Massage Parlor Reports

Last night I ended up dropping in to Healthy Habits Massage for a visit with Stephanie. She is a very petite older Asian woman whom I would guess to be 40 or so, but I'm real bad with ages – especially Asian women!

It was a pretty good massage from the start. She worked my feet real good which I enjoyed. She did my entire back with slight teasing around my ass and crotch, then she wiped me down with hot towels and I flipped. She started on my legs as my hands were allowed to wander, and as I concentrated on her ass, she concentrated on the little guy. I asked her to take it slow, and play with the boys and she complied with both requests. I let her know when I was ready and she finished me off with professional ease. She immediately cleaned me up, and I thought that was it, but I was wrong. She then continued the massage of the front of me until just over my half hour time, and man did I relax!!

Sort of an out of the way place that is very clean and modern. Real rooms with real doors. Shower is available but I did not partake. $40 door / $40 tip and I would repeat.

[QUOTE=GRlovemassage;2547122]Anyone been to Panacea recently? Who should I ask for that will help me feel very comfortable? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Read thru the Forum or use the Search Thread function. You'll find all the info you need.

Happy Hunting!

NJ.

[QUOTE=FastHustler;2543687]So I called into Healthy Habits after reading a few good reviews about Stephanie. I had set something up with the receptionist but apparently I was not the only guy seeing her at the time and the other guy was a regular to top it off we had the same name! So Stephanie went with the regular no surprise there, she said I could come back but I did not want to wait once I have it in my mind to get a massage I don't want to wait. So I went with Katrina (I think) she is a tall girl almost as big as me and I'm 6'3". She is definitely not a spinner but she does have some big see's or the's The MS was very good she does use a LOT of oil but I my self like it. She was about half way into the MS when she started teasing a little and started to MS my ass I told her it felt good and I could have her do that all day so she did for the rest of the MS the best Ass MS I have ever recived no prostate MS but it was a great Ass MS In the end I was glad I got her Still want to try out Stephanie though. I paid the 60 for the hour and did leave a 40 tip if she gets into it like Rhonda does may leave her more maybe next time![/QUOTE]Uh, that may have been me. I called and left a message, apparently with Katrina as I was trying to set something up with her. She returned my call just as I got to the front door of Healthy Habits. She said she was not there, would be a little bit before she could get there, but that Sephanie was there and also gives a good massage. Stephanie acted like she was expecting me, and kept asking if I had called for an appointment. Told her I had called, and talked to Katrina, but she must not have caught Katrina in translation. She left the room a couple of times, and I could hear some conversations at front desk. But she returned, gave a great ms and he (per my earlier review). But I still want to see Katrina, so I guess we're both "forced" to head back there for round two.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2547370]Uh, that may have been me. I called and left a message, apparently with Katrina as I was trying to set something up with her. She returned my call just as I got to the front door of Healthy Habits. She said she was not there, would be a little bit before she could get there, but that Sephanie was there and also gives a good massage. Stephanie acted like she was expecting me, and kept asking if I had called for an appointment. Told her I had called, and talked to Katrina, but she must not have caught Katrina in translation. She left the room a couple of times, and I could hear some conversations at front desk. But she returned, gave a great ms and he (per my earlier review). But I still want to see Katrina, so I guess we're both "forced" to head back there for round two.[/QUOTE]Where is this place located? I really need a good massage.

So hows Katrina, so I can call and ask for her.

[QUOTE=Akenathon;2547385]Where is this place located? I really need a good massage.

So hows Katrina, so I can call and ask for her.[/QUOTE]Located on east 28th St. , east of I 96 and west of Cascade area. Can only speak for Stephanie personally, and she was very good. Katrina got high marks, also.

