Live Massage in Arlington
Went there (Live Massage in Arlington) based on reports about Zooey. She was nowhere to be seen.
Stopped at the Wilson one first, thought it looked too legit. They said on the phone Zooey was there and I made an appointment for 3 pm. I realize they're always going to say that, but geez.
Got in room, stripped down, the short, stout Asian lady came in, and I said "I think I have the wrong place. " She didn't understand, and instead replied, "You don't need cover?" Finally the DUDE that answered the door came in and I told him and left.
Went to the less nice one on Columbia Pike. Ok lady at the door, older than I want, not fat, but not as petite as I want, but I still figured why not? Went with $70 for an hour, though she never brought back change and ended up paying 1 fiddy for CBJ and top lifted up / pants down playing. Kinda lame. As someody's mom, I'd have fucked her for exercise, but not to take to dinner for $220.
Therapist: 6.
Table Shower: Yes, decent / good.
Massage: Almost non-existent in under 3 minutes.
Fun: See above.
Repeat: No thank you.
Really, if I could find a smoking hot Asian who'd do HJ in the nude with some playing for total price in the 100-120 range, I'd be fine with that. This paying 220-240 to negotiate with moms I'd mercy fuck is lame.
Yang's Massage in Oakton?
Anyone try Yang's Massage in Oakton right on the corner of 123 and Hunter Mill? It used to be "Massage Relax Center" and they offered extra's. Is Yang's straight or can you get a Nova finish?