Massage Parlor Reports

Been a while since I've actually posted (lurked a lot).

Was well off monetarily before Christmas and a dozed off to dream about what I would do with it.

Thought about contacting a tantrika but to no avail so I found myself just walking into Senina. An "angel" led me upstairs for the ts and 1hr. The dream took a decidedly better turn when she offered fs at a reasonable rate. Since it was a dream a jumped all over it, pun intended. It was one of the most fun yet relaxing dreams I've yet to have about that place.

While I'm here, I thought I would agree with the below statement:
[QUOTE=Blueknot]For most, if not all of us, mongering must be done discreetly. We are posting far too much info. Let's try and be creative and keep intel to a minimum.[/QUOTE]I am in total agreement. From now on I'll only be posting useful info.

Does anyone know whether it is possible for a lay person to learn about thr disposition of specific criminal cases? I would only have names and possibly court dates. What else would be necessary?

Thanks!

Called for appt., was 5 minutes late and she called me back to ask if I was still coming...and it gets worse.

She's in an office/apt. on cicero, 2nd floor walkup. She was heavy, not at all pretty, and she put on very large latex gloves for the handshake. The massage was lame, the handshake was worse. I left sore and unsatisfied. Pass on this one, here's the ad:

Best massage, Wonderful relaxing by nice Asian oriental female (CICERO & PETERSON.)
Reply to: [email]serv-997607475@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-01-18, 10:55AM CST


Winters cold day...a lot of snow...tired...stress?

Full body massage: swedish and chinese. Reflexology.Deep tissue massage.

Very nice & friendly, professional, and experienced massage therapist in private, comfortable, clean, convenient location.

Organic oil, soft music & massage, hot towel...free parking.

1 minute off Edens Expressway.

WONDERFULLY RELAXING AND REFRESHING....relieve stress and reduce muscle tension...real good massage by strong and soft, warm & gentel hands.

Rates: 1 hour $60, 1/2 hour $40, 1 1/2 hour $90.

Call for appointment: 312-451-2165 until 10pm. Leave message if no answer. Will call you back soon.


Location: Cicero & Peterson
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

She worked her a$$ off today. Either mongers were just celebrating MLK’s birthday by getting a massage, or they were trying to see her one more time before she leaves in February, to spend the whole month in China. While I was on the table her cellphone rang 3 or 4 times…..heard her turn down one client because it was so busy. All the phone ringing was annoying but I looked over it because that had never before happened like that. She was apologetic, even extended the hour a little to make up for the interruptions. I appreciated the way she skillfully directed the clientele so that we wouldn’t have to meet & greet. Me, I had to wait in a room, both on the way in and on the way out--but all was worth it for the fine quality of service.

I don't see what the fuss is all about. My experience with her was less than average. She's a bit photogenitcally challenged as well. I also recall a certain funk while in her place. Seeing Winnie IMHO is no better than going to an AMP with the older ugly ladies. I too heard great things about her but she was a big disappointment to me. So So masasge and a very mechanical HE is what you can get anywhere.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Wish me luck boys. I might be going to china on Saturday. Will find out today. Any suggestions from anyone that hasbeen there lately?[/QUOTE]

I am in China. I was riding up on the elevator tonight with several people from my group after dinner and a little petite Chinese girl got on with us. I got off on my floor, turned and smiled at her, and she hopped off just as the doors were closing. She walked over and said "Hello Sir, Need massage?" I invited her and said lets talk. Quick discussion of events to follow included shower, massage, and sex for special Chinese New Year price of about $70. Oh and she would stay Long Time if I wanted. Says she wasnt a pro...needed money to take home for New Year. Shanghai has emptied out as everyone has headed to see family for the New Year celebration.

She just left and I am off to sleep. Tomorrow night Sauna...and the next night there is a bar around the corner from my hotel that has lots of girls in it...

You go happy.

I think we all wish we were there.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I am in China. I was riding up on the elevator tonight with several people from my group after dinner and a little petite Chinese girl got on with us. I got off on my floor, turned and smiled at her, and she hopped off just as the doors were closing. She walked over and said "Hello Sir, Need massage?" I invited her and said lets talk. Quick discussion of events to follow included shower, massage, and sex for special Chinese New Year price of about $70. Oh and she would stay Long Time if I wanted. Says she wasnt a pro...needed money to take home for New Year. Shanghai has emptied out as everyone has headed to see family for the New Year celebration.

