Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Chuck G]Just read the report by EP on the provider page, clearly intended for myself, a non EP user, who failed to adhere to HER rules to provide my life history so I can have the privelege to visit her. Not sure why but my standards include my protection too. This is not my whole life to find a provider, still just a hobby I can afford daily and being expected to respond to her every need is something I do for my wife not a provider, I don't work for them, I assume they are the provider not me.

I was in Nashville closing property. In these times this is good news and I did well, probably better than I expected. Only made $40k on a house in the Spring Hill area, but actualy expected to lose money on the property. Good thing about the Spring Hill and Thompson Station area. Bottom line is I have as much or more to lose and I feel more like a John with a street walker. Not a problem because I will never darken EP's door in the future. It is easier and takes less time to drive to Dickson where I feel welcome, and not required to jump through hoops to spend my money. Funny, I had one Nashville provider contact me asking for my business and it took me less than 2 minutes to verify she was legit.

I wish I was back working in Huntsville, AL where the providers are much better, such as Chelsea or Bama Friends, that are exceptional and easy to deal with. But after all I must be road scum according to the Nashville provider who specify requirements, then tell you how to supply the info, then tell you it was not exactly how they requested it, then never respond. Good work if you can get it. Maybe I should give up my minimum wage job to work for them? EH?

Later[/QUOTE]I'm not sure exactly what post you're referring to unless you are talking about my post letting everyone know that I was available this week? If you think that was intended for you, you're a bit MISeducated and I'll be happy to take the time to actually educate you. I almost always put the bit about "if you're a new client" in my classified ad posts so that potential new clients understand my screening process. Saves us the initial PM or email about it in the beginning and we can get right to it.

I will not apologize for having a screening policy to ensure my safety in this LE ridden town and how can someone possibly be upset about that? I guess you think you have more to lose than me? FYI: I actually have a real life too! Kids, a business, a home, the whole shebang! And I'm not going to go to jail to make your appt scheduling easier. If you take 2 minutes to verify a provider, that's on you, please do share your arrest experience with us when it goes down.

It is not my fault if you don't have 2 reputable provider references. I request the same from everyone. And if someone doesn't have that, and they ask if there is another alternative, I let them know that there is *possibly* another alternative but that it is very personal in nature and I totally understand if someone is not comfortable with it but I'm not placing my safety at risk just because you don't have references.

You wanted to be an EP user but didn't have the references, no harm done. You could have easily gotten with me another time once you had them if you didn't want to take the alternative, which is ONLY extended as a courtesy to those who don't have the refs. It's certainly not a requirement.

But you're right, they are MY rules, this is MY business after all, you have the choice not to see me and to pick up some other provider who doesn't ensure her safety. Which in return also doesn't ensure your safety, it's no loss to me. This is not my life either, it's side fun for me, so I can turn down someone who might be a threat to my safety without worrying about how my rent will be paid hun.

And I don't work for you either, how ridiculous does that sound. None of us work for the other, we participate in a hobby, so your assumptions are a little jaded; or maybe you're referring more to people who actually consider this a job. To chase after a few dollars for their nightly room payment, next hit of whatever, or what-have-you, no matter the risk to their safety. I have plenty of regular friends.

You might have contacted me to ask if that post was directed at you instead of becoming immediately offended that I was harping on you. Because you were nowhere on my mind when I made that post. Again, if someone doesn't have refs, and doesn't want to take the other possible alternative, I can live with that, respect it and understand it. It's simply a courtesy.

Safe and Sound,

EP

[QUOTE=Chuck G]Just read the report by EP on the provider page, clearly intended for myself, a non EP user, who failed to adhere to HER rules to provide my life history so I can have the privelege to visit her. Not sure why but my standards include my protection too. This is not my whole life to find a provider, still just a hobby I can afford daily and being expected to respond to her every need is something I do for my wife not a provider, I don't work for them, I assume they are the provider not me.

