Massage Parlor Reports

Spend some time reading the forum. Go back several pages. Make some notes. Screen grab some pages. Whatever works for you.

I had three encounters Thursday, Saturday and Monday. All with storefront AMPs. All FS.

[QUOTE=JoeColorado;6815019]I don't get it. What am I looking at?[/QUOTE]You are looking at the unmarked car that was stopping folks when they exited Orange taking them to the Burger King parking lot and releasing after about 10 minutes essentially after they confessed.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6815215]Spend some time reading the forum. Go back several pages. Make some notes. Screen grab some pages. Whatever works for you.

I had three encounters Thursday, Saturday and Monday. All with storefront AMPs. All FS.[/QUOTE]Well, the only ones I was interested in were the ones in and around Chinatown since it's my favorite hangout spot and it's a straight shot from my house from the train.

I'm curious than, what percentage of these AMP operate with licenses in the China Town area? I'm talking the FS places. I always hear about Orange, but whom else?

[QUOTE=PantherPride4;6815144]What's the deal with Orange Spa? Not A huge fan of them. But some are saying business Is going as usual and the owner told me unlike 819 and Tokyo his Spa Is paid for with taxes (Not sure how safe that confirms Orange Is) but some are saying CPD has been circling around and watching. But really get A GF? What about them Chinatown Apartments?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Dbry4281;6815330]I'm curious than, what percentage of these AMP operate with licenses in the China Town area? I'm talking the FS places. I always hear about Orange, but whom else?.[/QUOTE]That's a good question actually, maybe now that a big hit has happened, we can get some clear information on which ones are left running.

[QUOTE=ChicagoMonger1;6814866]Saw Sherry / Cherry at HKPD today.

The good news: No LEO presence.

The bad news: Dicks are not safe. Sherry / Cherry showed my dick no mercy. She practically rubbed me raw while prepping me for a BBBJ. I was barely able to get it up after that beating. It's been a few hours, and I'm still sore.

More bad news: She's not very friendly and not very good looking, but I didn't have a lot of options.

This would never have happened at PD or 819.

Damage: 140 for hhr plus 40 for BBBJ.[/QUOTE]That is a funny review. Well done. I've tried checking out HKPD 3-4 times and only went through with it once. Usually the difference between their advertising and reality are too far apart.

[QUOTE=Dbry4281;6815330]I'm curious than, what percentage of these AMP operate with licenses in the China Town area? I'm talking the FS places. I always hear about Orange, but whom else?
[/QUOTE]You can check on the city web site.

[URL]https://data.cityofchicago.org/Community-Economic-Development/Business-Licenses-Current-Active/uupf-x98q/data[/URL]

The Mimi in my dream was about 5'4", long red hair, HWP (not skinny, not fat, but had some meat), nice C cup boobs and a quite hairy kitty. Always fun, always sweet and always recommended!. Be safe out there!!

I saw Angel here a couple years ago 100 QV for the most part. Is she the only one working out this space. RM has every name under the sun reviewed on the first page but none are Angel. I assume these are all fake reviews or she's switching up her name but since I'm near there a lot for meetings, wanted to confirm. If anyone has seen someone other than Angel, can you share a report?

[QUOTE=Goofy89;6813457]She's legit masseuse best massages I've had the HJ was just a bonus.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1643656[/URL][/QUOTE]Does she offer FS?

[QUOTE=LceMan;6812533]Stopped by yesterday and drew Rose. Asked for an hour. There was about a 10 minute massage and got right to it. DATY, BJ then cover, really good CFS. Almost intimate or acted at least. Rose said after the fact that I am her size (smaller in stature and all things) and that she really enjoyed it. She is tiny so most of you must be trying to jam an oil can thru a garden hose. Kept hugging me and told me to come back very soon.[/QUOTE]She is a petite girl with nice little ass and really tiny niple but her body is nice firm and has the right amount of curves for me. She was about tight but had no trouble getting it on with her. She does get really wet and likes a pounding. She is vocal and ask to be pounded. Overall had a good time with her.

