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[QUOTE=ToledoMon43;2742308]Oh how I wish Rainbow was still open. Even my worst experience there was far far better than either of my times at Chang Mi. Never gave them anything close to that, though- short drive to Detroit![/QUOTE]Never been to any Detroit area spas but I'm ready to take the drive.
[QUOTE=Codyrocks;2742084]I'm a long-time connoisseur of the AMP experience. I've probably been to a Toledo area AMP about 250 times over the last ten years, all the way back to the Rainbow Spa days. I get FS every time. Needless to say, I'm not a "newbie". I know what I'm doing. Today (Sunday) was the absolute worst experience at Chang Mi. I will never go again. This is the 2nd bad experience in a row.
For the 250th straight time I did the exact same thing. Attendant comes or takes me to the room: I give her $180 up front, and tell her I want a one hour table shower with FS. I've done the exact same thing every time for the last ten years. Never had in issue. Always get FS service. Never had an issue. Until today. Plus, not to brag about my looks, but I'm an above average looking guy and in excellent shape. So I'm not hideous.
Attendant takes me to the room. She's early 40's, nice body, raspy voice, but decent looking for Chang Mi. So, I'm somewhat happy to start. I gave her $180 and told her I wanted a 1-hour table shower with FS. She takes me back to the table shower. Red flag #1- towards the end she hands me the sponge and tells me to clean my private parts on the flip. Red flag #2-- She keeps giving me a massage over and over. Every time I try to flip, she turns me back over. I don't get it. This goes on 3 or 4 times. I tell her again I want FS, and my $120 (after the house fee) is still sitting on the night stand. I tell her to take it. Still no FS. I tell her that I've been there at least 50 times. Still no FS. The hour is up and finally ends. She flips me after finishing her 40 minute massage. She tells me to get dressed. I told her I'm disappointed and that I've will never, ever go back. She says she doesn't do FS.
I'm shocked, disappointed, and I will never, ever go back there again. EVER! Anyone else have this experience?[/QUOTE]I assume they are paranoid. I bet LEO is hassling them and they decided to play it cool. From their perspective they never know who is working for LEO. I wouldn't be surprised if they are closed soon. Either LEO shuts them down or the business drops to nothing.
M1 on Telegraph in Redford MI usually is a good experience. Of course depends on the day and provider. Those apartment AMPs lack the table shower experience. Need to find a local provider not drugged up but this is hard to do.
TG.
Officially it's called the Chang Mi Sauna, and it's located in the Byrnegate Plaza Shopping Center. Right where it's always been. The other two AMPs that used to be out on Airport Highway are closed for good. You can read the gory details on Mad Jack's Shack in "The Passing of a Toledo Landmark" and "Another Toledo Landmark Passes Away". The author is a true literary genius who likes to drink bourbon, play with his gun collection and complain about the government full time.
I visited the Chang Mi about a month ago, and was greeted by an ancient mama-san at the door. It was business as usual, sort of. Instead of taking me to a room, mama-san leads me to the back room where I'm shown to a middle aged lady that shows every sign of being rode hard and put away wet 'way too many times. The lady looks at me and tells me that someone else will be my masseuse. This is not what I would call bad news, so I smile and nod like an idiot and am dutifully ensconced in a semi-private massage room by the old mama-san. I say semi-private because the partitions end somewhat short of the ceiling, so if you stood up on the table you could look over the partition and see what's going on next door.
I don't have long to wait. My masseuse is a nice looking, late twenty-something petite girl whom I cannot, for the life of me, understand. She doesn't speak much, and when she does her voice is so soft and her accent so bad that I can't understand her. She takes my money (1 hour, and I don't remember the cost) and leads me back to the table shower.
I get a nice shower, then a welcome seat in the sauna while I finish drying off, then it's back to the playroom for a little massage.
I'll giver her this: The girl really knows how to give a massage. A real professional job, and after 20 minutes or so she's making me horny as hell. I don't bother waiting for the flip. I pull out three jacksons and put them on the shelf. Her expression doesn't change, and I wonder if she's getting the message. I get the distinct impression that this girl doesn't speak much English, and understands just a little more than she speaks. She scoops up the sawbucks and tucks them in her top, then gets to work.
Now, I don't need full service. I'm not even asking for a BJ, BB or otherwise. In fact, I don't ask for anything, mainly because I don't think this girl will understand me, but also because I want to see what happens next. I'm not disappointed.
I get the best HJ I've had in five years. The girl really knows what she's doing, and she's not in any hurry. I relax and enjoy myself. I last a long time, and afterwards she cleans me up, then returns to the massage. What's this deal? Usually when it's over, it's over. Not so here. Well, who am I to argue?
She's working on my shoulders when I dimly register that another monger has come in and is making himself comfortable across the hall. While I'm getting my thighs massaged, this guy is back from the car wash and negotiating a price with the other girl, Miss High Mileage of 1923. I can't make out the words, but they come to some sort of agreement. Then there's ten minutes of silence, and he starts panting and grunting. My girl giggles quietly. I stifle a laugh. Then they get louder, and High Mileage tries to quiet him down, which is impossible. This guy is enthusiastic. My girl looks at me, her face turns a bright red and she giggles again. I start to laugh out loud and clap my hands over my mouth, which makes her laugh out loud. There's no notice from the other room.
