Massage Parlor Reports

My original point was to highlight the humour in the reactions. A guy may say L:10, A:10, B:10, and S:10, and someone will still have questions. Eg. How old is she, body type, race, etc. etc. etc.

You will never get the real info, without seeing the girl. I think the real purpose of the board, is to put certain AMP's or girls on your radar. The rest is really up to you. I have seen girls rated as attractive and when I saw them, they were a 6 to me. I have seen comparisons to well known celebrities and models, and frankly I have not seen any resemblance. I have seen girls noted as slim and they were rail thin, which is a turnoff to me. I have seen girls called 30'ish, and they are 45-50 years old. Yes ratings are subjective, but so are descriptions.

There's only so much that a review can do. You need to identify which reviewers you agree with, and also unfortunately take some chances. When you see a girl and it doesn't work out, you just make one mistake. If she turns out to be your dream girl, the upside is so great. Use the ratings as a starting point and not the final answer. Keep in mind, the reviewers are probably more diverse in looks, age, background than the girls. Of course opinions, ratings and descriptions will hold only so much water.

Last point, relax. This should be fun! No different than talking about the best movie, restaraunt, last nights NBA game, or who the best looking actress is.

AT2

[QUOTE=Kapalua]That's interesting ... given those alternatives, my preference would be exactly the opposite. :)[/QUOTE]

I'm in the middle. Great service can make up for lack of looks and great looks/body can make up for lack of service. Service, though, usually wins out to some degree. I don't want to be screwing a corpse. I also have a floor in terms of looks too. I hope they are generally at least average or above in both looks and service.

AT2

[QUOTE=Sdrom]I demand Pics! :D[/QUOTE]

Yes, that's about as close as you will get to a objective review, although even pics can disappoint sometimes. Case in point, some of the escorts. There's always BKK, China, HK/Macau or the PI! You get lineups! LOL!

AT2

[QUOTE=Relaxed Guy]Because of the frequent bait-and-switch of the mamas, etc., especially of popular girls, it really helps to have a description to see if you're with the genuine article.[/QUOTE]

Interesting. To date .. over 15+ years and counting, I have never had that happen to me. Not saying that it doesn't happen, but frequent?

AT2

[QUOTE=Fourth Gen]She is great if you are a normal with her, She got jealous when I was going to get a massage from Yumi because She was working on another customer after seein me. [/QUOTE]

Yumi or You Mee (how she spells it), is a slightly above average 40+ yo provider, who is high on service. She is not a young stunner, so for those in their 20's and early 30's, she may not be to your liking.

I have not had any bad experiences at Golden, but I have only seen Yumi and Junko (who now is at Judy's).

AT2

I have seen Tip at Siam Thai from time to time. Attractive, but not a 9 or 10. Issan girl, with a chatter box personality, once you get her going. Strictly legit, medium pressure massage. No complaints. She's fun, but strictly legit. She looks 20'ish, but I have a feeling she's 30 or so.

AT2

I had a nice time with Chanel at CS. L:7, B:7, S:6, A: 7. Nice girl, the massage was lame, so I would pass on that. Thai girl in her 30's. Slim, with nice boobs. Not that active, so you need to set the pace. Get's into it, once you get her going.

AT2

[QUOTE=AsiaTraveler2]Interesting. To date .. over 15+ years and counting, I have never had that happen to me. Not saying that it doesn't happen, but frequent?

AT2[/QUOTE]
After 10 years (maybe 300-400 AMP visits) I've had it happen twice that I know for sure of, and a few others I suspect... It does happen.

As for posts, descriptions are appreciated. Ratings are subjective, sure, but descriptions do help clear the picture up somewhat.

Bbfscip?

That sucks man.

She was my fave until that info. Time for me to stay away.

[QUOTE=Moriwake]Toy is also my favorite with her pointy nipples. Saw her last night and she looked good. Bbbbj and bbfscip. I love her reverse cowgirl. She usually starts me off with that. Can't wait to see her again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yaheeks]Anyone knows what happened to Happy at Pine Tree? Mama keeps saying that she is on vacation, I was wondering if she is coming back, all the reports about her were true, she is hot and I would like to see her again.[/QUOTE]I called recently and mamasan told me that she quit?

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[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]After 10 years (maybe 300-400 AMP visits) I've had it happen twice that I know for sure of, and a few others I suspect... It does happen.

As for posts, descriptions are appreciated. Ratings are subjective, sure, but descriptions do help clear the picture up somewhat.[/QUOTE]

Hypo,

That's what I figured. While it may happen, once in every 150 to 200 visits is pretty rare. I understand it's more of a security blanket issue. Guys don't want to waste their hard earned cash and the more info the better.

Kauai Guy's a steady contributor, so I hope someone can fill in the pieces for him.

Peace,
AT2

I hit China Spa tonight and asked mama if there was anyone new. She said there was a local girl, but she was a no-show. Mama did not look too pleased when she said that. I'm assuming she was referring to Yumi. I then asked for Chanel, and she says she quit! Damn .. strike two! I decided to cut my losses and told mama, maybe some other day.

There were only two girls working, she said a Korean girl and a Chinese girl. Both older girls, which I'm assuming meant 30-40's. Sunday nights are very slim pickings.

I'm hoping to get in one more tune up session, before I hit Bangkok. Not meant to be tonight.

AT2

[QUOTE=Genji88]Bbfscip?

That sucks man.

She was my fave until that info. Time for me to stay away.[/QUOTE]She never goes BB on me so I figure it'd be safe.

Maybe just stay away from her on nights Moriwake goes.

Or maybe he's just trying to scare everyone else away from her, so he can have her to himself.

[QUOTE=Genji88]Bbfscip?

That sucks man.

She was my fave until that info. Time for me to stay away.[/QUOTE]BBFSCIP?

I couldn't find it in the abbreviation list.

[QUOTE=Rascal X]Cruised by all my usual haunts to see what was available. Stopped by Pine Tree, eight girls in lobby. One tall, thin girl with glasses caught my attention. Anyone have an idea what her name is? Went to Ace, only Tomato and one other girl working. Started on the right side of 350 Ward. First place, two girls not my type. Golden Queen in center, three girls, one was okay. Last place was Pink on left side, four girls. Saw one girl briefly, mama said her name is Hannah. Anyone seen her? How was her service? Thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]Been to see Hannah a while ago, or at least that's what I think she said. Anyhow, good service, all inclusive. Her tits a little hard though, as though she just got them done. Sorry, new, don't know all the slang yet.