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[QUOTE=Clayfornow;1304298]Trust me the four-legged type only. She was hot looking but later sent me a text, ' I realize I wasn't on my game' and offered to try and make it up to me. I will return as we all have our bad days.[/QUOTE]This had nothing to do with bad days. Nothing at all. I didn't text you saying that either. I said: "It may be because it's so early in the morning but I got the feeling something was wrong. If there was please let me know and I'll do my best to make it up to you."

Yep. Welcome to the country. I used to walk in my home and wonder who took a crap in the living room or something. Then I realized the house did it. [url]Awwwkward.[/url] If you're making an appointment in the AM you will smell the house' wrath, I assure you. Afternoon and evening aren't generally so bad as the windows have been opened up and cooking / baking has occured etc. It's just how it is and usually is a non issue by the evening and with my candles etc.

As far as smoking I do generally ask but all one has to do is tell me it's an issue and I'll refrain during that time. (It is my home by the way but since I do follow the Nine Noble Virtues (one of which is hospitality) I'll gladly try to make a guest feel at home)

This has everything to do with the alleged hh no FS thing. Just to put it out there. C4N is completely right about my hh being exactly as he described in physical terms. .

Have a blessed day people and play safe.

[QUOTE=CelticShelbie; 1304910]This had nothing to do with bad days. Nothing at all. I didn't text you saying that either. I said: "It may be because it's so early in the morning but I got the feeling something was wrong. If there was please let me know and I'll do my best to make it up to you."

Yep. Welcome to the country. I used to walk in my home and wonder who took a crap in the living room or something. Then I realized the house did it.

[url]Awwwkward.[/url]

If you're making an appointment in the AM you will smell the house' wrath, I assure you. Afternoon and evening aren't generally so bad as the windows have been opened up and cooking / baking has occured etc. It's just how it is and usually is a non issue by the evening and with my candles etc.

As far as smoking I do generally ask but all one has to do is tell me it's an issue and I'll refrain during that time. (It is my home by the way but since I do follow the Nine Noble Virtues (one of which is hospitality) I'll gladly try to make a guest feel at home)

This has everything to do with the alleged hh no FS thing. Just to put it out there. C4N is completely right about my hh being exactly as he described in physical terms. .

Have a blessed day people and play safe.[/QUOTE]You do know when you send someone a text that it stays on their phone till they erase it. I have the proof of what you wrote.

As for the smell, I was going to allow everyone to think I did not know the difference between sulfur water and a nasty cat box. You see I have lived in the country all my life with sulfur water. L have also had indoor cats for the last 25 years.

As for the service I did not think it fair for me to judge due to the circumstances.

[QUOTE=Clayfornow; 1305051]You do know when you send someone a text that it stays on their phone till they erase it. I have the proof of what you wrote.

As for the smell, I was going to allow everyone to think I did not know the difference between sulfur water and a nasty cat box. You see I have lived in the country all my life with sulfur water. L have also had indoor cats for the last 25 years.

As for the service I did not think it fair for me to judge due to the circumstances.[/QUOTE]Yes, I'm very well aware things remain on ones phone. If you RTFF you'd see I alluded to that fact more than once. What's your point? I squeezed you in for a 9 am which I never do BTW. I appreciate your gratitude for me going out of my way to get my children fed, ready, and out the door in time to take that appointment. You're getting a little dramatic over an 80 dollar hh. Is it because you and child molester GM were close bff's? Is that it? There was nothing wrong with the hh service you received. Let's be real. That's what you are ticked about. You expected to receive much more than what is generally given during a hh call. If the service was terrible and sucked (haha at pun) then I certainly can handle a bad review and would do my utmost to correct the issue. Thats not the issue though is it?

Although my home and how I handle it is no ones damned business let me just point out one little mistake you made without realizing it. My cats go outside to use the restroom. Ooopsy on your part. They also don't have mistakes on floor or they'd be gone. So there is no cat pan. LOL. BTW You yourself smelt like no bed of roses. At 9 am you smelt like a field hand.

Don't be a dork. Keep this board for what it is and knock the drama off. Countless mongers and real deal providers are jetting because of petty crap just like this.

I thought your attitude issue was because I was a little sleepy which is why I offered to make it right. Obviously my preformance wasn't so bad as you told me you'd take me up on my offer to make it better.

Give me a break bud. My house doesn't smell like cat poodoo and I'm a time tested and lovely provider and person.

