TLDR; I saw Monica at BP and it was awful.
TLDR; I saw Monica at BP and it was awful.
I started this review Friday morning after seeing Monica at Blue Phoenix. I was pretty pissed off. I suppose I deserve some blame for not following my own suspicions and walking out.
I was reminded again this morning about why I stopped going to Asian apartments in Chinatown. The previous review of Sasa at blue Phoenix convinced me to go down and try it on Friday morning. It sounded so much like what I used to get in Shanghai when I traveled there for business. I was really hoping to get that experience one more time. Unfortunately, they did a switch on me. My text messages and my phone calls, asking the booker right before I got there if I was going to see her, and even asking the girl in the room (who didn't really look like her), and I even pulled up the website and said is this you and she said yes. I said you are Sasa. And she said yes. What I got was Monica Monica, who rushed through everything, immediately went to a covered blow job, and when I asked her about prostate, and other things, she said I don't do that.
I said then this isn't you. And brought up the website again. She said no I'm Monica. Other girl busy. At that point I kinda lost interest. I got soft. I tried to get into it again, but every time I reached for her hard nipples, she pushed my hand away. I wasn't trying to grab them. I was trying to caress. I tried to lick them. She wouldn't let me do that. I tried DATY. It lasted about 30 seconds before she said I came. I came. Totally faking it.
She also continuously gargled after blowing me or wiping my penis with alcohol. Keep in mind that I showered room and did all kinds of grooming stuff before I drove there.
I literally got out of the shower at 9 AM and I was at their place at 10 AM.
She did cowgirl for two minutes. She did reverse cowgirl for two minutes. She then said you get on top and I just couldn't perform. I just wasn't into it.
When I got to the living room, I tried to talk to the greeter but at that point he claimed no English. I got to my car and I texted my disapproval. And they immediately said come back we give you discount and you can see her. Dude, I'm 65. I'm kind of one and done anymore. Even with blue pills. And I wasn't in the mood at that point. I was pretty pissed off at having wasted $300 for the fact that I walked in at 10 and was back in my car at 10:30. Majority that time was taken up by a half ass massage. Did I come yes. She gave me oral but as soon as she could tell, I was starting to come she pulled her mouth off and finished me with her hand.
I had stopped going to these places long time ago for a couple of reasons. One was the translation aspect. Two was the bait and switch that seemed to always happen. Three I get it that most of you guys want to see a woman who is tiny, no baby damage or body fat, And isn't approaching the middle age spread that some of the AMP grannies are getting. But I have to tell you the AMP grannies that I have been with over the last year have shown more interest in making me feel good and more interest in letting me play with them, go down on them, and take my full hour in a room. So pardon the rant. Pardon the venting. I don't really care what happens to these places. I probably won't return.