Dulce at Paradise COI TOTAL RIP OFF
So I'm not a regular reporter. Kind of a newbie actually, but Dulce is a total rip off, so I figured I definitely had to post about this one.
I go into Paradise about once every other month. Tonight I just entered the club when "Dulce" comes up to me. She is a light skinned Latina chic with straight black hair, an Ewok face, firm ass and below average tits. She ask's me if I'd like to dance. To me, she's not the greatest looker, so I tell her "I'm ok." She then begins to whisper her aggressive menu to include "everything". Thinking, this may lead to a great time, I decide to go back to the stalls.
She tells me she'll give me (2) 3/1's for $70. She also motions me to pay her up-front (first mistake. Rookie here). I pay, she begins to dance. She then turns around and says "give me $80". I tell her I don't have that, I just gave her my $70. All of a sudden the only thing she does is continually try to up sell me in for a VIP, or go to ATM, or give her everything in my wallet. By this time I'm so disappointed I say,"What's your name again?" I don't even want to look at this farm creature any more and I'm finished. She danced maybe 3 songs before we got up an left.
I don't know if anyone else has experience with this one, but good luck.
Hawaii Theater is now Monarch
The board on the bone has it that Hawaii Theater will open up as Monarch's Gentlemen's Club.
Maybe all the Jeannie fans can see her and her friend Eve there soon.
Off Topic but probably of interest here (DJV After Hours. Downtown LA)
This technically should be posted in the L. A. Section, but over the years I can see that the SoCal strip club explorers on this site are concentrated in the COI section and for good reason. Will probably repost this in the L. A. Section.
After getting various tips and even seeing corroborating posts, I decided to try out the Deja Vu club that opened a couple of years ago on Commercial Street. Right across the 101 from Union Station. It calls itself "After Hours" because it is only opened from 6PM to 6AM. Unfortunately for me, no daytime hours. I don't mind dropping into a club at night but this place probably doesn't really get going until close to midnight. Tijuana is the only place that warrants my being up all night.
Dropped in last night around 9PM. One thing I seriously don't like right off the bat is the neighborhood has got to be an LAPD trap. It's an old commercial downtown district that is completely abandoned at night. The only thing going is the Deja Vu. But there's plenty of police cars cruising around as it is so close to HQ, the jails, the civic center, et al. So it is a pretty good bet that MOST of the other vehicles you'll encounter on these empty nighttime streets are LAPD and CHP too. Cops just love to pick on vehicles in empty neighborhoods and you're going to be their only potential targets on many nights. So this is a real problem. It would not be a problem if the club had daytime hours since the area has got some other cars driving around when the sun is out.
The club itself is very nice as you expect with a DJV franchise. It is HUGE. Much larger than COI and NoHo and Ontario. Price structure is the same as COI which is a major plus. Major downside is the nude dance room is a bunch of close together armchairs offering absolutely zero privacy. Though the machines are there to take money and regulate time. The topless room is more like the COI, but most of the booths are still more open and visible and less private than at COI, and it looks like it is purposely arranged this way. I could be wrong, but I think I saw the VIP room and that is a plain joke. Just a bunch of big open booths right next to each other also offering zero privacy. So bad maybe it isn't true. Maybe looking at some alternate space that they use for some other purpose. There is a 2nd floor that I did not explore.
Very few girls working during my 90 minutes at the club, but virtually all were good to premium in looks. Only one girl even a little bit overweight but yeah, just a little bit and she was otherwise hot. No uglies. Not even one. I saw about 6-7 latinas. 3 african americans, and 1 white dancer. A few more hot girls were arriving as I was leaving. So as I say, you have to be up late to catch the best of this club.
Waitresses were awesome. As out there openly trying to be erotic entertainers during "stage maintenance" as any I've seen in the DV chain. The cutest was a super hot latina spinner named Maria. The chaparita next door who I invariably fall in love with. She seemed so damn sweet and innocent when she took my drink order and we chatted a bit. Later on she's energetically singing along with that tender hip hop anthem,"Face down, Ass Up, That's the way we like to Fuck!". Almost belching out "fuck" above the volume of the music. Sweet! .
The very worst aspect of the evening was that during the entire time I was there, virtually every single one of the hot latinas were being fuckoed by a middle age guy at the same time. They all sat with him in a large back booth and when one of them was onstage they'd all migrate to the stage to give tips and support. Then back out of sight to the back booth. I'm not one who has a running objection to the idea of dudes being fucko's with the chicas, but it is a management failing when every single girl in the club is packed in with one single dude, and everyone else in the club carrying money to load the lap dance machines is ignored. Girls who weren't part of this fucko party were with other fuckos. Bottom line, during my first hour there the only girls I was able to get a word with were the waitresses. And btw, all but 1-2 of the girls in fucko jail appeared to be completely bored with the situation with the other 1-2 providing enough enthusiasm to keep fucko thinking he was an enchanting host. However, neither did it appear that any but one (see below) had any energy or interest in breaking out to entertain the likes of me or anybody else in the club.
