Massage Parlor Reports

For many years I have enjoyed the DC spa scene, but, alas, it has been pretty much shut down. A friend from these boards suggested I look northward, and indeed it was a good idea.

I tried the Blue spot, and boy what a good time I had. In a nutshell:

Pros-The lady was as sweet as can be, the massage was simply great, I was there well over an hour (it was slow) , and I got all the services I asked for and wanted. At the end I got a ten minute head and scalp massage that left me floating.

Cons-No shower (I knew in advance and arrived clean) , thin shaky tables, and sort of odd location.

It is Chinese, a first for me, as my diet over the years has been purely Korean. Total damage. 1.7. Nice, very nice. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=A Otay;1162403]Victoria and Lucy are both excellent providers with great attitudes. Victoria is a few pounds over weight but very nice.[/QUOTE]Is lucy back again?

I'm a week late with this, but I also had a great time with ViV. She really seemed to enjoy herself too. She also told me she was headed back to CA, and mentioned that it may be a few months before she gets back. Recently, I heard there was some new talent there, will try it out later and report back.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1162580]For many years I have enjoyed the DC spa scene, but, alas, it has been pretty much shut down. A friend from these boards suggested I look northward, and indeed it was a good idea.

I tried the Blue spot, and boy what a good time I had. In a nutshell:

Pros-The lady was as sweet as can be, the massage was simply great, I was there well over an hour (it was slow) , and I got all the services I asked for and wanted. At the end I got a ten minute head and scalp massage that left me floating.

Cons-No shower (I knew in advance and arrived clean) , thin shaky tables, and sort of odd location.

It is Chinese, a first for me, as my diet over the years has been purely Korean. Total damage. 1.7. Nice, very nice. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]I have been there a few times and I have enjoyed it each and every time. One time it was a little strange because the provider was so nervous at first. The location trips me out also because there is a gov. Car that is sometimes parked behind the fence and my mind goes straight to undercover. LOL.

[QUOTE=A Otay;1162403]Victoria and Lucy are both excellent providers with great attitudes. Victoria is a few pounds over weight but very nice.[/QUOTE]Was wondering who the heavier one was when I went last time. I think I may give her a try the next time. Sorry I missed vivian but the one that called herself Selena was pretty good also.

[QUOTE=Tim1820;1153824]Saw in backpage body rubs that the Belair Road site in the city now offers Nuru style for $$$. New ad, may try and see if it anything like the videos at the nuru massage site. I have a feeling that it will just be messy. Hope to be wrong.[/QUOTE]I think this in the place you were talking about [url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/open-24hrs-nuru-style-27/3575400.[/url] Seems like this place is connected with other places out of town etc. Like a corporation. Seems like it would not be that expensive if an AMP offered it. Can't see me paying $$$.

There is a relatively new operator in Glen Burnie, an older Chinese chick. Don't waste your money. She was old. The massage was awful. Her breath stunk. I didn't even want her to touch my junk, but she did anyway. I would have been happier with a sandpaper glove. It actually hurt because of how hard she pulled. No tip.

[QUOTE=Kitt1;1161917]That is what it stands for.[/QUOTE]As far as I know

A few weeks ago, I wrote Baltimore city government concerning legalizing sex work. Below is a reply from @baltimorecity.gov.

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Thanks for your suggestion. Your inquiry landed on my desk and we reviewed email and did some research and some thinking. I appreciate your pragmatic approach. Attached are some thoughts about what you proposed regarding legalized sex work.

Legalized Prostitution.

Proponents of legalized prostitution fall into two camps. One favors legalizing and regulating prostitution similar to the brothel system allowed in 12 rural counties in Nevada. The other favors decriminalization of prostitution.