[QUOTE=ChriSilva;6810441]Massage Chicago (563X W Fullerton Ave) new girl Linda.

Today early day visited 563X, MMS was there. She asked Alice or new girl. Fuck so hard to decide. So she send the new girl. Man she was cute, small frame but curvy. Nice B cup with small nips. Very sexy body. Her massage was ok, the suction was good too. She is not as tight but holds her ground well. It was a sight to see her from behind as well as DATY was clean and she seem to really enjoy. Her name is Linda short brown hair with a very pretty face. I am going to have to choose a duo next time and see if Alice and Linda can play with each other.[/QUOTE]I want to try her. Thanks for posting.

If you are looking for a more discreet spa that is far less likely to be on CPDs radar, you can try New Life on Diversey near Lincoln. I stopped in there during Covid looking for a legit massage, since I lived nearby, and couldn't get in at massage envy (haha). They don't openly offer upgrades, and even have signs on the wall that threaten you of you ask. Lily is the girl that I was seeing. I tipped her 40 on my way out of the first visit (without any happy ending), only since I was feeling generous during covid and she was all over my ass (I thought I was getting a legit massage!) She said some flirty words like, "come back and I really take care of you". So next visit, I just dropped 60 on the counter before the massage to see what would happen, and I got an HJ. I did that for a while, since she was pretty good at the actual massage part. Sometimes she got naked, but not everytime. I stopped going, since I only do FS now. I was dumb enough to give her my number, and she still texts me, so I assume she is still there.

I never mentioned this place, since it sounds like a waste of time compared to all the action everyone is getting on the southside. But might be worth a visit for those who are paranoid, live on the northside, and want a good massage with L1. And if you like whiskey, then swing around the corner to Delilahs afterwards (they probably have the best selection in the city).

[QUOTE=HandyManny7;6816572]I want to try her. Thanks for posting.[/QUOTE]Most of the posts for this spot or Lavender sound like pps wrote the review / post. I think pps have migrated from leaving fake reviews on rubmaps to here. I would not have high expectations.

[QUOTE=LiquorThnPoker;6816584]If you are looking for a more discreet spa that is far less likely to be on CPDs radar, you can try New Life on Diversey near Lincoln. I stopped in there during Covid looking for a legit massage, since I lived nearby, and couldn't get in at massage envy (haha). They don't openly offer upgrades, and even have signs on the wall that threaten you of you ask. Lily is the girl that I was seeing. I tipped her 40 on my way out of the first visit (without any happy ending), only since I was feeling generous during covid and she was all over my ass (I thought I was getting a legit massage!) She said some flirty words like, "come back and I really take care of you". So next visit, I just dropped 60 on the counter before the massage to see what would happen, and I got an HJ. I did that for a while, since she was pretty good at the actual massage part. Sometimes she got naked, but not everytime. I stopped going, since I only do FS now. I was dumb enough to give her my number, and she still texts me, so I assume she is still there.

I never mentioned this place, since it sounds like a waste of time compared to all the action everyone is getting on the southside. But might be worth a visit for those who are paranoid, live on the northside, and want a good massage with L1. And if you like whiskey, then swing around the corner to Delilahs afterwards (they probably have the best selection in the city).[/QUOTE]Honestly I might just wait until the heat dies down, the Chinatown places were the only ones I was interested in. If I do, try anything it's probably going to be an outcall for HKPD.

The spot on Van Buren is still just Angel. All those reviews on RM are BS.

She's still the same as ever.