I was in Nashville closing property. In these times this is good news and I did well, probably better than I expected. Only made $40k on a house in the Spring Hill area, but actualy expected to lose money on the property. Good thing about the Spring Hill and Thompson Station area. Bottom line is I have as much or more to lose and I feel more like a John with a street walker. Not a problem because I will never darken EP's door in the future. It is easier and takes less time to drive to Dickson where I feel welcome, and not required to jump through hoops to spend my money. Funny, I had one Nashville provider contact me asking for my business and it took me less than 2 minutes to verify she was legit.

I wish I was back working in Huntsville, AL where the providers are much better, such as Chelsea or Bama Friends, that are exceptional and easy to deal with. But after all I must be road scum according to the Nashville provider who specify requirements, then tell you how to supply the info, then tell you it was not exactly how they requested it, then never respond. Good work if you can get it. Maybe I should give up my minimum wage job to work for them? EH?

Later[/QUOTE]Don't know if its just me, but $150 for a HJ is unreasonable. It is a waste of time to go through the hassle of a background check w/EP just to get your Johnson tugged.

Also, the long-winded posts and inane observations are tired. Why did you get her started Chuck G?

Just a quick note Always get my money worth from this great provider! Multiple pops allowed and expected.

Well stated, EP. Unfortunately, there are some people you just can't reach. They're probably the types you would rather not have as clients, anyway. Some people should be issued a drool bib and helmet when they get an internet account.

I was also scratching my head wondering wtf Chuck G was talking about when he got all defensive. And also scratching my head wondering why he left so many clues as to his true identity on this forum, especially considering he's so nervous about your screening process. Closing on a property on a specific date at a specific location. It would not take much research to figure out who you are, Chuck.

[QUOTE=EroticPleasure]I'm not sure exactly what post you're referring to unless you are talking about my post letting everyone know that I was available this week? If you think that was intended for you, you're a bit MISeducated and I'll be happy to take the time to actually educate you. I almost always put the bit about "if you're a new client" in my classified ad posts so that potential new clients understand my screening process. Saves us the initial PM or email about it in the beginning and we can get right to it.

I will not apologize for having a screening policy to ensure my safety in this LE ridden town and how can someone possibly be upset about that? I guess you think you have more to lose than me? FYI: I actually have a real life too! Kids, a business, a home, the whole shebang! And I'm not going to go to jail to make your appt scheduling easier. If you take 2 minutes to verify a provider, that's on you, please do share your arrest experience with us when it goes down.

It is not my fault if you don't have 2 reputable provider references. I request the same from everyone. And if someone doesn't have that, and they ask if there is another alternative, I let them know that there is *possibly* another alternative but that it is very personal in nature and I totally understand if someone is not comfortable with it but I'm not placing my safety at risk just because you don't have references.

You wanted to be an EP user but didn't have the references, no harm done. You could have easily gotten with me another time once you had them if you didn't want to take the alternative, which is ONLY extended as a courtesy to those who don't have the refs. It's certainly not a requirement.

But you're right, they are MY rules, this is MY business after all, you have the choice not to see me and to pick up some other provider who doesn't ensure her safety. Which in return also doesn't ensure your safety, it's no loss to me. This is not my life either, it's side fun for me, so I can turn down someone who might be a threat to my safety without worrying about how my rent will be paid hun.

And I don't work for you either, how ridiculous does that sound. None of us work for the other, we participate in a hobby, so your assumptions are a little jaded; or maybe you're referring more to people who actually consider this a job. To chase after a few dollars for their nightly room payment, next hit of whatever, or what-have-you, no matter the risk to their safety. I have plenty of regular friends.

You might have contacted me to ask if that post was directed at you instead of becoming immediately offended that I was harping on you. Because you were nowhere on my mind when I made that post. Again, if someone doesn't have refs, and doesn't want to take the other possible alternative, I can live with that, respect it and understand it. It's simply a courtesy.

Safe and Sound,

EP[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chester67]Don't know if its just me, but $150 for a HJ is unreasonable. It is a waste of time to go through the hassle of a background check w/EP just to get your Johnson tugged.

Also, the long-winded posts and inane observations are tired. Why did you get her started Chuck G?[/QUOTE]Not your cup of tea? That is cool, I have not partaken either at least not yet as I do believe more is on the menu than that.

