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[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3960819]Get a PM from a senior asking about a providers candy of preference. Give a fairly generic answer. Get a steaming mad text from the provider 10 minutes later asking if I told someone she was a heavy user carrying a heavy habit.
And the number of people I'll share more than just basic info with continues to shrink.
HS.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear this. Lesson learned. Some folks don't know when to keep their mouth shut.
Porn star escort Gauge who I win a date with via a raffle at a consumer electronics show in Vegas. She was shorter than I thought. She was down with anal, and I wanted to do it with her in a handstand as she did it on one of her videos. That was the first and last time for that. She was very nice.
Porn star escort lacey duvalle. A bit thicker than she was in her videos but in all the the right spots. She was very pleasant. Surprisingly tight. Enjoyed the sex with her very much.
Porn star escort Amy Reid. More of a butter face in person. Her skin was not good. However, she has the best tits in the business, a tight body and she was ok with greek while escorting. Easily the dumbest of the porn stars.
Porn star escort Abigail Mac. Best body sans the fake tits in the business and she looked pretty much the same in person as she does on film. Heavy blushing and all during sex. Very friendly and can't wair to repeat.
A regular spinner BSW that actually didn't act cracked out I was seeing 2-3 times a week one summer. She was out of North Chicago which is by Great Lakes Navy Base. I took her out drinking to a pub in a nearby upper middle class suburb. Road head on the way and a quickie doggy in the car before we went in. I ran into one of my fuck buddies that actually preferred women. She spotted us in the bar and she started approaching us. I whispered to the SW to "make this happen. ". We ended up drinking for a while. We went back to my place and went "skiing". We ended up on my front porch, which was big, but was covered in the outside by high large bushes. I went to go grab some beers. When I came back, the fuck budddy was eating the BSW's pussy right there on the porch. A threesome ensued. We finished and went inside. Another threesome started up shortly later. We were fucking off and off for the next three to four hours.
Threesome with two asian "masseuses" at Hong Kong spa in bloomington Illinois.
On my second deployment in Iraq while out on patrol, my squad essentially got to run a train on two sisters that were late teens / early twenties. Both very pretty, though one prettier than the other. All for the cost of two boxes of MREs LOL And yes, I went first. Rank has its privileges.
Fucking in a mobile brothel in Copenhagen aka the Sex Bus; just something about driving around the city and fucking and looking out the windows which were one way.
I fucked a midget in the philippines. The only country that I know of where you can get a good meal, drunk, and bang a hot provider for under a benjamin. In a side note, when I left the establishment, I bought a monkey for a jackson......didn’t know what to do with it later when I got back to the hotel so I let it go.
I met a “masseuse” while deployed in Egypt. Very beautiful. Coukd hardly speak any english but that isn’t what I wanted her mouth for. I fucked her for almost the entirety of my deployment. Other than my two massages, I never paid her. I just took her out. I think that she honestly thought that I was going to marry her and whisk her away to the states. Before you ask, yes, she was a virgin.....hymen torn, blood and all. Maybe she had sex before but the guy must have been hung like a tadpole.
Tijuana.......where do I start? I guess I have some good and bad stories here lol so many threesomes here because the price is right. I’m sure that some were probably just barely legal. Anything you wanted could be had there, though I’m not into any freaky shit though I do like anal. I guess my favorite one was when I went at it with three different women at once. I had cialis, viagra and some powder in me making all that magic come to life.
I am sure there are some more, but those are the first to come to mind.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3960819]Get a PM from a senior asking about a providers candy of preference. Give a fairly generic answer. Get a steaming mad text from the provider 10 minutes later asking if I told someone she was a heavy user carrying a heavy habit.
And the number of people I'll share more than just basic info with continues to shrink.
HS.[/QUOTE]Don't SHIT where they eat. I've gotten great info from HS and others on this board. Unless they say "tell them X sent you" Names, donation, or anything else concerning them comes up. I'm a man with a mouth and a brain I can figure things out if I use them. To think that I might get in better with a provider by throwing anyone under the bus is fucked up thinking. These women don't give a shit about me (in general) other the the buck their getting from me.
