Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Exec Talent (PM)]Check out the massage section. The woman I recommended months ago, Mae at Ginza, gets rave reviews.

Check out CL. Chocolate Nikki who I recommended months ago gets rave reviews.

I bring it. You don't even know what it is.
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I receive this unsolicited PM today out of nowhere from the world famous phony and I wonder what is his problem. I know that he lurks on forums around the country and then comments on their local providers. Then he comes back here and brags about his travels and all the women he has.

This PM is pretty creepy stuff. I haven't even been active for here for over a month. You gotta wonder what this guy is up to.

RN

[QUOTE=Ron News]I receive this unsolicited PM today out of nowhere from the world famous phony and I wonder what is his problem. I know that he lurks on forums around the country and then comments on their local providers. Then he comes back here and brags about his travels and all the women he has.

This PM is pretty creepy stuff. I haven't even been active for here for over a month. You gotta wonder what this guy is up to.

RN[/QUOTE]

You are a nothing. I provide information that helps members have the best experience. You provide -- you guessed it, NOTHING. Other than repeated attacks on me.

Just wanted to remind you where you fit in the scheme of things. Some day when I need my car washed and I am in the US, I will PM you again.

Had a dream that I tried assa out in the late afternoon on Thursday. Called ahead and set up an appointment with jenny (as seen on this board) for about an hour and a half later, cause I still had some things to do! When I arrived mamasan was standing at the front door with a kinda puzzled look on her face (weird) I told her I had an appt. With jenny and I was about 5 min early, and she showed me in. Walked me into the back and introduced me to jenny, which was a little awkward because she didn't know me! I quickly let her know that I was new hear but had a friend recommend her personally, she then said oooohhh okay and why didn't I say that before. I was then lead to the room and told to get prepared and she'd be right back. We then decided on a 45min massage for. 70 and asked me if I wanted a ts to which I replied yesssss! She is about a 5 maybe 6 on my AMP list, I have seen far far worse believe me!

The ts was real nice and very thorough typical "okay I touch? " q's and I politely replied yes! Nice slow ts with a great towel down after, this may actually be my favorite part of my visits, okay a close 2nd, LOL.

I was then led down the hallway back to my room and told to lay face down on the massage table (which is a little too hard for my taste, but who am I to complain? ) she then proceeded to give me a great strong and relaxing back neck leg and arm massage for about half an hour. And then I got the "your time almost up, do you need massage anywhere else? " after a couple hand signals, of which I may have been telling her to bunt or steal home, she understood and proceeded to shut the door and grab her necessities for the handshake. Which was pretty damn good, I might add! After I was completely done with my massage she gave me a little ass slap and I started to get dressed and she helped! Then I gave her a tip and finished dressing, gave her a hug and she led me out the door, mammasan and I exchanged pleasentrys in the hall way, and I was off!

So to break it down

Looks decent

Cost. 70 and. 25 tip

Very discreet and clean, feel a little weird parking in such a busy area though!

Ts and great the probability of a return, very high!

Thanks for sharing my dream guys and happy hunting!

Otjb

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]You are a nothing. I provide information that helps members have the best experience. You provide -- you guessed it, NOTHING. Other than repeated attacks on me.

Just wanted to remind you where you fit in the scheme of things. Some day when I need my car washed and I am in the US, I will PM you again.[/QUOTE]
I thought flaming on PMs was taboo but now he's out in the open for everyone to see. He says that he is out of the US too. Right -

I don't know what triggers this guy. Someone who knows him mentioned med use. I only respond to his attacks starting when he jumped me for no reason.

But, I have been talking to some of the providers he names. I was talking to one after we were finished and just relaxing, talking about people in general when, out of the blue, his name came up. She said that he is such a friendly person. I asked her if she ever saw him. No, I've never seen him, he just sends messages, she said. This is from one of the girls he mentions on this forum.

That was interesting so I made appointments to see other providers he promotes on here. I've known them for a while so I felt comfortable asking if they knew him. Two of them knew his name and said he was a friendly person. Have you ever seen him I asked. They both said they have never seen him, they just heard from him through messages.

Read his posts carefully and you will see that he never says that he has seen the provider - he just knows that he likes them or doesn't like them.

Fortunately, Mr. Smoothy doesn't set the rules or the standards here or none of us would get any. I don't think the guy gets out of the house much less out of the USA.

RN

[QUOTE=Coonrod]
I went to Lotus the other day. They guy that handles the front desk is a change for me. Kinda weird, to me. Got a massage from an 50-ish white lady who was very nice, but who was very cautious w/me. She never went for the HE. Not sure who she was. I've heard of a Deva and another girl that get pretty decent reviews there. Can anyone refresh my memory and provide any advice for the next trip?[/QUOTE]
I had her once too. She is cautious with everyone. She would say things that you almost hear and then you asked her what? She would change what she says. At the end I had to tell her what I wanted. Went through the le check and finished. Her massage was OK.
But I would try next time Deva, Elizabeth, Chantal, or Karen. The older man that the desk is nicer when you knows you. It is one of the better places.

[QUOTE=Otown Jbird]Had a dream that I tried assa out in the late afternoon on Thursday. Called ahead and set up an appointment with jenny (as seen on this board) for about an hour and a half later, cause I still had some things to do! When I arrived mamasan was standing at the front door with a kinda puzzled look on her face (weird) I told her I had an appt. With jenny and I was about 5 min early, and she showed me in. Walked me into the back and introduced me to jenny, which was a little awkward because she didn't know me! I quickly let her know that I was new hear but had a friend recommend her personally, she then said oooohhh okay and why didn't I say that before. I was then lead to the room and told to get prepared and she'd be right back. We then decided on a 45min massage for. 70 and asked me if I wanted a ts to which I replied yesssss! She is about a 5 maybe 6 on my AMP list, I have seen far far worse believe me!

