Asian Oasis Troy and Healing Spa Nearly Next Door
[QUOTE=DTownMick;7083695]Asain Oasis in Troy was one of the first AMPs I went to when I got into the hobby back in the day. It changed hands a while back and ultimately closed down a few years back. However, I just saw an ad for the place being back open. So tonight, I figured I'd give it a try and was disappointed. I paid. 8 for an hour, the older lady at the front desk is who gave me my shitty massage, and standard HE, which I tipped. 4 for.[/QUOTE]DTMick, thanks for the information, I had been looking at that place and Healing Spa just north of it.
I may yet try Healing Spa.
I've had good times there.
[QUOTE=JAsian;7085262]I never was able to crack the code there. The main girl there ended up getting really big in the hips and then a much younger gal started working there that I thought was her younger sister. She wouldn't budge on anything but would allow DIY. Not my thing though.[/QUOTE]The owner / mamasan 30 something slender somewhat attractive gave massages for the first year or so that I went there. Then there were a few other women that worked there and the owner didn't give massages. I always got h / e there. There was one lady with huge fun bags that used to laugh a lot that I got f / s with but she was only there for a couple of weeks. It is as a convenient place for me so I went a couple times a month. The other spot was Asian ivy at livernois and square lake that gave a great massage w / prostate massage. Just a walk down memory lane.
Top 10 signs it's an erotic massage parlor
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this on the Alabama forum and though it was funny, so I decided to pass it along:
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing neon signs with words like "massage" or "body rub". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know mongers like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location. If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a hand job = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual: miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending. If I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a hand job (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied baby sacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like Vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.