[QUOTE=DWaits;6816490]I saw Angel here a couple years ago 100 QV for the most part. Is she the only one working out this space. RM has every name under the sun reviewed on the first page but none are Angel. I assume these are all fake reviews or she's switching up her name but since I'm near there a lot for meetings, wanted to confirm. If anyone has seen someone other than Angel, can you share a report?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dbry4281;6815330]I'm curious than, what percentage of these AMP operate with licenses in the China Town area? I'm talking the FS places. I always hear about Orange, but whom else?.[/QUOTE]Well before the current groups pop'd up like Orange and Tokyo and Perfect Archer the whole Chinatown area was dead nothing poppin at those Spa's I went to Jing Ding over on Archer twice because some lady (Julia) does the best thing with HJ and that's licking and sucking my nipples and her tongue would be extra wet. I would see her again but Orange and Tokyo has caused the whole area to be extra hot. Before this current popularity In Chinatown everybody was going to Ozone and they was always claiming to be so booked up. Now when you peep through Ozone I see like 4-5 late 30's and 40's something ladies sitting around on their phones bored. But Chinatown FS places IDK just the Chinatown Apartments they was the best option for years usually the younger hotter girls.

[QUOTE=Masalic;6815366]That's a good question actually, maybe now that a big hit has happened, we can get some clear information on which ones are left running.[/QUOTE]Like I told him try maybe Chinatown Apartments unless CPD watching them also. They been busted the Apartments on Halsted A few Summers back. But some are saying try Outcalls If HKPD Is doing that option or like me I'm traveling up Norf right now or checking options In the other area's. I don't care about FS I just want A good Massage and A fun HJ / CBJ. But most real Spa's you spend $180 on all that and Orange Is like $140 for HJ / CBJ. They was taking other Spa's business wonder who snitched on them LOL! BTW other Chinatown Spa's are old grannies doing HJ like Jing Ding.

[QUOTE=ChriSilva;6816565]She is a petite girl with nice little ass and really tiny niple but her body is nice firm and has the right amount of curves for me. She was about tight but had no trouble getting it on with her. She does get really wet and likes a pounding. She is vocal and ask to be pounded. Overall had a good time with her.[/QUOTE]Sounds fantastic. What's the link for Me Spa?

Appears Archer Perfect might have fallen victim today.

4 city of Chicago asset management trucks outside appears they are removing stuff.

Have pictures but won't let me upload.

12 complaints of illegal activity reported by the community center next door.

Be safe fellas.

Checking out spas today parked in front of Orange got out of the car and noticed a second floor window directly across from Orange wide open so I walked into the smoke shop and when I did I noticed while in the shop 2 people in the window taking pictures of the guy parked behind me going into Orange m.

On my way out looked up at the window and both guys backed away.

Little chilly to have a window wide open wouldn't you think and I'm sure with all the trucks outside Archer Perfect right now this isn't a coincidence.

So you think Law enforcementis is hanging out across the street in one of the buildings watching the Johns walk in. They set up shop?

[QUOTE=Billy73;6817362]Checking out spas today parked in front of Orange got out of the car and noticed a second floor window directly across from Orange wide open so I walked into the smoke shop and when I did I noticed while in the shop 2 people in the window taking pictures of the guy parked behind me going into Orange m.

On my way out looked up at the window and both guys backed away.

Little chilly to have a window wide open wouldn't you think and I'm sure with all the trucks outside Archer Perfect right now this isn't a coincidence.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Billy73;6817332]Appears Archer Perfect might have fallen victim today.

4 city of Chicago asset management trucks outside appears they are removing stuff.

Have pictures but won't let me upload.

12 complaints of illegal activity reported by the community center next door.

Be safe fellas.[/QUOTE]The place is still open, go figure.

[QUOTE=Dbry4281;6817448]So you think Law enforcementis is hanging out across the street in one of the buildings watching the Johns walk in. They set up shop?

.[/QUOTE]100% someone is taking pictures from the second floor middle window wide open of the community center.

But don't believe me nothing I have said has come true LOL.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6817468]The place is still open, go figure.[/QUOTE]If you I can text you some pics 4 total trucks there for some reason all city of Chicago.

One of the trucks has Assestd Management on it the one in front has it's drop lift lowered.