Decided to TOFTT, as I have not seen her reviewed. I have not been able to find her posting again (she posts very little), so I'm unable to post the link here. But she posts as Robin, Soothing Touch Massage, west of Greenville. Works out of her home (out in the boon docks), table set up in bedroom. Very nice lady, blond, on the heavy side, OK looking. Very firm ms, fair amount of unscented oil. Some teasing, leading to the flip. Absolutely no ms on front side, just straight to the HJ / HE. Its quite a drive, so probably won't repeat for awhile.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2547412]Decided to TOFTT, as I have not seen her reviewed. I have not been able to find her posting again (she posts very little), so I'm unable to post the link here. But she posts as Robin, Soothing Touch Massage, west of Greenville. Works out of her home (out in the boon docks), table set up in bedroom. Very nice lady, blond, on the heavy side, OK looking. Very firm ms, fair amount of unscented oil. Some teasing, leading to the flip. Absolutely no ms on front side, just straight to the HJ / HE. Its quite a drive, so probably won't repeat for awhile.[/QUOTE]Did she get comfortable? Was there a possibility of more services?

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2547412]Decided to TOFTT, as I have not seen her reviewed. I have not been able to find her posting again (she posts very little), so I'm unable to post the link here. But she posts as Robin, Soothing Touch Massage, west of Greenville. Works out of her home (out in the boon docks), table set up in bedroom. Very nice lady, blond, on the heavy side, OK looking. Very firm ms, fair amount of unscented oil. Some teasing, leading to the flip. Absolutely no ms on front side, just straight to the HJ / HE. Its quite a drive, so probably won't repeat for awhile.[/QUOTE]I'm sure I could track it down, but I wonder if you could post a link. Also, what you paid / tipped would be great to know.

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2547576]I'm sure I could track it down, but I wonder if you could post a link. Also, what you paid / tipped would be great to know.[/QUOTE]She doesn't post often, so I was unable to find it. May be under CL small bus. Until I checked what I had written down the next day, I had forgotten she listed $35 for 60 minutes. I way over tipped at $, what I commonly pay, but that's usually with roaming and at least the top off; No roaming here, no top off, and I didn't get the impression she was into that. Senors can PM for digits. Also, Shawtren your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2547688]She doesn't post often, so I was unable to find it. May be under CL small bus. Until I checked what I had written down the next day, I had forgotten she listed $35 for 60 minutes. I way over tipped at $, what I commonly pay, but that's usually with roaming and at least the top off; No roaming here, no top off, and I didn't get the impression she was into that. Senors can PM for digits. Also, Shawtren your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]$35 for 1 hr plus $20 for HJ is a good deal, or did MrCruzer spoil her already?

[QUOTE=Benz1;2547707]$35 for 1 hr plus $20 for HJ is a good deal, or did MrCruzer spoil her already?[/QUOTE]It was totally inadvertant. I ask for everyones forgiveness.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2547688]She doesn't post often, so I was unable to find it. May be under CL small bus. Until I checked what I had written down the next day, I had forgotten she listed $35 for 60 minutes. I way over tipped at $, what I commonly pay, but that's usually with roaming and at least the top off; No roaming here, no top off, and I didn't get the impression she was into that. Senors can PM for digits. Also, Shawtren your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Found this. $35 is only for hh, it appears.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/soothing-touch-massage/19329190[/URL]

Was heading into GR and saw their post on CL. 70 min for $60 including TS, sounded good so I stopped in. MS was masseuse, walked around with a digital timer. Rooms were small and no door, just curtain. TS was thorough though she insisted on washcloth over the boys, kept saying she go home if boss find out. That didn't bode well for me for the massage. While the massage was good, she used more oil than Jiffy Lube does when I take my car in. On the flip, no no no no was the theme. Then she shorted me by 10 min with "arr done". I left the door fee on the table while she waited upfront. Had the microwater bottle for me, I told her to keep it. Told her the fee was on table, she ask for tip and I laughed at her. She actually stepped in front of me as I was walking out. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sorry. Told her to remember that next time.

