Escort Reports

So saw this one. Was in the MILF mood and on the north side so gave it a try.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/4102400530/1[/URL]

She is very friendly, a private house in quiet area. A little odd process, another woman welcomed me and then led me around to the other door. Very safe feeling, just odd. She chatted for a little, and then BBBJ started and wow. She is very good and enthusiastic. I could have stayed with that, but went to K9. She was snug, and not into a lot of fake noise, but not going crazy into it either. Flipped to mish and finished. She didn't rush anything, didn't rush me out either. All in all, worth the 140 for HHR (200 HR), but haven't figured out if I will repeat yet. No games at all, definitely willing (and I am sure I didn't push the envelope on that). I like some more curves (even on petite girls), and while she is petite, somehow there aren't curves though the middle.

My overall assessment, lots of skills, needs some warming up, probably a lot of fun, but make sure it is your type.

[QUOTE=HotAttitude;4133302][URL]https://escortalligator.com.baltimore.listcrawler.com/post/29079374/[/URL]

Anyone know about her. Looks to. Good to be true.[/QUOTE]Definitely looks legit to me, wasn't even difficult. Your right mouse button's your friend, phone # leads to a matching Eros ad.

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk;4135819]I have done it, number one you have to be comfortable with yourself like the dude Lexington Steele said I got a job to do I'm focusing the job I got to do not the other guy.[/QUOTE]I haven't done it but I'm fairly certain Diamond would be down for it.

[QUOTE=LetItOut;4133855]Where can I find the Thai girls?[/QUOTE][URL]mysecretsweetheart.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sufuyuyg8;4135789]If you are thinking of doing that particular position, it would have to be bb. 2 condoms rubbing each other will break regardless of the amount of lube used. The girl could wear a female condom though.[/QUOTE]I never really thought about the condom asspect. LOL I would never do bb in p4 p. The two dudes in the porn were bare and they both busted inside of her at the same time while she was moaning. You could see the cum coming out of her while they both were still in her. I thought that was pretty cool. I guess the anal / vaginal DP would be easier to pull off.

[QUOTE=SymptomAddict;4135919]Definitely looks legit to me, wasn't even difficult. Your right mouse button's your friend, phone # leads to a matching Eros ad.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her and probably wouldn't. Those are classic "hide the chubby parts" pics. I have a feeling the girl you meet may be the same girl but may not be as attractive.

Good luck, Shooter out!

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk;4135819]I have done it, number one you have to be comfortable with yourself like the dude Lexington Steele said I got a job to do I'm focusing the job I got to do not the other guy.[/QUOTE]Yeah so I've been thinking about it for a while and I'm pretty convinced I would walk away feeling like I wasted my money. Seems to be more for the spectator than anyone else. Some female pornstars say they like it, most say it's painful, they do it for the money. Male pornstars look at it as a job so that tells me they don't look forward to the act itself. I'd be down to run a train on a girl. Done that, something about it is really hot to me. If you think watching another dudes naked body and "sex face" while you're trying to get off in a chick at the same time will make you cum like a fire hose than go for it. I think I'll pass.

I agree, but something more seems off to me. Advertising on Er0's is expensive. Her rates are high for a non-GFE girl, and (for me) I avoid ladies offering short term rates. IMO, you get a lackluster effort at best. But I have been known to be wrong, before.

[QUOTE=HeyShooter;4136489]I haven't seen her and probably wouldn't. Those are classic "hide the chubby parts" pics. I have a feeling the girl you meet may be the same girl but may not be as attractive.

Good luck, Shooter out![/QUOTE]

I stumbled upon what seems to be a rare, real ad on doublelist this weekend. Posted as looking for fun but offered services on my reply. Pictures show a short, thick but very pretty girl around 30. Wondering if anyone else had any experiences with her?

[URL]https://doublelist.com/posts/82341078893.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=UpYours;4136171]I never really thought about the condom asspect. LOL I would never do bb in p4 p. The two dudes in the porn were bare and they both busted inside of her at the same time while she was moaning. You could see the cum coming out of her while they both were still in her. I thought that was pretty cool. I guess the anal / vaginal DP would be easier to pull off.[/QUOTE]I prefer spitroasting. No contact between the 2 Ms, and some girls really get off on it.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;4136724]I prefer spitroasting. No contact between the 2 Ms, and some girls really get off on it.[/QUOTE]What is spit roasting?

