Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cbthomas419; 1507102]Has anyone been to the place at cahuenga and lankersham? I've been a few times.

And love it. Amazing legit massage and table shower, the girls are cute too. Some are downright hot. Has anyone gotten an HE or anyhting from here? I would live at this place if I knew something could be found.

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]Only time I had a HE there was when I girl I knew, started working there and she told me to visit her. She left and ever since only legit massages with a few hotties.

I do wish they had extras!

Del,

A lot of newbies don't get a homerun the 1st time out. Reading the forum will give you a good idea of what's out there, where to go and what to do when you get there. Here's a post that might help you, and other's who are just starting out in the hobby:

Dirty.

1) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside. Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your I'd. You will need money or a credit card to pay. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else and only paid the $100. Use the specific city forums to research and post pricing in the area you are going.

2) Entry into the AMP. Entry can be done in a number of ways. Sometimes, there is a locked door with a buzzer and sometimes you enter like a normal business. When you are greeted, smile and say Hello, to the person letting you in. They will most likely be the mama-san who is in charge of the girls. At some point, either at the front or in a massage room, you'll be asked what you want. Simply state "1 Hour Please" or whatever time limit you want. You'll be told a price and you should pay that to start without talking about any tips or extras. I recommend at least an hour as shorter times may cheapen your experience. 30 minutes is good if you are in a rush or short on cash. Sometimes you pay the person admitting you and sometimes it's the actual girl you pay. At this point, you aren't asking for anything other than a massage.

3) Become a Repeat Customer. This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras. I've been asked many times, ' have you been here before?" and it's always good to answer "yes". If they remember you, even better. If not, try and remember the name of the person you saw before.

3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.

3b) Fake Being a Repeat Customer. If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. And have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before. Do your research before you go!

3c) If you are a new Customer. You can tell them that you have been to other AMP's in another city. This is a good technique if you are travelling and are trying out AMP's in a new city. You can also name a competitor and say you used to go there but you moved and this one is closer or that you want to try something new. The goal is to let them know you've been to AMP's before, but that you are new to their particular establishment. Depending on the place, this may or may not lead to extras.

3d) Prove you are not LE. If a provider thinks you are a cop, you will most likely NOT get any extras. This is why some check your drivers license (although I haven't had that happen). Some are content with the "Are you a cop?"/"no" routine. Others want to be sure so tips like being free with your nudity, placing her hands on your genitals, or anything else that leads them to believe you are a normal guy not looking to bust them. That's pretty much the whole point of being a repeat customer.

4) Get Fully Undressed ASAP. Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before. Be free with nudity.

5) Use Provided "Purse". Many times, you will see a little purse or bag that is there for you to put valuables in. Use it to put your "valuables" in and carry that with you to other areas of the spa. You may go to a sauna, hot-tub, shower, or table-shower. Since you won't have pockets, look for the little bag and carry it with you. If they don't have one, you can ask for one. In some places, you may just stay in the room you were brought into the entire time (no shower). In this case, you will be able to keep an eye on your things. If you are leaving the room and are worried, look for something to carry your valuables in. NOTE: Having your things in the little bag is a neat clue to the girl that you have done this before.

Generally you will find that Asian massage parlors are very honest, and you don't have to be as careful with your possessions as with 'other' massage parlor providers. Not trying to be racist here, but my experience (after 25+ years) in this hobby proves that to be true.

6) Bring your own condom. The "purse" is a great opportunity to place a condom where she can see it. If there is no purse, lay the condom on a table or somewhere that is in view. Usually, if they are providing extras, they will provide the condom. But showing the initiative to bringing your own indicates you are there for more than a massage.

7) Shower Etiquette. Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time. It also helps if you know where the shower is and lead her there instead of her leading you.

Revision 1: A mamasan once told me: Cops won't shower. The level of vulnerability is way too high. No badge. No gun. No wire. It's just too risky. I am sure there have been exceptions, but by taking a shower, you really help put them all at ease, not to mention your provider, who will just be happy you are clean.

8) Enjoy the Massage. It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later. This is still part of the "I'm not a cop" routine.

9) Lose the Towel. If there is a towel covering you, do everything possible to get it off of you. If it's covering your butt, roll around while she isn't near you so it gets out of position or falls to the floor. If she puts it back, lose it again. Don't be too obvious but at some point, the towel will most likely be tossed aside. If she is persistent, feel free to ask "no towel please" or something along those lines.

10) Become Aroused. Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.

11) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.

12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing. One thing some guys recommend is leaving the tip out in advance. But, I know some guys here recommend strongly against it, but I have always found it works to strip down, lie down, and have the money sitting on the counter before the girl returns to the room. The only times I've ever had to haggle is when I didn't do that.

13) The Fun Part. When she returns (or starts) , it's generally acceptable that you can now touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. If you brought your own, she may use that one. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.

14) Variations. If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.

15) Happy Ending. After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly. If you feel cheated out of your time, feel free to express your opinion.

16) Be Polite. I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f*k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.