Legit massage which wasn't bad but be sure to tell them less or no oil. My shirt was damp from it even after she hot toweled my back off. Will not return.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/3-day-special-upscale-exotic-location/19657484[/URL]

Posted on BP for 140 hr Nuru massage. I texted to see if she was avail. We agreed on a time and I arrived exactly on time. She had a small office in a larger building. Very quiet and convenient to get to. She is exactly as pictured in her ad. Probably the hottest girl on BP in GR. Totally nude body slide / Nuru massage. I didn't really pay attention to time as I was thoroughly enjoying myself. I was told our time was almost up and was asked multiple times if I was close. I finally exploded, cleaned myself up, then got dressed. I had paid for the hour before we got started and was reminded as I was getting dressed that tips are appreciated.

As I was driving home I realized it was only 40 minutes since the apt started. That meant I was only there roughly 30 minutes. I sent her a text stating I thought we were doing an hour. Her response was I'm sorry usually the apt goes until the person is finished. Well that's BS in my book. Rushed and cheated of half the time. I won't be seeing her again.

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2551207][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/3-day-special-upscale-exotic-location/19657484[/URL]

Posted on BP for 140 hr Nuru massage. I texted to see if she was avail. We agreed on a time and I arrived exactly on time. She had a small office in a larger building. Very quiet and convenient to get to. She is exactly as pictured in her ad. Probably the hottest girl on BP in GR. Totally nude body slide / Nuru massage. I didn't really pay attention to time as I was thoroughly enjoying myself. I was told our time was almost up and was asked multiple times if I was close. I finally exploded, cleaned myself up, then got dressed. I had paid for the hour before we got started and was reminded as I was getting dressed that tips are appreciated.

As I was driving home I realized it was only 40 minutes since the apt started. That meant I was only there roughly 30 minutes. I sent her a text stating I thought we were doing an hour. Her response was I'm sorry usually the apt goes until the person is finished. Well that's BS in my book. Rushed and cheated of half the time. I won't be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]She and her lady handler are crooks! She maybe hot. But is nervous and a scammer!

I believe I posted this months ago! Stay away!

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2551207][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/3-day-special-upscale-exotic-location/19657484[/URL]

Posted on BP for 140 hr Nuru massage. I texted to see if she was avail. We agreed on a time and I arrived exactly on time. She had a small office in a larger building. Very quiet and convenient to get to. She is exactly as pictured in her ad. Probably the hottest girl on BP in GR. Totally nude body slide / Nuru massage. I didn't really pay attention to time as I was thoroughly enjoying myself. I was told our time was almost up and was asked multiple times if I was close. I finally exploded, cleaned myself up, then got dressed. I had paid for the hour before we got started and was reminded as I was getting dressed that tips are appreciated.

As I was driving home I realized it was only 40 minutes since the apt started. That meant I was only there roughly 30 minutes. I sent her a text stating I thought we were doing an hour. Her response was I'm sorry usually the apt goes until the person is finished. Well that's BS in my book. Rushed and cheated of half the time. I won't be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]I have seen three mongers waiting in the parking lot at one time. She is a machine! She is a sweetheart, but she needs to learn a little patience and customer service.

I've seen Lexi a few times, but the last couple times I've been short changed on time. I get it's not going to go exactly an hour but the last two times I've paid for 60 and received 35 and 30. The first time I was told she'd make it up to me and the last time was even shorter. Good massage but not $ combined for 30 min good.

Saw Joy for the first time last week and it was a really good massage and flip. Standard rate and tip but the massage was great and it filled the hour. I travel extensively for work so I've been to too many MP's around the country to count. Best place I've ever been was a place in Charlotte, NC, but I'd say Joy was in the top 3. I'll definitely be back to see her from now on when I'm on the GR area.

[QUOTE=ActionJac;2552250]I've seen Lexi a few times, but the last couple times I've been short changed on time. I get it's not going to go exactly an hour but the last two times I've paid for 60 and received 35 and 30. The first time I was told she'd make it up to me and the last time was even shorter. Good massage but not $ combined for 30 min good.