He lasts for another three minutes, which I ostentatiously time with my watch. My girl is amused and is now smiling. With a final snort-grunt noise, the neighbors across the hall subside to an asthmatic panting and a muttered, one-sided conversation in Korean. I finish my massage and leave, well-satisfied.
I don't doubt that some mongers will have a bad experience at Chang Mi. M-1 got raided and the girls hauled off to the sneezer. Who wants to go through that? So I think that the Chang Mi is being extra careful, which is what the inspection was all about. Now me, I couldn't possibly be a cop, undercover or otherwise, which is why I didn't have any trouble. Also, I'm not sure that full service is on the menu, but I may be wrong here.
Happy mongering, and please play safe.
[QUOTE=MrChill;2733197]I agree with TWolf.
M1 could have relocated.
That Secor Rd is too high profile and it has morphed into the traffic corridor for UT.
That brand spanking new hotel was built as a stopping point for UT parents to utilize when they come into town and since our UT college has a good football program now it is also on the radar.
I'm not a big AMP guy but ALL the AMP's in the 419 have been in the cross hairs from City Politics. Look how many have just "happened" to have closed in the last 2/3 Years!
Same thing has happened to our Strip Joints as far as Rules and Pasties and other Bullshit. Patsies WTF.
As Far as the fucking assholes that make the Rules and Keep changing the Rules. They really want this to be Holy Toledo. (Good point by Frosty too).
MrChill.[/QUOTE]Outside the city limits. Never any issues out there that I ever heard of.
Oh well.
[QUOTE=NotLogan;2743340]Outside the city limits. Never any issues out there that I ever heard of.
Oh well.[/QUOTE]I miss the good ole days, used to go to one at Reynolds and Glendale and out on Central hwy alot.
[QUOTE=WorthlessNut;2744471]I miss the good ole days, used to go to one at Reynolds and Glendale and out on Central hwy alot.[/QUOTE]One time, awesome, unreal actually, and then it was gone. Found it way too late, never had a dream like it anywhere else.
Gone but not forgotten.
She is on massage page of BP. She offers extras. FYI.
[QUOTE=WorthlessNut;2746911]She is on massage page of BP. She offers extras. FYI.[/QUOTE]She has been around for years. Worked at Kims.
[QUOTE=ShadowJack;2743193]Officially it's called the Chang Mi Sauna, and it's located in the Byrnegate Plaza Shopping Center. Right where it's always been. The other two AMPs that used to be out on Airport Highway are closed for good. You can read the gory details on Mad Jack's Shack in "The Passing of a Toledo Landmark" and "Another Toledo Landmark Passes Away". The author is a true literary genius who likes to drink bourbon, play with his gun collection and complain about the government full time.
I visited the Chang Mi about a month ago, and was greeted by an ancient mama-san at the door. It was business as usual, sort of. Instead of taking me to a room, mama-san leads me to the back room where I'm shown to a middle aged lady that shows every sign of being rode hard and put away wet 'way too many times. The lady looks at me and tells me that someone else will be my masseuse. This is not what I would call bad news, so I smile and nod like an idiot and am dutifully ensconced in a semi-private massage room by the old mama-san. I say semi-private because the partitions end somewhat short of the ceiling, so if you stood up on the table you could look over the partition and see what's going on next door.
I don't have long to wait. My masseuse is a nice looking, late twenty-something petite girl whom I cannot, for the life of me, understand. She doesn't speak much, and when she does her voice is so soft and her accent so bad that I can't understand her. She takes my money (1 hour, and I don't remember the cost) and leads me back to the table shower.
I get a nice shower, then a welcome seat in the sauna while I finish drying off, then it's back to the playroom for a little massage.
I'll giver her this: The girl really knows how to give a massage. A real professional job, and after 20 minutes or so she's making me horny as hell. I don't bother waiting for the flip. I pull out three jacksons and put them on the shelf. Her expression doesn't change, and I wonder if she's getting the message. I get the distinct impression that this girl doesn't speak much English, and understands just a little more than she speaks. She scoops up the sawbucks and tucks them in her top, then gets to work.
Now, I don't need full service. I'm not even asking for a BJ, BB or otherwise. In fact, I don't ask for anything, mainly because I don't think this girl will understand me, but also because I want to see what happens next. I'm not disappointed.
I get the best HJ I've had in five years. The girl really knows what she's doing, and she's not in any hurry. I relax and enjoy myself. I last a long time, and afterwards she cleans me up, then returns to the massage. What's this deal? Usually when it's over, it's over. Not so here. Well, who am I to argue?
She's working on my shoulders when I dimly register that another monger has come in and is making himself comfortable across the hall. While I'm getting my thighs massaged, this guy is back from the car wash and negotiating a price with the other girl, Miss High Mileage of 1923. I can't make out the words, but they come to some sort of agreement. Then there's ten minutes of silence, and he starts panting and grunting. My girl giggles quietly. I stifle a laugh. Then they get louder, and High Mileage tries to quiet him down, which is impossible. This guy is enthusiastic. My girl looks at me, her face turns a bright red and she giggles again. I start to laugh out loud and clap my hands over my mouth, which makes her laugh out loud. There's no notice from the other room.