[QUOTE=UpYours;4136899]What is spit roasting?[/QUOTE]Think of meat on a spit when roasting: The skewer / spit goes through the entire piece of meat from one side to the other. Now think of you putting your skewer in one side and your buddy doing the same thing on the other end.

Just don't let your eyes meet or the guys here will think you belong on another board. Those guys like to spit roast too but they mind looking at each other less.

[QUOTE=UpYours;4136899]What is spit roasting?[/QUOTE]One defintion from urban dictionary:

Spit roast.

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind (greek or vag) while sucking off the other male. No crossing of the swords allowed if I'm on one end will be allowed.

For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Example: ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I can't tell the difference!

Hope this helped.

[QUOTE=Monoxide;4054794]I'll save you a search NB, I've seen Jessi 2 times bout a month or so a go, don't think she was a SW tells me she does this to make ends meet when work is slow, had some relationship problems involving kids and ended up there. Wonderful young lady, tall slim to skinny, with long legs, her skills where pretty darn good, her smile and attitude quickly put me at ease. Now she could clean a room every now and then, not full on dirty but close and very cluttered. If I was to be mean I would say her teeth need some help, all there and very clean and white, just crooked, but again her attitude makes up for it..[/QUOTE]Have it on good authority that Jessi is now giving out more than you will have bargained for.

[QUOTE=LikkerFront;4136918]One defintion from urban dictionary:

Spit roast.

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind (greek or vag) while sucking off the other male. No crossing of the swords allowed if I'm on one end will be allowed.

For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Example: ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I can't tell the difference!

Hope this helped.[/QUOTE]LOL Got it. Thanks!

Is jasmine legit?

[QUOTE=Fahq1;4134135]I have been trying to see her. Have tried calling and texting to no avail.[/QUOTE]She can be difficult to get a hold of but once you do it's a very fun experience, she loves sucking dick and she will treat you right, I saw her not to long ago and will hopefully have time to see her again soon.

[QUOTE=Franchise2;4137140]Is jasmine legit?[/QUOTE]May be if you add a link would be helpful.

[QUOTE=DriftingFan101;4137259]She can be difficult to get a hold of but once you do it's a very fun experience, she loves sucking dick and she will treat you right, I saw her not to long ago and will hopefully have time to see her again soon.[/QUOTE]Here's to hoping I can be involved in a vanilla chocolate swirl the end of this week.

[QUOTE=LikkerFront;4136918]One defintion from urban dictionary:

Spit roast.

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind (greek or vag) while sucking off the other male. No crossing of the swords allowed if I'm on one end will be allowed.

For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Example: ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I can't tell the difference!

Hope this helped.[/QUOTE]I agree there is nothing like celebrating a demeaned woman.

I've been seeing pikesville bella for a while now, and while I know it's a lot to go that high for a massage flip and finish, there was just a comfort level of going there for services. Not sure if I've just been going for so long that there is a comfort level there now, but let me tell you boys, the menu expanded at least for one visit. Will keep going back. 1. 6 normal + . 6 tip most recently.

[QUOTE=Fahq1;4137408]Here's to hoping I can be involved in a vanilla chocolate swirl the end of this week.[/QUOTE]She's a tiny little thing. She can definitely handle the D. Though her mouth is too small if you're a man of size. She tried but couldn't keep her teeth off so I just keep it down her throat most the time, then pounded out that little kitty. She was ready to try it in the back door but I popped too quick. She isn't the prettiest chick or the hottest but she can definitely put in the work to please. I may go one more time just to see if I can fit it in the outdoor.

Shooter out!

Now that I have thought about it, I will stick to the script. I would rather be safe and boring than adventurous and sorry. This shit is getting pretty freaky. LOL I think I need to give the porn a break. The imagination can run wild!

Jasmine is in listcrawler,. #714.913. 5894, beautiful blonde with killer curves. Would like to know if she's legit!

[QUOTE=Franchise2;4137857]Jasmine is in listcrawler,. #714.913. 5894, beautiful blonde with killer curves. Would like to know if she's legit![/QUOTE]Yes Jasmine is legit. She travels to area from Cali and has been a longtime provider. I've seen her in Cali in past. Non-GFE, nice ass, great body, everything covered. You enjoy nice Non-GFE time as long as your respectful.

