General Reports

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1737735]They were two of the nicest, lovliest and genuinely decent ladies I have met yet. For those of you who are new to this hobby and missed out on this era you really missed out on something quite wonderful. The mp's really knew how to give massages and wonderful endings. While there are too many to name these two along with Rea, the Joy of Living and Delphine to start the conversation. I miss those days! SO[/QUOTE]Anytime I see a post with the word Estonia or the name Delphine my heart beats a bit faster. I'm with you SO!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend everybody.

As this holiday can tend to get a little crazy with the BBQ's (yummy grilled foods) and lots of beer lets remember to be safe and happy hookah hunting.

BBQ's + beer + hot girls = a really good time.

Please don't drink and drive.

If you feel the need to drink please do so in moderation and not int he car / truck.

Have a fun and horny weekend!

Cross posted in massage section, sorry.

She gets 10 months. Tax evasion will do that.

[url]http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/31/zumba-instructor-to-be-sentenced-for-prostitution/2374943/[/url]

Good news: maybe less records of clients will be kept in future. Bad news: jail time is bad incentive for more competition.

[QUOTE=Skatar018; 1573381]I am no expert, but who's to say the IRS isn't already involved in gathering & collecting information on Alexis Wright & perhaps her partner aslo?

Not sure & I could be wrong, but I don't think the IRS tends to issues warnings to those they are investigating, at least not till you get the summons to appear before them.

Though I tend to agree with you LB that the IRS shouldn't waste their time & our tax dollars going after revenue that would seem hard to collect.

However I would never underestimate what the IRS will & will not do, as they have shown too, if not a unpredictability, then at least a propensity to try & collect revenue on what assets you have today & what you may also have in future assets.

You can google any amount of high profile celebrities issues with the IRS, such as Chris Tucker, Wesley Snipes (did or doing jail time) , Nicholas Cage, Willie Nelson, etc the list goes on.

A not so high profile case Edward & Elaine Brown were indicted in the United States District Court in New Hampshire for numerous federal tax violations:

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_and_Elaine_Brown[/url]

Frontline has all kinds of reports on IRS issues, both from dealing with the little guy up through very large corporations:

[url]http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/tax/shelter/[/url]

I have friends that were well off financially, got into trouble with the IRS in 1989, lost their case in 1994 & are in financial ruin now & probably will be for the rest of their lives.

Whether or not the IRS gets involved reamains to be seen.

I can only say with certainty that out of all the dogma aspects of law enforcement, the TAXMAN is the one I don't want on my ass![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hags Joe; 1777010]Cross posted in massage section, sorry.

She gets 10 months. Tax evasion will do that.

[url]http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/31/zumba-instructor-to-be-sentenced-for-prostitution/2374943/[/url]

Good news: maybe less records of clients will be kept in future. Bad news: jail time is bad incentive for more competition.[/QUOTE]Not bad given everything & everyone involved in this cluster fuck.

Then there is this side of it which not many see, hear or know about:
[url]http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20130531-NEWS-130539947[/url]

Can't corroborate if it's true or not, but I would like to think so as I've always been a sucker for happy endings (no pun intended) & here's hoping against hope that it works out for them (though it rarely does)

& if it doesn't we'll be there waiting!

[QUOTE=Skatar018; 1777430]Not bad given everything & everyone involved in this cluster fuck.

Then there is this side of it which not many see, hear or know about:

[url]http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20130531-NEWS-130539947[/url]

Can't corroborate if it's true or not, but I would like to think so as I've always been a sucker for happy endings (no pun intended) & here's hoping against hope that it works out for them (though it rarely does)

& if it doesn't we'll be there waiting![/QUOTE]Oh Please, video's posted on you prn and he wasn't aware, late nite's at the studio, a very close male confidant? I wonder what his incentive is? A tell all book.

I'm very curious about something and have 2 questions: I encountered a provider who at the crucial moment stops the stroke and just grips a little tightly I might add.

1. Is this what some of you have been referring to as the "kung fu grip"?

2. Is that supposed to achieve some purpose? For example, not getting you off enough so that you will return again in a matter of days rather than weeks? Or perhaps a way of not releasing one's energy completely, sort of in the spirit of some philosophies which encourage a man approaching but not reaching climax, so as to somehow increase one's energy as well as pleasure? Or perhaps some other explanation?

Thanks.

A 1: Not sure if it's what others mean.

A 2: More likely to restrain the initial pulses of semen, preventing you from painting the ceiling, thereby making cleanup a little easier. The restraint philosophy you speak is most likely Tantra, which would be repeated ups and downs (many) before finally reaching climax.

[QUOTE=Alintas; 1807563]I'm very curious about something and have 2 questions: I encountered a provider who at the crucial moment stops the stroke and just grips a little tightly I might add.

1. Is this what some of you have been referring to as the "kung fu grip"?

2. Is that supposed to achieve some purpose? For example, not getting you off enough so that you will return again in a matter of days rather than weeks? Or perhaps a way of not releasing one's energy completely, sort of in the spirit of some philosophies which encourage a man approaching but not reaching climax, so as to somehow increase one's energy as well as pleasure? Or perhaps some other explanation?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I suspect the kung fu grip is simply referring to nothing more than the occasional heavy handed gorilla squeeze or vise grip that we all dread. You know-slow or fast but easy does it. Don't tear it off.

