Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Seven Eleven]And to add on, if it's such a secret, why bother posting in the first place?

To brag you have an AMP contact?

Please.[/QUOTE]And to make it more clandestine we could refer to it as whateverland!

Toughen up.

My post clearly states if you know anything about an AMP being trashed, PM me. You don't know anything about it so don't PM me. I didn't tell you because I don't know you and based on the content of your posts; I don't WANT to know you.

I'm trying to get confirmation or denial about what I heard happened. You can provide neither.

The girls want to keep it a "secret" because such an incident could be bad for business.

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Saiyen,

You were in the right vicinity but at the wrong place. You should have venture next door to the Royal court. If you like toned slender body, you ask for Hana. She is about 5'3, B/C with nice nips, slender, flat stomach, beautiful face, and gives one hell of a massage.

Don't mind the "pussy farts" in certain position with her, it's harmless. It surprised me at first but now I'm used to it. Oh, and she loves DATY.

Unfortunately, I am away right now so I can't see her as often. The Mamasan is very nice there.

Ian

[QUOTE=Saiyen]Went to the spa off of 10th , was buzzed in and passed a monger up the stairs. Mammasan greeted me and collected the standard fee. In came Nikki and I must say I was dissapointed in the looks department. She said she was mixed with Thai & Indian, anyways started off a the TS barely scrubbing the right areas. We moved onto the massage and she asked if I wanted anything to drink and kept eyeing the table, I guess a hint to leave the tip out before she gets back. Left out a $ in plane sight and lied back hoping there might be more enthusiasm in the relaxation techniques she offered. Started off with a CBJ and moved onto, 69 which she thoroughly enjoyed, doggie and missionary with a happy ending. All in all nice girl, but I will add she is a huge talker, she wants to chat the whole time. Service was not bad but for me I like toned slender bodys and a nice face. I imagine she was in her late 30s and it showed, also rock hard boobs which I was not a fan of.[/QUOTE]

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Another visit to Green - when'd they paint that door red?

Front door was locked. Mamasan unable to buzz me in - had to come out & let me in. She wasn't happy with someone about it - fussed in Korean. Taken back to second room on the right & asked to wait. After about five minutes, Kay came in, collected the fee & then guided me to the TS for a thorough scrubbing.

Kay's early thirties with natural curves.

Back in the room, she gave me a decent massage. She climbed on my back to put all her weight into it. That said, she still was a rather light touch. After about fifteen minutes she asked if she could take care of me. Naturally, I said yes. She disappeared for a few minutes, returned asked me to flip. Short CBJ - basically long enough to apply the cover & then jumped on for some CG. After a while (this is when I can't keep track of time) she asked if I wanted to change places. I wasn't quite ready, so she rode a little longer. Finally changed over for a little dog & finished up mish.

TS 6
Face 7
Body 8
Massage 7
Service 8
Attitude 8

Overall good experience as I've come to expect here. Total visit a little more than an hour. Kay's been around for about a month - I see a couple previous reviews on her back couple weeks on this board. She says she'll be around for a while.

Swung by Paridise an drew a little Honey.

A deffinate 9 across the board. Everything was enjoyable, from the TS and massage to the finish. Will repeat on my next long lunch break.

Also, Full lips for DATY as an added bonus.

New to the DC group but all my spots in NOVA are no more. Thanks to reading about 7 or 8 pages back I was able to find 1413 and meet Young. She was not really that young or much of a spinner but she was pretty. Good table shower with extra attention to the backside. She did a back walk wich was great. I missed the actual massage in NOVA they always skipped over it. Then she gave a prostate massage. I have not had one since the old days at Maryland spas! On to CBJ, refused the DATY wich was a bummer but after the mish, offered an extra pop but sneezed an popped little daddy right out!

Only bummer was that she tried the upsell asking for a "bonus". I just smiled and told her I knew the standard prices. She asked if she did a good job. I let her know she did but as for the bonus "maybe next time baby, promise". How many times have we heard that!!

I think I may try finding Hana at Royal that I just read about. I am not that familiar with DC but will do my best.

BDD - Welcome to the land where 'bawdy places' are undefined...

[QUOTE=Jack Bones]Another visit to Green - when'd they paint that door red?
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Kay's early thirties with natural curves.
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Overall good experience as I've come to expect here. Total visit a little more than an hour. Kay's been around for about a month - I see a couple previous reviews on her back couple weeks on this board. She says she'll be around for a while.[/QUOTE]

This must be the same girl I had, the process is exactly the same. Don't know why I never seem to get (or remember) their names. Probably because I know that they don't mean anything. But would be helpful when it comes time for reviews I guess.

Thanks for the welcome to DC!

I RTFF'd some more and found to the place of Royalty. Ian's advise was right. Hana was just what I needed today. Spinner out to please.All the standard fare was nicely attended to. I would have to give straight 8's and a 9 for her body. Definitly will repeat since we clicked nicely the first time it will probably get better.

Now I just need to find them younger!!

Thanks for the advise I was given by some of the esteemed members here.

[QUOTE=Bseeks]This must be the same girl I had, the process is exactly the same. Don't know why I never seem to get (or remember) their names. Probably because I know that they don't mean anything. But would be helpful when it comes time for reviews I guess.[/QUOTE]Don't feel bad. I had to ask her to remind me of her name three times during the session! You're right about the names not meaning a thing. I think there might be about a dozen (maybe less) "standard issue" names.

Finally found the green door! Very easy to find once you know, but don't believe the online maps.

Met Connie, a total hottie and sweetheart. Spinner type, b-cups, curly hair, pretty face. Great attitude, lots of energy. No time to say what we did, but I'll be back for sure. And to think I almost left after waiting 15 minutes.

Just what we need. Some meatheads doing something stupid. The screening process might just go up a bunch, LE might get wind of it and get involved. Assholes. We should find 'them and kick some ass.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]Mrs. Haeyo informed me that some shit hit the fan down your way Monday night. She still knows many of the girls who work in the area and one of them told her that one of the spas was trashed by some young guys.

Apparently all of the girls and the mamasan are okay.

Anybody know anything about this? PMs are good.

Be careful down there bros.

SH[/QUOTE]

Just a sad reminder that the sentencing date for all the owners from last years black Wednesday is next week. Most of the owners will get 12 - 18 months, pay fines and in at least a couple cases get deported after serving their time. A few of the working girls who testified have now been put on the fast track for green cards, most deported. Kind of interesting that a couple who had been deported are back working in LA and Texas. Makes you wonder if they can get in who else can? Just my most likely last intel for 12 - 18 months.