Xquisitely4.

[QUOTE=Satya;4137609]I agree there is nothing like celebrating a demeaned woman.[/QUOTE]Yes. I know some men get a kick out of verbal abuse and abasement of sexual partners. Actually, vice versa as well. And there are some men and women who have a psychological need to be abased, demeaned, verbally abused, for whatever reason. But if were in a 3-some and that started up from the other male participant, it would be an immediate no go for me.

I do have one male acquaintance who does only FFM 3-somes and pays to have one of the FS physically and verbally demean him while he does the same to the other F. Now that's complex. And it's a long story about how I discovered his special needs.

[QUOTE=Ccity5;4137692]I've been seeing pikesville bella for a while now, and while I know it's a lot to go that high for a massage flip and finish, there was just a comfort level of going there for services. Not sure if I've just been going for so long that there is a comfort level there now, but let me tell you boys, the menu expanded at least for one visit. Will keep going back. 1. 6 normal + . 6 tip most recently.[/QUOTE]Used to enjoy Brooke is she still there. Do they advertise. Contact info?

So I've been curious about her for some time now so I took the plunge. Should've seen pretty much anyone else. I don't say this very often about another human being but she is definitely one nut that should've been swallowed or spit out. Pros? Still thinking. Cons? Where to begin? Knocked on the door and she opened it and stared at me, no expression. Yelled at me for knocking. Never told me not to. Far from what she looked like in her pictures. Not even close. No effort at all to make herself look presentable. I tried to spark up nice conversation, she immediately had a smart ass remark. The worst personality ever. I should've left but I was not thinking with the right head. Wasn't ready at all, spent 15 minutes in the bathroom. House was trashed, dog barking, smelled like piss. She lives with her father in a wheelchair. We go up to her room. Vacant expression, terrible person all together. Doesn't try to make you feel comfortable. So we get situated and she slips on the hat. Half ass attempt to get Johnny to stand at attention. He barely does. I arrived horny as hell but she totally ruined that mood. Hops on to ride and can't get it in. Too dry and I'm still not hard enough. I tell her to flip and try to JO as she is completely lifeless. Won't let me touch the kitty to try to get in the mood either. Body really isn't all it appears to be in the pics. By far the worst experience I've ever had in my 15+ years as a hobbyist. Somehow I managed to get the tip in enough to actually shoot a little load. Get cleaned up and I'm gone. Can't leave cause her father is in the doorway. She says just push him out of the way.

Never ever again. Shooter out!

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.baltimore.listcrawler.com/post/29201734/Shea[/URL]

So in my search for different sites with provider info I came across this one:

[URL]http://www.indys.com[/URL]

In the Maryland DC Corridor ads I found a lady billed as Anna Kat with some very nice reviews. Turns out she hosts just over the Pa. Border, but that's actually not too far for me to go if this works out to be good. Her posts are now in the PA. Harrisburg, State College and Central PA Ads:

[URL]http://www.indys.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=612&t=542393[/URL]

Will report back but just wondering if anyone has ever heard of her.

[QUOTE=HeyShooter;4138584]So I've been curious about her for some time now so I took the plunge. Should've seen pretty much anyone else. I don't say this very often about another human being but she is definitely one nut that should've been swallowed or spit out. Pros? Still thinking. Cons? Where to begin? Knocked on the door and she opened it and stared at me, no expression. Yelled at me for knocking. Never told me not to. Far from what she looked like in her pictures. Not even close. No effort at all to make herself look presentable. I tried to spark up nice conversation, she immediately had a smart ass remark. The worst personality ever. I should've left but I was not thinking with the right head. Wasn't ready at all, spent 15 minutes in the bathroom. House was trashed, dog barking, smelled like piss. She lives with her father in a wheelchair. We go up to her room. Vacant expression, terrible person all together. Doesn't try to make you feel comfortable. So we get situated and she slips on the hat. Half ass attempt to get Johnny to stand at attention. He barely does. I arrived horny as hell but she totally ruined that mood. Hops on to ride and can't get it in. Too dry and I'm still not hard enough. I tell her to flip and try to JO as she is completely lifeless. Won't let me touch the kitty to try to get in the mood either. Body really isn't all it appears to be in the pics. By far the worst experience I've ever had in my 15+ years as a hobbyist. Somehow I managed to get the tip in enough to actually shoot a little load. Get cleaned up and I'm gone. Can't leave cause her father is in the doorway. She says just push him out of the way.