[QUOTE=Alintas; 1807563]I'm very curious about something and have 2 questions: I encountered a provider who at the crucial moment stops the stroke and just grips a little tightly I might add.

1. Is this what some of you have been referring to as the "kung fu grip"?

2. Is that supposed to achieve some purpose? For example, not getting you off enough so that you will return again in a matter of days rather than weeks? Or perhaps a way of not releasing one's energy completely, sort of in the spirit of some philosophies which encourage a man approaching but not reaching climax, so as to somehow increase one's energy as well as pleasure? Or perhaps some other explanation?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dh1610;1808262]I suspect the kung fu grip is simply referring to nothing more than the occasional heavy handed gorilla squeeze or vise grip that we all dread. You know-slow or fast but easy does it. Don't tear it off.[/QUOTE]Kung fu grip just ends up applying more pressure to the penis making it easier to lose your erection.

I also don't like the "rapid" technique when the lady starts stroking at high velocity.

The drown technique, similar to the rapid but the amount of oil used is excessive.

The hammering technique? Stroking like you are hammering nails in a 2x4.

[QUOTE=Alintas; 1807563]I'm very curious about something and have 2 questions: I encountered a provider who at the crucial moment stops the stroke and just grips a little tightly I might add.

1. Is this what some of you have been referring to as the "kung fu grip"?

2. Is that supposed to achieve some purpose? For example, not getting you off enough so that you will return again in a matter of days rather than weeks? Or perhaps a way of not releasing one's energy completely, sort of in the spirit of some philosophies which encourage a man approaching but not reaching climax, so as to somehow increase one's energy as well as pleasure? Or perhaps some other explanation?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Different people like different techniques. If you have a favorite technique, tell her what it is. Tell her what you like. Soft & slow, fast & hard, two hand, overhand, balls cupped, inverted. Tell her don't stop until I tell you.

Hey, Thank you for the great response.

Here I am getting lofty in my thought as if she is trying to give me some semi-tantric finishing moment, and I have to laugh at myself in retrospect, because reading your practical answer: to make "cleanup a little easier" I realize that this is in all likelihood the reason (though it does lack the sparkly appeal of some tantric explanation! Haha).

And thanks all around for the great answers. There may be some truth in all of them depending on who the provider is and the circumstance. I'm guessing with this one it was simply the cleanup reason. In fact she choked it so hard at the moment that I thought she wasn't going to let it come out.

Thanks again.

Alintas.

[QUOTE=RoadStar01; 1808209]A 1: Not sure if it's what others mean.

A 2: More likely to restrain the initial pulses of semen, preventing you from painting the ceiling, thereby making cleanup a little easier. The restraint philosophy you speak is most likely Tantra, which would be repeated ups and downs (many) before finally reaching climax.[/QUOTE]

If it was Tantra she would be charging you $200 plus just for massage and HE. Different strokes for different folks, but always speak up and tell them what you want.

[QUOTE=Alintas; 1807563]I'm very curious about something and have 2 questions: I encountered a provider who at the crucial moment stops the stroke and just grips a little tightly I might add.

1. Is this what some of you have been referring to as the "kung fu grip"?

2. Is that supposed to achieve some purpose? For example, not getting you off enough so that you will return again in a matter of days rather than weeks? Or perhaps a way of not releasing one's energy completely, sort of in the spirit of some philosophies which encourage a man approaching but not reaching climax, so as to somehow increase one's energy as well as pleasure? Or perhaps some other explanation?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spaz2580;1808716]If it was Tantra she would be charging you $200 plus just for massage and HE. Different strokes for different folks, but always speak up and tell them what you want.[/QUOTE]I am OK with all of that as long the woman do not perform "ruined orgasm" or abandon. Yes it is bad as it is sounds although there are always people willing to try everything.

I recently posted about a place that advertised that they accepted credit cards but weren't prepared to accept plastic when I visited. No big deal. I didn't have cash, so I left. In response to my post I got a PM from an "insider" at the place, accusing me of, among other things, lying about the experience, because he happened to know that each of four visitors on that particular day had used credit cards. What is most interesting to me is that this insider is also a regular member of this board, meaning that he is in a position to correlate reports that he reads here with names and faces at his business. Of course it's true that any provider could get on this board and make the same correlations. Maybe it's naive to think that they don't, but for some reason I assume that most AMP girls aren't that interested in stalking their customers. In fairness, the insider's PM wasn't entirely negative, but it was paranoid enough make me glad that he couldn't know my name, and I plan to stick with cash from now on.

[QUOTE=Alintas;1807563]1. Is this what some of you have been referring to as the "kung fu grip"? Thanks.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=AsianLPGAfan;1808357]Kung fu grip just ends up applying more pressure to the penis making it easier to lose your erection.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvEj5iZMEpU[/url]

So she told me to come over and I took that trip.

And then she pulled out my mushroom tip.

And when it came out it went drip drip drip.

I didn't know she had the GI Joe kung foo grip