He lasts for another three minutes, which I ostentatiously time with my watch. My girl is amused and is now smiling. With a final snort-grunt noise, the neighbors across the hall subside to an asthmatic panting and a muttered, one-sided conversation in Korean. I finish my massage and leave, well-satisfied.
I don't doubt that some mongers will have a bad experience at Chang Mi. M-1 got raided and the girls hauled off to the sneezer. Who wants to go through that? So I think that the Chang Mi is being extra careful, which is what the inspection was all about. Now me, I couldn't possibly be a cop, undercover or otherwise, which is why I didn't have any trouble. Also, I'm not sure that full service is on the menu, but I may be wrong here.
Happy mongering, and please play safe.[/QUOTE]Really funny story. Thanks, well done. Totally hilarious. I'm not a big AMP guy but the story was funny as shit. Especially since it's plausible. I did have a cool experience at an AMP in Phoenix many years ago with a young girl there going thru college. Hot table shower was really good and the tug in the shower almost got me. Finished with CBJ. I'm not into the High mileage girls of 1923 so that's just me, but that's really funny. Great use of words and depictions. Visited yoko on airport once several years ago or so before it closed or burnt down I think. Airport twice. Stuck with the massage and HJ when she looked over 35.
Keep writing reviews. I needed to read a story like that.
MrChill.
[QUOTE=BadBird;2747862]She has been around for years. Worked at Kims.[/QUOTE]I figured she had been around somewhere. I had stopped playing for 15 years when I got married. So I have no idea who is who anymore.
[QUOTE=WorthlessNut;2748583]I figured she had been around somewhere. I had stopped playing for 15 years when I got married. So I have no idea who is who anymore.[/QUOTE]Saw her many yrs ago when she adv on CL as escort, more recently only adv as massage. She is nice, safe, older, does not appear to be strung out on anything. Decent massage and ending, but I never really wanted to ask for more because the FS experience was impersonal and mechanical, on the verge of cold. First time massage was best, then they got a little shorter, and a little less exciting, which seems to be the way it goes with most of them I have experienced, unfortunately. Clean and safe, though, and definitely worth a shot if you like the massage girls.
[QUOTE=ToledoMon43;2754087]Saw her many yrs ago when she adv on CL as escort, more recently only adv as massage. She is nice, safe, older, does not appear to be strung out on anything. Decent massage and ending, but I never really wanted to ask for more because the FS experience was impersonal and mechanical, on the verge of cold. First time massage was best, then they got a little shorter, and a little less exciting, which seems to be the way it goes with most of them I have experienced, unfortunately. Clean and safe, though, and definitely worth a shot if you like the massage girls.[/QUOTE]Same here. 1st massage was great 2nd sucked then she got upset when I didn't do 200 for FS.
All this talk of AMPs brings back fond memories of Fuji Health Spa. I liked the seclusion of it, and they usually had a decent lineup. One time I had just gotten my bonus from work and decided to live out my fantasy of two women at once. Told the mamasan, $250. She sent in the first girl, nice tits but rather unenthused. She was in there by herself for about five minutes. The second lady came in, complete opposite. Very high energy. I was beginning to think she was hornier than me. Mostly had BBBJ, HJ, some missionary, nutted after about 15 minutes. The big titted first lady got up and left, and I started getting up to get cleaned off when the second lady pushes me back onto the bed. She says "You aint going nowhere", starts jacking me off and proceeds to tell me, "I love watching guys cum". I was more than happy to oblige the lady. Took about another 15 minutes of HJ and a little BJ for the second nut. She cleaned me off, got me a can of pop, and we said our goodbyes. On my way out, the mamasan says "You come back tomorrow" as always. Boy, do I miss that place.
I am looking for a UTR massage provider somewhere between Ann Arbor and Findlay. PM me if you can help, thanks.
[QUOTE=Findlaystud;2754773]All this talk of AMPs brings back fond memories of Fuji Health Spa. I liked the seclusion of it, and they usually had a decent lineup. One time I had just gotten my bonus from work and decided to live out my fantasy of two women at once. Told the mamasan, $250. She sent in the first girl, nice tits but rather unenthused. She was in there by herself for about five minutes. The second lady came in, complete opposite. Very high energy. I was beginning to think she was hornier than me. Mostly had BBBJ, HJ, some missionary, nutted after about 15 minutes. The big titted first lady got up and left, and I started getting up to get cleaned off when the second lady pushes me back onto the bed. She says "You aint going nowhere", starts jacking me off and proceeds to tell me, "I love watching guys cum". I was more than happy to oblige the lady. Took about another 15 minutes of HJ and a little BJ for the second nut. She cleaned me off, got me a can of pop, and we said our goodbyes. On my way out, the mamasan says "You come back tomorrow" as always. Boy, do I miss that place.[/QUOTE]Fuji was the best. Airport spa was up there too.