Never ever again. Shooter out!

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.baltimore.listcrawler.com/post/29201734/Shea[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you book 15 minutes or a half hour?

You need a hobby bag, make sure always to carry lube with you, condoms, towel, wash cloth. Even foot tongs for those dirty basement floors. One time a toilet overflowed in the basement. Thank goodness I had the foot tongs. You
never know what to expect in the hood.

Thanks for the report, LOL.

[QUOTE=Mpduration;4140781]Did you book 15 minutes or a half hour?

You need a hobby bag, make sure always to carry lube with you, condoms, towel, wash cloth. Even foot tongs for those dirty basement floors. One time a toilet overflowed in the basement. Thank goodness I had the foot tongs. You
never know what to expect in the hood.

Thanks for the report, LOL.[/QUOTE]Um, you missed the point bud. The point is she is so effing awful she'll destroyed my mood so much I couldn't get it up and the experience was awful. What does that have to do with coming prepared?

Shooter out!

[QUOTE=HeyShooter;4138584]So I've been curious about her for some time now so I took the plunge. Should've seen pretty much anyone else. I don't say this very often about another human being but she is definitely one nut that should've been swallowed or spit out. Pros? Still thinking. Cons? Where to begin? Knocked on the door and she opened it and stared at me, no expression. Yelled at me for knocking. Never told me not to. Far from what she looked like in her pictures. Not even close. No effort at all to make herself look presentable. I tried to spark up nice conversation, she immediately had a smart ass remark. The worst personality ever. I should've left but I was not thinking with the right head. Wasn't ready at all, spent 15 minutes in the bathroom. House was trashed, dog barking, smelled like piss. She lives with her father in a wheelchair. We go up to her room. Vacant expression, terrible person all together. Doesn't try to make you feel comfortable. So we get situated and she slips on the hat. Half ass attempt to get Johnny to stand at attention. He barely does. I arrived horny as hell but she totally ruined that mood. Hops on to ride and can't get it in. Too dry and I'm still not hard enough. I tell her to flip and try to JO as she is completely lifeless. Won't let me touch the kitty to try to get in the mood either. Body really isn't all it appears to be in the pics. By far the worst experience I've ever had in my 15+ years as a hobbyist. Somehow I managed to get the tip in enough to actually shoot a little load. Get cleaned up and I'm gone. Can't leave cause her father is in the doorway. She says just push him out of the way.

Never ever again. Shooter out!

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.baltimore.listcrawler.com/post/29201734/Shea[/URL][/QUOTE]Without getting into a preach session, gents you got to follow a simple trading rule. "if a position moves against you, get out of it", no curiosity, no allowing the simulation to unfold, just if in trusting your gut, that this is not going to go down right, leave and walk the F away. You don't owe any cumbuckets nothin, not a Goddamn thing, esp. Hard earned coin. Another way to look at it is your time, has got to be worth something to somebody, they waste it, or disrespect you, back the F up out of the trade, and cut your losses.
You are a good guy Shooter, really sorry that happened , we all have missfires, happens to the best of us.

[QUOTE=Indigo456;4140930]Without getting into a preach session, gents you got to follow a simple trading rule. "if a position moves against you, get out of it", no curiosity, no allowing the simulation to unfold, just if in trusting your gut, that this is not going to go down right, leave and walk the F away. You don't owe any cumbuckets nothin, not a Goddamn thing, esp. Hard earned coin. Another way to look at it is your time, has got to be worth something to somebody, they waste it, or disrespect you, back the F up out of the trade, and cut your losses.
You are a good guy Shooter, really sorry that happened , we all have missfires, happens to the best of us.[/QUOTE]Hopefully some will read and take heed. Sometimes even the veterans don't follow their own rules and let the little head take over. LOL.

Shooter out!