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[QUOTE=CelticShelbie; 1304910]This had nothing to do with bad days. Nothing at all. I didn't text you saying that either. I said: "It may be because it's so early in the morning but I got the feeling something was wrong. If there was please let me know and I'll do my best to make it up to you."

Yep. Welcome to the country. I used to walk in my home and wonder who took a crap in the living room or something. Then I realized the house did it.

[url]Awwwkward.[/url]

If you're making an appointment in the AM you will smell the house' wrath, I assure you. Afternoon and evening aren't generally so bad as the windows have been opened up and cooking / baking has occured etc. It's just how it is and usually is a non issue by the evening and with my candles etc.

As far as smoking I do generally ask but all one has to do is tell me it's an issue and I'll refrain during that time. (It is my home by the way but since I do follow the Nine Noble Virtues (one of which is hospitality) I'll gladly try to make a guest feel at home)

This has everything to do with the alleged hh no FS thing. Just to put it out there. C4N is completely right about my hh being exactly as he described in physical terms. .

Have a blessed day people and play safe.[/QUOTE]1. Some people are not aware of the cat box smell as much if they have had indoor cats for a long period. I have a poor sense of smell, so it is unlikely that I would smell a cat box unless it was sitting in my lap. Others have more sensitive sniffers.

2. HH appointments normally include FS, but a BJ from the super hot Shelbie for a donation of 80 seems more than reasonable.

3. Smoking is highly offensive to many non-smokers and it might be nice to ask before lighting up even if it is your place.

[QUOTE=CelticShelbie; 1305118]You're getting a little dramatic over an 80 dollar hh. Is it because you and child molester GM were close bff's? Is that it? There was nothing wrong with the hh service you received. Let's be real. That's what you are ticked about. You expected to receive much more than what is generally given during a hh call.

Although my home and how I handle it is no ones damned business let me just point out one little mistake you made without realizing it. My cats go outside to use the restroom. Ooopsy on your part. They also don't have mistakes on floor or they'd be gone. So there is no cat pan. LOL. BTW You yourself smelt like no bed of roses. At 9 am you smelt like a field hand.

Don't be a dork. Keep this board for what it is and knock the drama off. Countless mongers and real deal providers are jetting because of petty crap just like this.

I thought your attitude issue was because I was a little sleepy which is why I offered to make it right. Obviously my preformance wasn't so bad as you told me you'd take me up on my offer to make it better.

Give me a break bud. My house doesn't smell like cat poodoo and I'm a time tested and lovely provider and person.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up Shelbie. In effect the minute you incorporated CFN and GM as being best buds you yourself helped to keep the board drama flowing strong. In my opinion that was an uncalled for remark as your situation with GM was nothing close to what occured with CFN, (Assumption on my part by reading the post) so connecting the two of them in this response is in fact added drama to the situation. What was the purpose? The answer to that will lie with-in the perception of the many members who read this forum, some will priase you for it while t others will look at it as if you are being slightly vindictive and looking for ways to shut a monger down if he does something that is not to your liking. I mean no offense to you or your skills I am simply posting what my perception of this response is.

Plzd269

[QUOTE=Plzd269; 1305504]Thanks for the heads up Shelbie. In effect the minute you incorporated CFN and GM as being best buds you yourself helped to keep the board drama flowing strong. In my opinion that was an uncalled for remark as your situation with GM was nothing close to what occured with CFN, (Assumption on my part by reading the post) so connecting the two of them in this response is in fact added drama to the situation. What was the purpose? The answer to that will lie with-in the perception of the many members who read this forum, some will priase you for it while t others will look at it as if you are being slightly vindictive and looking for ways to shut a monger down if he does something that is not to your liking. I mean no offense to you or your skills I am simply posting what my perception of this response is.

Plzd269[/QUOTE]You took a small problem with a simple fix and instead accuse me of lying then child molester. Well we country boys (field hands) call that "stepping on your own dick".

[QUOTE=Plzd269; 1305504]Thanks for the heads up Shelbie. In effect the minute you incorporated CFN and GM as being best buds you yourself helped to keep the board drama flowing strong. In my opinion that was an uncalled for remark as your situation with GM was nothing close to what occured with CFN, (Assumption on my part by reading the post) so connecting the two of them in this response is in fact added drama to the situation. What was the purpose? The answer to that will lie with-in the perception of the many members who read this forum, some will priase you for it while t others will look at it as if you are being slightly vindictive and looking for ways to shut a monger down if he does something that is not to your liking. I mean no offense to you or your skills I am simply posting what my perception of this response is.