I'm checking out my work is done here but consider this a heads up once again Peace Fellas off to Ohio I Go.

Well I guess ill be heading back to cumberland to harmony, by the airport!

[QUOTE=Billy73;6817536]100% someone is taking pictures from the second floor middle window wide open of the community center.

But don't believe me nothing I have said has come true LOL.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Billy73;6817544]If you I can text you some pics 4 total trucks there for some reason all city of Chicago.[/QUOTE]You can post your pictures right here.

Guys I'm Leaving Chicago Tomorrow For Good And This Market Has Been a Blast.

Some Great Times Made Some Lifelong Friends And Had Some Of The Best Experiences In This Market Monica, Kim (all time favorite) Jessica, Judy.

Orange & HKPD will always be my favorite places in the US I tried to see Candy today at Orange but the camera crew across the street spooked me.

I've given you guys some honest intel on activity and bust to the point it cost me a legit GF in the business and someone I thought would be a life long friend.


Remember when you get stopped coming out of a Spa, that Cops Lie, and Keep Your Mouth Shut.

[QUOTE=PantherPride4;6817235]Well before the current groups pop'd up like Orange and Tokyo and Perfect Archer the whole Chinatown area was dead nothing poppin at those Spa's I went to Jing Ding over on Archer twice because some lady (Julia) does the best thing with HJ and that's licking and sucking my nipples and her tongue would be extra wet. I would see her again but Orange and Tokyo has caused the whole area to be extra hot. Before this current popularity In Chinatown everybody was going to Ozone and they was always claiming to be so booked up. Now when you peep through Ozone I see like 4-5 late 30's and 40's something ladies sitting around on their phones bored. But Chinatown FS places IDK just the Chinatown Apartments they was the best option for years usually the younger hotter girls.[/QUOTE]I honestly think Ozone got heat as well. I dropped in there a while back and there was a squad car and an unmarked or two across the street. Figured they were doing something at the Ukrainian Center across the street from the shop and honestly didn't really care. I ended up getting a HJ and then when I walked out noticed some police looking types exiting from the apartment building next door. The squad car and unmarked were still parked where they were when I walked in which I thought weird. I did some shopping in the area and they seemed to stick around. Shortly thereafter Karly left the shop which was also kinda weird considering how busy she was and T-Pro is not really a nicer shop. So they may have gotten some heat as well that's why I wonder what's causing there drop in talent.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6817607]You can post your pictures right here.[/QUOTE]You can see the big white truck and the other 4 outside.

[QUOTE=RedGhost79;6813823]Gents,

Two girls working and the one that greeted me was Tina. She's a mid 30's Chinese girl with nice full C cups, a slender body type, and a pretty face. I never saw the other girl, so I can't comment on her looks. I would give Tina a solid 7 on the AMP scale. I asked for an hour (60 $) She also let me run my hands anywhere I liked throughout the length of the massage with no objections. She offered FS (for 140 $) and I accepted. Now she's definitely not a GFE provider as she doesn't kiss, and she insisted on using baby wipes on her vagina and my cock prior to CFS. I guess she's a clean freak of sorts. Once we got into the swing of things she allowed multiple positions and she really wanted me to pound her in K9 until she had her O. Clean up was a hot towel and a water for the road.[/QUOTE]I had a session with Tina at Rose which started and ended with her naked on the massage table. Lots of fun. She's got a great body and I left graffiti where she's never been kissed. I didn't get a massage that day.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6817607]You can post your pictures right here.[/QUOTE]Looks wide open hahaha.

So WTF. Is APS still open? Way too much fear mongering and disinformation as of late.

[QUOTE=BringBackBp;6817791]So WTF. Is APS still open? Way too much fear mongering and disinformation as of late.[/QUOTE]Honestly what I find more telling is that after the busts the board kind of died, and all the people giving me a hard time for not just diving into this hobby are suddenly radio silent.

[QUOTE=Billy73;6817332]Appears Archer Perfect might have fallen victim today.