But, at any rate, she livens up the board with wit and humor (hardly inane) so I say the more the merrier. At least she is not peppering the board with illiterate ramblings and rants as happens on occasion.

You are absolutely correct. I should have been silent but got several PM reports similar to yours (including providers). Funny thing, I have a BS in Mechanical engineering plus an advanced degree in Nuclear Engineering but consider myself a Redneck. But EP thinks I am "MISeducated" which is not a real word.
This may be a hobby for most of us and you can call yourself a provider, a relaxation therapist, a personal specialist, a etc,etc,etc, and I can call myself "Whatever" but in reality we know who we are and if it shows up in the newspaper it is "what it is".
Funny thing is if I had known it was only a massage and a HJ, I could have used my wife as a reference but would have gotten HELL from her if she had found out that was all I was getting for that price. I am allowed to get BJ's, which is all I do, and all I am allowed to do, but she would have been pissed if I paid that since other than the massage she will do the HJ. She is an Emeldo Marcus individual, but shoes are shoes and they last beyond the BJ.

I have to be knowledgeable about shoes you know.

Funny thing I need to ask Jackson how many Senior Members are LE? Jackson is a fairly smart individual as far as I know, and a great "PROVIDER" but I hope he does not screen me too hard.

Later

So what do you hobbiest think is a fair price?
Who is better for a lower cost!
I always was taught if you got a gripe have a solution!

I have had massages from Coast to Coast and in Europe.
EP's massage skills are top notch at a nice safe location!

My experience is that most locations around the country charge about $80 to get in the door. Some give a great massage but stay clothed. While others give a bad massage and get straight to FS.
By the time you get out of these locations you have dropped and additional $50 to $60 and you’re at a location that is being watched by LEO. So you are at the 150 range. We have a limited choice her in Nastyville and IMHO EP is the best I have seen.

There are less expensive providers that will give you a cheaper price. However from my experience they do not have the full package of a great massage, nice spinner body, attractive face and the smarts of EP.

Her screening process is easier than some but harder than others. Her open session is top notch.
It's her body, business and life she is safe guarding. So if you don't like it go to Dickerson Pike and save yourself a few bucks!

Saw Kathy for the 1st time in a while yesterday. Great session and she is very sweet. Has great DT skills and I am larger than normal.

[QUOTE=Chuck G]You are absolutely correct. I should have been silent but got several PM reports similar to yours (including providers). Funny thing, I have a BS in Mechanical engineering plus an advanced degree in Nuclear Engineering but consider myself a Redneck. But EP thinks I am "MISeducated" which is not a real word.

This may be a hobby for most of us and you can call yourself a provider, a relaxation therapist, a personal specialist, a etc, etc, etc, and I can call myself "Whatever" but in reality we know who we are and if it shows up in the newspaper it is "what it is". Funny thing is if I had known it was only a massage and a HJ, I could have used my wife as a reference but would have gotten HELL from her if she had found out that was all I was getting for that price. I am allowed to get BJ's, which is all I do, and all I am allowed to do, but she would have been pissed if I paid that since other than the massage she will do the HJ. She is an Emeldo Marcus individual, but shoes are shoes and they last beyond the BJ.

I have to be knowledgeable about shoes you know.

Funny thing I need to ask Jackson how many Senior Members are LE? Jackson is a fairly smart individual as far as I know, and a great "PROVIDER" but I hope he does not screen me too hard.

Later[/QUOTE]I laughed hard when I read your post Chuck! You should have sent me a PM, I doubt many know who Emelda (Imelda? ) Marcos is. Viva Aquino!

I too have a MBA from UTK, although unlike you, have never been verbally eviscerated by a provider. I believe the correct slur/insult is 'uneducated' not 'unedumacated' or 'miseducated'. You are also correct in saying we bear the consequences of the game we play. If I were an Obama supporter, I would naturally blame others for my situation and expect someone better off to bear my outcome. I am not however and accept whatever punishment or pleasure I am due.