Plzd269[/QUOTE]Apologies about that. I'm not trying to insinuate C4N is a child molester. And I am NOT trying to shut that monger down. Let me just say this: While C4N was in my home he was respectful and he did not short the donation. However, I do believe this is retaliation for my exposing some of the BS behind the scenes involving GM and some of us girls. Yes, they are or were friends (rtff for a bit o' proof) and yes I was warned that his little friends would be. And I quote."Shutting me down with bad reviews". So it is what it is. I explained there is no cat box in my house. It apparently wasn't the performance so. What else? Bah. It is what it is. That is the only conclusion I can come to at this point. Is that it was a poorly veiled attempt. I do apologize if it seemed vindictive but believe me when I read the post I felt he was being vindictive and obviously telling untruths. I have a right to participate in and express my own thoughts on this board. Enough of this from me.

Play safe,

Namaste

[QUOTE=CelticShelbie; 1305722]Apologies about that. I'm not trying to insinuate C4N is a child molester. And I am NOT trying to shut that monger down. Let me just say this: While C4N was in my home he was respectful and he did not short the donation. However, I do believe this is retaliation for my exposing some of the BS behind the scenes involving GM and some of us girls. Yes, they are or were friends (rtff for a bit o' proof) and yes I was warned that his little friends would be. And I quote."Shutting me down with bad reviews". So it is what it is. I explained there is no cat box in my house. It apparently wasn't the performance so. What else? Bah. It is what it is. That is the only conclusion I can come to at this point. Is that it was a poorly veiled attempt. I do apologize if it seemed vindictive but believe me when I read the post I felt he was being vindictive and obviously telling untruths. I have a right to participate in and express my own thoughts on this board. Enough of this from me.

Play safe,

Namaste[/QUOTE]Fair enough and understood. You are right on with one of my favorite sayings "it is what it is" From what I have read your service is outstanding so stand on the merits of that alone all else will be weeded out.

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[QUOTE=EndGame; 1305893]First off Mitsu, there are bad men here who will say mean things to you for them asking for information in your first post without first bringing either Gold, Frankincense or Myrrh as an offering to the Gods of Poontang. They will (me too) chant over you in code with mysterious, vowel-less utterings such as rtff.

You betrayed your newbiness by saying,"And see that they have gorgeous ladies." This gave you away immediately because. Well. Let's go to the beginning shall we?

You see this as a biology problem when it is a simple mathematics problem You think it's a biology problem because you have plans to put Tab A into Slots B and C of a beeeyoootiful girl when in fact, that girl does not exist. Granted, she just might exist but the odds (oh shit, statistics. I lied) are that she doesn't. If you, in your hurry to, shall we say, unstress, go after every beeeyoootiful you find such as this, you will spend the following monies on average:

100 girls x $200 = $20, 000

Of these 100 "beeeyoootiful" (note the introduction of erection-killing quotes here) girls, probably 5 will actually be beeeyoootiful, so you will end up, over the long-haul, paying $4, 000 per beeeyoootiful piece of ass.

There's a simpler way to figure this out. When you see a "beeeyoootiful" girl advertising, chant this mantra over and over: "She doesn't exist, she doesn't exist." You will then achieve enlightenment. One stage of this enlightenment is that, if you have $4, 000 to pay per slice, you may want to consider just going after high-end ladies where the odds of actually finding a beeeyoootiful lady are better. Some think that that detracts from the "thrill of the hunt" and I agree to a large extent, ignoring my "tang" budget for the moment.

Let us not forget that traps abound out there and that your Spidey sense should tingle a bit when a website basically says,"Hey, I'm providing girls for sex if you wait a week." Anything that makes an Assistant-States Attorney get a boner should worry you as they would be using that boner for something other than sex with a girl.

In closing, rtff numb-nuts.

And yes dearest Michael, I'm bored right now.[/QUOTE]This reply reminds me of the "Farmers Insurance" commercials with the retired "Professor" teaching his students. EG, you need to sign up with a Hollywood Agent to get in line to replace him! LOL.

While you guys are busy discussing the merits of smelling CATBOX, I'm headed out to sniff some pussy. To hell with ya'.

GO SHELBIE! You've always got my vote and my tongue. Catnipped.