What ever happened to BRO'S BEFORE HOE'S?
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3960819]Get a PM from a senior asking about a providers candy of preference. Give a fairly generic answer. Get a steaming mad text from the provider 10 minutes later asking if I told someone she was a heavy user carrying a heavy habit.
And the number of people I'll share more than just basic info with continues to shrink.
HS.[/QUOTE]I agree it's a total dick move, but if he's looking to trade candy for services or join in on the fun then your dealing with someone that is probably as fucked up and helpless as the providers are.
[QUOTE=Joeyaugust;3962208]I agree it's a total dick move, but if he's looking to trade candy for services or join in on the fun then your dealing with someone that is probably as fucked up and helpless as the providers are.[/QUOTE]Kind of dumb to bring candy along when mongering. You can explain away having cash. Not so much with having raw, rock or diesel.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3952162]Yes guys, time and tide have taken their toll. No more threesomes on Christmas. Fewer and fewer car dates. When the ol' whanger becomes a limp hanger, my exploits get tamer and tamer. Still, I love to look at black asses in short skirts with their round, full cheeks peeking out, and girls in impossibly high heels trying to negotiate the curb when they run to your car. I almost always wear colored underwear now, so the licker's lipstick smudge doesn't show up in tighty whiteys any more. (God, I remember taking of a pair of skivvies off in front of my wife with the purple lip rouge residue in my BVDs having rubbed off my dick. Explain that for fuck sake! Yep, no more fucking in front of cops, banging reluctant lesbian hookers, playing chicken with trannies or any of the fun shit that goes into trolling gutter pussy.
Someone suggested it, and I should have done it. I should have copied all the crazy shit I wrote, then published it in a book. "The Tao of Coochie. " Now all my old posts are gone, and the best thing I can write about is the extremely satisfying bowel movement I had yesterday, thank god for prune juice. So I'm passing the mantle to someone whose dick still works and whose libido hasn't diminished like a bad memory. Oh, wait, I've got one of those too..[/QUOTE]Hey Coochie, the only time it's too late is when they put ya in the ground till then keep on banging them babes!
[QUOTE=HornyGuyLif;3963184]Hey Coochie, the only time it's too late is when they put ya in the ground till then keep on banging them babes![/QUOTE]Thank god for the boner pills.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3952162]Yes guys, time and tide have taken their toll. No more threesomes on Christmas. Fewer and fewer car dates. When the ol' whanger becomes a limp hanger, my exploits get tamer and tamer. Still, I love to look at black asses in short skirts with their round, full cheeks peeking out, and girls in impossibly high heels trying to negotiate the curb when they run to your car. I almost always wear colored underwear now, so the licker's lipstick smudge doesn't show up in tighty whiteys any more. (God, I remember taking of a pair of skivvies off in front of my wife with the purple lip rouge residue in my BVDs having rubbed off my dick. Explain that for fuck sake! Yep, no more fucking in front of cops, banging reluctant lesbian hookers, playing chicken with trannies or any of the fun shit that goes into trolling gutter pussy.
Someone suggested it, and I should have done it. I should have copied all the crazy shit I wrote, then published it in a book. "The Tao of Coochie. " Now all my old posts are gone, and the best thing I can write about is the extremely satisfying bowel movement I had yesterday, thank god for prune juice. So I'm passing the mantle to someone whose dick still works and whose libido hasn't diminished like a bad memory. Oh, wait, I've got one of those too.