17) Learn the Language. If you can learn Korean / Chinese / etc, you will most likely have an easier time communicating what you want in an AMP. The most difficult part is telling them what you want or trying to listen to their broken english. You'll most likely find yourself in a vulnerable position making the "BJ" motion followed by a dollar amount. Learning their native tongue, or a few phrases, can improve your experience.

18) Post Your Experience. We don't need every detail, but posting in the city forum where the AMP / Spa is located will help everyone with certain details of locations and pricing and if anything beyond a massage happened. Price and extras vary from region to region. If you get ripped off at a place, tell us that too and we'll appreciate you "taking one for the team.

This is just based on my experience in AMPs over the last 30+ years, as well as some tips I've picked up from other hobby mongers. If you have some additional helpful hints, please add them to the list. It will help all of us who are in the 'hobby'.

[QUOTE=Delmoxxx; 1494375]Wow what an amzing site. So my first post with the knowledge I've gained over the past hour of reading so here it goes. So I was bored today and ventured out with hopes of getting my very first HE. I went to a little place on Burbank and Willowcrest, windows papered over and the what I thought were typical signs of the kinda place I was looking for. I go in and was greeted by a late 20 early 30 CM (don't know If that's right) , she says. 5 for an hour and I pay her. We go back to numbered room and I strip down and lay down. After some nice rubbing and getting down in the thighs I thought this was it, it's actually going to happen. On the flip. Nothing. Some more rubbing real close but no touch, I'm thinking. Am I doing something wrong, do I look weird? I figure I'm a pretty good lookin dude, so maybe I'm just out of luck. Sure enough she put a hot towel on me and cleans me up." All done" in broken english. I tip her. 2 and walk out feeling like I just got raped. LOL.

I came home frustrated and found this site. Now I know some of the terms and have already learned a bunch for the next one. In time I'll figure this out hopefully have a better story for ya'll. Thanks for all the info.[/QUOTE]

What up mofoos? The Asian lover here. Been a while since I posted. Had a total of three trips in the last week. First if you followed my previous posts: my spot on Roscoe is dead! Went there first signed said closed, last week I went again to see and the signs were being taken down. Fml. On the first trip I found this spot in chats. If you surf BP you will find it or if you are a sr you can message me. A little skeptical but glad I went in. Very discreet parking lot and drew Soo. Nice Korean girl slim w boltons. Not going to give too much details because the routine is the same but she was good! Works sat. Went there a week later drew another nice Korean honey Michelle? Nice slim w boltons better service and CBJ. Made me curl my toes and bust a hard one. Last week I decided to try another one. Looked in BP and narrowed to 2 options. One was on roscoe. Advertises as paradise Latina spot. Went to the address. Maybe went to the wrong spot but the place looked super shady and ghetto. Decided not to go in. Then went to my back up spot. This one is also on BP. Is on desoto. Girl I drew was nice. Korean girl but below standards. In summary. The place on chats I recommend. Others please go and review. Will repeat. Other spot mentioned. Skip them.

On other notes. BP mp promoting Russian and Latina providers but not posting address but in noho. Has anyone gone?

Oh and I also went to Orchid on VN. Drew a fat Latina and passed. Wanted to at least get a tug but the fatty acted too hot and expensive. F them.

Until then. Keep poking be careful out there and do post on good spots.

Peace out,

Caaznlvr

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1509630]Del,

, and othA lot of newbies don't get a homerun the 1st time out. Reading the forum will give you a good idea of what's out there, where to go and what to do when you get there. Here's a post that might help youer's who are just starting out in the hobby:

Hey Mr. D. O. G. LOL. I just got it. Get it? Hhaha.

Great info but why haven't you posted this like 20 years ago. Now I am too a dirty old guy. I just do it the Rammer way... I am either too lazy or just a pervert. When I get a chance to say hi in private, I alway rub their ass. I know that is messed up but my hands like it.

Rammer

Rammer,

My apologies for not posting that info 20 years ago, but I was still over in Saudi Arabia cleaning up the bullshit left over after Desert Storm.

However, by my not posting that info sooner, it gave you the opportunity to develop the "Rammer Way", and turn into a lazy, perverted dirty old man......just like me!!!

I think you came out ahead in the bargain! Keep rubbin them asses!!! :D

Dirty.




[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1509630]Del,

, and othA lot of newbies don't get a homerun the 1st time out. Reading the forum will give you a good idea of what's out there, where to go and what to do when you get there. Here's a post that might help youer's who are just starting out in the hobby:

Hey Mr. D. O. G. LOL. I just got it. Get it? Hhaha.

Great info but why haven't you posted this like 20 years ago. Now I am too a dirty old guy. I just do it the Rammer way. I am either too lazy or just a pervert. When I get a chance to say hi in private, I alway rub their ass. I know that is messed up but my hands like it.

Rammer[/QUOTE]

Anyone checked this place out?

[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/buttercream-therapynew-latina-stafflvip-newly-open-24/17851292[/url]

The pictures and title are enticing, however whenever I've called the number the girl on the other line always sounds confused and / or new. Would love to find a new latin mp here in the valley and would like any feedback if possible.

Thanks!