4 city of Chicago asset management trucks outside appears they are removing stuff.

Have pictures but won't let me upload.

12 complaints of illegal activity reported by the community center next door.

Be safe fellas.[/QUOTE]For Real? Perfect Archer Is now on CPD Radar? I liked that place more than Orange It wasn't even as hyped or crowded. Yall better stay out of Chinatown and find A new spot. CPD has to have some Inside source or A C. I giving up what's going on at these Chinatown Spa's. Found It weird when I saw CPD sitting outside Blue Island Spa A few weeks ago and that's miles away from Chinatown but pop'd up the same time as Tokyo did.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6817632]I honestly think Ozone got heat as well. I dropped in there a while back and there was a squad car and an unmarked or two across the street. Figured they were doing something at the Ukrainian Center across the street from the shop and honestly didn't really care. I ended up getting a HJ and then when I walked out noticed some police looking types exiting from the apartment building next door. The squad car and unmarked were still parked where they were when I walked in which I thought weird. I did some shopping in the area and they seemed to stick around. Shortly thereafter Karly left the shop which was also kinda weird considering how busy she was and T-Pro is not really a nicer shop. So they may have gotten some heat as well that's why I wonder what's causing there drop in talent.[/QUOTE]Ozone has had numerous problems as of recent that's probably their own downfall. For starters I noticed 1 Monday In the afternoon they had 2 City Of Chicago workers putting Tickets on cars parked outside Ozone who didn't pay the Meter (I usually don't) that stopped me from going went over to Lucky Spa that street (Western) doesn't have Parking Meters. Another problem with Ozone they lost all their hottest MT. I found It odd that Sasha and Cindy both got married at the same time and Husband's wanted them to quit. And Gina quit also. Gina was the one bringing In new hot girls. Now Ozone has had the same older workers with no rotation anymore. Last time I went to Ozone some thick Asian who had A booty wanted $100 for A boring HJ and another $20 to remove any piece of clothing. That's why Ozone has seen A decline $160 for A HJ and the lady was fussin she does no BJ not even with A rubber. Orange, Tokyo and Perfect Archer $160 Is A good time. T-Pro Is old It's been around since 2010-2011 (I was still In High School back then LOL) and Ozone came around In 2019 but even then Sunkiss still looks cleaner of A Spa down the street but they are legit.

Clear your inbox.

[QUOTE=ChicagoMonger1;6817249]Sounds fantastic. What's the link for Me Spa?[/QUOTE]It is a pps place. The IL threads are inundated with multiple pps reviewers. Looks like the spa scene is toast.

Saw on RM this morning a review for Tokyo from someone who claimed to be there Tuesday morning. ? The review seemed a bit suspicious to begin with ("was told to bring my own condom." The hell is going on?

[QUOTE=Masalic;6817859]Honestly what I find more telling is that after the busts the board kind of died, and all the people giving me a hard time for not just diving into this hobby are suddenly radio silent.[/QUOTE]Once again, you've been on this board for a while and asked a million questions. If you went in after your first 30 questions, you would have gotten your dick wet no problem. Don't act like your hunch was right because you waited all winter for warmer weather to try one of these places out. Shit happens, its an illegal activity here, nothing is forever.

The reason why people are quiet here is because literally like 3 of the most talked about spots on this board were busted, had plenty of regulars that didn't venture out to other places, of course its going to be quiet here.

There are still loads of different spots around, they take a bit more digging around and the help of the kind people on this board to come out to the front. There are parlors all up and down Archer Ave that may be a hit, theyre just smarter and don't advertise as much as the big 4-5 do. RL is still open, HKPD is still open, BHC still open, SXL on Michigan Ave still open, West River Spa still open, CLC still open, theres loads of non-asian spots open like CLM, Princess Latinas, the red table girls, theres other shit all over the city.

Would love for you to actually try one out and report back like the rest of us do but, please, go ahead and keep saying your hunches are right.