Coochie (old fuck in residence) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]It's never too late to get the libido back up. Try doing something like a keto diet, which raises testerone levels naturally. Lifting weights will help out too. A product called ZMA will help, as well as give you better sleep and more vivid dreams. D aspartic acid is an amino acid that will also increase testosterone levels, which will ultimately increase libido levels. Zma is a combination of vitamins and minerals. Amino acids are found naturally in certain types of foods. These are relatively natural ways of increasing your testosterone levels. Diet, sleep, exercise, supplements, and age are the primary determining factors of the physiological factors that affect libido; you have control over four of them.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3952162]Yes guys, time and tide have taken their toll. No more threesomes on Christmas. Fewer and fewer car dates. When the ol' whanger becomes a limp hanger, my exploits get tamer and tamer. Still, I love to look at black asses in short skirts with their round, full cheeks peeking out, and girls in impossibly high heels trying to negotiate the curb when they run to your car. I almost always wear colored underwear now, so the licker's lipstick smudge doesn't show up in tighty whiteys any more. (God, I remember taking of a pair of skivvies off in front of my wife with the purple lip rouge residue in my BVDs having rubbed off my dick. Explain that for fuck sake! Yep, no more fucking in front of cops, banging reluctant lesbian hookers, playing chicken with trannies or any of the fun shit that goes into trolling gutter pussy.
Someone suggested it, and I should have done it. I should have copied all the crazy shit I wrote, then published it in a book. "The Tao of Coochie. " Now all my old posts are gone, and the best thing I can write about is the extremely satisfying bowel movement I had yesterday, thank god for prune juice. So I'm passing the mantle to someone whose dick still works and whose libido hasn't diminished like a bad memory. Oh, wait, I've got one of those too.
Coochie (old fuck in residence) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Man I'm in the same situation. I'm 65 and don't know if it's low T or that the novelty has just worn off. Could be that I'm just battle worn dealing with all down sides to this hobby. Fake pics, old pics, providers going silent when I arrive at destination, spending money that I could spend on myself for my other hobbies. Ironically all the suggestions to help restore T levels pretty much mirrors my life style since 1975 when I started weight lifting and being kind of a health nut. Ironic that I participate in such potentially unhealthy hobby, if I'm not careful and think with the wrong head. I look freakishly younger than I am which kinda almost works against me. Could easily date younger women but that's even a bigger pita. At this age we're is a traditional relationship going to go. Just not worth the effort I guess. Anything worth while takes effort I just am not willing to put forth. Funny at my age the working out does raise your libido temporarily, but then I'm to tired to bother with this hobby. Oh well we all get older and life changes even as much as we try to fight it.
I once met a physician who was in his his 70's and he looked good for his age. We talked about getting older. Turns out he gets testosterone injections. He suggested I try it. I imagine this will have an effect on the libido. I believe this treatment does have some risks. Possibly easier to get cancer. I know there is a place that specializes in this treatment, called Nu-Male. I've been thinking about it. I've seen advertisements on TV. Today I saw a big billboard on Hwy 100 and Bluemound today.
I imagine one could use google to get more information.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3952162]Yes guys, time and tide have taken their toll. No more threesomes on Christmas. Fewer and fewer car dates. When the ol' whanger becomes a limp hanger, my exploits get tamer and tamer. Still, I love to look at black asses in short skirts with their round, full cheeks peeking out, and girls in impossibly high heels trying to negotiate the curb when they run to your car. I almost always wear colored underwear now, so the licker's lipstick smudge doesn't show up in tighty whiteys any more. (God, I remember taking of a pair of skivvies off in front of my wife with the purple lip rouge residue in my BVDs having rubbed off my dick. Explain that for fuck sake! Yep, no more fucking in front of cops, banging reluctant lesbian hookers, playing chicken with trannies or any of the fun shit that goes into trolling gutter pussy.
Someone suggested it, and I should have done it. I should have copied all the crazy shit I wrote, then published it in a book. "The Tao of Coochie. " Now all my old posts are gone, and the best thing I can write about is the extremely satisfying bowel movement I had yesterday, thank god for prune juice. So I'm passing the mantle to someone whose dick still works and whose libido hasn't diminished like a bad memory. Oh, wait, I've got one of those too.
Coochie (old fuck in residence) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Send me a PM to Admin2 I know something that might help.