She just left and I am off to sleep. Tomorrow night Sauna...and the next night there is a bar around the corner from my hotel that has lots of girls in it...[/QUOTE]

You lucky bastard...have fun for us all. Do take pics you can shar with us later if possible.

Parking in the rear, which makes it sweet, especially if you are nervous about going to the West Side. It's west of Western on Division. Pick a name when they ask if you have been there, Susie, Cindy, they all work. $60 for one hour massage and table shower. Act like you have been there, the TS is in the back, near the back door, so when she asks for the shower(after you have completely disrobed) start walking back.
TS-Great, warm water, cleaned me up nicely.
Massage- Lasted 50 minutes, excellent.
I left a $40 tip.

So jealous...must go to China...and join Happy...


[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I am in China. I was riding up on the elevator tonight with several people from my group after dinner and a little petite Chinese girl got on with us. I got off on my floor, turned and smiled at her, and she hopped off just as the doors were closing. She walked over and said "Hello Sir, Need massage?" I invited her and said lets talk. Quick discussion of events to follow included shower, massage, and sex for special Chinese New Year price of about $70. Oh and she would stay Long Time if I wanted. Says she wasnt a pro...needed money to take home for New Year. Shanghai has emptied out as everyone has headed to see family for the New Year celebration.

She just left and I am off to sleep. Tomorrow night Sauna...and the next night there is a bar around the corner from my hotel that has lots of girls in it...[/QUOTE]

Is this place run by Americans?

If not, is there a good place in town with white girls?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Mj138]Parking in the rear, which makes it sweet, especially if you are nervous about going to the West Side. It's west of Western on Division. Pick a name when they ask if you have been there, Susie, Cindy, they all work. $60 for one hour massage and table shower. Act like you have been there, the TS is in the back, near the back door, so when she asks for the shower(after you have completely disrobed) start walking back.

TS-Great, warm water, cleaned me up nicely.

Massage- Lasted 50 minutes, excellent.

I left a $40 tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Silvio]I don't see what the fuss is all about. My experience with her was less than average. She's a bit photogenitcally challenged as well. I also recall a certain funk while in her place. Seeing Winnie IMHO is no better than going to an AMP with the older ugly ladies. I too heard great things about her but she was a big disappointment to me. So So masasge and a very mechanical HE is what you can get anywhere.[/QUOTE]I agree Silvio.

Saw her once over a year ago and did not see what was so great about her. Definately mechanical and wouldn't even let you touch. And who would want to. I'll nasty. Save your money. Can find better for the same price.

Stopped in to M next to the CT firehouse. Guy at the front desk. White lab coat says hello. I've heard about the clinical look of this place before so went along. Asked for 60 min no TS, mentioned something about whirlpool/sauna, didn't go for it but curious. Pretty standard medium massage, felt good until the flip. Squeezed her hand a bit and brushed her side a few times and it was down to business. Overpaid a bit on a misunderstanding of services but notmuch and left quite satisfied for. 6, sans t & b, hands free to roam. Leelee, early 30's. Very pretty IMHO.

My question, has anyone ever tried the acupuncture, and can you get xtras with it. Might be a weird therapeutic experiment.

OMG....Shanghai Hotel Massage and Sauna.....Girl # 1, Jiao Mei.....translates to "Pretty".....and she is a porcelain skin, tight body, Asian goddess.
OH. MY. GOD.





They do a thing here where they hang upside down....hanging from the monkey bars by a red velvet rope.....and she spins in the air like a trapezee artist, WHILE giving you a BBBJ.

Thinking seriously of canceling the return ticket home and marrying this girl....

There is a strip of bars here on TonGrenLu (Ton Gren Street)....around the corner from my hotel. Every bar filled with girls to take home. Chinese, Phillapino, Maylay, Singapore, Thai. ANd a lot of the bars have LadyBoys in them. Beautiful Transexuals, not football players in drag. So the real girls take your hand and put your finger in their pants or under their skirt so that you can feel their wet little slit. And we cant even get SWs in Chicago to take their coats off in the winter.

Went to Verizon store in PR and noticed LeMassage Place next door. Went in and looked like Russian/Ukrainian girls, got card and was quoted 60/70 for massage. Did not have time to partake due to work. Anyone been here?

v/r
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I seen a new AMP being set up on Archer just west of sacramento. China Spa. Should open soon.