Nevada is the only location in the United States that allows any form of legalized prostitution. It is restricted to counties with populations under 400, 000 people. Prostitution remains illegal in large cities including Las Vegas, Reno and Carson City. Illegal prostitution is very prevalent in these areas. The Las Vegas Yellow Pages has 140 pages dedicated to escort services. The State Health Department regulates the legal brothels and requires monthly STD and HIV testing of the prostitutes but does not test customers and frequent infections occur among the women. The governments of the counties support the legalization because they are the greatest revenue generator for their counties. Brothel owners receive a higher percentage of profits than the female workers and many victims' rights advocates argue the system is state supported slavery.

There is also support for the decriminalization of prostitution. The main advocate for this approach, the ACLU, supports the decriminalization of prostitution and opposes state regulation of prostitution. The ACLU also condemns the abuse of vagrancy or loitering laws or licensing or regulatory schemes to harass and arrest those who may be engaged in solicitation for prostitution. While there are both male and female prostitutes, laws against prostitution most frequently refer to, or are applied to women. Despite the statutory stress on female prostitution, he ACLU's policy is applicable to prostitutes of both sexes. European countries have established the modern equivalent of 'red light districts' where commercial sex workers are allowed to practice their profession without interference from the police.

In Baltimore most commercial sex work is a symptom of the larger problems of substance abuse and poverty. The STD / HIV Outreach and the Harm Reduction Programs actively work with commercial sex workers to promote testing, increased condom use, needle exchange, and substance abuse treatment referrals. Testing is widely available through street outreach sites and in the jail. A commercial sex worker involved in street activity is more likely to receive Health Department services than those who utilize escort services and the internet.

Actaully that is fairly amazing that they answered you. And answered you with a sorta serious reply.

Guess maybe a sorta hurrrrahhhh goes out to baltimore city govt. . Sorta,

Smiling Fox, ; }

There were 3 @baltimorecity.gov addresses on my CC. I left them off this report as a sign of respect. But the reality is as follows:

Most efforts to revitalize this city have not worked.

Baltimore, along with many rust belt cities are at a crossroads.

They are looking everywhere desperately for money. The State and the Federal Government pull back more with each passing day.

The answer is obvious and if a debate took place legalized sex work would win.

This would provide Baltimore with a LARGE new source of income and revitalization. The city would instantly become a global destination for high end sex work.

Right now, Baltimore city is NOT a hot spot for high end sex work but this could change.

Imagine the empty warehouses and row homes becoming new high end spas, clubs, and sex hotels.

The plan would be to decriminalize the indoor variety with commercial areas zoned for the activity, the outdoor variety within red light districts.

For me going public is not a problem, I have no reason to hide my hobby, therefore I have no fear representing it.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1164124]Actaully that is fairly amazing that they answered you. And answered you with a sorta serious reply.

Guess maybe a sorta hurrrrahhhh goes out to baltimore city govt. . Sorta,

Smiling Fox, ; }[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1162810]Was wondering who the heavier one was when I went last time. I think I may give her a try the next time. Sorry I missed vivian but the one that called herself Selena was pretty good also.[/QUOTE]Visited JHH Saturday night and saw Lucy. It was great service again. Unfortunately she told me that she was leaving to go back to NY, her home, some time this week. She said she would return. She also told me that Victoria is on vacation now but didn't say when she would return. Lucy also told me that there were two new girls there and she introduced me to them on the way out. Their names are Cindy and Anna. Both are twenties and very nice looking. Anna is short and the prettier of the two. Cindy is almost as tall as Vivian. Lucy kept pushing Cindy as the one I should see next time for what that is worth.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

I have no agenda, and no conflict of interest.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

There was a huge sign in the room "Tips are appreciated, but not required. No sexual activity occurs here."

I wonder how many times this place has been busted.

She gave me one of the first true lineups I have ever seen, and of 5 women, which the mamasan referred to by numnber, there were 2 very hot ones.

I chose number 4, Kim.

After that, it was all downhill.

While superficially attractive, Kim had one of the worst attitudes I have ever seen in an AMP provider.