Saw Joy for the first time last week and it was a really good massage and flip. Standard rate and tip but the massage was great and it filled the hour. I travel extensively for work so I've been to too many MP's around the country to count. Best place I've ever been was a place in Charlotte, NC, but I'd say Joy was in the top 3. I'll definitely be back to see her from now on when I'm on the GR area.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link?

Had the opportunity to see Laylah, saw her for a thirty minute dream, massage was okay, the flip was good as she took direction. The bad part of the dream is she wants too much to expose skin. Paid 40/40, she wanted 100 to go full nude. What I got was the opportunity to play with her ass. Sorry, won't be back to see her. I at least got one tit in my dream at Relax massage for $40. LOL.

Saw Saisha recently, paid $40 tipped $40. Appt started off late. A lot of arguing between the girls in the MP. Normal catty work shit. As far as the rub it was ok, put as much pressure as I like. When it came to the flip, wanted too much. Nude she wanted $80. She was willing to do topless for $40. Nothing special about the finish but the job did get done.

She's cute with nice tits, would have liked to see the bday suit but not for her prices. Won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Ajenk787;2552404]Do you have a link?[/QUOTE]Joy doesn't advertise much. Just call Royal Tuch on 44th.

[QUOTE=ActionJac;2552250]I've seen Lexi a few times, but the last couple times I've been short changed on time. I get it's not going to go exactly an hour but the last two times I've paid for 60 and received 35 and 30. The first time I was told she'd make it up to me and the last time was even shorter. Good massage but not $ combined for 30 min good.

Saw Joy for the first time last week and it was a really good massage and flip. Standard rate and tip but the massage was great and it filled the hour. I travel extensively for work so I've been to too many MP's around the country to count. Best place I've ever been was a place in Charlotte, NC, but I'd say Joy was in the top 3. I'll definitely be back to see her from now on when I'm on the GR area.[/QUOTE]Welcome to Grand Rapids MP world. Your first post was about getting stood up by Jennifer (typical Jennifer review). Your second was about shorted time by Lexi, and they never make it up to you. Ever!
The best response I've seen to that problem was in a post by NoseJelly at the islands, after being shorted on time, he shorted her tip and told her he would make it up to her next time.
We should all learn from NJ.

My Fellow Mongers! These MP Ladies keep shorting on time and demanding Re Dic Dollars for tips because the Majority of Mongers (Not All) let them. Remember Cash / the Customer is King! As Men, our Big Heads short circuit when Boobies and Vagina are involved and the Little Head takes over! Would you let your Auto Mechanic charge full price and only give you partial service? Hell Naw! I've been there. I was a Noob once upon a time. It takes practice, practice and researching this forum.

If you are at Royal, Oasis or Paradise and get shorted, complain to Barry not Jennifer. If you get shorted at Pacific, complain to Kiet. Etc. , Etc. They want Repeat Customer more than most of the Girls do.

The only thing more powerful than Pussy is Money!

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2553421]My Fellow Mongers! These MP Ladies keep shorting on time and demanding Re Dic Dollars for tips because the Majority of Mongers (Not All) let them. Remember Cash / the Customer is King! As Men, our Big Heads short circuit when Boobies and Vagina are involved and the Little Head takes over! Would you let your Auto Mechanic charge full price and only give you partial service? Hell Naw! I've been there. I was a Noob once upon a time. It takes practice, practice and researching this forum.

If you are at Royal, Oasis or Paradise and get shorted, complain to Barry not Jennifer. If you get shorted at Pacific, complain to Kiet. Etc. , Etc. They want Repeat Customer more than most of the Girls do.

The only thing more powerful than Pussy is Money!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the education, do you think we should show them a stop watch when they come in the room?

[QUOTE=Benz1;2553451]Thanks for the education, do you think we should show them a stop watch when they come in the room?[/QUOTE]A great idea to get a timer. I may head to Target and get a cheap $4. 99 kitchen timer that you can set to 1 hour and.

When the hour is up "ding" you're done.

It's time to "Take back our hour" .