[QUOTE=Thencame Brnsn]Went to Verizon store in PR and noticed LeMassage Place next door. Went in and looked like Russian/Ukrainian girls, got card and was quoted 60/70 for massage. Did not have time to partake due to work. Anyone been here?

v/r
pb[/QUOTE]I've been here once and I posted a report in the Norridge board I think. Had a blonde girl, her name escapes me right now, gorgeous. Price was very reasonable but I could not find the right segway to ask for more, which I think was available. Haven't had the time too head back up that a way.

TOFFT and get back to us.

Looks like the happy gardener is sowing a lot od seeds in China

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]There is a strip of bars here on TonGrenLu (Ton Gren Street). Around the corner from my hotel. Every bar filled with girls to take home. Chinese, Phillapino, Maylay, Singapore, Thai. ANd a lot of the bars have LadyBoys in them. Beautiful Transexuals, not football players in drag. So the real girls take your hand and put your finger in their pants or under their skirt so that you can feel their wet little slit. And we can't even get SWs in Chicago to take their coats off in the winter.[/QUOTE]

I had a dream that I stopped by the Cermak latinas to try the place for the first time a couple of weeks ago. A nice, clean place. $50 massage/TS. Massage was light, not worth the $. I didn't get her name, my apologies. Options were available for the standard 50/50/50 most latinas ask for, which is too much.

I won't be having this dream again.

After seeing the previous post I decided to visit Jessica at MiaSophiaspa. She works out of her house on the northside. Opted for the special she was running on CL for $60/70min. Decent massage but there wasnt any offering for extras. She did leave me uncovered the whole time which I took as a good sign from the start. Near the end I asked if I could touch myself and she didnt mind but said we were about done. Not sure if you have to be a regular for more. I will go back again to see if anything progresses.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]There is a strip of bars here on TonGrenLu (Ton Gren Street). Around the corner from my hotel. Every bar filled with girls to take home. Chinese, Phillapino, Maylay, Singapore, Thai. ANd a lot of the bars have LadyBoys in them. Beautiful Transexuals, not football players in drag. So the real girls take your hand and put your finger in their pants or under their skirt so that you can feel their wet little slit. And we can't even get SWs in Chicago to take their coats off in the winter.[/QUOTE]Have not been to China, Yet.

What are the prices like?

Been to a few other countries and the prices as well as the attitudes of the providers are far superior than anything I have found in the US.

Actually, the attitudes of the providers is refreshing in itself.

They treat you like you are doing them a favor and are grateful, instead of what we get here.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11]Just south from TES on M there is a nice asian place. Very good luck all 3 times I went there.[/QUOTE]And if you go on google maps and look at the streetview of TES, you will see a gold undercover CPD car. Huh.

Last time I was at Lanes Spa (6 or 8 months ago) the women were very old, has anything changed?

Did anyone stop by this place listed in CL?

Looks like European but not sure what you can get?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ths/1002034920.html[/url]

They maybe Asian American, you'd have to ask.[QUOTE=Twah70]Is this place run by Americans?

If not, is there a good place in town with white girls?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Happygardener There is a strip of bars here on TonGrenLu (Ton Gren Street). Around the corner from my hotel. Every bar filled with girls to take home. Chinese, Phillapino, Maylay, Singapore, Thai. ANd a lot of the bars have LadyBoys in them. Beautiful Transexuals, not football players in drag. So the real girls take your hand and put your finger in their pants or under their skirt so that you can feel their wet little slit. And we can't even get SWs in Chicago to take their coats off in the winter

Jeeeeez, give us poor sods stuck here in the States a break!

Next, you'll be telling us about the fantasic sex and the low prices too! Much more of this and I'll consider doing a jakcknife off the Sear Tower.

Joyce is awsome! She offers everything including FS but she is pricy. She starts at. 8 for topless HJ and $$ for FS, but she is good!

Jobe I was disapointed with. She was rude while giving me HJ kept mubling something in Chinese and she didn't allow wandering. Then she tried telling me she was going to tell my wife and then tried taking my wedding ring off my hand! She tried playing it off like she was only joking. But we all know explaining how I lost a wedding ring is not what I want to do after a massage! Of course I probably shouldn't have been wearing it but its never been an issue before. I complainged to papasan and he gave me Joyce the next time and totally made up for the bad experience!

Joyce 8/10 very good

Jobe 3/10 mechanical and rude

I was there and the only thing I got was a massage. She was very careful to keep me covered at all times, and when I moved the towel down a few times she quickly put it back again. They appear to be totally legit.
And they have this cold as hell tile floor-it would seem whoever decided on it never tried walking on it in bare feet.