Honestly, I appreciated the civility of the responses to my post. I share info with many of you and we can respectfully agree to disagree. I meant no harm or insult to anyone. I have also received several PM's in support of my post and a few in disapproval. All I wanted to say was that I prefer posts to center around relevant information. Not long-winded diatribes of little interest to the majority in the audience. That is what PM's are for.

Happy hunting gentlemen!

It's Friday morning and I just got back from my visit with Kathy. She's still as great as ever. Like I've told you before Kathy, your "Better Than the Greatest" in my book. For those that have never met her, and want to know what GFE really means. You owe it to yourself to give her a call. She's only here until Sunday. I told her that I wanted to try and get back to see her again, before she leaves town. She said to tell everyone here, that repeat clients will get a special discount for this weekend. I'm definitely gonna take her up on that. You guys may want to give her a call. She's concerned that she doesn't have many appointments for the rest of her stay. I told her that being the Holiday weekend is probably the reason? I'm gonna find a way to get back out there this weekend, you may want to give her a call too.

Yep. Watch the tonight show and you will see what the avg Joe knows.

BTW- Ep is a gem when you get to know her.
[QUOTE=Chester67]I laughed hard when I read your post Chuck! You should have sent me a PM, I doubt many know who Emelda (Imelda? ) Marcos is. Viva Aquino!

I too have a MBA from UTK, although unlike you, have never been verbally eviscerated by a provider. I believe the correct slur/insult is 'uneducated' not 'unedumacated' or 'miseducated'. You are also correct in saying we bear the consequences of the game we play. If I were an Obama supporter, I would naturally blame others for my situation and expect someone better off to bear my outcome. I am not however and accept whatever punishment or pleasure I am due.

Honestly, I appreciated the civility of the responses to my post. I share info with many of you and we can respectfully agree to disagree. I meant no harm or insult to anyone. I have also received several PM's in support of my post and a few in disapproval. All I wanted to say was that I prefer posts to center around relevant information. Not long-winded diatribes of little interest to the majority in the audience. That is what PM's are for.

Happy hunting gentlemen![/QUOTE]

She is the true defination of a GFE!
She is the only woman I know who is disappointed when you leave with only 1 big O!

Skills-10
Effort-10
Sweetness-10
Attitude-10

[QUOTE=Bigboy Ben]It's Friday morning and I just got back from my visit with Kathy. She's still as great as ever. Like I've told you before Kathy, your "Better Than the Greatest" in my book. For those that have never met her, and want to know what GFE really means. You owe it to yourself to give her a call. She's only here until Sunday. I told her that I wanted to try and get back to see her again, before she leaves town. She said to tell everyone here, that repeat clients will get a special discount for this weekend. I'm definitely gonna take her up on that. You guys may want to give her a call. She's concerned that she doesn't have many appointments for the rest of her stay. I told her that being the Holiday weekend is probably the reason? I'm gonna find a way to get back out there this weekend, you may want to give her a call too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Guitarzan]Well stated, EP. Unfortunately, there are some people you just can't reach. They're probably the types you would rather not have as clients, anyway. Some people should be issued a drool bib and helmet when they get an internet account.

I was also scratching my head wondering wtf Chuck G was talking about when he got all defensive. And also scratching my head wondering why he left so many clues as to his true identity on this forum, especially considering he's so nervous about your screening process. Closing on a property on a specific date at a specific location. It would not take much research to figure out who you are, Chuck.[/QUOTE]And not only at this post! But at all of the replies!

Guitarzan, you hit the nail on the head! A) Yes, my screening process also serves the purpose of weeding out people who I would not likely want as my clients anyway (thank goodness I can be picky! ) B) Yes, why tell us your life story if you're so concerned with your discreetness? C) Can I be the bib issuer. Please, please! PLEEEEEASE? ! ? ! D) Hope to see you soon, miss ya!