We went to the stand-up shower (ugggh) , and Kim's idea of giving me a stand-up shower was holding the showerhead with a huge frown on her face, while, as she said "you do", meaning I wash myself.

I said to her, I'll hold the showerhead, and she should wash me. I did not think her frown / attitude could get any worse, but it did.

At that point, I asked her if there was any reason to continue.

She told me "You stop complaining!" I asked her to get the mamasan.

The whole standup shower lasted no more than 5 minutes.

I told the mamasan, there was no reason to be here with a pretty woman, with a huge frown on her face.

The only other hot woman from the lineup was now unavailable.

I went back to the room, and started to put my clothes back on.

The mamasan brought in another woman, who was not attractive at all.

I said politely "no thank you".

I said,"keep $20 or whatever you think is fair", and to my surprise, the mamasan returned with $50 (actually keeping $20.) I asked you are really going to keep $20 for a 5 minute shower.

An argument ensued, and "another mamasan" appeared who started screaming me at me, about how I was a bad person, and how I insulted everyone, by passing on them etc. She also said Kim helped wash me for 10 minutes, and then started to dial a number on her cell number.

I told the 2nd mamasan what I thought in full detail, and left.

This place is f'and horrendous, and the mamasans are horrible.

I go to these places occasionally to have a good time. When I go, I want the woman, I want, not who they give me, necessarily, and as bad as it sounds, I am not concerned about the providers feelings who I pass on.

I'm sure they will bounce back from the rejection.

I will be back in town in a few weeks, and definitely won't go near this place.

One the worst AMP experiences ever!

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1164211]The answer is obvious and if a debate took place legalized sex work would win.

This would provide Baltimore with a LARGE new source of income and revitalization. The city would instantly become a global destination for high end sex work.

Right now, Baltimore city is NOT a hot spot for high end sex work but this could change.

Imagine the empty warehouses and row homes becoming new high end spas, clubs, and sex hotels.

The plan would be to decriminalize the indoor variety with commercial areas zoned for the activity, the outdoor variety within red light districts.[/QUOTE]When you look at all the damn hotels they keep building in Baltimore, producing such an enormous glut in housing supply that you see for lease / for rent signs *everywhere, someone at City Hall has to figure out that we need a decriminalized sex industry to fill up these empty hotel rooms.

In the 1950s it was fashionable for celebrities to cruise the Block. The City should take the brass knuckles off and embrace the Block, making it a likely destination for the conventioners that they have been trying to bring in with all the hotels that have been built.

[QUOTE=AznFasinazn; 1164250] (Webmaster: Sorry if this is in wrong thread. Was not sure where to post.

I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

One the worst AMP experiences ever![/QUOTE]1. When they ask if you've been there before, you say yes. Always. Otherwise, they have to collect a form, and it makes them nervous you're LE.

2. $70 is the standard around here, some places are even $80 now.

3. They don't have TS, because it does violate local regulations most places in Maryland. Only a very few places do have one.

4. Not saying Lily's is the greatest or anything. And I don't know for SURE that you said you hadn't been there before. But I'd be willing to wager on it. But even if not, asking for a lineup will also make them nervous. So once you arrived and convinced them you were LE, how exactly was your session supposed to go well?

So if instead of what actually happened, you just said "Yeah, I've been here many times. I come here every time I'm in town, but it has been a little while." I think things would have gone very differently.

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1164211]There were 3@baltimorecity. Gov addresses on my CC. I left them off this report as a sign of respect. But the reality is as follows:

This would provide Baltimore with a LARGE new source of income and revitalization. The city would instantly become a global destination for high end sex work.[/QUOTE]I think maybe just maybe if enough of us write the city government we could change their thought process. We all remember what the block was at one time. It has really gone down hill since I moved into the city just 4 yrs ago. I am sure the city is missing some of the revenue that they once had by changing their regulations on parking along Baltimore St. And the surrounding streets. If they are so worried about drugs then park the ATF van on Gay St that certainly cleaned up the block of drug salesmen, or better yet legalize it and enjoy the increase revenue by taxing the products. Maybe this would improve the quality of street drugs at a cheaper cost.

