACG and Mish. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Now it's 19? WTF. I don't it Big Dan.

[QUOTE=Trux1;5297393]Starting from the south end, here's all the ones on or just off 99.

Spa Vancouver.

Gold Star.

Asian touch.

Red sun.

Vista.

Sports.

Venus.

Zen.

Maya.

American-Asian.

Veela.

Tranquility.

Lucky.

I feel like I left one out. Those are all within a 2 mile stretch. American Asian, Asian Touch are don't bothers.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the list! I've been wondering about the American Asian place, thanks for that info. Just reading the asian touch website gave me the impression it was strictly legit. Red Sun is on my tdl. I usually go to Vista or Vancouver spa, always leave happy!

[QUOTE=MasterBater;5298363]Thanks for the list! I've been wondering about the American Asian place, thanks for that info. Just reading the asian touch website gave me the impression it was strictly legit. Red Sun is on my tdl. I usually go to Vista or Vancouver spa, always leave happy![/QUOTE]I have been to Asian Touch, great legit massage. No reason to think they are anything other than legit except they are always busy, the ladies are attractive, and they occasionally advertise in sensual massage spots. Never even a rumor of fun there but we can always hope.

It's been over a year since I played. Now that I'm through my vax course I've been feeling tempted to start again.

Is Jasmine still at ZFM?

[QUOTE=Trux1;5299023]I have been to Asian Touch, great legit massage. No reason to think they are anything other than legit except they are always busy, the ladies are attractive, and they occasionally advertise in sensual massage spots. Never even a rumor of fun there but we can always hope.[/QUOTE]They give really good legit massage. Don't embarrass the ladies, or yourself, by trying for extras there.

There are dozens of other spots where extras are obviously available.

Hadn't been here in a long time. They give amazing deep tissue massages. Some of the best around. Went here only for a great regular massage. Met Lisa for the first time. She enjoyed teasing when face down. This was new and nice. On the flip she spoke pure Francais while I was able to enjoy anatomy class. Asked about becoming more deeply involved in learning. Wasn't interested. However, we were able to study more. She is probably between 33 and 36. If you do the addition you find math quite rewarding. She and I were both rewarded for our studies. My taste for math was sweetly quenched. It has always been a favorite subject. YMMV according to your aptitude. Nice clean place. I want to earn an advanced degree so more learning is going to take place with a wonderful instructor.

Originally posted in Portland Maine forum by accident. LOL.

Stopped by scholls recently and saw Jessica.

Thumbs down.

Bad teeth, mom gut, zero massage, no build up. She wanted to go right to work and get me out just as fast. I am really glad I didn't pay full price.

I am pretty sure she doesn't actually know how to massage and is there to fulfill other needs.

I much prefer a nice massage along with it. Otherwise, the combined price is comparable to TNA.

Recently stopped by Wangchao. I've never stopped by for a session and heard some time ago that they were DIY so wanted to see if they had changed. Greet by a girl that popped out of a room she was tidying up and another girl peeked out a door at the back of the hallway. Both looking to be in their 40's. Confirming I wanted an hr, got my hands spritzed with hand sanitizer before being led to a room and made myself ready on the table. Back massage was decent to good, focused a lot on my legs and glutes for some reason but no tease. Flipped and got asked about jr. Yeah, I know, no tease and the girl looks-wise wasn't doing anything for me so why. Went with it anyways to see what happens. Gave a massage that got the blood flowing and then a rather strong grip to pop. Finished out the front massage. Got my full hr out of the session. Would I come back? Probably only for the massage. After the pop and thorough clean up, the girl spray hand sanitizer on her hands and wiped with a paper towel so that and the entrance, place is on clean protocol.