They advertise a hour. We pay for the hour. It belongs to us.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2553451]Thanks for the education, do you think we should show them a stop watch when they come in the room?[/QUOTE]Yes! I wear a giant one on a gold chain, around my neck, just like Flava Flav.

Any intel??

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=19331367&image=19676683[/URL]

[QUOTE=TeeMich;2552994]Joy doesn't advertise much. Just call Royal Tuch on 44th.[/QUOTE]Joy only works at Royal Touch on Saturdays and Monday mornings. She normally works at Relaxation Station at nights Monday thru Friday. She likes to go to the casinos on Friday and Saturday nights so might not be in. She had been working at Royal since Amber has been out for a while.

Returned to Healthy Habits, wanted to try Katriina, but she was off that day, so I decided to repeat with Stephanie and see if the second was as enjoyable as the first visit. Cute, solidly built Asian (not really a spinner but by no means BBW), maybe 30 +, pleasant, enough English to lightly converse. Only short wait before she returned to the room. (I have often found the length of time before a provider returns is an indication on how enthused she is and how long the session will last). Nice, pleasant full body MS, back and front, with great HJ / HE. She has the tease down to a science, starting early, continuing often throughout, making the ending great. With some encouragement top came off (great set of titties) and roaming. She did not discourage, or encourage, roaming, more or less went along with it, with one polite inquiry whether I tip. Ended before the hour, so she offerred more front massage to fill the hour. Was there just over an hour total. 60/40.

[QUOTE=HarryHood;2553617]Any intel??

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=19331367&image=19676683[/URL][/QUOTE]There are a few reviews on her. Bottom line extras (like topless, etc) costs more. Major upselling, not full service, not worthwhile.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2553421]My Fellow Mongers! These MP Ladies keep shorting on time and demanding Re Dic Dollars for tips because the Majority of Mongers (Not All) let them. Remember Cash / the Customer is King! As Men, our Big Heads short circuit when Boobies and Vagina are involved and the Little Head takes over! Would you let your Auto Mechanic charge full price and only give you partial service? Hell Naw! I've been there. I was a Noob once upon a time. It takes practice, practice and researching this forum.

If you are at Royal, Oasis or Paradise and get shorted, complain to Barry not Jennifer. If you get shorted at Pacific, complain to Kiet. Etc. , Etc. They want Repeat Customer more than most of the Girls do.

The only thing more powerful than Pussy is Money!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Good thing to keep in mind. It never occurred to me that working girls would try and short a paying customer. I have never had that issue. But it seems to be a problem for a lot of folks. Fuck that.

Spent some time with Lexi at Royal yesterday. I've read lots of good reviews here and thought I would give her a try myself.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-me-spoil-you/19539869[/URL]

Reviews are very accurate. Maybe a little bit bigger than her pictures lead on, but certainly not a bbw (though I love a good bbw). Opted for the hour at. 6 and we went back. Probably one of the best non-CMT massages I've ever gotten! Spent a lot of time hitting all the tense spots with the occasional tease.

On the flip came some upsell: . 6 for HE, . 8 topless and $ to get completely comfortable. Let the little head do the thinking and went for the $ (I'm a terrible negotiator). Got an amazing HE with LOTS of roaming (more than I've experienced before around here). A little dirty talk and it was all she wrote. Finished on her amazing see's and relaxed for a minute. Noticed the clock before I left and she didn't leave a minute before our hour was up. Nice to finally get the full time from someone!

Overall, would definitely repeat. Total damage was $. 6, which is a lot more than I normally spend. Hopefully next time, I'll leave the extra money out of reach.

[QUOTE=Nwoutsider;2556068]Spent some time with Lexi at Royal yesterday. I've read lots of good reviews here and thought I would give her a try myself.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-me-spoil-you/19539869[/URL]

On the flip came some upsell: . 6 for HE, . 8 topless and $ to get completely comfortable. Let the little head do the thinking and went for the $ (I'm a terrible negotiator).