So Gentlemen and your friends, start writing the City representatives and expressing your opnion. Just look at the change in the federal governmnet made since new political activist started pushing their opinion. One would be surprised the effect of a few letters can make on government officals Give me back my liberty.

A few things about your experience: $70 is the average cost in Howard County, TS aren't allowed in Howard County, and reading the appropriate forum (in this case Jessup) would have provided all this information all more about the AMPs including Lily's. I can't speak for the mamasan's attitude if it was in fact rude to begin with, but your getting upset about misunderstand what is / isn't the norm in HoCo didn't help the situation.

[QUOTE=AznFasinazn; 1164250] (Webmaster: Sorry if this is in wrong thread. Was not sure where to post.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

I have no agenda, and no conflict of interest.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

There was a huge sign in the room "Tips are appreciated, but not required. No sexual activity occurs here."

I wonder how many times this place has been busted.

She gave me one of the first true lineups I have ever seen, and of 5 women, which the mamasan referred to by numnber, there were 2 very hot ones.

I chose number 4, Kim.

After that, it was all downhill.

While superficially attractive, Kim had one of the worst attitudes I have ever seen in an AMP provider.

We went to the stand-up shower (ugggh) , and Kim's idea of giving me a stand-up shower was holding the showerhead with a huge frown on her face, while, as she said "you do", meaning I wash myself.

I said to her, I'll hold the showerhead, and she should wash me. I did not think her frown / attitude could get any worse, but it did.

At that point, I asked her if there was any reason to continue.

She told me "You stop complaining!" I asked her to get the mamasan.

The whole standup shower lasted no more than 5 minutes.

I told the mamasan, there was no reason to be here with a pretty woman, with a huge frown on her face.

The only other hot woman from the lineup was now unavailable.

I went back to the room, and started to put my clothes back on.

The mamasan brought in another woman, who was not attractive at all.

I said politely "no thank you".

I said,"keep $20 or whatever you think is fair", and to my surprise, the mamasan returned with $50 (actually keeping $20.) I asked you are really going to keep $20 for a 5 minute shower.

An argument ensued, and "another mamasan" appeared who started screaming me at me, about how I was a bad person, and how I insulted everyone, by passing on them etc. She also said Kim helped wash me for 10 minutes, and then started to dial a number on her cell number.

I told the 2nd mamasan what I thought in full detail, and left.

This place is f'and horrendous, and the mamasans are horrible.

I go to these places occasionally to have a good time. When I go, I want the woman, I want, not who they give me, necessarily, and as bad as it sounds, I am not concerned about the providers feelings who I pass on.

I'm sure they will bounce back from the rejection.

I will be back in town in a few weeks, and definitely won't go near this place.

One the worst AMP experiences ever! [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AznFasinazn; 1164250] (Webmaster: Sorry if this is in wrong thread. Was not sure where to post.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

I have no agenda, and no conflict of interest.

The mamasan who greeted me was rude and demanding. It was the mamasan's way or the highway.

The house fee was a high $70.

She required that I fill out a form, with my name address, phone number, and things like you fill out when you go to a doctor, about medical history. When that occurred, I should have left. Naturally, none of the info I supplied had any relation to me.

The mamasan said they did not have TS "because that was against the law." She told me they used to have one, but no more. When I heard that, I should have left.

There was a huge sign in the room "Tips are appreciated, but not required. No sexual activity occurs here."

I wonder how many times this place has been busted.

She gave me one of the first true lineups I have ever seen, and of 5 women, which the mamasan referred to by numnber, there were 2 very hot ones.

I chose number 4, Kim.

After that, it was all downhill.