The ts was real nice and very thorough typical "okay I touch? " q's and I politely replied yes! Nice slow ts with a great towel down after, this may actually be my favorite part of my visits, okay a close 2nd, LOL.

I was then led down the hallway back to my room and told to lay face down on the massage table (which is a little too hard for my taste, but who am I to complain? ) she then proceeded to give me a great strong and relaxing back neck leg and arm massage for about half an hour. And then I got the "your time almost up, do you need massage anywhere else? " after a couple hand signals, of which I may have been telling her to bunt or steal home, she understood and proceeded to shut the door and grab her necessities for the handshake. Which was pretty damn good, I might add! After I was completely done with my massage she gave me a little ass slap and I started to get dressed and she helped! Then I gave her a tip and finished dressing, gave her a hug and she led me out the door, mammasan and I exchanged pleasentrys in the hall way, and I was off!

So to break it down

Looks decent

Cost. 70 and. 25 tip

Very discreet and clean, feel a little weird parking in such a busy area though!

Ts and great the probability of a return, very high!

Thanks for sharing my dream guys and happy hunting!

Otjb[/QUOTE]
My I say this is a great report and thank you.

[QUOTE=Cassberry]Well New for me. There is this place on Harold St. In WP been there a long time but it was closed for some time. I happened to see it was open again and thought I would check it out. They offer 1 hour $75 and. 5 Special for $40 but it's $10 extra for the table shower, Not sure if that applies to the full hour. I took the half with TS The place is VERY nice inside CLEAN new tile. The Lady that comes in is about 45-50 with a little holster with her bottle of oil. GREAT ligit message and a nice TS NO extras offered or asked for.[/QUOTE]
It used to be a great place. I can't remember the old name. Maybe Aloha? Anyways it is sad to hear that there is no extras. :-(

Ron News, if I were you I would just ignore Exec Talent. You probably are right that it has been years since he has been with a real woman.

He seems to have an inordinate intolerance for self-absorbed idiots and assholes. I do not know what you did to set him off, but it could be all the posts you have made which have absolutely no value. Maybe if you reported on your experiences with all the women you see, he would back off.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Ron News, if I were you I would just ignore Exec Talent. You probably are right that it has been years since he has been with a real woman.

He seems to have an inordinate intolerance for self-absorbed idiots and assholes. I do not know what you did to set him off, but it could be all the posts you have made which have absolutely no value. Maybe if you reported on your experiences with all the women you see, he would back off.[/QUOTE]

Ron - Exec is an acquired taste - like fine wine or a nice aged port. You have to get used to the complexities and eccentric nature. Just like a very tannic wine he doesn’t go away but hits your palate (and head) the next day as well. He can offer pleasure, but also pain. Just go with it – otherwise you’ll get a headache!

Exec – While I’m always entertained and sometimes informed by your posts you seem particularly interested in stirring things up lately – there’s been enough drama lately my friend – let’s keep the women hot and cheap and just share some good times – I’ll admit I’ve been remiss in posting my good fortunes – I promise to do so soon.

Peace and less drama,

TV

OK - To keep my word - I've been out of action lately - very busy at work and this isn't really a new review from me given that I've reviewed her many times...but saw Teresa in Longwood from OW last week and will continue a rating of Thumbs Up! She's mature - but knows how to give an exellent massage and then some.

TV

[QUOTE=TravelingVoye]Ron - Exec is an acquired taste - like fine wine or a nice aged port. You have to get used to the complexities and eccentric nature. Just like a very tannic wine he doesn’t go away but hits your palate (and head) the next day as well. He can offer pleasure, but also pain. Just go with it – otherwise you’ll get a headache!

Exec – While I’m always entertained and sometimes informed by your posts you seem particularly interested in stirring things up lately – there’s been enough drama lately my friend – let’s keep the women hot and cheap and just share some good times – I’ll admit I’ve been remiss in posting my good fortunes – I promise to do so soon.

Peace and less drama,

TV[/QUOTE]
I'm cool with that.

I shall take a nap and attempt to dream of Ginza in a few minutes. Wish me luck as to this is my first attempt of dreaming.

[QUOTE=TravelingVoye]OK - To keep my word - I've been out of action lately - very busy at work and this isn't really a new review from me given that I've reviewed her many times...but saw Teresa in Longwood from OW last week and will continue a rating of Thumbs Up! She's mature - but knows how to give an exellent massage and then some.

TV[/QUOTE]
I second TV's comment. Teresa is a delightful lady who does good work. I've been out of state for quite a while, so I haven't seen here recently. However, I doubt that her style has changed. She works out of her home in Lake Mary, a very pleasant atmosphere. She advertises sensual massage. I remember my first session - - - when I was face down I reached down and touched her leg, she took it for there.

Looks like Kissimmee is finally going to get an Asian massage spa. Just saw the sign go up on the 2000 block of West Vine Street, across from the Home Depot.

[QUOTE=Solotraveler]Looks like Kissimmee is finally going to get an Asian massage spa. Just saw the sign go up on the 2000 block of West Vine Street, across from the Home Depot.[/QUOTE]Sounds good. I would suggest caution at first. LE will be watching.