Massage and Body Rub section
[QUOTE=VQuantum;2663787]Does anybody have any info on Hailey in Horn Lake?[/QUOTE]I saw 2 different ads on Hailey w / different phone numbers. Has anyone dreamt about Hailey.
Manscaping, Tokyo & Stupidity
[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/body-grooming-for-men-and-women/13872748[/URL]
I have two experiences to talk about here. Number one, I went to see Sierra and her quote, unquote "manscaping" operation, and I must say that I was thoroughly impressed and pleased with the process and the result.
I know this is not a massage, but it did feel great. I often manscape myself periodically, but it was much nicer to have someone else do it for me this time.
She removed all of the hair from my Sasquatch back, my caveman butt, my Buckwheat underarms, my peach fuzz chest, my Al Bundy nose hairs, and my Grizzly Adams face. So if you have unwanted hairs, REGARDLESS of what region, this Bud may be for you.
And the last time I checked, you don't need an act of Congress or some heavenly permission from some holy rolling, Bible thumping, wannabe Puritan to be groomed via hair removal. And yes, this is strictly about the act of hair removal and not an inch beyond.
Now if that offends uncle jerk off, tough turds Corky!
Number two, after my manscaping venture, I revisited my old stomping grounds, Tokyo Spa, and my experience was mixed. I had a lady that called herself PP, and she was actually a pretty good masseuse. She walked on my back, and it felt good.
Also, the table shower was magnificent in terms of water and comfort. It was a very relaxing experience therapeutically speaking. Unfortunately, therapeutic is the only speaking that was done and not an inch beyond.
Now allow me to digress for a minute and show you how impractically and how unserviceably inept the United States as a whole truly is.
About six months ago, I went to an AMP in Little Rock, Arkansas. I think it was the one on Chenel Ave. As I was getting ready for the table shower, this little, Asian lady made me disrobe (nude) and put on some disposable shorts.
She then proceeds to hose me down and wash me in my crappy shorts. And unbelievably throughout the process, she grabs the front of my ridiculous shorts and pulls them up exposing the Cyclops and hoses it down thoroughly.
So I guess it was okay for her to see it, as long as it was laughably behind a pair of derisible shorts. And to think, we as taxpayers pay chimps and chumps to come up with such Dark Age, "Forrest Gump," draconian, overreaching buffoonery.
I am depressed!
Massages Have Improved (Tokyo and Q)
The massage business is always tricky. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you roll snake eyes, but nothing compares to the giddy anticipation that you get as you are about to go in for one.
To me, those that are in the massage business need to be at least fairly decent at the craft, and that is certainly not always the case, not even close!
So within the past two weeks I have gone back and revisited my old stomping grounds in Tokyo and the Q. It was just like old times, well almost kind of sort of.
So speaking purely on the craft of massage in its purest form, I must say that both ladies at the Q and at Tokyo gave some pretty darn good massages.
The lady at Tokyo walked on my back and table showered me very well with nice, warm, steamy water.
And, this past weekend, the lady at the Q did the exact same thing. She used her knees on my back, and it felt good. She also gave me a really nice table shower.
At this point in my life, if that is all that I receive, I can live with that. What I cannot live with are some of these hideous body rubs from the escort section.
One lady tried to charge me $200 for a body rub in some roach motel where they lay you on the bed and rub you a few times. I declined and went Asia.
Someone posted here recently that they cannot find what they are looking for here in Memphis via massages, and I totally agree. In fact, I am tired of looking.
What I want now is satisfactory service, at least therapeutically satisfactory service. If happy ending #1 is out of the question, then at least be therapeutically up to par.
To quote the great hair band Poison: "Give me something to believe in. ".
Now I am sure that Uncle Barney / Uncle jerk-off / Uncle hypocrite is somewhere singing Kum Ba Ya in a Deputy Dawg choir reading this because they think they are saving me from myself.
But what I want to know is who is going to end the mass murder of thousands of innocent donuts, Dunkin Donuts around this city?
Plenty of happy, glazed endings being consumed there.
Manscraping is strictly about hair removal
[QUOTE=BossHawg;2669681][URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/body-grooming-for-men-and-women/13872748[/URL]
I have two experiences to talk about here. Number one, I went to see Sierra and her quote, unquote "manscaping" operation, and I must say that I was thoroughly impressed and pleased with the process and the result.
I know this is not a massage, but it did feel great. I often manscape myself periodically, but it was much nicer to have someone else do it for me this time.
She removed all of the hair from my Sasquatch back, my caveman butt, my Buckwheat underarms, my peach fuzz chest, my Al Bundy nose hairs, and my Grizzly Adams face. So if you have unwanted hairs, REGARDLESS of what region, this Bud may be for you.
And the last time I checked, you don't need an act of Congress or some heavenly permission from some holy rolling, Bible thumping, wannabe Puritan to be groomed via hair removal. And yes, this is strictly about the act of hair removal and not an inch beyond.
Now if that offends uncle jerk off, tough turds Corky!
Number two, after my manscaping venture, I revisited my old stomping grounds, Tokyo Spa, and my experience was mixed. I had a lady that called herself PP, and she was actually a pretty good masseuse. She walked on my back, and it felt good.
Also, the table shower was magnificent in terms of water and comfort. It was a very relaxing experience therapeutically speaking. Unfortunately, therapeutic is the only speaking that was done and not an inch beyond.
Now allow me to digress for a minute and show you how impractically and how unserviceably inept the United States as a whole truly is.
About six months ago, I went to an AMP in Little Rock, Arkansas. I think it was the one on Chenel Ave. As I was getting ready for the table shower, this little, Asian lady made me disrobe (nude) and put on some disposable shorts.
She then proceeds to hose me down and wash me in my crappy shorts. And unbelievably throughout the process, she grabs the front of my ridiculous shorts and pulls them up exposing the Cyclops and hoses it down thoroughly.
So I guess it was okay for her to see it, as long as it was laughably behind a pair of derisible shorts. And to think, we as taxpayers pay chimps and chumps to come up with such Dark Age, "Forrest Gump," draconian, overreaching buffoonery.
I am depressed![/QUOTE]This manscraping thing is about HAIR REMOVAL ONLY, nothing more. That's it. This is a therapeutic experience.