Overall, would definitely repeat. Total damage was $. 6, which is a lot more than I normally spend. Hopefully next time, I'll leave the extra money out of reach.[/QUOTE]Too late. She'll remember you and expect another Benjamin again.

Don't bother with this one. She's back after a long hiatus. She should have stayed gone! She's a be! Tch and is often very rude. She will deny service to anyone for the most bizarre of reasons. I went there once after lunch. I'd had a sandwich with onions on it and she flipped out, saying she could smell it and that it was offensive. Then we had a fight over text for like an hour about it. Just weird! No extras. Doesn't even offer deep tissue anymore. I don't mind throwing this lady under the bus. She does not deserve our business. That's my 2 cents anyhow.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5140301569.html[/URL]

I had the exact same dream as you.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;2552629]Had the opportunity to see Laylah, saw her for a thirty minute dream, massage was okay, the flip was good as she took direction. The bad part of the dream is she wants too much to expose skin. Paid 40/40, she wanted 100 to go full nude. What I got was the opportunity to play with her ass. Sorry, won't be back to see her. I at least got one tit in my dream at Relax massage for $40. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Saw Amber at Pacific this past week. Great body loaded with tats, and very talkative. Massage was lackluster and the non-stop talking continued even through the HE and it was like idle chit chat, nothing to help the mood. Good thing I only booked a half hour. Very disappointing. Will definitely not repeat.

[QUOTE=HarryHood;2557232]Don't bother with this one. She's back after a long hiatus. She should have stayed gone! She's a be! Tch and is often very rude. She will deny service to anyone for the most bizarre of reasons. I went there once after lunch. I'd had a sandwich with onions on it and she flipped out, saying she could smell it and that it was offensive. Then we had a fight over text for like an hour about it. Just weird! No extras. Doesn't even offer deep tissue anymore. I don't mind throwing this lady under the bus. She does not deserve our business. That's my 2 cents anyhow.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5140301569.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I thought I'd reviewed this one a while back but I don't see anything under my name. This is one of those "massage-will-cure-all-your-ills" types who offers unsolicited, hocus-pocus advice for everything.

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2550303]Was heading into GR and saw their post on CL. 70 min for $60 including TS, sounded good so I stopped in. MS was masseuse, walked around with a digital timer. Rooms were small and no door, just curtain. TS was thorough though she insisted on washcloth over the boys, kept saying she go home if boss find out. That didn't bode well for me for the massage. While the massage was good, she used more oil than Jiffy Lube does when I take my car in. On the flip, no no no no was the theme. Then she shorted me by 10 min with "arr done". I left the door fee on the table while she waited upfront. Had the microwater bottle for me, I told her to keep it. Told her the fee was on table, she ask for tip and I laughed at her. She actually stepped in front of me as I was walking out. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sorry. Told her to remember that next time.

Legit massage which wasn't bad but be sure to tell them less or no oil. My shirt was damp from it even after she hot toweled my back off. Will not return.[/QUOTE]Did your device auto-correct? Is this why Massage?

[QUOTE=HarryHood;2557232]Don't bother with this one. She's back after a long hiatus. She should have stayed gone! She's a be! Tch and is often very rude. She will deny service to anyone for the most bizarre of reasons. I went there once after lunch. I'd had a sandwich with onions on it and she flipped out, saying she could smell it and that it was offensive. Then we had a fight over text for like an hour about it. Just weird! No extras. Doesn't even offer deep tissue anymore. I don't mind throwing this lady under the bus. She does not deserve our business. That's my 2 cents anyhow.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5140301569.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I believe she used to post as Beth, worked out of office near NW GR. As I recall, in her ads back then she was very adament about no extras, don't even ask, its not going to happen.

My experience was the same. I thought she was nice though and did a good job on the massage but that was a couple / few years ago.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2557784]I believe she used to post as Beth, worked out of office near NW GR. As I recall, in her ads back then she was very adament about no extras, don't even ask, its not going to happen.[/QUOTE]