While superficially attractive, Kim had one of the worst attitudes I have ever seen in an AMP provider.

We went to the stand-up shower (ugggh) , and Kim's idea of giving me a stand-up shower was holding the showerhead with a huge frown on her face, while, as she said "you do", meaning I wash myself.

I said to her, I'll hold the showerhead, and she should wash me. I did not think her frown / attitude could get any worse, but it did.

At that point, I asked her if there was any reason to continue.

She told me "You stop complaining!" I asked her to get the mamasan.

The whole standup shower lasted no more than 5 minutes.

I told the mamasan, there was no reason to be here with a pretty woman, with a huge frown on her face.

The only other hot woman from the lineup was now unavailable.

I went back to the room, and started to put my clothes back on.

The mamasan brought in another woman, who was not attractive at all.

I said politely "no thank you".

I said,"keep $20 or whatever you think is fair", and to my surprise, the mamasan returned with $50 (actually keeping $20.) I asked you are really going to keep $20 for a 5 minute shower.

An argument ensued, and "another mamasan" appeared who started screaming me at me, about how I was a bad person, and how I insulted everyone, by passing on them etc. She also said Kim helped wash me for 10 minutes, and then started to dial a number on her cell number.

I told the 2nd mamasan what I thought in full detail, and left.

This place is f'and horrendous, and the mamasans are horrible.

I go to these places occasionally to have a good time. When I go, I want the woman, I want, not who they give me, necessarily, and as bad as it sounds, I am not concerned about the providers feelings who I pass on.

I'm sure they will bounce back from the rejection.

I will be back in town in a few weeks, and definitely won't go near this place.

One the worst AMP experiences ever! [/QUOTE]Sorry about your bad experience. Looking at your previous posts, you seem to have had quite a few bad experiences. I don't know.

[QUOTE=A Otay;1164239]Visited JHH Saturday night and saw Lucy. It was great service again. Unfortunately she told me that she was leaving to go back to NY, her home, some time this week. She said she would return. She also told me that Victoria is on vacation now but didn't say when she would return. Lucy also told me that there were two new girls there and she introduced me to them on the way out. Their names are Cindy and Anna. Both are twenties and very nice looking. Anna is short and the prettier of the two. Cindy is almost as tall as Vivian. Lucy kept pushing Cindy as the one I should see next time for what that is worth.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I guess I will give Lucy a try this weekend.

Wow, after reading AznFasinazn's report, all I have to say is that it's a darn good thing that he didn't try B&S in Rosedale on Sunday. I had a flat tire that I had to get fixed in the area. Cost me $$$$$$$.1 ($$$$$$ for two tires, alignment and a new tie rod and $.1 for AMP 'therapy' afterwards).

I haven't been here is a while and had expected an older provider. Was amazed to find Grace, nice, young a pretty. Pretty much everything went downhill from there. No TS. Used so much oil that I felt like I had been washed up on a Gulf Coast beach. Back 'rub' lasted maybe five minutes. Flip and HE, followed by some of the lamest touching and rubbing that nowhere resembled anything like a massage, professional or otherwise, to round out a half hour (although I paid for a full hour). Didn't care. At this point I just wanted to get the hell out of there.

I don't know if Grace is the exception or the norm. If she is the exception, avoid her. If she is the norm at B&S, avoid B&S. In any event, this place is crossed off my list. Such a shame to go from one end of the spectrum (Vivian) to plummet to the bottom of the well (Grace).

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8.

Body: 7 (little thick down below)

Attitude: 2

Service: 0.

Butter Dog

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Lily's (location, staff, or mamasan) , it is a good location for people who can treat people like human beings.

Not sure where OP is from, but things obviously work differently here.

[QUOTE=AznFasinazn; 1164250] (Webmaster: Sorry if this is in wrong thread. Was not sure where to post.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life.