[QUOTE=HeyShooter;4138584]So I've been curious about her for some time now so I took the plunge. Should've seen pretty much anyone else. I don't say this very often about another human being but she is definitely one nut that should've been swallowed or spit out. Pros? Still thinking. Cons? Where to begin? Knocked on the door and she opened it and stared at me, no expression. Yelled at me for knocking. Never told me not to. Far from what she looked like in her pictures. Not even close. No effort at all to make herself look presentable. I tried to spark up nice conversation, she immediately had a smart ass remark. The worst personality ever. I should've left but I was not thinking with the right head. Wasn't ready at all, spent 15 minutes in the bathroom. House was trashed, dog barking, smelled like piss. She lives with her father in a wheelchair. We go up to her room. Vacant expression, terrible person all together. Doesn't try to make you feel comfortable. So we get situated and she slips on the hat. Half ass attempt to get Johnny to stand at attention. He barely does. I arrived horny as hell but she totally ruined that mood. Hops on to ride and can't get it in. Too dry and I'm still not hard enough. I tell her to flip and try to JO as she is completely lifeless. Won't let me touch the kitty to try to get in the mood either. Body really isn't all it appears to be in the pics. By far the worst experience I've ever had in my 15+ years as a hobbyist. Somehow I managed to get the tip in enough to actually shoot a little load. Get cleaned up and I'm gone. Can't leave cause her father is in the doorway. She says just push him out of the way.

Never ever again. Shooter out!

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.baltimore.listcrawler.com/post/29201734/Shea[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing the story. I appreciate these warnings and it reminds me to think with the right head.

[QUOTE=HeyShooter;4141013]Hopefully some will read and take heed. Sometimes even the veterans don't follow their own rules and let the little head take over. LOL.

Shooter out![/QUOTE]It's a flip of the coin on the service and attitude of the provider. Maybe she didn't vibe with you. She might have been upset that you booked just 15 minutes. That's why I asked about how much time.

Not surprised to hear about family members. Its the hood. Sometimes you walk through house and see all the family members LOL.

I know this one girl that does basically anything you want. Found her on Craigslist long time ago she wants me to send people her way.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/29200598/4432614706[/URL]

Climbing the ranks to ATF status for me. Just an amazing combination of looks, pleasant attitude and top notch performance. Fantastic GFE, I seem to have decent chemistry with her or at least she acts like it so it's a great time for me. No rush, no looking at her phone, basically she could teach a class on how to do this properly.

[QUOTE=AbsoluteSavage;4142378][URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/29200598/4432614706[/URL]

Climbing the ranks to ATF status for me. Just an amazing combination of looks, pleasant attitude and top notch performance. Fantastic GFE, I seem to have decent chemistry with her or at least she acts like it so it's a great time for me. No rush, no looking at her phone, basically she could teach a class on how to do this properly.[/QUOTE]I've come across her ad before and actually tried to see her once. I ended up canceling because I got stuck in traffic and went back home. What was the damage? Might try to hit her up.

[QUOTE=MrKwell;4143668]I've come across her ad before and actually tried to see her once. I ended up canceling because I got stuck in traffic and went back home. What was the damage? Might try to hit her up.[/QUOTE]Half hour outcall was 140.

You recommended some good items to take to be prepared for a lot of different things. I assume a foot tong is something like a flip flop? I've never heard of them and Google wasn't much help. Wow, I had not thought of taking a pair of flip flops!

I know a guy who used to go to one of the Spanish speaking casas to visit the Latinas who only see Hispanic men. Mostly day laborers and such. He said the conditions of some of those rooms were horrendous. Beds with the jizz, sweat and other bodily fluids from 20 other hombres all over them. So he always took a set of brand new sheets with him. He found some dollar store that had them and cleaned the place out, he said.

I asked him what the chicas thought about him bringing in fresh sheets to a 10-20 minute encounter. He said only one laughed at him, but most of them appreciated that he would bring them in. And he always left them behind so the gals could have them to use. He said they were very thankful for getting them.

I had always wanted him to get me in there somehow even though I'm a gringo. He said if I would learn some Espanol he would take me sometime.

But then after he described some of the inhumane conditions that he encountered, which I will spare you from the gory details he related to me, I changed my mind about wanting to go.

[QUOTE=Mpduration;4140781]Did you book 15 minutes or a half hour?

You need a hobby bag, make sure always to carry lube with you, condoms, towel, wash cloth. Even foot tongs for those dirty basement floors. One time a toilet overflowed in the basement. Thank goodness I had the foot tongs. You
never know what to expect in the hood.

Thanks for the report, LOL.[/QUOTE]