Didn't know where to post this, figured here so I can get people's opinions. Thought on dating a provider? Can it be done?
Second post, and you are driving right into some interesting, and possibly dangerous topics. You want to break the one big question into two smaller questions. Can you, and should you.
1. Can you? Sure. You can do what you want in this country, within reason.
2. Should you? That is tricky. You expose yourself to a whole lot of dangers, including physical. Case and point, the Harley worker that had a house on appleton married a provider. She was still working when he was at work, and ended up conspiring with a boyfriend to kill him and get his insurance. A drastic example ofcourse, but, to consider such things, one must address the elephant in the room. This elephant consists of these girls doing this have made ALOT of bad choices in life, from pregnancies during adolescence, limited to no schooling, horrible life growing up (not completely their fault, but must be considered), and ofcourse drugs. Do not forget, if you go that route, they will learn who you really are. Non fake names, no fake addresses, know where you work, and who your family is. Picture a falling out, or a extortion act against you. You would be at their mercy. I am sure there are some success stories (6th st leah comes to mind, that lucky bastard), but I don't see a ton of upside. Obviously it is up to you, but your decision must be made wisely and with eyes wide open. Consider yourself most likely a suggar daddy at best, and as long as the money is there, you may be ok. If it goes away, well.
[QUOTE=Fearsome27;3964339]Didn't know where to post this, figured here so I can get people's opinions. Thought on dating a provider? Can it be done?[/QUOTE]
I had already started to think about the fallout or how awkward it would be if my friends or family found out she was a provider or former provider. I had already known her real name after doing research before I saw her the first time so that wasn't a big surprise. I do already get the "sugar daddy" feel from it, even tho I don't give her money outside her donation. I Feel like she genuinely likes me but my gut is telling me I shouldn't move forward with this.
[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;3964541]Second post, and you are driving right into some interesting, and possibly dangerous topics. You want to break the one big question into two smaller questions. Can you, and should you.
1. Can you? Sure. You can do what you want in this country, within reason.
2. Should you? That is tricky. You expose yourself to a whole lot of dangers, including physical. Case and point, the Harley worker that had a house on appleton married a provider. She was still working when he was at work, and ended up conspiring with a boyfriend to kill him and get his insurance. A drastic example ofcourse, but, to consider such things, one must address the elephant in the room. This elephant consists of these girls doing this have made ALOT of bad choices in life, from pregnancies during adolescence, limited to no schooling, horrible life growing up (not completely their fault, but must be considered), and ofcourse drugs. Do not forget, if you go that route, they will learn who you really are. Non fake names, no fake addresses, know where you work, and who your family is. Picture a falling out, or a extortion act against you. You would be at their mercy. I am sure there are some success stories (6th st leah comes to mind, that lucky bastard), but I don't see a ton of upside. Obviously it is up to you, but your decision must be made wisely and with eyes wide open. Consider yourself most likely a suggar daddy at best, and as long as the money is there, you may be ok. If it goes away, well.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Fearsome27;3964339]Didn't know where to post this, figured here so I can get people's opinions. Thought on dating a provider? Can it be done?[/QUOTE]I have dated a provider. At first you think this is so cool. Especially if they are really pretty. You get to know them and hear all their stories. But after a couple of weeks I don't care if they look like Mariah Carey, they annoy you to no end. You get tired of the phone ringing. You will find they have some sort of mental disorder such as ADHD or Bipolar and are impossible to be around. You will put up with a lot of crap for the free crazy sex and companionship. Soon you will learn why they don't have a real man in their life despite being so pretty. Most have drug addiction issue and a rap sheet a mile long. There is no future. Don't fall in love. I did fall in love with a provider and got hurt. Never again.
There are ways to make a provider fall in love with you. Won't go into all the details here but it comes down to them being a women, and understanding their emotional needs. Most had no father figure. Most have no financial security. They want to feel loved, needed and protected. Just like any other woman. Most of all don't judge them. But bringing one home to shack up is like bringing home an adopted pit bull. They can turn on you at any time.