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[QUOTE]Cost me $$$$$$$.1 ($$$$$$ for[/QUOTE]That shit is so fucking stupid.

Why don't you just type $710 and $600

Before I hear TOFTT a bunch just trying to find if anyones tried out.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/models-inc-31/3577543[/url]

[QUOTE=Bdog1414; 1164799]Before I hear TOFTT a bunch just trying to find if anyones tried out.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/models-inc-31/3577543[/url]

[/QUOTE]You need to RTTF.

Eggroll

[QUOTE=Bdog1414; 1164799]Before I hear TOFTT a bunch just trying to find if anyones tried out.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/models-inc-31/3577543[/url]

[/QUOTE]I can't remember where, but I've read at least two unflattering reviews (to say the least) on this lady. Just avoid.

[QUOTE=AznFasinazn; 1164250] (Webmaster: Sorry if this is in wrong thread. Was not sure where to post.

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I am from out of town, and was the area recently, and went to Lilly's Spa in Laurel, MD.

It is in a shopping center, in a wide open location, with no discreet entrance.

It was one of the WORST AMP experiences I have ever had in my life! [/QUOTE]People seem to be reading into Azn's post much more negative behavior than seems warranted. To be sure, nothing good can come from engaging in argument w / mamasan. On the other hand, if Azn wan't rude and did nothing to warrant the lack of zealous service that he describes, then I applaud him for telling mamasan what was on his mind. He's the customer, after all. I haven't been to that place in years, but that's because my experiences (yes, I gave it a second chance) weren't too far off from Azn's. Maybe things have changed for the better, I don't know, but I won't go back unless I hear a series of consistently positive reviews, and the ones I've read on that place, in this forum and other sites, are usually more negative than positive. I've learned to always be as polite and upbeat as possible in order to garner the best possible AMP experience. But sometimes the hand that's dealt is simply the "tired frowning dispirited worker" that, at least on that particular occasion, would rather be pulling up turnips from the garden, so that's what you're going to get no matter how polite you are. Like many of you, I constantly scan these reviews in search of the good or great experience, and they do happen (witness the recent series of fawning reviews of Vivian at JHH) , but just not as often as we'd all like. I've tried many of the shops, and my "go-to's" have been ML and Kyoto, but those are certainly not "sure bets" for a great or even satisfactory experience every time. Truth is, all these places are hit or miss (some more miss than others). But if there were no "hits", we'd all have stopped long ago. Party on Garth.

I appreciate all the info I've gotten from your site. Here is a little contribution.

I called Pinetree today to schedule appt, and was told that an an appt wasn't necessary just to stop in.

So I went and was greeted by mamasan, a nicer older lady, and taken back to my room and paid. 7 for an hour stay.

Next, a nice looking. 35ish yo asian came in named Kimberlee. She was wearing a loose short dress, had nice long black hair, and nice rack. I took her up on the TS, and paid a good amount of attention to the fellas, lasted about 10min. Kinda grimy sponge, but she used her hands a lot too, so I got over the sponge. Went to the Sauna for about 2 min, and Kimberlee came back in and took me back to the room. The Massage was gentle (don't like it too hard) and lasted a long time (I was impressed). Massage lasted around 50 min or so, then came to the flip. Without any discussion, she proceeded to do a tickle kind of massage around the general region using her nails, very enjoyable. Anyway, I think I was giving enough nonverbal que's, as I had a grin from ear to ear, and no discussion took place. All leading up to a nice ending, which included a little covered prostate milking. Left. 5 tip.

$.2 total. Nice time. Would repeat. If anyone knows how long Kimberlee will be around I wouldn't mind that info.

Thanks

It never ceases to amaze me how much some of us expect for our little tuition. We want to pay basic prices and be treated like a king.

Nothing wrong with that but when you juxtapose this with non-spa behavior it is amazing.