Next thing HG will tell us she charged like $10 bucks and was grateful instead of complaining about wanting more money. The scene really sucks bad here in Chicago.

[QUOTE=Tip Itin]Last time I was at Lanes Spa (6 or 8 months ago) the women were very old, has anything changed?[/QUOTE]


Yes, now they're 6 or 8 months older.

I agree. Jobe is psycho. When she found out I had a girlfriend, she acted very jealous. Also, one of the other girls told me that Joyce had left. True?

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]I was there and the only thing I got was a massage. She was very careful to keep me covered at all times, and when I moved the towel down a few times she quickly put it back again. They appear to be totally legit.
And they have this cold as hell tile floor-it would seem whoever decided on it never tried walking on it in bare feet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]Joyce is awsome! She offers everything including FS but she is pricy. She starts at. 8 for topless HJ and $$ for FS, but she is good!

Jobe I was disapointed with. She was rude while giving me HJ kept mubling something in Chinese and she didn't allow wandering. Then she tried telling me she was going to tell my wife and then tried taking my wedding ring off my hand! She tried playing it off like she was only joking. But we all know explaining how I lost a wedding ring is not what I want to do after a massage! Of course I probably shouldn't have been wearing it but its never been an issue before. I complainged to papasan and he gave me Joyce the next time and totally made up for the bad experience!

Joyce 8/10 very good

Jobe 3/10 mechanical and rude[/QUOTE]Never wear your ring if you are married. Always say you are single and unattached if they ask.

It makes everything a lot smoother this way.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]OMG....Shanghai Hotel Massage and Sauna.....Girl # 1, Jiao Mei.....translates to "Pretty".....and she is a porcelain skin, tight body, Asian goddess.
OH. MY. GOD.





They do a thing here where they hang upside down....hanging from the monkey bars by a red velvet rope.....and she spins in the air like a trapezee artist, WHILE giving you a BBBJ.

Thinking seriously of canceling the return ticket home and marrying this girl....[/QUOTE]
Rub it in, HG. Rub it in.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]Next thing HG will tell us she charged like $10 bucks and was grateful instead of complaining about wanting more money. The scene really sucks bad here in Chicago.[/QUOTE]

Look, I really dont want to go these places. I am going cause I know you guys expect me to. See I'm doing it for you guys....

If you really loved us you would post pictures.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Look, I really dont want to go these places. I am going cause I know you guys expect me to. See I'm doing it for you guys....[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Rub it in, HG. Rub it in.[/QUOTE]

OK, Ok, Im done...I leave in a few hours. I can't get it up anymore at this point. I wont even tell you about the store front blowjob place my local gy took me to before dinner last night.

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]I had a dream that I stopped by the Cermak latinas to try the place for the first time a couple of weeks ago. A nice, clean place. $50 massage/TS. Massage was light, not worth the $. I didn't get her name, my apologies. Options were available for the standard 50/50/50 most latinas ask for, which is too much.

I won't be having this dream again.[/QUOTE]Skip the sleepy Latina!

I had the TS first then went back to the room and laid down for the massage. She asked if I wanted 'options' first. (PM me for those since I think too much is getting posted lately) Then she asked If I actually wanted the massage. I knew this was a bad sign. I told her yes I'd like the massage since I paid for an hour. This of course equaled the worst (25 minute) massage ever.

Also, I got $10 change when I paid. When I left and I was giving her a tip that $10 was missing.

I think I may be done with that place. It may be back to Relax for me.

I was in China last year and the prices were in the range of 300-1000 Yuan ($50-$150USD) and they will fucking blow your mind with service :) Coming back to the US felt like crap. @ $150 you're really get top notch service no questions asked ( I did a fancy place in Maccau and I have never had better in my life) highly recommend the trip if you have mile or a cheap ticket. Hotels are not too expensive.

[QUOTE=SgtPerv]Have not been to China, Yet.

What are the prices like?

Been to a few other countries and the prices as well as the attitudes of the providers are far superior than anything I have found in the US.

Actually, the attitudes of the providers is refreshing in itself.

They treat you like you are doing them a favor and are grateful, instead of what we get here.[/QUOTE]

Oh one more thing if you ever decide to do HKG, checkout a site sex141.com you have no hassle prices and pictures...pick from the catalog and you're done. You need to know how to navigate the streets but the worst case is you call them to the hotel.

I did run into some LE when hunting for one of these places but they let me go because I was a tourist.