Massage Parlor Reports

Saw lilly. Disappointing looks. Even worse service. Paid for BBBJ. Got CBJ for 2 minutes then only would do HJ and kept asking for boom boom. So I left. Unhappy.

[QUOTE=MrPres479;4995719]Been single for 5 years and have heard things about parlors but have never been to one. I live right near happy. If it is allowed can anyone tell me what to expect? Etiquette? Ready to break a 5 year dry spell and any advice would be Greatly appreciated. TY.[/QUOTE]The etiquette is just go. Be flirty and suggestive. Have a good time. It isn't like a date. Keep in mind the place is called Happy.

[QUOTE=Electronman;4990682]Mikki is still working. She's in Jackson at Lucky Spa and she still receives glowing reviews. Rumor has it that Sandy is working in Danville, IL. They must have enough money to retire. I guess they enjoy their work.

When was your "scouting" visit to Happy? Was it recently?[/QUOTE]Sandy is indeed working in Illinois. Westville to be specific. Still a great time.

[QUOTE=Noob11;4995947][URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/massage/rr-time/278915891460[/URL]

Any intel?[/QUOTE]She gets the job done. House was sketchy. No f. S. She was up from florida last year. 100 for hour with h. J.

[QUOTE=MrPres479;4995719]Been single for 5 years and have heard things about parlors but have never been to one. I live right near happy. If it is allowed can anyone tell me what to expect? Etiquette? Ready to break a 5 year dry spell and any advice would be Greatly appreciated. TY.[/QUOTE]When they take you in the room, get naked right away, sit on the table and wait for them to take you to the shower. Lay face down in the shower when they motion, enjoy the rest of your visit.

[QUOTE=Nissan1988;4997132]She gets the job done. House was sketchy. No f. S. She was up from florida last year. 100 for hour with h. J.[/QUOTE]Is she located in Battle Creek? Does her boobs look like the picture and is she good looking? Is there more then a HJ.

[QUOTE=DirkDiver;4998687]Is she located in Battle Creek? Does her boobs look like the picture and is she good looking? Is there more then a HJ.[/QUOTE]She is a larger girl. Seen her last fall. Not a waste of time, but not real fun. Has issues with you touching her. No FS.

[QUOTE=Noob11;4995947][URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/massage/rr-time/278915891460[/URL]

Any intel?[/QUOTE]Noob,

This lady works out of a really crappy, home location.

Dirty, smelly room & she's sexy enough but you ain't getting much of anything.

Lousy, short massage & an unenthusiastic HJ at best.

The above is based on several trips / sessions w / her a while back tho.

The only good thing is, you're all in for $.

Read your latest post here & IMO, If you were unhappy w / Spring / Lilly that you'll also be unhappy w / her (linked).

At half the price even a worse value, I think.

Always YMMV.

Be Safe, JJ (Kzoo).

[QUOTE=Noob11;4995947][URL]https://battle-creek.skipthegames.com/massage/rr-time/278915891460[/URL]

Any intel?[/QUOTE]I believe this provider was around a couple years ago (pictures look familiar) and the responses you have been getting track that assumption. I tried to do a bit of research but without her name I had little luck. Bottom line, whether old news or someone new she is a waste of time and money. Too bad, she is hot.

Thanks for the info! Appreciated.

Anyone been to Happy Spa lately? Is Connie still there? She's attractive but I've never really clicked with her. I'm hoping that other options might be available.

[QUOTE=Electronman;5004236]Anyone been to Happy Spa lately? Is Connie still there? She's attractive but I've never really clicked with her. I'm hoping that other options might be available.[/QUOTE]As of about 3 weeks ago Connie was still there. There was also another girl, Jeannie, who is more attractive. Massage was meh. The flip was incredible.

ST.

[QUOTE=Electronman;5004236]Anyone been to Happy Spa lately? Is Connie still there? She's attractive but I've never really clicked with her. I'm hoping that other options might be available.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the scouting report, ST. I stopped by Happy and was told that Connie was on "vacation," sometimes a euphemism for no longer working at the spa. My masseuse was Anna, a slender middle-aged Korean woman with a nice body. I enjoyed a nice table shower with special attention to important regions. The session not outstanding but certainly good enough to repeat.

I made a stop into Spring last week after calling and being told Lilly and Mija were both working. Neither were, got stuck with Seven. She is cute enough to have fun with, relatively skinny, ok face, perky man mades. But the attitude is just shit.

She doesn't seem to want to be there and lets it show. Shower is uneventful, massage is really weak and quick. The flip was uneventful, not playful or teasing. Moves right into a CBJ, which did get me ready atleast, it wasn't great but not terrible. I then took out some frustration and instead of trying to make it last and mutually good, I just went to town as hard as I could. She took it well, but it was clear she was about to break when I finished. If you do draw her, opt for the half as you'll have plenty of time for the shower, massage, and finish.

I didn't think she'd be as bad as the previous reports, but I left wishing I'd have listened and just left when she was the only option.

Hey guys, I'm visiting BC from Seattle and only have one chance while I'm here. After reading the reviews, Spring sounds better if you get the right person, but Happy sounds like more of a sure thing.

If you were in my shoes, which would you pick?