[QUOTE=Chester67]Also, the long-winded posts and inane observations are tired. Why did you get her started Chuck G? [/QUOTE]Yes, dear, we all know that you are one of about 3 non-EP fans on here LOL; and probably 1 of only 2 who don't like my posts! I think I can survive it. I think I can. I think I can. EP is the grown woman that could! And, ye speak the truth. Why would you get me started? We all know EP is going to respond to posts made about her, defend herself, defend anyone else she feels should be stood up for, rant about idiots and cry babies, and randomly talk about whatever the hell else she wants to talk about so why, my dear, why would YOU prompt me to go further =P You keep me going just as much as anyone else my darling! But EP doesn't harbor I'll feelings toward ya, EP loves all press releases! And EP and her long-winded posts love this board!

EXCERPT from separate post: All I wanted to say was that I prefer posts to center around relevant information. Not long-winded diatribes of little interest to the majority in the audience. That is what PM's are for.

EP's inevitable response: We can't all have what we want all the time! Such is the charm of life! And I would say your estimate of who is interested and who is not is up for debate! Wanna?

I get just as many board posts, PMs, emails, and in person encouragements. Actually probably more, supporting my posts, cheering me on, and encouraging me to keep posting. I also get "I love your posts", "you crack me up", "you keep the board entertaining", "your posts are awesome", "keep posting", etc. Frequently, very frequently. I get them with almost every visit from my friends from the board and our random correspondence.

[QUOTE=BigBubbaBobby] Lighten up Francis! Not your cup of tea? That is cool, I have not partaken either at least not yet as I do believe more is on the menu than that.

But, at any rate, she livens up the board with with and humor (hardly inane) so I say the more the merrier. At least she is not peppering the board with illiterate ramblings and rants as happens on occasion.[/QUOTE]I LOVE "Lighten up Francis! " LOL. My highlight quote of the night! If there were more on the menu, he would never know. And if he did, he certainly would not have the opportunity to partake! Weed 'them out, weed 'them out.

He seems to jump at every single opportunity to say something negative about me and I really don't know why. He did admit previously that the dream was the length promised, and that the massage was good, but that I just wasn't his cup of tea (in his own words, don't remember what they were), which is fine. I don't expect to be everyone's cup of tea but this guy LOVES to try to slap EP every chance he gets. But I still. Think I can. Think I can. And I DO! He's no more my cup of tea than I am his. Frankly, he's in my bottom 2 clients ever. I would no more give him a reference than he would me. And not because he didn't care for me, but because I didn't care for him from about minute 5 of him being in my door. But I still fulfilled the dream I offer and did it with as much focus as any other. But I don't constantly try to slap him around, we just didn't click!

That was like, um, a year ago or so? One "money better spent elsewhere" vs uncountable "EPs the best" "Love EP", etc. , etc. Get over it already!

And AMEN, and THANKS to the last paragraph!

*Hugs*

[QUOTE=Blackhawk 101] Erotic Pleasure is a pleasure! So what do you hobbiest think is a fair price? Who is better for a lower cost! I always was taught if you got a gripe have a solution!

I have had massages from Coast to Coast and in Europe. EP's massage skills are top notch at a nice safe location!

My experience is that most locations around the country charge about $80 to get in the door. Some give a great massage but stay clothed. While others give a bad massage and get straight to FS. By the time you get out of these locations you have dropped and additional $50 to $60 and you’re at a location that is being watched by LEO. So you are at the 150 range. We have a limited choice her in Nastyville and IMHO EP is the best I have seen.

There are less expensive providers that will give you a cheaper price. However from my experience they do not have the full package of a great massage, nice spinner body, attractive face and the smarts of EP.

Her screening process is easier than some but harder than others. Her open session is top notch. It's her body, business and life she is safe guarding. So if you don't like it go to Dickerson Pike and save yourself a few bucks! [/QUOTE]Muchos Besos Y Mimos Darlin'! (Many Kisses and Hugs! ) You rock and yanno EP wuvs ya! Thank you for your continued support =)

And, again, these are the likes of those who will never experience my Open Session since it is reserved for only the creme de la creme! (the best of the best, the cream of the crop. For those of you who think I do not know what is or isn't a word and might intentionally say something to make a point. Trust everything I say is intentional! )

Hmmmm, did I cover everyone and everything? I still have more wind! Don't worry Chuck, hun, I'll be responding to your post separately! I haven't forgotten you dear!