Young Stud 24

Went here today:

[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/grand-new-sexy-latina-asian-four-hands-massageenjoy-happy-exotic-relaxation-23/24554266[/url]

Wanted a massage and TS, and since they were advertising in the escort section, thought I'd have a chance for a little more then a HE.

First off. 1hr w / TS is $70, I should of walked out based on their listed prices, but I decided to stay, tech was a little older and when I asked if there was anyone else, she went out, and came back in and said 'everyone is busy', while she stroked the inside of my legs up to my ass, so I just said ok.

Massage was decent, she was hitting all the right spots, I 'accidentally' brushed up against her see cups a few times and she didn't seem to mind so I started rubbing them, and all she said was ' you like to give massage too? '

After the therapeutic part, it started to get a little more sensual with the added oil, then on the flip she was at the top of the table reaching over to massage my chest and she kept putting her tits in my face, so I pulled her shirt to the side and popped out a titty. No objections to that, so far so good! So she starts going lower and gets me aroused, then she asked me how much was I going to tip her, I said "will I be happy if I tip 40?" She said make it 50 and 'I take care of you', so I gave her 50. She the squeezes oil on jr and takes my hand and puts it on him, 'I said no you're supposed to make me happy, and she tells me she never does that, WTF! She then tells me that I can play and suck on her tits but I have to take care of myself, so I did but I made her hold my sack, told her I couldn't bust unless I was being touched down there.

First time that I had to take care of myself while I sucked, fondled and played with her tits, was feeling her all over but decided not to go lower since I felt a pad or under liner in her panties, and no it wasn't a nut sack, LOL!

After I took care of myself, she prepped the TS and scrubbed me down which was pretty nice, the facilities were clean as well and the were using name brand products, no no name Chinese soaps. Was a different experience and will not repeat.

Went to the place on desoto an I think I meet one of the cutest message gurl ever, her name was luccy. She was smokin. Mamasan answered an asked have I been there of course I reply, she says o you should no price in broken english LOL I gave her. 5 an walked in I ask for an asian because even though I had a great time last time I went with allision (ithink her name was) she wasnt really my type she just had big boobs she was latina by the way. Any way I wanted a change of pace an luccy was the one as always no pretendin of a mesaage just a rub bac an forth the flip an I'm already hard because she was really? Attractive the anticipatiin was great. I really wanted to DATY her but I kept thinkin about hornilious an his experience with a SW so I opted not to she went in for a CBJ after a few mins of that she climbs on top for cg she couldn't last on top she said she was havin problems because I was large so she says lik fuc me dog style LOL sure I oblige I destroy her literally LOL after the clean up (no mention of tip) by the way so I see how long an if she ask, I'm fully dressed by now she asked if I wanted water, at this point I'm tempted to see if she will even ask for a tip she doesn't to my surprise I gve her 1 an off I go she tell me only Tuesday I wrk I said I will be bac next Tuesday then LOL

Up charged for the tbsh. Made rookie mistake and wasnt talkative during the message. She got spooked and refused full service. HJ is not worth it imo. In a little plaza of laurel can. Wouldn't recommend.

So I finally grew some balls and went to the spot next to the vid store on reseda. (this is a tr I submitted to another site earlier this month)

I didn't get a name, but she is a petite Korean girl who looks pretty young. Smooth light tan skin, baby face, and nice little petite body. The massage was real short, like probably only 5 minutes, which is why I rated that portion so low. FS was offered and it was good. CBJ was kinda rushed though.

It's a very clean place with huge massage rooms. Tile floor and real nice.

[QUOTE=Tdlr5;1558316]The massage was real short, like probably only 5 minutes, which is why I rated that portion so low. FS was offered and it was good.[/QUOTE]Just the way I like it a quick or non existant massage and FS, what was the damages, what day and time did you go there, I could use some kimchi to wash down some of this salsa.

[QUOTE=Luv Da Latinas;1558769]Just the way I like it a quick or non existant massage and FS, what was the damages, what day and time did you go there, I could use some kimchi to wash down some of this salsa.[/QUOTE]This place is Ace. Near SW.

$1. 5. (.5 for door.)

Can't remember what day, but most likely fri. Sun, as I'm working the other days.

It was at night though.

I believe they have kimchi and salsa here.

Feeling stressed so I head to a place advertised in BP on foothill in la crescenta. Went in was $35 for a half. Did the usual get naked hop, up on the table. She walks in late 20s / early 30s okay face starts to massage overall a good massage rubs the inside of my thighs so I take this as a sign to rub her back so I reach around and grab her ass and she takes my hands off. She rubs my ass thoroughly and again rubs the inside of my thighs but this time higher up and near the boys so I try again but again get rejected. Overall a very good massage no extras total damage. 35/+ $20 tip.

I don't know where this should go, so I will post here. There's an AAMP that I recently visited. They advertise on backpage. They are in noho. Total damage was $.2.

The girl I got looked better than most of the middle aged providers at rt joints. She was mid 20s.

For the total, all I got was a below avg massage and HJ, not worth it IMO.

Anyone try this place in Studio City? It looks legit, but you never know.

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