Most men date and marry women who are of low quality, then go to the spa and try to get treated superhuman.
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[*]Men marry 250 lb. Women, then go to the spa and complain about a 170 lb. Woman.
[*]Men marry women in their 40s, then go to the spa and complain about a 33 year old.
[*]Men marry women with attitude level below 5, then complain about a spa girl with attitude 7.
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Imagine yourself in their shoes the next time you go. Their job is hard but it does not have to suck, let try harder to make them want to serve us. It does not take alot.

[QUOTE=Slick Tool;1165127]Truth is, all these places are hit or miss (some more miss than others). But if there were no "hits", we'd all have stopped long ago. Party on Garth.[/QUOTE]

Nobody most likely has tried this spot but the whole Rev. Jenn thing trips me out with this place. They suppose to offer all these things with no tip necessary and said what they do is protected by religious freedom. Any info on it?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2290689443.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1165313]It never ceases to amaze me how much some of us expect for our little tuition. We want to pay basic prices and be treated like a king.

Nothing wrong with that but when you juxtapose this with non-spa behavior it is amazing.

Most men date and marry women who are of low quality, then go to the spa and try to get treated superhuman.
[list]
[*]Men marry 250 lb. Women, then go to the spa and complain about a 170 lb. Woman.
[*]Men marry women in their 40s, then go to the spa and complain about a 33 year old.
[*]Men marry women with attitude level below 5, then complain about a spa girl with attitude 7.
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Imagine yourself in their shoes the next time you go. Their job is hard but it does not have to suck, let try harder to make them want to serve us. It does not take alot. [/QUOTE]I'm going to hug my providers (unless that a fetish up-charge). LOL Seriously though, you point is well taken. I would also argue that it's cheaper and less stressful to be single and go the monger route as needed than be married. So don't complain about prices too much. You get what you pay for. (or should).

Almost scared! Nobody most likely has tried this spot but the whole Rev. Jenn thing trips me out with this place. They suppose to offer all these things with no tip necessary and said what they do is protected by religious freedom. Any info on it?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2290689443.html[/url]

I tried "Rev." Jenn about two weeks ago. As has been stated in pervious posts this place is totally legit. Though I must say her web site appears very provocative. I wanted to see if she was "really legit". She gives a great massage. But that is it. Period. She wears a smock like a mediical provider, nothjing at all like on her web site. I asked about additional services, but she was quite emphatic that she does not provide them. She and the whole place was a bit weird. I will not be going back.

Guys, I go to this one place often, so I don't know if I overlooked the sign or if it was new. In the sauna yesterday, I saw a sign that read,"Gentleman do not urine on rock." Seriously? If I ever find a guy who pissed on the rocks, I will put his cock to the rocks. It is just wrong.

As for the rest of the story, a 50ish woman in what looked like a prom dress did her best. I squinted my eyes to not make her out completely. A little better than typical attitude and delivery, but old nonetheless.

[QUOTE=Jim1240; 1165674]Almost scared! Nobody most likely has tried this spot but the whole Rev. Jenn thing trips me out with this place. They suppose to offer all these things with no tip necessary and said what they do is protected by religious freedom. Any info on it?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2290689443.html[/url]

I tried "Rev." Jenn about two weeks ago. As has been stated in pervious posts this place is totally legit. Though I must say her web site appears very provocative. I wanted to see if she was "really legit". She gives a great massage. But that is it. Period. She wears a smock like a mediical provider, nothjing at all like on her web site. I asked about additional services, but she was quite emphatic that she does not provide them. She and the whole place was a bit weird. I will not be going back. [/QUOTE]*Thanks for the heads up. I saw the website myself and figured with all the low cut blouses, there would definitely be additional services. What a bummer. Thanks for taking a hit for the team*

Yesterday it was locked up, no one answering the phone. Shoot! If it is. I just found it.

Bluesky closed for repairs.

Open on Fri. God can I wait that long.

For a good massage.