*Blowing her fingertips like smoke off the gun in the Wild Wild West*

Your forever, sometimes controversial, loved by many, hated by few but always on someone's mind/mouth/fingers, typist.

EP

[Quote=Chuck G]You are absolutely correct. I should have been silent but got several PM reports similar to yours (including providers). Funny thing, I have a BS in Mechanical engineering plus an advanced degree in Nuclear Engineering but consider myself a Redneck. But EP thinks I am "MISeducated" which is not a real word.

This may be a hobby for most of us and you can call yourself a provider, a relaxation therapist, a personal specialist, a etc, etc, etc, and I can call myself "Whatever" but in reality we know who we are and if it shows up in the newspaper it is "what it is". Funny thing is if I had known it was only a massage and a HJ, I could have used my wife as a reference but would have gotten HELL from her if she had found out that was all I was getting for that price. I am allowed to get BJ's, which is all I do, and all I am allowed to do, but she would have been pissed if I paid that since other than the massage she will do the HJ. She is an Emeldo Marcus individual, but shoes are shoes and they last beyond the BJ.

I have to be knowledgeable about shoes you know.

Funny thing I need to ask Jackson how many Senior Members are LE? Jackson is a fairly smart individual as far as I know, and a great "PROVIDER" but I hope he does not screen me too hard.

Later[/QUOTE]Including providers LOL. Those must be the ones that chase clients down, the ones that I hear about sending emails to previous clients asking them to come see them, offering deals for them to show, etc. The same ones that I hear about all the time. LOL But hey, I guess you have to do what you have to do to try to secure appointments if you're not someone that people automatically think of when they want to have a dream and your "business" can't sustain itself otherwise eh? Can't say I know about that so I won't knock them for doing what they have to do!

You called yourself being educated by me, and you weren't. Again, you were nowhere on my radar when I made that post. Don't give yourself so much credit next time. This is probably one of the dumbest conversations I've ever had. But, yes, I will take the bait and partake! That's EP for ya.

I could have simply called you UNeducated, which would have inferred that you were ignorant since that is the definition of that particular word but I chose to take a different, intentional, route for two reasons; one being that, at the time, I didn't think you were flat out ignorant, but rather mislead in what you took out of the post.

And you're exactly right. If it shows up in the paper, "it is what it is" so what makes you think I'm going to heighten my risk of showing up in the paper at your convenience? You are no more important than I, and your safety is no more important than mine. If you think otherwise, I am extremely glad we did not meet. I can truly say I have the best of the best of "friends" when it comes to this hobby, and I have no interest in becoming acquaintances with a hobbyist, or whatever you call yourself, who has the mindset you do. It's great that you were so offended by my very simple, untargeted, post because it quickly revealed that we are not each other's "cup of tea" and neither of us ended up wasting our time.

And your assumptions about what may or may not be offered by me will be all you ever have =)

On a sidenote: what is it with some of you flaunting what degrees, etc. You have? Is that due to some sort of insecurity issue or something? Does anyone is this hobby really care? Are you hoping to land a job here? Just curious.

We can get back to board business anytime you guys like or we can continue, I'm game for whatever, as always!

Lovingly, EP

P.S.. Because Jackson is so smart, I'm quite sure he would screen you well if you had the potential of jeopardizing his safety. Did you really think that comment all the way through?

The place I sold was at 3709 Peacock Ct in Spring Hill. And if you are not aware my posts are my real firsrt name and my last initial. Anyone whom I correspond on here gets my real e-mail which spells out my last name (at least today). I need to hide from no one, I am in a position that I do not have to and unless I do something really really agregious I am fairly well protected.
My issue was having to submit to all the "Do this, do that, send me this specific info, I don't have time to check the Huntsville provider page to find info, you need to send me specifics" Guess I should have asked Vicky at Bama Friends to call and beg her to see me.

BTW I live in Canada now so Nashville is only an occasional visiting area. And Kaitlyn in Dickson is also a gem.