Finally one of the fucko flock, a hot MILFY latina named Liliana broke away to come over and ask me for a dance. I agreed to go to the nude area before I had realized it was no more private than McDonald's dining rooms. She's hot so it was a fairly hot 3 nude dances for $40 set. But no extras and her hands never went to the spot. I would expect her to be good for more, but I was not giving her any clues either.
Next I met a seriously tall thin black dancer who I think is Crystal. This is the tallest dancer I've seen in the USA. Probably over 6 feet tall in bare feet, and a young Lisa Leslie in her high pumps. Young and attractive and we went to the topless area which was in effect completely private since all other dancers were out in the main room with fuckos. It was a couple of sets of 2 for 1 topless, which meant my $20 bought 4 songs. Excellent value. The first set she was all sensual GFE but offering more in the VIP. Towards the end she settled into a great close GFE posture and started a strong package rub as they so often do when time is about up. I would be good for another $20, but told her to keep up what she was doing and she did and I was done.
Drove out of the neighborhood under the close watch of Uncle Leo. A good club but could be a great club with the realignment of a few key elemets.
Paradeezzy. Weekday day shift
I went on a little club run this week, first to DVCOI. If you follow the yahoo group, you'd notice the lack of talent characterizing this club lately. I had taken a long break from the clubs in general, but decided to go this week. I got one dance from a tall blonde with bolt ons (ashley maybe?) who I just really find pleasant, even though I know there aren't any extras. I waited around, saw Kit*na who looked pretty stunning with her new hair-do, and while I've had numerous intimate experiences with her, she doesn't seem to want to ask for a dance, so I never get one. I didn't see any other dancers who looked tempting, so I left and headed to paradise.
Paradise is always somewhat of a negotiation for me. Lots of mileage, but always with girls that I'm really just settling for in order to stretch my dollar. This time was a little different. On a previous occasion (she's been here for quite a while) , I had a dance with Jess, whose very thin, HUGE bolt ons, nice face. Definitely a 9/10 in my book. She just has a look that I find attractive. My first (way back) encounter with her was nothing to brag about. This time, however, after talking with her for a while and both of us seeming to really enjoy the conversation, I knew something clicked. Being that the chemistry seemed there, I got a dance. Just before this (and after talking with her for a while) , she said she'd be right back to use the restroom. When she returned, she had totally freshened up, smelling all delicious and clean. I'll never really know, but I'm going to pretend she did that just for me. Anyways, we go to the back, and after a little teasing and touching, I pull out junior to see what could happen. At this point, there's quite a bit of dry humping, but no penetration. So I position it between her lips (below) , as she's moving back and forth, and I begin rubbing her clit. She didn't seem that wet, but I was pretty worked up at this point, and she seemed to be too. The thrusting progresses and intensifies, to the point where any push upward would definitely land me in. I thrusted upward. As soon as she felt it. And I was worried she'd be like,"not inside" or something. She began to work it back and forth so it was fully in, at which point I realized, holy shit, this chick is CRAZY wet. It was like a swimming pool inside. Felt amazing BTW. (At this point I'm on my second 341). By the end of the set, she thought I had finished inside her because it was just so totally wet, but I hadn't. I decided to keep the fun going with one more set at the end of which I finished. Paid my dues (120) and bid her farewell. She was totally worth it. The only thing that sucked was that kissing seems to be off limits, but even with that, it still felt extremely intimate. She's definitely not the high mileage type, but after this experience, I suppose anything is possible. It's most fun when you know your not buying mileage, and instead receiving it during your purchased time. To create an analogy, it's one thing to buy a Prius knowing it'll go far, but if your old beat up Accord started getting 50 mpg with the same gas, the experience would be so much more surprising and fulfilling. P. S. I don't drive either of those cars.
Have fun out there.
Good place for a first timer.
I need to be in COI this afternoon with a buddy that has never been to a strip club. I've been to COI maybe once, so I'm the wrong tour guide.
Can anyone recommend a good club for a first timer? Doesn't have to be UHM, just a good place with hot girls and maybe decent price laps. Are there any $10 laps in COI?
Massive bonus if there are any asian girls, he has yellow fever bad!