Smiling Fox, ; }

I am noticing more part time work, especially among my regulars.
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Tried 18 in the District, but they said they had a water problem and were closed for the night.

Tried 2nd in the District, but no answer.

Called for Cookie in HC, she was off that day.

Called for Toni in HC, she was also off.

Called for Kelley in HC, but I was not interested in breast relief that night.

Called ML in BC, asked for new girl, as I was driving up heard she would be busy for the next 30 mins.

No choice but to go to BlueSky, a place I generally try to avoid as I do not think they offer the full spa experience.

Saw Coco, who I have seen 2 times before, she runs the place and is as cold as ice. I tried to hint to her that I would prefer one of her employees, but no luck. She just got back from China where she spent 45 days and was in one hell of a good mood. She once took part in a double team on me (her and her employee vs me, I lost).

Anyways, she worked well and gave nice service. Left $70 for the house $80 for service. She seemed happy, I just don't know how to tell her that I do not think of her as a provider, she is management and too cold to be sexy.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1165901]Bluesky closed for repairs.

Open on Fri. God can I wait that long.

For a good massage.

Smiling Fox, ; }[/QUOTE]

I have had many a good time at Lilly's in N Laurel. As a matter of fact I have had many good times at a bunch of AMPs in MD. I have never been treated bad and I can't see why an Asian would act the way you described unless there was something wrong with you. Asians may not speak the language as well as we do but they are pretty smart and can pick out an a*hole pretty fast. Once you are discovered it is down hill from there. Try this the next time you visit an AMP. Cover up that third eye in your forehead and try to be a little nicer. Treat the ladies like ladies and maybe your trip will be worth while.

Nah He

[QUOTE=Deldog;1165820]*Thanks for the heads up. I saw the website myself and figured with all the low cut blouses, there would definitely be additional services. What a bummer. Thanks for taking a hit for the team*[/QUOTE]I guess I can scratch that place off of my list too. Her web page is a little deceiving when she talks about Tantric stuff. Glad I did not go check that one out.

[QUOTE=Nah He; 1166095]I have had many a good time at Lilly's in N Laurel. As a matter of fact I have had many good times at a bunch of AMPs in MD. I have never been treated bad and I can't see why an Asian would act the way you described unless there was something wrong with you. Asians may not speak the language as well as we do but they are pretty smart and can pick out an a*hole pretty fast. Once you are discovered it is down hill from there. Try this the next time you visit an AMP. Cover up that third eye in your forehead and try to be a little nicer. Treat the ladies like ladies and maybe your trip will be worth while.

Nah He[/QUOTE]Not to the defend the guy, I cannot really talk to his experience because I wasn't there, but Lilly's is the second worst AMP in Maryland. The only way it has been able to stay in business is because of the truckers who haven't visited before. I have never seen a woman under 50 in there. Only one of them ever had a good attitude, but-damn-it has been like 4 years since I had that one. I once had really fat ***** there who insisted she walk on my back. I think I am still suffering mentally and physically from that night. All I am saying is that I will give a place like that another chance if I don't feel like driving an extra 10 minutes to Columbia or another 5 minutes to Elkridge. I'd rather go to Walmart and by something I plug in for a massage first even. It just isn't worth 50, let alone 80. Heck, for 80, I could go to the GGC, pay the toll fee on the bridge to get there, cover at the club, get a drink, and have a hottie rub her ass on me for almost as long. At least I'd go home smelling like I had a better time.

Guys, if you haven't forked out the little extra she charges, you are crazy. It is like the difference between a Fogo de Chao and McDonald's, on a bad night, with only Mexicans working, and they are stoned. The difference between this little number and the women twice her age at an AMP is too significant to pass up. I hit her up again the other night, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to hit an AMP again. The only draw back is the parking and the fact that I need to schedule the appointment, so she might not be available right when I need her. Otherwise, is the best massage therapist in MD that I have found. Just don't go giving her any diseases. I want to see her for years to come.